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#237 - Ok, but assuming that this is true, how do we know about this?…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Angels 0
User avatar #272 - Anynymouse (12/22/2014) [-]
A lot of it is found on the web, and the information I got is part of the CCC, which is the book that gives all the viewpoints and bible interpretations according to the Catholic Church.
#77 - Merda, un thread in italiano e non so nemmeno che cacchio dire… 12/15/2014 on dumblr 0
#553 - Try drawing what inspires you about my name 12/11/2014 on Mods will suggest or draw... 0
#154 - Guys...  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2014 on For science. +4
#156 - oinos (11/18/2014) [-]
So this shit is legit. Well fuck me. Why is the image bending like all hell about a foot out from her left hip then? Well that and in various other spots.
User avatar #184 - yuvabuv (11/18/2014) [-]
If you knew anything about photography, you'd know that it is a wide angle, fisheye lens, which distorts/ curves the image. Its most likely a go-pro camera.
#187 - oinos (11/19/2014) [-]
My point was it only exists during her movement. The boob shot has none. The shot of her spinning with a non moving angle has much of it on the lower left, like a replaced image of an arm or something breaching the boundary between the floor and wall and distorting it.
#1622 - 22, university student, son of divorced parents, want to help … 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#404 - But putting those stories on the web don't make them much less…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Drama wars +2
#447 - paulthehero (10/22/2014) [-]
#3 - I'm a science of communication student, and I'm coming there f…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on filosouf's profile 0
User avatar #4 - filosouf (10/18/2014) [-]
Idunno man, from another county, i guess you could try it´s skicenter, or, if you have time, visit Oslo or Bergen
#1 - Picture 10/17/2014 on Liz Lemon +42
#1 - Hi, maybe it's a weird place for asking, but I'll try anyway: …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2014 on filosouf's profile 0
User avatar #2 - filosouf (10/17/2014) [-]
Depends i guess, what´s your buisness here, age, occupation?
User avatar #3 - pistro (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm a science of communication student, and I'm coming there for an Erasmus experience, destination Volda.

I would also do some musical evenings as occasional job
User avatar #4 - filosouf (10/18/2014) [-]
Idunno man, from another county, i guess you could try it´s skicenter, or, if you have time, visit Oslo or Bergen
#54 - Op's whereabouts will be into the next morbid comp 09/29/2014 on It puts the fun in funeral 0
#296 - Goddammit these comps are bad for my health But I jus… 09/28/2014 on Cringe comp numbruh 2 +1
#138 - Me too man, damn I want to know what happens in Phantom Pain so bad 09/28/2014 on Reuploading my first Content 0
#135 - Oh ok thanks a lot, I'm a MGS fan myself but didn't get that j…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Reuploading my first Content +1
User avatar #137 - genmatthew (09/28/2014) [-]
sure thing. I love the series myself. I'm just ready for Mgs5
User avatar #138 - pistro (09/28/2014) [-]
Me too man, damn I want to know what happens in Phantom Pain so bad
#119 - Could you explain it please?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Reuploading my first Content 0
User avatar #140 - yellowcardraiden (09/28/2014) [-]
Like the other guy said. It was just a really awkward line that sort of stood out.
#125 - genmatthew (09/28/2014) [-]
In the video game Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeros, the base that Big Boss (The Protagonist) and Miller (The character in the comment picture above) was assaulted during a visit that turned out to be a ruse in which a group of soldiers raided and destroyed the facility they had titled Mother Base. Upon being attacked and escaping by helicopter, Miller exclaimed that they "Had been played like a damn fiddle." The above picture was most likely posted due to the fiddle in the main content picture.
#135 - pistro (09/28/2014) [-]
Oh ok thanks a lot, I'm a MGS fan myself but didn't get that joke until now
User avatar #137 - genmatthew (09/28/2014) [-]
sure thing. I love the series myself. I'm just ready for Mgs5
User avatar #138 - pistro (09/28/2014) [-]
Me too man, damn I want to know what happens in Phantom Pain so bad
#248 - You the real MWP 09/26/2014 on Android 0
#236 - I think those monkeys would be funnier with this kind of hat  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Android 0
#247 - breadquanda (09/26/2014) [-]
Here you go
#248 - pistro (09/26/2014) [-]
You the real MWP
#91 - Wait, wait, wait But is it true? Peolpe here talks li…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on Outrage for what? -1
User avatar #107 - Garblestickleshlop (09/20/2014) [-]
No, that was a different thing. Steven Spielberg took a picture with a dinosaur. This girl killed an actual antelope. The main reason for the outrage was because of a similar situation of a girl killing several exotic animals with the same "hunting" group in Africa. They kill lions, elephants, rhinos, etc.
#200 - GOD ******* DAMMIT I didn't realize that this was a vid… 09/03/2014 on YOU ARE A PIRATE 0
#61 - >see the last one >want to do the same >remem… 08/30/2014 on 20 things you wouldnt see... +1
#94 - Jesus christ that face is terrifying 08/28/2014 on bruh +3
#43 - Hmmmm 08/25/2014 on Lost Dog -1
#99 - Thanks sir I'm gonna watch it  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on Uploader Improved 0
#100 - havockwzy (08/22/2014) [-]
#97 - Excuse me, what anime is this from?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Uploader Improved 0
#98 - havockwzy (08/22/2014) [-]
JoJo's Bizzare Adventure
User avatar #99 - pistro (08/22/2014) [-]
Thanks sir I'm gonna watch it
#100 - havockwzy (08/22/2014) [-]
#121 - CTR This is the ******* **** …  [+] (14 new replies) 08/07/2014 on What games have aged... +191
#1086 - kombee (08/07/2014) [-]
#1080 - soldiertwo (08/07/2014) [-]
if they just could throw this game on the market one more time, id be so fucking happy.
User avatar #1280 - FreddeMM (08/07/2014) [-]
you can get it on PSN store for like 5 bucks
#854 - kietzu (08/07/2014) [-]
Being the only one amongst my friends who knew how to boost.
#764 - toiletgod (08/07/2014) [-]
I found the secret shortcut in all but 2 maps. Fucking love this game.
#763 - bobthebean (08/07/2014) [-]
Holy shit. Other people actually know about that game? It was my childhood
#598 - eatbaconson (08/07/2014) [-]
You call that racing? Forget about it. -Pinstripe
#561 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
YES!!! Better than Mario Kart. If anyone disagrees, then it simply means they never played it.
#397 - andrakian (08/07/2014) [-]
Mushrooms? Banana Peels? Turtleshells? THAT'S FOR BITCHES NIGGA EAT A HOMING MISSILE
User avatar #1209 - dyalibya (08/07/2014) [-]
Beep Beep Beep ........oh shit..... fuck........... niggers
#184 - spookyexplain (08/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #151 - Ruby Demon (08/07/2014) [-]
I still have this game. It's on top of my drawer along with Spyro.
The last time I played it, I played against a friend. I didn't win but I sure scared the hell out of him by being right behind him the whole time lol.
User avatar #143 - sonofpsychodad (08/07/2014) [-]
"Fasten your seatbelts for another Naughty Dog Creation!"
User avatar #125 - exclamation (08/07/2014) [-]
I still have that on disc... oh god, yes.
#506 - Heh 08/05/2014 on Lurkers comment here 0

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#41 to #40 - pistro ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
'evenin, my rare friend
User avatar #27 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
hello
#28 to #27 - pistro ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Well hello there sweet
Well hello there sweet
User avatar #39 to #28 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Its mine and a friends
User avatar #29 to #28 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
A whole new world!

anywho, good morning
User avatar #30 to #29 - pistro ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Record about what?
User avatar #31 to #30 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #32 to #31 - pistro ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
**** I read "A whole new record"

Sorry mate
User avatar #33 to #32 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
How are you?
#34 to #33 - pistro ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Not so bad, and you?
#35 to #34 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Woke up from a nap   
   
waiting on some artwork to get done
Woke up from a nap

waiting on some artwork to get done
User avatar #36 to #35 - pistro ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Seriously?
About what?
#37 to #36 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Oh...

Stuff...
#38 to #37 - pistro ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Is it yours?   
   
It's pretty cool
Is it yours?

It's pretty cool
#24 - davegrowl (12/16/2012) [-]
>Gravity Falls
>Gravity Falls
#25 to #24 - pistro ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
Well it doesn't look bad
User avatar #21 - zzforrest ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
What the ****
Why is your face
#22 to #21 - pistro ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
**pistro rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at Damn Gurll **

<MFW
#13 - bandal (04/09/2012) [-]
someone thumb me down becoz I'm sexy....
No, I don't really know
#14 to #13 - pistro ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]
Lol i'm sorry for you dude..
So, are yours those gifs?
User avatar #15 to #14 - bandal (04/09/2012) [-]
Lol perfect picture, and no, found at tumblr, people upload **** like that all the time
#16 to #15 - pistro ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]
Got it.   
Can you tell me your favourite film? If i haven't seen it, i could watch it..
Got it.
Can you tell me your favourite film? If i haven't seen it, i could watch it..
#17 to #16 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
Is that .gif ever going to load? I've been waiting like 5 minutes...

Hmmm my fav movies are Silent Hill, Evangelion: You can (not) advance 2.22
I recently watched My Name is Khan and cried with that... Inception (...yeah I know), can't remember the others right now, I'm sick...

Is not a movie but Eureka 7 and Elfen Lied are my favorite animes.... they're like Soo deep and amazing! (don't say "That's what she said!)
#18 to #17 - pistro ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]
Thank you, added in my lists..! Ok, now it's my turn:   
Obviously you have seen &quot;V for vndetta&quot;, right? Anyway, i suggest you to see &quot;the prestige&quot; (same creator of &quot;inception&quot;), Constantine (same creator of V and Watchmen) and inside man.   
Do you want to cry? &quot;into the wild&quot; is a pretty cool guy, eh goes into the nature and doesn't afraid of anything.   
Meme apart, it's a good film and a true story.   
About anime.. Well, I suggest you to see hellsing and legend of legendary heroes, silly naame but very good story. And, for last, Trigun, but maybe you have seen it yet.   
I hope i helped!..
Thank you, added in my lists..! Ok, now it's my turn:
Obviously you have seen "V for vndetta", right? Anyway, i suggest you to see "the prestige" (same creator of "inception"), Constantine (same creator of V and Watchmen) and inside man.
Do you want to cry? "into the wild" is a pretty cool guy, eh goes into the nature and doesn't afraid of anything.
Meme apart, it's a good film and a true story.
About anime.. Well, I suggest you to see hellsing and legend of legendary heroes, silly naame but very good story. And, for last, Trigun, but maybe you have seen it yet.
I hope i helped!..
#19 to #18 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
No, I haven't seen V for Vendetta, never had a chance! "The prestige" well I'll take a look and Constantine yesh! the second movie will be released soon, Inside man... Gotta watch.

Into the wild, sounds like Bear Grylls' movie.

And Hellsing of course! I saw the ovas, the anime and the dvd version of the anime but I don't know about the Legendary Heroes.

And Trigun, yes I know that and I have the movie! :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
Now I see the .gif! lol
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Lol u mad?
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