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Date Signed Up:11/07/2011
Last Login:8/27/2014
Location:Italy
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Content Ranking:#3022
Comment Ranking:#8201
Highest Content Rank:#3018
Highest Comment Rank:#266
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#33 - I guess it's because your comic is less clear than this one, b…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2013 on I'm Done 0
User avatar #34 - pistro (03/11/2013) [-]
FUCK THIS SHOULD BE FOR COMMENT #19
#226 - Since the "Differenze linguistiche" is Italian, as l… 03/11/2013 on damn germans +2
#16 - "Fat siren up moutain" Well, close enough, I guess 03/10/2013 on The Internet is so specific 0
#54 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2013 on Didnt see that coming +7
#66 - higante (03/10/2013) [-]
I wonder if he pays half price for those pants......I'm sorry, I'll leave now.
#60 - hardongo (03/10/2013) [-]
#17 - Guise, it's true. 03/10/2013 on I see what you did there... 0
#86 - So, ehm... this isn't a "true" wolf? I'm no… 03/10/2013 on Baby Wolf 0
#37 - He's he difficult to domesticate? 03/09/2013 on Baby Wolf 0
#71598 - And you're still alive?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #71599 - gmarrox (03/08/2013) [-]
hardly
#22 - Picture 03/08/2013 on Mind Blown +5
#11 - Jokes apart, this is a very sad waste of food  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on MERICA 0
User avatar #16 - thatguywhohasbacon (03/08/2013) [-]
Watermelons do grow really fast though, it could be worse, he could be gunning down a bunch of pigs or cows. Still a waste but not that huge of one as it could be.
#20 - I love these *********  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2013 on Mind Blown +15
User avatar #27 - emptysuperman (03/08/2013) [-]
It's not really a "mind fuck." It's two opposing philosophies.
User avatar #71 - personface (03/08/2013) [-]
nothing is really a "mind fuck"
User avatar #21 - roguetrooper (03/08/2013) [-]
yeah, it really... blows your mind, doesn't it?
#88 - lamaswithhats (03/08/2013) [-]
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
#22 - pistro (03/08/2013) [-]
#71584 - Ok, what about a thread about the weirdest thinking made right…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/08/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #71596 - gmarrox (03/08/2013) [-]
I haven't masturbated since August 2012 so I couldn't tell you.
User avatar #71606 - Jackimole (03/08/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #71607 - gmarrox (03/08/2013) [-]
At first I was too depressed to masturbate. Then some stuff happened that made me not able to.
#71598 - pistro (03/08/2013) [-]
And you're still alive?
User avatar #71599 - gmarrox (03/08/2013) [-]
hardly
User avatar #71587 - epicextreme (03/08/2013) [-]
"i should really get that fucking cob web of that wall"
"fucking bill day soon"
"FUCK"
"hungry for a sherbert fountain"
and your profile picture is annoying to my eyes
#71624 - davvi (03/08/2013) [-]
#71583 - If my crazyness would overcome my lazyness, after making every… 03/08/2013 on Social Board 0
#272 - I understand your feeling, and makes me mad the fact that when… 03/07/2013 on Funny how these things work... +1
#189 - *Being a Catholic. Stop. Don't get me wrong, I'm catho…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2013 on Funny how these things work... +4
#266 - thebigcountry (03/06/2013) [-]
I agree with everything you just said. I was only talking about the attention it's getting because of this one thing.
>Here, have a random jesus pic
#272 - pistro (03/07/2013) [-]
I understand your feeling, and makes me mad the fact that when I'm trying to defend our religion, I have to deal with these situations.
It's like I have to fix the disaster that others make.

Here, my friend, a last .gif
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#112 - Actually Itruly enjoyed them, Alot. Favorited and thumbed,…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2013 on Sexual Advice Mallard (male... +9
User avatar #234 - zomaru (03/04/2013) [-]
Unless you're dashgamer.
#276 - Sometimes Funnyjunk blow up my mind. I don't have a good I…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2013 on Hello. 0
User avatar #278 - Dragonchampion (02/19/2013) [-]
Phanact is #1 comments and has the rank "God"
#36 - And episodes who endures many months. 02/10/2013 on Lisa Simpson 0
#115 - **pistro rolls 6,496,654** EEEEEEEEEEHH 02/10/2013 on Any time of year you can... 0
#179 - I'm ok with this. 02/08/2013 on Beyoncé + /b/ = +5
#202 - Ha! I love when the title has the punchline.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2013 on That's cause you need protein +7
#219 - olineadi (02/08/2013) [-]
I don't understand your rage.
What are you gonna do with only the punchline?
Nothing, that's what.
It's the buildup to and the context of the punchline that make a joke funny.
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User avatar #225 - happypancake (02/08/2013) [-]
A lot of people don't like it because it kind of ruins the joke, it's a bit like being told what's at the end of the book when you start reading it (major exaggeration, but you get what I mean)
A safe bet for a title is something like 'Vegans', nice and relevant, doesnt give anything away
#209 - Congratulations Snakefire, i've read all the thread, and you b…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on Difference Between Man And... +9
User avatar #266 - snakefire (02/08/2013) [-]
Thank you sir, I think these types of situations are the kinds of things that have gotten me respect in this community
#49 - Y-yeah, disgusting. 02/07/2013 on Magical Threesome +1
#96 - Pussy hue Actually, I do't know good sir 02/07/2013 on Fun on Facebook +7
#350 - It's ok man, thanks anyway 02/07/2013 on The Quietest Room in the World +1
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#24 - davegrowl (12/16/2012) [-]
>Gravity Falls
>Gravity Falls
#25 to #24 - pistro (12/16/2012) [-]
Well it doesn't look bad
User avatar #21 - zzforrest (05/13/2012) [-]
What the ****
Why is your face
#22 to #21 - pistro (05/13/2012) [-]
**pistro rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at Damn Gurll **

<MFW
#13 - bandal (04/09/2012) [-]
someone thumb me down becoz I'm sexy....
No, I don't really know
#14 to #13 - pistro (04/09/2012) [-]
Lol i'm sorry for you dude..
So, are yours those gifs?
User avatar #15 to #14 - bandal (04/09/2012) [-]
Lol perfect picture, and no, found at tumblr, people upload **** like that all the time
#16 to #15 - pistro (04/10/2012) [-]
Got it.   
Can you tell me your favourite film? If i haven't seen it, i could watch it..
Got it.
Can you tell me your favourite film? If i haven't seen it, i could watch it..
#17 to #16 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
Is that .gif ever going to load? I've been waiting like 5 minutes...

Hmmm my fav movies are Silent Hill, Evangelion: You can (not) advance 2.22
I recently watched My Name is Khan and cried with that... Inception (...yeah I know), can't remember the others right now, I'm sick...

Is not a movie but Eureka 7 and Elfen Lied are my favorite animes.... they're like Soo deep and amazing! (don't say "That's what she said!)
#18 to #17 - pistro (04/10/2012) [-]
Thank you, added in my lists..! Ok, now it's my turn:   
Obviously you have seen &quot;V for vndetta&quot;, right? Anyway, i suggest you to see &quot;the prestige&quot; (same creator of &quot;inception&quot;), Constantine (same creator of V and Watchmen) and inside man.   
Do you want to cry? &quot;into the wild&quot; is a pretty cool guy, eh goes into the nature and doesn't afraid of anything.   
Meme apart, it's a good film and a true story.   
About anime.. Well, I suggest you to see hellsing and legend of legendary heroes, silly naame but very good story. And, for last, Trigun, but maybe you have seen it yet.   
I hope i helped!..
Thank you, added in my lists..! Ok, now it's my turn:
Obviously you have seen "V for vndetta", right? Anyway, i suggest you to see "the prestige" (same creator of "inception"), Constantine (same creator of V and Watchmen) and inside man.
Do you want to cry? "into the wild" is a pretty cool guy, eh goes into the nature and doesn't afraid of anything.
Meme apart, it's a good film and a true story.
About anime.. Well, I suggest you to see hellsing and legend of legendary heroes, silly naame but very good story. And, for last, Trigun, but maybe you have seen it yet.
I hope i helped!..
#19 to #18 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
No, I haven't seen V for Vendetta, never had a chance! "The prestige" well I'll take a look and Constantine yesh! the second movie will be released soon, Inside man... Gotta watch.

Into the wild, sounds like Bear Grylls' movie.

And Hellsing of course! I saw the ovas, the anime and the dvd version of the anime but I don't know about the Legendary Heroes.

And Trigun, yes I know that and I have the movie! :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
Now I see the .gif! lol
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User avatar #12 to #10 - pistro (03/25/2012) [-]
Lol u mad?
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User avatar #5 - scorcher (03/24/2012) [-]
EVERYONE! Point at the ****** and laugh!
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User avatar #3 - joeblack (03/24/2012) [-]
i should of known you were a ******
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I regret to inform you, that you are indeed a ****** .
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