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#1447 - **pistro rolls 7,435,967** 08/04/2014 on Roll for Green Text 0
#120 -   08/03/2014 on Ebola2014 0
#2514 - Good evening FJ, I have one question for you: About the ai…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on /science/ board 0
#2522 - dehumanizer (07/19/2014) [-]
kinda seems suspicious the pane crushes right now when Israel is invading Gaza considering Ukraine has been quiet lately
User avatar #2519 - cognosceteipsum (07/19/2014) [-]
It is the nwo
#91 - Oh my god that gif is ******* hilarious What … 07/11/2014 on Baby elephant runs to his... +2
#2237 - **pistro rolled image ** BEHOLD 07/10/2014 on fj prison 0
#1122 - **pistro rolls 780,998,012** Duuuude 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#836 - That thing on the left is the cooling fan of the computer …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday 0
#881 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
It wouldn't be so hot if you'd get a decent haircut, Carrot Top.
#733 - By this river in my ass Wut 07/05/2014 on in my ass 0
#99 - I would like to **** your avatar 06/30/2014 on Not OC -2
#51 - Man, looks like this film was a pain in the ass to make 06/21/2014 on Spider-Man 3 0
#102 - Picture 06/15/2014 on HTML +3
#17 - Merda 06/14/2014 on Nothing is true -1
#199 - Damn, now I want to have one as a cat Thanks for the … 05/27/2014 on Owls... 0
#730 - PROGERIA 05/26/2014 on Let's make a story. +5
#115 - Hob big is that owl??  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2014 on Owls... +2
User avatar #138 - waldowarcraft (05/23/2014) [-]
He's a Eurasian eagle owl, so his species is considered one of the largest. Interstingly enough though, with most birds the females are usually much bigger, since they need to raise chicks and whatnot, so I have seen larger (whatshesaid). For his size and strength he's surprisingly gentle. Even when perched on my arms, I don't need to wear gloves, they're pretty intuitive and realize if they're pressing too hard.
#199 - pistro (05/27/2014) [-]
Damn, now I want to have one as a cat

Thanks for the information anyway, much appreciated.

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#157 - Rascal (05/24/2014) [-]
This makes it hard for me to decide between one big cat, or one big owl.
I am going with the biggest of whatever there is of either at least, that i do know. Because of the matter of fact that most larger cats (huge size compared to regular cats) are way smarter overall, and thus, playing, caring and teaching them can be done more extensively. But would this be the case for owls as well?
These are fucking expensive: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VahmVNcldPY
User avatar #195 - waldowarcraft (05/24/2014) [-]
I have no idea where you got the impression that size = intellegence. You know, even if that's true on a biological level, theres a limit to how much dominance you can calmy assert on a large cat (A good few years back the park my family owns hand reared a tiger and a cheetah). As loving as the tiger was as a cub, there was no way we could properly interact/train it by he time it was large. By properly, i mean we could still stroke him, pet him, and rub his belly, but you could tell there was a boundary simply because HE knew he could rip you arm off in seconds if he wanted. My domestic shorthair on the other hand does puzzles, tricks, all sorts. Ignore body size, and go for something you can interact with without inhibition, and that you can train. You're better off finding a more managable size; a domestic animal needs to respect you - you aint getting that from a big cat that's for sure (personalities may vary ofc). I've never seen this problem with large birds though, so long as you raise them right ; at the end of the day we're still much bigger as an animal, and that helps gain respect, but other factors come into play too. TLDR: in my ecpereince smaller animals are easier to handle and as such, easier to train because it'smore about the quality of the interaction than biologial intellegence.
#85 - These comics resemble alot the style of the Korean Comics 05/23/2014 on Sexual Predator. +7
#149 - What if my friend is homosexual enough to be called a faggot? 05/23/2014 on Friendship is Magic 0
#148 - Picture 05/23/2014 on Friendship is Magic 0
#112 - Are they even trying to smile? 05/22/2014 on Friends 0
#335 - this is known as fallacy ad populum, to support a conclusion j… 05/22/2014 on A country with a story 0
#55670 - Yeah youre right about the .gif, it's extremely annoying, I ad…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
User avatar #55671 - groulgarigon (05/20/2014) [-]
Good luck!
#8223 - I'm not sure if this is the right place to ask this, but i'll … 05/20/2014 on Technology Board 0
#55668 - Hi people Does someone know a good internet site wher…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
User avatar #55669 - groulgarigon (05/20/2014) [-]
If you promise to hide your image because it's incredibly painful to look at. xD

Ctrl+Paint is good for people just starting up and still good for people of average quality (which is kind of where I consider myself) They have a bunch of free art teaching vids and if you want to learn something more in depth he also makes $10 videos on more complex subject matter.

Apps I couldn't possibly give you since I still use a flip-phone out of my sheer spite and fear of you young-uns and your newfangled technology, but I wouldn't expect to learn anything too deep or meaningful from an app in the first place.
#55670 - pistro (05/20/2014) [-]
Yeah youre right about the .gif, it's extremely annoying, I advice you to reduce the size of this pic when you look at it

For the ctrl+paint, i'll try it now, thanks for the advice mate!

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User avatar #55671 - groulgarigon (05/20/2014) [-]
Good luck!
#1377 - My favourite vegetable: eggplant, maybe My least favo… 05/20/2014 on /cooking/ board 0
#267 - Yeah this is more or less what i'm talking about, if there's s… 05/14/2014 on Stoic Orc Saga II +2

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#41 to #40 - pistro (04/23/2015) [-]
'evenin, my rare friend
User avatar #27 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
hello
#28 to #27 - pistro (01/09/2015) [-]
Well hello there sweet
Well hello there sweet
User avatar #39 to #28 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Its mine and a friends
User avatar #29 to #28 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
A whole new world!

anywho, good morning
User avatar #30 to #29 - pistro (01/09/2015) [-]
Record about what?
User avatar #31 to #30 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #32 to #31 - pistro (01/24/2015) [-]
**** I read "A whole new record"

Sorry mate
User avatar #33 to #32 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
How are you?
#34 to #33 - pistro (01/24/2015) [-]
Not so bad, and you?
#35 to #34 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Woke up from a nap   
   
waiting on some artwork to get done
Woke up from a nap

waiting on some artwork to get done
User avatar #36 to #35 - pistro (01/24/2015) [-]
Seriously?
About what?
#37 to #36 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Oh...

Stuff...
#38 to #37 - pistro (01/24/2015) [-]
Is it yours?   
   
It's pretty cool
Is it yours?

It's pretty cool
#24 - davegrowl (12/16/2012) [-]
>Gravity Falls
>Gravity Falls
#25 to #24 - pistro (12/16/2012) [-]
Well it doesn't look bad
User avatar #21 - zzforrest (05/13/2012) [-]
What the ****
Why is your face
#22 to #21 - pistro (05/13/2012) [-]
**pistro rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at Damn Gurll **

<MFW
#13 - bandal (04/09/2012) [-]
someone thumb me down becoz I'm sexy....
No, I don't really know
#14 to #13 - pistro (04/09/2012) [-]
Lol i'm sorry for you dude..
So, are yours those gifs?
User avatar #15 to #14 - bandal (04/09/2012) [-]
Lol perfect picture, and no, found at tumblr, people upload **** like that all the time
#16 to #15 - pistro (04/10/2012) [-]
Got it.   
Can you tell me your favourite film? If i haven't seen it, i could watch it..
Got it.
Can you tell me your favourite film? If i haven't seen it, i could watch it..
#17 to #16 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
Is that .gif ever going to load? I've been waiting like 5 minutes...

Hmmm my fav movies are Silent Hill, Evangelion: You can (not) advance 2.22
I recently watched My Name is Khan and cried with that... Inception (...yeah I know), can't remember the others right now, I'm sick...

Is not a movie but Eureka 7 and Elfen Lied are my favorite animes.... they're like Soo deep and amazing! (don't say "That's what she said!)
#18 to #17 - pistro (04/10/2012) [-]
Thank you, added in my lists..! Ok, now it's my turn:   
Obviously you have seen &quot;V for vndetta&quot;, right? Anyway, i suggest you to see &quot;the prestige&quot; (same creator of &quot;inception&quot;), Constantine (same creator of V and Watchmen) and inside man.   
Do you want to cry? &quot;into the wild&quot; is a pretty cool guy, eh goes into the nature and doesn't afraid of anything.   
Meme apart, it's a good film and a true story.   
About anime.. Well, I suggest you to see hellsing and legend of legendary heroes, silly naame but very good story. And, for last, Trigun, but maybe you have seen it yet.   
I hope i helped!..
Thank you, added in my lists..! Ok, now it's my turn:
Obviously you have seen "V for vndetta", right? Anyway, i suggest you to see "the prestige" (same creator of "inception"), Constantine (same creator of V and Watchmen) and inside man.
Do you want to cry? "into the wild" is a pretty cool guy, eh goes into the nature and doesn't afraid of anything.
Meme apart, it's a good film and a true story.
About anime.. Well, I suggest you to see hellsing and legend of legendary heroes, silly naame but very good story. And, for last, Trigun, but maybe you have seen it yet.
I hope i helped!..
#19 to #18 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
No, I haven't seen V for Vendetta, never had a chance! "The prestige" well I'll take a look and Constantine yesh! the second movie will be released soon, Inside man... Gotta watch.

Into the wild, sounds like Bear Grylls' movie.

And Hellsing of course! I saw the ovas, the anime and the dvd version of the anime but I don't know about the Legendary Heroes.

And Trigun, yes I know that and I have the movie! :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
Now I see the .gif! lol
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User avatar #12 to #10 - pistro (03/25/2012) [-]
Lol u mad?
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