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#43 - lolgonewrong (03/28/2015) [-]
>traitor spaghettis
User avatar #42 - elsanna (03/28/2015) [-]
One thing wrong with this, Germans don't give a fuck about East Prussia anymore and it's owned by the Russians, not Poland.
#44 - zielscheibe (03/28/2015) [-]
What if i told you - that i still care about East Prussia and the Sudetenland area ?
And i am not alone.
#57 - wecthil (03/28/2015) [-]
Königsberg and Stettin were/are nice citys and prussia is all well and good... but seriously, I don't care anymore. Poland and Russia may have it, they should at least be nice to it, but it's just not worth it. If we would claim for prussia to be given back to us, all of the world would just scream at us as nazis again. I'm tired of this shit... I'm so fucking tired of it.
User avatar #75 - newpulse (03/28/2015) [-]
Tired of what? Man your people is just power hungry
#61 - galiogolem (03/28/2015) [-]
toil und arbeit, never slacken, kapitulieren? nein, keep the chin up, deutschland über alles.
#45 - elsanna (03/28/2015) [-]
But it's nothing but polacks in East Prussia.

Sudetenland is another story altogether.
#50 - zielscheibe (03/28/2015) [-]
True , and i don't have a problem with the polish people ..... they can stay.

But it pains me ..... They broke the deal they gave the german nation after 1945 to return those areas to us , the people of Germany

Just think about how much work we could do in these areas , to fix them and make them better.
That is like a shit ton of work for decades to come ...

and we can't get started

Nah - i just want them to keep the damn deal, mate. The whole world fucks Germany over for what happened in WW2 and we should pay for everything - But they dont want to fulfill their part of the bargain ? Fuck that ! If we wanna do things that way . FINE , but that means no more money for Isreal and Greece or any other nation that whines about how rekt they got in WW2
#51 - elsanna (03/28/2015) [-]
Step 1: start spending money on your military again. The entire Luftwaffe is grounded as of 2014. Shit's ridiculous.
#52 - zielscheibe (03/28/2015) [-]
BUT - if we spent more money on our military

Other nations might not like that -

German military equipment ( mostly ) is shit - i served so i know.

But somehow i kind of feel like they want it to be that way ....
At least the german government makes it seem so.
#54 - elsanna (03/28/2015) [-]
Trust me, America would love nothing more than if you guys stepped it up. I can't speak for other countries in Europe, but who gives a fuck about them.

Americans don't want to have to spend all the money for NATO. We'd love some weight off of our shoulders. We can't afford to replace all the ships in our navy thanks to Russia's current bullshit and us having to build new nuclear subs to counter theirs. Cold War 2.0 is a go.
User avatar #67 - newpulse (03/28/2015) [-]
"who gives a fuck about them"
check this motherfucker
#69 - elsanna (03/28/2015) [-]
>not being German
#70 - newpulse (03/28/2015) [-]
#71 - elsanna (03/28/2015) [-]
>still not being German
#73 - newpulse (03/28/2015) [-]
>fashion himself over a girly movie.
#74 - elsanna (03/28/2015) [-]

#81 - zielscheibe (03/29/2015) [-]
Oh my ......
User avatar #55 - wecthil (03/28/2015) [-]
Why does someone even have to build nuclear submarines(or nuclear weapons in the first place)? It's not like one of your nations(or, like the rest of the world) would live after that. If Russia sents one nuclear missile, america sents all, as does russia then. If America sents one... you get the point. The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist-deep in gasoline, one with three matches, one with five, like Carl Sagan said. Except that we(the german), the french, the british, poland, italia, greece, spain etc. are ALSO standing in the gasoline and none of you gives a fuck if ALSO burn if some idiot starts another nuclear war.
#56 - elsanna (03/28/2015) [-]
It's all so stupid.
#58 - wecthil (03/28/2015) [-]
If we already know that, than why the fuck are we keeping this farce up? I don't know if there is a word like this in english, but we have a word in german. "Schwanzvergleich". It means the comparison of two peoples dick sizes and is used to describe when two men have an absolutely pointless fight over literally nothing or without any real arguments. For example, the nuclear, or any arms race in history "Oh, look at me, my dick's bigger than yours, I have two missiles more than you, don't fuck with me or I'll rape your whole family faggot !!!!1111!!!!" You know, like this shit. Why the hell can't they just cut this shit, stop that nonsense and focus on some REAL threats? You know, world hunger, diseases, this shit. Just saying....
User avatar #59 - elsanna (03/28/2015) [-]
Lots of factors and bullshit involved. Basically the deterrent on both sides has to exist in the current political climate, since without it there is no fear of retaliation. If Russia wants to be stupid and build new subs, we have to be stupid and build new subs.

We don't want this. The war-mongering hate against Russia/communism that America experienced during the first cold war doesn't exist anymore.

Putin wants to recreate the USSR, minus the communism. First Crimea, then South Ossetia, now he wants the Baltic states.
User avatar #17 - nikolaier (03/28/2015) [-]
Austria mentioned, swell with skiing and Hitlers birth place
User avatar #11 - herecomesjohnny (03/28/2015) [-]
England vs Germany in 1v1? Hitler would be still using the Queen's porcelain set till his retirement.
#28 - hongkonglongdong (03/28/2015) [-]
...First world war? No, probably not. Britain maintained a huge empire and an industry to match, and had the ability to defend its shores with impunity thanks to its navy (which also blockaded Germany to great effect in the war, as well as the second one). Germany arguably was in a better position at the start of the war, but just like in the second one, they didn't have the long-term production to keep up with it (not least thanks to the blockades I mentioned).

Second world war? Yes, definitely (considering the whole blitzkrieg thing and how France lost in such a short order). But it wasn't 1 v 1, and by the time Hitler could attack Britain..he couldn't.
User avatar #29 - nykiron (03/28/2015) [-]
where do you get your infos about ww1?

britain fucked up the german havy hard but their subs actually threatend the brits to almost surrender because they kept destroying more convoys as britain could ever rebuild wich just turned as usa entert the war
#30 - hongkonglongdong (03/28/2015) [-]
Germany during the war was always hit a lot harder than Britain ever was, due to requiring a lot more materials (for example agricultural) to be imported than Britain, and due to the relative ease with which the British navy could actually operate around the world. Check en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blockade_of_Germany out.

Sure, U-boats were a problem, but they were nullified after the introduction of the convoy system (which completely removed them as a threat).
User avatar #32 - nykiron (03/28/2015) [-]
are you btw any more interisted about ww1 and other history stuff? I got a great dude that you then should check out then (especially his WW1 cast) www.dancarlin.com/
#33 - hongkonglongdong (03/28/2015) [-]
Actually I'm relatively uninterested in stuff after 1648 as a rule, just 'cause then it gets too similar to the modern day for my tastes. Still know about it (you have to) but I don't really read up on it for entertainment purposes.

However, I have listened to his Genghis Khan and Germanic stuff. It was okay for a decent overview, had a lot less myths/bullshit that you'd normally get (although it did still definitely have some). Definitely someone I'd recommend to people getting into historical stuff- way better than any of the shit you get on the "history" channel. Or those history-butchering Extra Credits bastards.
User avatar #34 - nykiron (03/28/2015) [-]
1648? that an interisting and very specific date why 1648?
I really liked his stuff also because as an non english speaker I still unterstood 95% of what he talks about
#36 - hongkonglongdong (03/28/2015) [-]
1648 is when the (insanely grimdark, and only preindustrial war in Europe that came close to matching the shitfest wars that China had) 30 years war ended and the Treaty of Westphalia was signed. It's kind of arbitrary, but what it represents is the shifting of emphasis in warfare from the pike and related to the gun and related. Before you had shit like the tercios which relied on their pikemen and close-combat soldiers (pic related)- after you had Gustav Adolph's wide columns of men shooting at each other. It's also close to when the agricultural (and then industrial) revolutions occurred, which changed things a ridiculous amount (in my opinion far, far more than any other event, period or person in the history of humanity).

It's just personal taste- I've never found stuff after that general time period interesting.
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User avatar #7 - mgsexplain (03/28/2015) [-]
What's that country saying they were never german?
User avatar #9 - prototypedaytona (03/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #8 - ericarthurblair (03/28/2015) [-]
austria i guess
User avatar #10 - mgsexplain (03/28/2015) [-]
>>#9, >>#8,

User avatar #15 - cowandchicken (03/28/2015) [-]
mgsexplain? Metal Gear Sex Plain? Metal Gear Solid Explain?
User avatar #22 - mgsexplain (03/28/2015) [-]
melting gushers sexplain

Metal Gear Solid Explain
User avatar #84 - cowandchicken (03/29/2015) [-]
Ah, ill keep you in mind then
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#28 to #27 - pistro (01/09/2015) [-]
Well hello there sweet
Well hello there sweet
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Its mine and a friends
User avatar #29 to #28 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
A whole new world!

anywho, good morning
User avatar #30 to #29 - pistro (01/09/2015) [-]
Record about what?
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User avatar #32 to #31 - pistro (01/24/2015) [-]
**** I read "A whole new record"

Sorry mate
User avatar #33 to #32 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
How are you?
#34 to #33 - pistro (01/24/2015) [-]
Not so bad, and you?
#35 to #34 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Woke up from a nap   
waiting on some artwork to get done
Woke up from a nap

waiting on some artwork to get done
User avatar #36 to #35 - pistro (01/24/2015) [-]
About what?
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#38 to #37 - pistro (01/24/2015) [-]
Is it yours?   
It's pretty cool
Is it yours?

It's pretty cool
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>Gravity Falls
>Gravity Falls
#25 to #24 - pistro (12/16/2012) [-]
Well it doesn't look bad
User avatar #21 - zzforrest (05/13/2012) [-]
What the ****
Why is your face
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#13 - bandal (04/09/2012) [-]
someone thumb me down becoz I'm sexy....
No, I don't really know
#14 to #13 - pistro (04/09/2012) [-]
Lol i'm sorry for you dude..
So, are yours those gifs?
User avatar #15 to #14 - bandal (04/09/2012) [-]
Lol perfect picture, and no, found at tumblr, people upload **** like that all the time
#16 to #15 - pistro (04/10/2012) [-]
Got it.   
Can you tell me your favourite film? If i haven't seen it, i could watch it..
Got it.
Can you tell me your favourite film? If i haven't seen it, i could watch it..
#17 to #16 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
Is that .gif ever going to load? I've been waiting like 5 minutes...

Hmmm my fav movies are Silent Hill, Evangelion: You can (not) advance 2.22
I recently watched My Name is Khan and cried with that... Inception (...yeah I know), can't remember the others right now, I'm sick...

Is not a movie but Eureka 7 and Elfen Lied are my favorite animes.... they're like Soo deep and amazing! (don't say "That's what she said!)
#18 to #17 - pistro (04/10/2012) [-]
Thank you, added in my lists..! Ok, now it's my turn:   
Obviously you have seen &quot;V for vndetta&quot;, right? Anyway, i suggest you to see &quot;the prestige&quot; (same creator of &quot;inception&quot;), Constantine (same creator of V and Watchmen) and inside man.   
Do you want to cry? &quot;into the wild&quot; is a pretty cool guy, eh goes into the nature and doesn't afraid of anything.   
Meme apart, it's a good film and a true story.   
About anime.. Well, I suggest you to see hellsing and legend of legendary heroes, silly naame but very good story. And, for last, Trigun, but maybe you have seen it yet.   
I hope i helped!..
Thank you, added in my lists..! Ok, now it's my turn:
Obviously you have seen "V for vndetta", right? Anyway, i suggest you to see "the prestige" (same creator of "inception"), Constantine (same creator of V and Watchmen) and inside man.
Do you want to cry? "into the wild" is a pretty cool guy, eh goes into the nature and doesn't afraid of anything.
Meme apart, it's a good film and a true story.
About anime.. Well, I suggest you to see hellsing and legend of legendary heroes, silly naame but very good story. And, for last, Trigun, but maybe you have seen it yet.
I hope i helped!..
#19 to #18 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
No, I haven't seen V for Vendetta, never had a chance! "The prestige" well I'll take a look and Constantine yesh! the second movie will be released soon, Inside man... Gotta watch.

Into the wild, sounds like Bear Grylls' movie.

And Hellsing of course! I saw the ovas, the anime and the dvd version of the anime but I don't know about the Legendary Heroes.

And Trigun, yes I know that and I have the movie! :P
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Now I see the .gif! lol
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Lol u mad?
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