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#168 - I'm sorry, I thought you were referencing to Jokexplain as a t… 04/20/2014 on Wait, what? 0
#70 - Dude if it wasn't for your comment i was going along with this… 04/20/2014 on parenting gold. 0
#103 - Since when?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Wait, what? 0
User avatar #166 - lecorbi (04/20/2014) [-]
look at bitch's comments. It's all goddamn 'jokexplain'
#168 - pistro (04/20/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I thought you were referencing to Jokexplain as a troll, and it confused me a bit
#48 - Picture 04/19/2014 on coffee +3
#511 - The 16th one looks pretty alpha 04/19/2014 on Oblivious Single... +1
#17 - Shhh, don't speak like that here, it's unconfortable! …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Spongebob 0
#20 - Ken M (04/13/2014) [-]
sti cazzi
#58 - Ken M (04/14/2014) [-]
No dai merda
#233 - HOLY **** You might be right 04/13/2014 on Your average Skyrim experience 0
#219856 - AW **** YEAH 04/13/2014 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL +2
#58 - Ok dudes, question time: What is better? Mario Kart or CTR?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Worse than the blue shell 0
User avatar #79 - fizzor (04/13/2014) [-]
CTR 4 lyfe
User avatar #78 - sketchE (04/13/2014) [-]
ctr it was just funner. an actual story combined with leveld up weapons
User avatar #68 - halotalim (04/13/2014) [-]
Mario Kart.
#67 - karaoke (04/13/2014) [-]
CTR of course!
#64 - chaost (04/13/2014) [-]
i don't even know what CTR stands for obviously Mario Kart
User avatar #71 - butterisgood (04/13/2014) [-]
so, you're saying it's better because it's more popular?
User avatar #87 - chaost (04/13/2014) [-]
nope, i just haven't heard of CTR, so i don't think i'll like it as much as MK
#89 - syndromes (04/13/2014) [-]
Listen very carefully now your hear? You are going to pick up a Playstation 1 console system from your closest source available. You are then going to scoure the earth in search of a copy of Crash Team Racing. DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOT! Buy Crash Nitro Kart (which is a Playstation 2 game) because, even though it IS fun, it was not developed by Naughty Dog while Crash Team Racing WAS developed by Naughty Dog. In fact it is the last (canon) Crash Bandicoot game ever made by Naughty Dog Studios.

So let's recap:
1. You are going to purchase a Playstation 1 system.
2. You will then purchase a copy of Crash Team Racing.
3. You will love it more than you ever loved Mario Kart.
User avatar #88 - fizzor (04/13/2014) [-]
You uh... You've never heard of Crash Team Racing?
#151 - The comment section 04/13/2014 on I should buy a lottery ticket 0
#916134 - Ok bro, thanks! 04/12/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
#916132 - That is really an awesome story, but i've already seen the ani…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
User avatar #916133 - animedudej (04/12/2014) [-]
Isnt Berserk ongoing? i totes recommend reading FMA despite having watched the Anime! it's got some scenes that were cut out of both brotherhood and the original anime

i also Recommend reading Evangelion as it's much easier to understand than the Anime and as such much more enjoyable speaking of, i have the two latest 3-in-1's of that and i've been meaning to read it
#916134 - pistro (04/12/2014) [-]
Ok bro, thanks!
#916129 - I'm looking for a complete, good manga story Any advice?  [+] (76 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#916342 - Ken M (04/12/2014) [-]
Beelzebub
Tower of God
Fairy Tail
#916137 - Ken M (04/12/2014) [-]
Beautiful Girls Club
#916135 - tanabata (04/12/2014) [-]
Renai Sample
Cute Devil Girlfriend
Dangyakukei Joshi
Fera Pyua
Sakari Sakarar
Cast Aoi
Pai Fella Lady
Tsundero
Shocking Pink!
User avatar #916172 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
How heavy is the NTR on Cast Aoi?
#916177 - tanabata (04/12/2014) [-]
About 50 pounds. I didn't even notice its NTR until you just told me.
User avatar #916178 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
Good good, cus that art is interesting.
User avatar #916324 - tanabata (04/12/2014) [-]
Come on, no comment on 50 pounds? That's gold right there...
User avatar #916326 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
Eh, A for effort.
#916328 - tanabata (04/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #916329 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
That was a lot funnier.
User avatar #916179 - tanabata (04/12/2014) [-]
No shit, that guy is Sanagi Torajirou, my favorite artist!
User avatar #916180 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
NTR tho.
User avatar #916237 - tanabata (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh yeah! Now I remember part of Sanagi's book that is currently being translated!
One of the stories was hella good! The MC dated the instructor of his club, only to find her being gang banged by the rest of the club. What happened? He joined the orgy and they were all happy! That's the Sanagi magic, babeh!
#916271 - sirchris (04/12/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ that is horrible. I felt the NTR flow through me and ravage my colon just by reading this comment. My god that would analcrusade me if I even attempted to read the actual thing. I can feel my insides being twisted and destroyed, just like her!
User avatar #916240 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
> only to find her being gang banged by the rest of the club

See, this is too much for me, i can't handle this.
User avatar #916182 - tanabata (04/12/2014) [-]
Again, it doesn't even feel like that to me.
#916181 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
exhentai.org/g/576324/42e1bca5af/

>drugs
>old man
>bbm
>netorare
User avatar #916308 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
That's the power of bestiality, sirchris.
User avatar #916363 - sirchris (04/12/2014) [-]
I'd kill them both. Then I would fuck his mother, sister, and whoever else he likes. Or maybe I'd let him live and make him watch me bang them all...that's how most plots in hentai work right? Tanabata should know...

The one NTR that gets me to this day and always will, is kind of weak but stilll......it's this one.
hentai2read.com/chichi_imouto/1/1/
I follow it up with this though, to make me feel better.
hentai2read.com/love_replica/1/1/
#916367 - tanabata (04/12/2014) [-]
I remember feeling bad when I read the first one back when I liked OreImo. Now I can fap without feeling a thing.

Love Replica! I love that doujin! The artist is a genius! He even went ahead and made 3 sequels to it!
#916370 - sirchris (04/12/2014) [-]
I can still fap too...but I hate NTR regardless of how much I don't really like the series.

I love the artwork this guy does, although I haven't found anything else done by him except those sequels, which coincidentally are on that same site.
User avatar #916374 - sirchris (04/12/2014) [-]
I still keep getting sad panda, and I don't know how to stop that, so opening that link is impossible for me bud.

I would, but I really don't want to have to sign up for a hentai site...imagine if someone found out....Not like I would care but still.
User avatar #916364 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
Kirino a shit so i don't care about either.
User avatar #916365 - sirchris (04/12/2014) [-]
He doesn't bang just kirino though, he bangs them all man.
User avatar #916368 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
Still, eh, i'm not too fond of the series in general so it doesn't really bother me, try this one.

g.e-hentai.org/g/387824/5d4c586a31/
User avatar #916373 - sirchris (04/12/2014) [-]
I like how Kyousuke just throws her and moves on to Ayase. Also seeing Kirino beat up was kind of weird..hmm.

But what was that? the ending, the plot, the climax....so odd......I laughed a lot with this one.
User avatar #916655 - yeorgh (04/13/2014) [-]
The author does a bunch of darkish stories like that.
User avatar #916316 - sirchris (04/12/2014) [-]
But it was so weeeiirrdd... I just laughed instead of doing what it was meant for. Which I'm glad I wasn't able too.

Also glad I don't have and Exhentai account or I would have stupidly read you and Tana's posts....
User avatar #916320 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
That ending tho, that was just hilarious.

I can find them for you if you want.
User avatar #916322 - sirchris (04/12/2014) [-]
You mean you'd actually find the translated versions of the one's you and Tana posted on another site, for me? Well I can't argue can I, even if I feel like burning my computer and gouging my eyeballs out after.
#916343 - sirchris (04/12/2014) [-]
Hahahaha These are all weaker than I expected. The first one didn't bother me because the girl was a slut to I don't count that as NTR, plus the MC didn't even care either.

Second one was weird but not as weird as bestiality. It was also fucked up though but not enough to make me care.

Third one was the weakest NTR. I've read Cast Aoi before and when I first read it, I'll admit it did bother me a looootttt. But now I realize that she is a slut too. So I'm perfectly okay. Although her supposed "boyfriend" is the Duke of Betas. I would never have joined that shit.

All in all: 4/10. Only slightly bothered.
User avatar #916344 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
You can never be too careful around NTR, i just avoid it all as a rule. The rest of what Tana posted was just normal stuff.

g.e-hentai.org/?f_doujinshi=1&f_manga=1&f_artistcg=1&f_gamecg=1&f_western=1&f_non-h=1&f_imageset=1&f_cosplay=1&f_asianporn=1&f_misc=1&f_search=tatoeba+eng&f_apply=Apply+Filter

Try that one in order, remember that time we were talking and i was angry cus i was reading NTR shit? that was the one.
User avatar #916352 - sirchris (04/12/2014) [-]
I've heard tales of this one on /a/. I'd rather avoid it. What is it about Yeo?

Plus it's wayyy too long
User avatar #916353 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
NTR, what else?

Exactly, it's like 3 or 4 volumes of NTR, it's like jesus, fucking stop already.
User avatar #916354 - sirchris (04/12/2014) [-]
Ahahah I know that but what the hell happens? Does she like, cheat with her nephew the whole time and that's it? Or does she cheat on him too, and then cheat on that guy too.
User avatar #916355 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
She's with the sons friend for the first two volumes i think then with a guy with balls on his dick that she had a previous relationship with, you know, the usual hentai stuff.

The son is the MC.
User avatar #916358 - sirchris (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh, well that sucks. But if she's cheating on her son...well I don't know what to think. She's not even supposed to be banging him in the first place so is it even cheating? Fucking Japan and their twisted love shit.
User avatar #916359 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
Still man, imagine your mom having sex with your best friend, that shit doesn't fly.
User avatar #916346 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
It was one of the latest time we talked on skype.
#916230 - herecomesjohnny (04/12/2014) [-]
#916184 - tanabata (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh wow, there were drugs too? Dayum, I read some pretty hard stuff. I guess the innocent art kinda draws away all the bad factors.

Cause come on, drug NTR manga usually have these buff guys with hidden faces, millions of dark and grey shades, crazy eyes and so on. If you show a random person Sanagi's untranslated work they'd think its casual sex.

I know I suck at explaining it, but it just feels vanilla to me.
User avatar #916187 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #916218 - tanabata (04/12/2014) [-]
This artist is sick in the head...
User avatar #916220 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
Most japs are.
User avatar #916225 - tanabata (04/12/2014) [-]
No, no, no. This guy especially...
User avatar #916229 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
Can't argue with that.
User avatar #916232 - tanabata (04/12/2014) [-]
Compared to this, Sanagi's works are the Aria of NTR.
User avatar #916188 - tanabata (04/12/2014) [-]
Yeah! That's obviously some brutal stuff at first glance!
I'll still read and fap to it, but I'll feel bad though.
User avatar #916189 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
Read it.
User avatar #916196 - tanabata (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh God...
User avatar #916199 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
So, did you fap to it?
User avatar #916201 - tanabata (04/12/2014) [-]
Still reading. Finding it hard to continue...
User avatar #916203 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
You can do it, i believe in you.
#916209 - tanabata (04/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #916211 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
exhentai.org/g/668434/6e1a81449c/

Read this one so you can forget the other one.
User avatar #916259 - tanabata (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh man, that was hilarious!
#916258 - kninee (04/12/2014) [-]
neglectedobento
where did you find this
#916450 - neglectedobento (04/13/2014) [-]
exhentai.org/g/136712/2040844410/
yeorgh is right, i just edited it
User avatar #916260 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
He probably just edited it.
User avatar #916250 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh i'm not fapping to it, i'm just laughing at how ridiculous it is, it even has birth in it, i mean that's some next level shit.
User avatar #916261 - kninee (04/12/2014) [-]
thats a possibility
but i dont want to believe it
User avatar #916255 - kninee (04/12/2014) [-]
chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/512398
if you ever see a translated version of this, tell me. i dont think one exists as is but its hilarious.
User avatar #916244 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
You're just weak.
User avatar #916248 - kninee (04/12/2014) [-]
Bestiality of any magnitude is enough to put a normal man off.
User avatar #916234 - yeorgh (04/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #916293 - sirchris (04/12/2014) [-]
What the fuck was that? Bestiality and some form of NTR.... that was so weird man.
User avatar #916242 - kninee (04/12/2014) [-]
You're just fucked up. I haven't even read it.
g.e-hentai.org/g/445360/4c43e8aa94/

this is why mami is best madoka
User avatar #916143 - skittlesareepic (04/12/2014) [-]
Tsundero...
Is that isn't about a tsundere I will be shocked
#916213 - fargfour (04/12/2014) [-]
I read that as "Tsunado" and got really excited.
User avatar #916131 - animedudej (04/12/2014) [-]
Fullmetal Alchemist? if you want the 3-in-1's then you might have to wait a while longer...
User avatar #916132 - pistro (04/12/2014) [-]
That is really an awesome story, but i've already seen the anime

I dunno, maybe something like Berserk..?
User avatar #916133 - animedudej (04/12/2014) [-]
Isnt Berserk ongoing? i totes recommend reading FMA despite having watched the Anime! it's got some scenes that were cut out of both brotherhood and the original anime

i also Recommend reading Evangelion as it's much easier to understand than the Anime and as such much more enjoyable speaking of, i have the two latest 3-in-1's of that and i've been meaning to read it
#916134 - pistro (04/12/2014) [-]
Ok bro, thanks!
#915305 - Are we sure? It looks like he draws for years before …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #915306 - yeorgh (04/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, there are already raws floating around, just a matter of someone translating them.
#915302 - Thjs ******* story. Could someone tell me abou…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #915304 - yeorgh (04/11/2014) [-]
Next chapter soon.
User avatar #915305 - pistro (04/11/2014) [-]
Are we sure?

It looks like he draws for years before delivering
User avatar #915306 - yeorgh (04/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, there are already raws floating around, just a matter of someone translating them.
#129 - Add "face" on your research You can send me…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on It's 2:27 AM and I can't... +14
User avatar #160 - dsendz (04/10/2014) [-]
gangrene penis
#228 - God I'd **** both  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Child Stars Then and Now... +5
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User avatar #153 - ugottanked (04/10/2014) [-]
he looks a bit like a cross between hitler and steve carell
#149 - WHAT 04/06/2014 on Semi-interesting facts -2
#49 - Damn that's sad. 03/31/2014 on awful news 0
#168 - That **** gone insane 03/31/2014 on My goddamn hero 0
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#148 - Good to know, thanks man 03/22/2014 on Chocolate cups 0
#145 - But... Isn't this kinf of dirty for the latex touching chocola…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Chocolate cups 0
#147 - solargodhelios (03/22/2014) [-]
no, it's not as if the latex goes in the chocolate, it just touches it. latex is in solid form in balloon form, so it's not dangerous
#148 - pistro (03/22/2014) [-]
Good to know, thanks man
#164 - Cool, now it needs just some CIA agent riding a motorcycle fir… 03/20/2014 on The truth has been spoken 0

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'evenin, my rare friend
User avatar #27 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello
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Well hello there sweet
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Its mine and a friends
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A whole new world!

anywho, good morning
User avatar #30 to #29 - pistro (01/09/2015) [-]
Record about what?
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what?
User avatar #32 to #31 - pistro (01/24/2015) [-]
**** I read "A whole new record"

Sorry mate
User avatar #33 to #32 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
How are you?
#34 to #33 - pistro (01/24/2015) [-]
Not so bad, and you?
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Woke up from a nap   
   
waiting on some artwork to get done
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Seriously?
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Oh...

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Is it yours?   
   
It's pretty cool
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It's pretty cool
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>Gravity Falls
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#25 to #24 - pistro (12/16/2012) [-]
Well it doesn't look bad
User avatar #21 - zzforrest (05/13/2012) [-]
What the ****
Why is your face
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#13 - bandal (04/09/2012) [-]
someone thumb me down becoz I'm sexy....
No, I don't really know
#14 to #13 - pistro (04/09/2012) [-]
Lol i'm sorry for you dude..
So, are yours those gifs?
User avatar #15 to #14 - bandal (04/09/2012) [-]
Lol perfect picture, and no, found at tumblr, people upload **** like that all the time
#16 to #15 - pistro (04/10/2012) [-]
Got it.   
Can you tell me your favourite film? If i haven't seen it, i could watch it..
Got it.
Can you tell me your favourite film? If i haven't seen it, i could watch it..
#17 to #16 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
Is that .gif ever going to load? I've been waiting like 5 minutes...

Hmmm my fav movies are Silent Hill, Evangelion: You can (not) advance 2.22
I recently watched My Name is Khan and cried with that... Inception (...yeah I know), can't remember the others right now, I'm sick...

Is not a movie but Eureka 7 and Elfen Lied are my favorite animes.... they're like Soo deep and amazing! (don't say "That's what she said!)
#18 to #17 - pistro (04/10/2012) [-]
Thank you, added in my lists..! Ok, now it's my turn:   
Obviously you have seen &quot;V for vndetta&quot;, right? Anyway, i suggest you to see &quot;the prestige&quot; (same creator of &quot;inception&quot;), Constantine (same creator of V and Watchmen) and inside man.   
Do you want to cry? &quot;into the wild&quot; is a pretty cool guy, eh goes into the nature and doesn't afraid of anything.   
Meme apart, it's a good film and a true story.   
About anime.. Well, I suggest you to see hellsing and legend of legendary heroes, silly naame but very good story. And, for last, Trigun, but maybe you have seen it yet.   
I hope i helped!..
Thank you, added in my lists..! Ok, now it's my turn:
Obviously you have seen "V for vndetta", right? Anyway, i suggest you to see "the prestige" (same creator of "inception"), Constantine (same creator of V and Watchmen) and inside man.
Do you want to cry? "into the wild" is a pretty cool guy, eh goes into the nature and doesn't afraid of anything.
Meme apart, it's a good film and a true story.
About anime.. Well, I suggest you to see hellsing and legend of legendary heroes, silly naame but very good story. And, for last, Trigun, but maybe you have seen it yet.
I hope i helped!..
#19 to #18 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
No, I haven't seen V for Vendetta, never had a chance! "The prestige" well I'll take a look and Constantine yesh! the second movie will be released soon, Inside man... Gotta watch.

Into the wild, sounds like Bear Grylls' movie.

And Hellsing of course! I saw the ovas, the anime and the dvd version of the anime but I don't know about the Legendary Heroes.

And Trigun, yes I know that and I have the movie! :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
Now I see the .gif! lol
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Lol u mad?
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