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#9915677 - **pivotmasterdm rolls 120** Activate old bandwagons 9 hours ago on sfw random board 0
#153 - We need a plague that only affects fat people. Or gather up al…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Dumb fatties 0
User avatar #155 - alfibrakiz (19 hours ago) [-]
A little extreme....I like it
#99 - God I hate fat people  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Dumb fatties 0
User avatar #102 - alfibrakiz (10/29/2014) [-]
I don't HATE fat people. And definetily not ALL fat people, but a way too big portion of them are complete ass wipes. But they should all lose some weight though...for their own good and probably others too
User avatar #153 - pivotmasterdm (20 hours ago) [-]
We need a plague that only affects fat people. Or gather up all the fatties that refuse to lose weight and shoot them
User avatar #155 - alfibrakiz (19 hours ago) [-]
A little extreme....I like it
#1084367 - It was either go ward the bush and get killed myself or not wa… 10/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1084355 - you're pretty autism  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1084360 - alexanderburns (10/29/2014) [-]
>yfw what I do is an act
>yfw moba terminology isnt
>yfw people speak in this language in public
>mfw
>yfw no mfw
>yfw no yfw
#1084340 - gay  [+] (10 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1084341 - alexanderburns (10/29/2014) [-]
Just, that is what I think of people when they speak in LoLese
User avatar #1084342 - alexanderburns (10/29/2014) [-]
That "Just" was supposed to be "Yeah"
User avatar #1084344 - slightly (10/29/2014) [-]
nigga u have sonic as your profile picture
#1084345 - alexanderburns (10/29/2014) [-]
Ae you saying I look like someone who doesn't know exactly what gay is?
User avatar #1084348 - slightly (10/29/2014) [-]
i guess you do
#1084350 - alexanderburns (10/29/2014) [-]
I guess you're slightly retarded
#1084352 - slightly (10/29/2014) [-]
#1084353 - alexanderburns (10/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #1084355 - pivotmasterdm (10/29/2014) [-]
you're pretty autism
User avatar #1084360 - alexanderburns (10/29/2014) [-]
>yfw what I do is an act
>yfw moba terminology isnt
>yfw people speak in this language in public
>mfw
>yfw no mfw
>yfw no yfw
#1084336 - >Jungling with Warwick >3rd time jungling >St…  [+] (15 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1084412 - adunsaveme (10/29/2014) [-]
>playing warwick
>responding to ragers
come on now
User avatar #1084347 - SirSheepy (10/29/2014) [-]
Don't rage back then
Don't put yourself in a position where you'll die if you ward somewhere where you know there are enemies
User avatar #1084367 - pivotmasterdm (10/29/2014) [-]
It was either go ward the bush and get killed myself or not ward it and let my team mates get killed.
User avatar #1084338 - alexanderburns (10/29/2014) [-]
MOBA terms are just the dorkiest
User avatar #1084340 - pivotmasterdm (10/29/2014) [-]
gay
User avatar #1084341 - alexanderburns (10/29/2014) [-]
Just, that is what I think of people when they speak in LoLese
User avatar #1084342 - alexanderburns (10/29/2014) [-]
That "Just" was supposed to be "Yeah"
User avatar #1084344 - slightly (10/29/2014) [-]
nigga u have sonic as your profile picture
#1084345 - alexanderburns (10/29/2014) [-]
Ae you saying I look like someone who doesn't know exactly what gay is?
User avatar #1084348 - slightly (10/29/2014) [-]
i guess you do
#1084350 - alexanderburns (10/29/2014) [-]
I guess you're slightly retarded
#1084352 - slightly (10/29/2014) [-]
#1084353 - alexanderburns (10/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #1084355 - pivotmasterdm (10/29/2014) [-]
you're pretty autism
User avatar #1084360 - alexanderburns (10/29/2014) [-]
>yfw what I do is an act
>yfw moba terminology isnt
>yfw people speak in this language in public
>mfw
>yfw no mfw
>yfw no yfw
#9905342 - I had a dream where I had a really hot sister and I made her s…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9905359 - chillybilly (10/28/2014) [-]
Freud says you're fucked up
#46 - Looks like you were -1. Let me help you there, bud.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on very tough +1
#47 - spidahridah (10/28/2014) [-]
#45 - You thot I gave a **** 10/28/2014 on very tough 0

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#685 - pivotmasterdm (09/27/2014) [-]
stickied by pivotmasterdm
User avatar #688 - archmagestudios (10/25/2014) [-]
lol fag
#686 - zahnrad (10/19/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #687 to #686 - pivotmasterdm (10/19/2014) [-]
I care why?
User avatar #663 - datladyluna (09/07/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Jews you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
User avatar #664 to #663 - pivotmasterdm (09/07/2014) [-]
oh gosh B)
#662 - funnys (09/07/2014) [-]
jlaw 						*******					 a dog is needed i give you this.
jlaw ******* a dog is needed i give you this.
User avatar #670 to #662 - dirtyvibrations (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't post it without getting banned
User avatar #661 - Sunset (09/06/2014) [-]
can you play guitar
User avatar #666 to #665 - Sunset (09/16/2014) [-]
you're unbanned
User avatar #668 to #666 - dirtyvibrations (09/16/2014) [-]
oh nvm.
When did that happen
User avatar #669 to #668 - Sunset (09/16/2014) [-]
just now
User avatar #671 to #669 - dirtyvibrations (09/16/2014) [-]
anyway yes I can play guitar
Why
User avatar #672 to #671 - Sunset (09/16/2014) [-]
how good are you at it
User avatar #673 to #672 - dirtyvibrations (09/16/2014) [-]
I'm pretty good.
I started playing about a year ago or something.
User avatar #674 to #673 - Sunset (09/16/2014) [-]
vocaroo of something?
User avatar #675 to #674 - dirtyvibrations (09/16/2014) [-]
Vocaroo doesn't work for me.
No matter which mic I plug in, it says nothing was recorded
User avatar #676 to #675 - Sunset (09/16/2014) [-]
damn
User avatar #677 to #676 - dirtyvibrations (09/16/2014) [-]
Sorry. Why anyway
User avatar #678 to #677 - Sunset (09/16/2014) [-]
just wondering
User avatar #679 to #678 - dirtyvibrations (09/16/2014) [-]
Did you want me to play a song or something
User avatar #680 to #679 - Sunset (09/16/2014) [-]
advice really
User avatar #681 to #680 - dirtyvibrations (09/16/2014) [-]
Alright what's up
User avatar #682 to #681 - Sunset (09/16/2014) [-]
how often do you practice
User avatar #683 to #682 - dirtyvibrations (09/16/2014) [-]
Well lately I haven't had much time for practicing. But when I first started, I devoted about 3-4 hours every day to practicing.
User avatar #684 to #683 - Sunset (09/16/2014) [-]
i'm the opposite lol
User avatar #667 to #666 - dirtyvibrations (09/16/2014) [-]
Dirtyvibrations is unbanned.
Pivot isn't.
#659 - misanthrizzle (09/05/2014) [-]
You hav been visited by the rusemaster    
repost so every1 can b ruse    
thx
You hav been visited by the rusemaster
repost so every1 can b ruse
thx
User avatar #660 to #659 - pivotmasterdm (09/05/2014) [-]
That requires me to do work.
User avatar #657 - darkjustifier (09/04/2014) [-]
how is you
User avatar #655 - pivotmasterdm (07/08/2014) [-]
Admin
#651 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
ayy pivot
ayy pivot
User avatar #626 - pivotmasterdm (06/22/2014) [-]
analsprinkles
User avatar #650 to #626 - analsprinkles (06/22/2014) [-]
if their door is closed you should go for it but be quiet and ****
(replying here cause we reached the purple line limit or some **** )
User avatar #627 to #626 - analsprinkles (06/22/2014) [-]
hey ***** my pc broke but i'm at my mom's
User avatar #628 to #627 - pivotmasterdm (06/22/2014) [-]
AH.
I'm so high right now
Like holy ****
User avatar #629 to #628 - analsprinkles (06/22/2014) [-]
im gonna buy me some of that good good tommorrow
User avatar #630 to #629 - pivotmasterdm (06/22/2014) [-]
Nice nice.
I took like 3 gravity bong hits
but like a small pussy one with a coke bottle and a cup
But almost threw up on the third one
User avatar #631 to #630 - analsprinkles (06/22/2014) [-]
must be some heavy ****
since i got nothing to smoke right now i'm just getting my drink on
User avatar #634 to #631 - pivotmasterdm (06/22/2014) [-]
oh ****
the rollercoaster is starting
User avatar #635 to #634 - analsprinkles (06/22/2014) [-]
the **** you talking bout ***** ?
User avatar #636 to #635 - pivotmasterdm (06/22/2014) [-]
Idk
I was partially hoping you would know
User avatar #637 to #636 - analsprinkles (06/22/2014) [-]
if not even you know what in the starcrossed **** you're talking about how can i possibly even begin to understand the enigmatic puzzle that lies within your mind
***** you crazy and i'm drunk
User avatar #638 to #637 - pivotmasterdm (06/22/2014) [-]
i like this. i'm tripping
User avatar #639 to #638 - analsprinkles (06/22/2014) [-]
think about rainbows and dragons and ****
NO!
rainbow dragons!
User avatar #640 to #639 - pivotmasterdm (06/22/2014) [-]
Psychadellic man
User avatar #641 to #640 - analsprinkles (06/22/2014) [-]
hell yeah ***** ! acid **** !
User avatar #645 to #641 - analsprinkles (06/22/2014) [-]
i might have been high if i told you so i don't remember but did i tell you about the time i did some lsd?
User avatar #642 to #641 - pivotmasterdm (06/22/2014) [-]
Neato freeto danny davito
User avatar #643 to #642 - analsprinkles (06/22/2014) [-]
danny devito is funny
he looks like a jew banker dwarf troll
User avatar #644 to #643 - pivotmasterdm (06/22/2014) [-]
yis.
I want food but it's 3 am
User avatar #646 to #644 - analsprinkles (06/22/2014) [-]
raid yo fridge ****** (if there is munchies **** in it)
User avatar #647 to #646 - pivotmasterdm (06/22/2014) [-]
There are but my parent's room is right next to my fridge
User avatar #648 to #647 - analsprinkles (06/22/2014) [-]
are you too high to be on your stealthy **** ?
User avatar #632 to #631 - pivotmasterdm (06/22/2014) [-]
Nice
Why not make a gravity bong?
It's so chill and easy to do
All you need is like a cup, a bottle and the metal tip of a metal pin
User avatar #633 to #632 - analsprinkles (06/22/2014) [-]
i'll try it out sometime
made an apple pipe a couple of days ago cause i was at my mom's (she hates stoners and **** ) so i couldn't bring any papers from my dad's but it was nice 3 bowls and some wine hit the spot just right
User avatar #625 to #624 - pivotmasterdm (06/21/2014) [-]
Good Gooood
User avatar #620 - exotic ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
icelandic?
User avatar #602 to #601 - pivotmasterdm (06/06/2014) [-]
What else do you want
#608 to #606 - pivotmasterdm (06/06/2014) [-]
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Finally this.
Now i'm off to bed
User avatar #604 to #603 - pivotmasterdm (06/06/2014) [-]
I edited that comic in like 30 seconds
So like keep that in mind
#592 - datladyluna (06/03/2014) [-]
hiiii
hiiii
#594 to #593 - datladyluna (06/03/2014) [-]
I never know how to respond to stuff like "sup or whatsup" So i'll just say im fine, and you?
I never know how to respond to stuff like "sup or whatsup" So i'll just say im fine, and you?
#597 to #596 - pivotmasterdm (06/03/2014) [-]
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Nice thumbnail lol.
I'm just posting random pictures at this point
User avatar #599 to #598 - pivotmasterdm (06/03/2014) [-]
So i'm assuming that now is when this gets awkward
User avatar #588 - analsprinkles (04/08/2014) [-]
ey bby hit me up when you can
i miss u
User avatar #590 to #589 - analsprinkles (04/29/2014) [-]
how come yo ass ain't ever on skype anymore?
User avatar #591 to #590 - pivotmasterdm (04/29/2014) [-]
Mainly because school is still relevant and I just set my computer back up.
Also been dealing with personal issues
User avatar #586 - revengeforfreeze (01/01/2014) [-]
are you chosencause?
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