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piraticalmoose

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Date Signed Up:4/25/2011
Last Login:3/03/2015
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Total Comments Made:149
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latest user's comments

#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on Shake your head +1
#6 - effinganon Comment deleted by piraticalmoose
#11 - #skubgate 12/10/2014 on Skub +4
#30 - okay friend raynor 12/10/2014 on Fremdscham 0
#28 - you think you're cool becuase you hacked google to say what yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Fremdscham 0
User avatar #29 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
Friend, I do not enjoy pasterinos, but if you want to read one, here's one that made me have a laugh.

"hi wolfy name is Igor, evry day i woke up at 3:30am and must go fed my neihgboaur rats just to go and watched your streamerino on his 25 kg sagem laptop. thanks to you i can carri myself from bronze to platoonminum, im think im the very happier person in world, i wisch you long life my freund. Sorry for baddest englando, pls no copy pasterino frappuchino potatoni dongerini challengeroni my story"
#30 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
okay friend raynor
#26 - you just dont want to admit that you made that word up. >.&…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Fremdscham 0
User avatar #27 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
lmgtfy.com/?q=retardism


Friend, I do not want to be hostile. But I have not created any words.
#28 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
you think you're cool becuase you hacked google to say what you want it to? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #29 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
Friend, I do not enjoy pasterinos, but if you want to read one, here's one that made me have a laugh.

"hi wolfy name is Igor, evry day i woke up at 3:30am and must go fed my neihgboaur rats just to go and watched your streamerino on his 25 kg sagem laptop. thanks to you i can carri myself from bronze to platoonminum, im think im the very happier person in world, i wisch you long life my freund. Sorry for baddest englando, pls no copy pasterino frappuchino potatoni dongerini challengeroni my story"
#30 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
okay friend raynor
#24 - not a word, bruh  [+] (6 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Fremdscham 0
User avatar #25 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
I'm aware, friend. Many words on the internet are not words, we call these slang sometimes. Sometimes some slang words are actually words, sometimes not.
#26 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
you just dont want to admit that you made that word up. >.> something has to widely used to be slang
User avatar #27 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
lmgtfy.com/?q=retardism


Friend, I do not want to be hostile. But I have not created any words.
#28 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
you think you're cool becuase you hacked google to say what you want it to? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #29 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
Friend, I do not enjoy pasterinos, but if you want to read one, here's one that made me have a laugh.

"hi wolfy name is Igor, evry day i woke up at 3:30am and must go fed my neihgboaur rats just to go and watched your streamerino on his 25 kg sagem laptop. thanks to you i can carri myself from bronze to platoonminum, im think im the very happier person in world, i wisch you long life my freund. Sorry for baddest englando, pls no copy pasterino frappuchino potatoni dongerini challengeroni my story"
#30 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
okay friend raynor
#20 - retardism?  [+] (8 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Fremdscham +1
User avatar #23 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
wat
#24 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
not a word, bruh
User avatar #25 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
I'm aware, friend. Many words on the internet are not words, we call these slang sometimes. Sometimes some slang words are actually words, sometimes not.
#26 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
you just dont want to admit that you made that word up. >.> something has to widely used to be slang
User avatar #27 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
lmgtfy.com/?q=retardism


Friend, I do not want to be hostile. But I have not created any words.
#28 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
you think you're cool becuase you hacked google to say what you want it to? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #29 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
Friend, I do not enjoy pasterinos, but if you want to read one, here's one that made me have a laugh.

"hi wolfy name is Igor, evry day i woke up at 3:30am and must go fed my neihgboaur rats just to go and watched your streamerino on his 25 kg sagem laptop. thanks to you i can carri myself from bronze to platoonminum, im think im the very happier person in world, i wisch you long life my freund. Sorry for baddest englando, pls no copy pasterino frappuchino potatoni dongerini challengeroni my story"
#30 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
okay friend raynor
#21 - elegan/tg/entlemen? 12/10/2014 on Thanks Google 0
#27 - wrong content dummy 06/12/2014 on I have fucked up +1
#36 - If you listen to the crestfallen warrior, he says that to get …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on A Whole New World +8
User avatar #99 - adu (06/12/2014) [-]
THOSE FUCKING GHOSTS
AND THEIR FUCKING STRETCHY ARMS
OH LOOP DOOP THAR BE GHOST MATEY
OH IT'S JUST ONE I CAN TAKE THIS JUST KIDDING THEY'RE SEEPING FROM THE FUCKING WALLS
GOD DAMNIT

But yeah. The NPC's do put minimal effort into telling you where to go, but it doesn't really help if you have no idea what or where Undead Berg or Blighttown or New Londo is.
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#12 - anonexplains (03/23/2012) [-]
lol banned
User avatar #11 - kmanthreesixty (03/23/2012) [-]
GTFO please
User avatar #10 - voidgangsta (03/23/2012) [-]
piraticalmoose, congratulations on finally getting front page. Even though it seems you've been an ass hole for most of your posts/comments. Anyway, if you happen to (HOPEFULLY) still play Minecraft, I would really love you to come play on You need to login to view this link and the site is You need to login to view this link

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#8 - steavo (03/23/2012) [-]
Thumbwhoring faggot. Get the **** off of this site.
#4 - imamawesome (03/23/2012) [-]
people are gonna use Ctrl+Right arrow on you a lot I know coz I just did
now get of this site you cock sucking faggot
User avatar #3 - pussyslayer (03/23/2012) [-]
cunntt
User avatar #2 - torchrose (03/23/2012) [-]
Skank
#1 - anonexplains (03/23/2012) [-]
fag.............
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