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piraticalmoose

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Date Signed Up:4/25/2011
Last Login:6/03/2016
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Content Thumbs: 5678 total,  10261 ,  4583
Comment Thumbs: 391 total,  222 ,  613
Content Level Progress: 44% (44/100)
Level 156 Content: Faptastic → Level 157 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level -240 Comment: mediocre wizard → Level -239 Comment: mediocre wizard
Subscribers:5
Content Views:137449
Times Content Favorited:146 times
Total Comments Made:152
FJ Points:52
Favorite Tags: the (3) | troll (3) | and (2) | game (2)

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    NSFW 24 hour Limit can be GONE NSFW 24 hour Limit can be GONE
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    Futility Futility
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    OH GOD WHY OH GOD WHY

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#104 - Comment deleted 10/13/2015 on (untitled) +1
#102 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2015 on (untitled) 0
#104 - piraticalmoose Comment deleted by
#48 - Picture 05/10/2015 on Muscle memory -1
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on Shake your head +1
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#11 - #skubgate 12/10/2014 on Skub +4
#30 - okay friend raynor 12/10/2014 on Fremdscham 0
#28 - you think you're cool becuase you hacked google to say what yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Fremdscham 0
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#29 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
Friend, I do not enjoy pasterinos, but if you want to read one, here's one that made me have a laugh.

"hi wolfy name is Igor, evry day i woke up at 3:30am and must go fed my neihgboaur rats just to go and watched your streamerino on his 25 kg sagem laptop. thanks to you i can carri myself from bronze to platoonminum, im think im the very happier person in world, i wisch you long life my freund. Sorry for baddest englando, pls no copy pasterino frappuchino potatoni dongerini challengeroni my story"
#30 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
okay friend raynor
#26 - you just dont want to admit that you made that word up. >.&…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Fremdscham 0
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#27 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
lmgtfy.com/?q=retardism


Friend, I do not want to be hostile. But I have not created any words.
#28 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
you think you're cool becuase you hacked google to say what you want it to? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar
#29 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
Friend, I do not enjoy pasterinos, but if you want to read one, here's one that made me have a laugh.

"hi wolfy name is Igor, evry day i woke up at 3:30am and must go fed my neihgboaur rats just to go and watched your streamerino on his 25 kg sagem laptop. thanks to you i can carri myself from bronze to platoonminum, im think im the very happier person in world, i wisch you long life my freund. Sorry for baddest englando, pls no copy pasterino frappuchino potatoni dongerini challengeroni my story"
#30 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
okay friend raynor
#24 - not a word, bruh  [+] (6 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Fremdscham 0
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#25 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
I'm aware, friend. Many words on the internet are not words, we call these slang sometimes. Sometimes some slang words are actually words, sometimes not.
#26 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
you just dont want to admit that you made that word up. >.> something has to widely used to be slang
User avatar
#27 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
lmgtfy.com/?q=retardism


Friend, I do not want to be hostile. But I have not created any words.
#28 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
you think you're cool becuase you hacked google to say what you want it to? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar
#29 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
Friend, I do not enjoy pasterinos, but if you want to read one, here's one that made me have a laugh.

"hi wolfy name is Igor, evry day i woke up at 3:30am and must go fed my neihgboaur rats just to go and watched your streamerino on his 25 kg sagem laptop. thanks to you i can carri myself from bronze to platoonminum, im think im the very happier person in world, i wisch you long life my freund. Sorry for baddest englando, pls no copy pasterino frappuchino potatoni dongerini challengeroni my story"
#30 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
okay friend raynor
#20 - retardism?  [+] (8 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Fremdscham +1
User avatar
#23 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
wat
#24 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
not a word, bruh
User avatar
#25 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
I'm aware, friend. Many words on the internet are not words, we call these slang sometimes. Sometimes some slang words are actually words, sometimes not.
#26 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
you just dont want to admit that you made that word up. >.> something has to widely used to be slang
User avatar
#27 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
lmgtfy.com/?q=retardism


Friend, I do not want to be hostile. But I have not created any words.
#28 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
you think you're cool becuase you hacked google to say what you want it to? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar
#29 - yoruwaakeru (12/10/2014) [-]
Friend, I do not enjoy pasterinos, but if you want to read one, here's one that made me have a laugh.

"hi wolfy name is Igor, evry day i woke up at 3:30am and must go fed my neihgboaur rats just to go and watched your streamerino on his 25 kg sagem laptop. thanks to you i can carri myself from bronze to platoonminum, im think im the very happier person in world, i wisch you long life my freund. Sorry for baddest englando, pls no copy pasterino frappuchino potatoni dongerini challengeroni my story"
#30 - piraticalmoose (12/10/2014) [-]
okay friend raynor
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