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#45 - oh goddish... 05/27/2014 on oddish 0
#19 - I think he'd be closer to vishnu actually. 05/25/2014 on The major version difference +3
#22 - >Actually having sex with people. You disgust me m… 05/25/2014 on It's art mom +18
#7 - Sleepovers ever: "Can I crash here tonight?" &qu… 05/21/2014 on Sleepovers 0
#38 - Let the circumcision discussions begin! 05/21/2014 on Hard to believe people like... 0
#11 - I've asked <coworker/boss> if he knows how to make a <… 05/20/2014 on How customer service works -2
#5 - Or you could correct them without being a complete jackass about it.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2014 on How customer service works +116
User avatar #28 - krizz (05/20/2014) [-]
yea like anyone would do that instead of making a joke

jesus christ its like the perfect moment to be a "douchebag" about it
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/20/2014) [-]
I agree, but how do you explain something as simple as that without seeming rude or condescending? Some people are just really stupid.
#11 - pineapplepeople (05/20/2014) [-]
I've asked <coworker/boss> if he knows how to make a <drink> and I'm afraid he doesn't understand either. I apologize.
Play it by ear after that.
User avatar #6 - tallwhiteperson (05/20/2014) [-]
you beat me to it lol

i work at a grocery store and deal with people a lot, and people complain about dealing with stupid people demanding stupid things. I hardly never have this problem because i try to covey what im trying to say in a nicer manner rather than being a dick about it, occasionally ill get someone thats really white trash but other than that if you're nice, they're likely to be nice back,

TLDR: i agree
#47 - krizz (05/20/2014) [-]
i can smell ur h8
User avatar #44 - krizz (05/20/2014) [-]
nah ur just being a beta mofo thinking u can get some slutty bootycall because ur nice to dumb bitches instead of making a fool out of them

u make me sick
#6 - ******* stay tucked you stupid slut. 05/19/2014 on Backflap 0
#6 - Anyone who climbs in. Keeps em in one place till the cops show. 05/18/2014 on 3 spookie 5 me +3
#8 - How often do vampire lesbians hook up? Periodically. 05/18/2014 on periods +4
#182 - Exactly. Don't even get me started on sugoii. 05/18/2014 on do it 0
#31 - I have a problem with the honorifics part. I took japanese in …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2014 on do it 0
User avatar #152 - vatra (05/18/2014) [-]
Well that's because anime uses them incorrectly, usually for comedic effect. Most notably, senpai. In anime it is used almost as a thing of attraction. In reality it just means someone of higher learning than yourself.
#182 - pineapplepeople (05/18/2014) [-]
Exactly. Don't even get me started on sugoii.
#11 - o rly? 05/17/2014 on Queen of England can reck... 0
#27 - I guess he's supposed to give off the "I'm as much of a b… 05/16/2014 on Batman 0
#24 - I can respect your opinion, but i think if they're gonna give …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Batman 0
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not just him, though. Look how he talks to Superman, or Martian Manhunter, or Flash. He is literally surrounded by people who could rip him in half faster than he could blink, and they nearly all of them are humble and respectful toward him, treating him like a brother while he doesn't give them a single bit of dignity.

What was that one picture that keeps popping up all the time, between Batman and Superman?

"I couldn't have done it without you, Batman"
"I'm aware of that"

Yet not apparently aware that Superman could practically do whatever the fuck he wants and was really only being nice.
#45 - angelious (05/16/2014) [-]
also i think superman is being written by the dreaded frank miller so we might see more of character decay on supes part later on...
User avatar #64 - hirollin (05/16/2014) [-]
frank miller? oh fuck, he might just run the comic into the ground for his own pleasure. that would explain why superman has been debuffed so hard recently. he is weaker than supergirl at this point.
#66 - angelious (05/16/2014) [-]
yeah...seriously who the hell thought it was smart idea to place him in charge of superman...
#67 - hirollin (05/16/2014) [-]
This makes so much sense now. The superman comics are just so fucking terrible compared to all the other Superman related heros. DAMNIT DC WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!?
#68 - angelious (05/16/2014) [-]
seriously why wouldnt they just go all out and give him green lantern...a hero frank miller has stated to hate even more than superman...

this keeps up and dc will file a bankruptcy very soon
User avatar #69 - hirollin (05/16/2014) [-]
Well, they are certainly kicking Superman fans to the curve. Making their next movie out of a non-canon comic book where superman ends up losing is pretty fucking stupid. Casting Batfleck is another worse idea. They are just pandering to batman fans cas he is the hero of the week. They focus primarily on comic book sales and toy sales. They should take a page from Marvels book and start putting out decent movies. DC has good cartoons and decent live-action shows. Too bad the cartoons never stay on the air long enough.
#70 - angelious (05/16/2014) [-]
yeah and the animated verse is another thing.they had a great show going on with young justice.then they just killed it at second season and brought us what? a watered down version of an old show that spits on everything the old show was and a crappy batman cartoon!

seriously as a dc fan this is terrible to witness...
User avatar #71 - hirollin (05/16/2014) [-]
I generally dont like superhero cartoon shows but i was astounded when they cancelled young justice. that was the best cartoon i'd seen in years. it was literally the best one i'v probably ever seen.
#27 - pineapplepeople (05/16/2014) [-]
I guess he's supposed to give off the "I'm as much of a badass without powers as you are with them" impression at first, while still maintaining that whole "dark and brooding douchebag" thing. But yeah, I see where you're coming from.
#254 - Gymnastics coaching shirt. Do I train ninjas or something? 05/15/2014 on You now have super powers 0
#36 - No, he's saying that only dumbasses have to resort to offensiv…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on Jimmy's muslim friend 0
#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/15/2014) [-]
Sorry to disappoint but that is in no way what he is saying; that's Jimmy Carr he is intentionally offensive to pretty much everyone, he is definitely referencing the whole blowing up people who offend islam thing.
#356 - I'm scared to blink. 05/15/2014 on reading 500 wpm +2
#137 - They were one of the best at the time. Keywords being "at… 05/12/2014 on back street boys of the 60's +1
#4 - I only play league, but those are both amazing, and anyone who… 05/12/2014 on Share the load +1
#8 - Thank you. 05/12/2014 on Mac user on /b/ 0
#12 - >"She is a much larger mass moving at speed" … 05/11/2014 on Canadian Bacon +2
#18 - Thanks for the reminder that I should be working on my ATLA homebrew. 05/11/2014 on disney, avatar mashup +1
#5 - This is an PG13 rated joke, disguised as a G rated joke that w… 05/10/2014 on noone laughs when admin... +10
#4 - Did he really take one of history's most cynical quotes and tw…  [+] (17 new replies) 05/10/2014 on 13 rules of gunfighting 0
User avatar #6 - bamman (05/10/2014) [-]
Jefferson probably wouldn't mind. He hated a strong federal government and was a major proponent of individual liberty. He also spoke about the tyranny of the majority and how it interferes with personal freedom. He also believed that rebellion, while often bad, is necessary to ensure a healthy government.
To add in some quotes:
"The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive. It will often be exercised when wrong, but better so than not to be exercised at all."
"What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must from time to time be refreshed with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure."

If his words are being twisted, they're being twisted to a side that he would most likely favor.
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/10/2014) [-]
The biggest issue in using the words said 230+ years ago is that they where said in a completely different world. When Franklin envisioned the US Postal Service could he in anyway imagine the existence of email or the internet? Hell no. The same can be said for any one of the founding fathers. In Jefferson's world Kings and monarchies where common place and democracy was relatively unheard of. I simply find it irksome when I hear either side using some 200 year old quote to defend their side, all I think is that this quote would be vastly different if same person who said it was alive today.
User avatar #24 - bamman (05/10/2014) [-]
The founding fathers put nothing but thought into the potential outcome of the political system that they brought into existence. They have a lot of writing on the subject where they outright denounce some of the practices that occur today in regards to politics. More than anything, time has served to prove them right in almost every venue. While their opinions are hundreds of years old, they are still very, very relevant today.
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/10/2014) [-]
I did not say they are not relevant. I simply stated that I find that using a 200+ year old must be used in context. They where written in a completely different time, and this is an important distinction to keep in mind. So simply pulling a quote from Jefferson, Washington, or any other founder and going "____ said it so you have to listen to it because he is 100% correct" is foolish." Society and the entire world has changed so drastically that people should understand that our founders where simply men, nothing more. Many/mist of their ideas are still relevant today but if they where to be developed right now they would undoubtedly be different. They may contain the very similar ideology, but they would still be different
User avatar #26 - imperial (05/10/2014) [-]
like slavery, right? dude they were human beings not gods, i agree that firearms are needed but not against the government in this day in age. they guys buying the government yes, the government of its self no.
User avatar #33 - bamman (05/10/2014) [-]
I never said they were gods, just that their observations about the needs of the nation and the future of the country have proven to be very accurate even centuries after their deaths. Denouncing their words due solely to how old they are is fallacious. Also, slavery and government are not synonymous, and the fact that some of the framers of the constitution owned slaves does not discredit any of their words.

Corporations are not bad unless the government is their to turn their interests into laws, provide them with massive contracts, or protect them from the consequences of the free market. People like to blame one or the other, but neither could suck quite as much if they weren't able to work in tandem to consolidate power. You'll notice that the first bout of problems with monopolies in the US only came about after the government handed out massive contracts for the transcontinental railroad.

As for your statement about guns not being needed against the government, I would disagree. Democracies, like monarchies, are capable of tyrannizing those who are not in the majority. The founding fathers spoke heavily about this, and it is primarily why they opted for a Republic instead of a direct democracy.

And from a different approach, governments around the world have been stable for a ridiculously short period of time. It's far too early to claim that things are suddenly sustainable in the long term and eternally stable, doing so is an extreme case of historical near-sightedness. The need for individuals to express their individual and collective right to self-defense against the government is still very real.
User avatar #39 - imperial (05/10/2014) [-]
like all men are created equal? what? its hypocrisy at its finest.

corporations will do anything to be the biggest in its sector thats what the free market is.so you want to stop government contracts? last time i checked the public has benefited from a lot of government contracts, and has not done enough like infrastructure repair. except the National Infrastructure Initiative which the company's have not held there part of the bargain.

You disagree based on what? you think american minority's are going to be put down with armed force for no reason other than being minority's? and if so, you think the weapons we are limited to can actually fight back against said armed force? back when they wrote the document a militia could and did fight in a war with some equal footing. try doing that now.

now you site different country's smaller less armed governments why? its not the US government they never will be. saying somewhere is different than here does not have any credence in the US.

User avatar #51 - bamman (05/10/2014) [-]
Keep in mind that slavery was not exclusive to blacks, and faulting someone for not being against slavery 100 years before the institution was even challenged is a bit ridiculous. Not only that, slavery was absolutely vital to the early economy of the colonies, particularly for harvesting the tobacco and cotton cash crops.

No, I don't think any country would just start spontaneously committing crimes against humanity for no reason. However, an economic collapse or a lack of resources can break the veil of stability that we've had for a while now. Countries are peaceful when things are good, they aren't when things are bad. Nazism could only come into existence in an impoverished, post-WW1 Germany. It is negligent to ignore our past.

While nobody is going to round up and shoot people in the political minority, it is still very possible to obstruct their individual liberties by rousing the majority. For instance, Japanese internment in WW2. It was a clear violation of human rights, but it was okay because of war, apparently. Then we have things like the Patriot Act and NDAA, which were pushed through due to fear of terrorist attacks. More recently, there's been another bout of effort to restrict gun rights by fallaciously labeling a wide variety of weapons as "Assault Weapons" and trying to ban them due solely to cosmetic features. I'm not assigning it to a particular party, I'm just saying the the majority will inevitably restrict the rights of the minority if they are granted a reason.

For your statement on us not being able to combat the government, keep in mind that the military is made of people. They won't blindly start killing their countrymen. In the event of outright rebellion, I would expect a large portion of the military to defect and take their tech with them. In addition, a mass of armed citizens, while unable to fight a war solely with their guns, do have the capacity to seize a location where the have arms capable of combating the government.

User avatar #35 - bamman (05/10/2014) [-]
Also, it's really late, so ignore the improperly used "their" in the second paragraph or any other small grammatical mistakes that I may have made.
User avatar #40 - imperial (05/10/2014) [-]
im shit at grammar didn't even notice.
User avatar #28 - thewhitezombie (05/10/2014) [-]
Buying a government requires two groups of willing people. Those with money, and those for sale. Both are equally guilty.
User avatar #29 - imperial (05/10/2014) [-]
and i can vote one of them out, how about the other?
User avatar #31 - thewhitezombie (05/10/2014) [-]
Both prominent parties are equally corrupt, and only once in our nation's history a third party got %25 of the vote, that third party died before the next election. otherwise the main parties have endured unchallenged since our nation's birth. The founding fathers denounced the creation political parties for this reason. Their youthful idealism unfortunately did not survive reality, as they realized they needed to come together to force their ideals upon others... Yet another casualty of reality.

Point is, yeah, you can vote, congratulations. It doesn't mean shit because the major parties who are the only contenders have been bought and paid for long ago. All you are doing is choosing which companies to sponsor.
User avatar #32 - imperial (05/10/2014) [-]
did i ever say i leaned toward any political party? nice assumption. so whats are you saying? you want to get rid of party's despite the fact that lobbyist lobby single members of our government all the time? also i agree it has become Red vs blue in today's age. but people who think alike will come to together, always has always will.

Put term limits on congress and abolish the "company's are people" bullshit so we can see who is lobbying them.
User avatar #52 - thewhitezombie (05/11/2014) [-]
I never said anything about you being affiliated with a party, so fuck you. What I said was that your only options are to vote for the candidate from one of the two parties.
User avatar #50 - bamman (05/10/2014) [-]
It's difficult to vote someone out when the only two parties that have a reasonable chance are both bought out by the same people. That is a direct refutation to your, "and I can vote one of them out" comment. The person that goes into office following the one you voted out is also going to be bought. Even if you could somehow stop lobbying money from being spent, companies would just go back to buying politicians behind closed doors. The correct thing to attack is the interface between business and politics, not business alone.
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/10/2014) [-]
Given these thumbs down I guess people just think every quote would remain static if it occurred in a different time. It would probably have the same general idea but thats about it.

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User avatar #51 - dickbewt (08/30/2013) [-]
Hi Lauren.
#49 - HomerSimpson (12/26/2012) [-]
People like you are why I haven't left this site (:
People like you are why I haven't left this site (:
#50 to #49 - pineapplepeople (12/27/2012) [-]
What did I do, kind sir?
User avatar #52 to #50 - indone (06/18/2014) [-]
Well, I don't know why this guy said it, and he does probably not even know at this point...

But I DO know that you gave me a compliment, which made me happy. So, keep doing what you do, you're a good person.
#53 to #52 - pineapplepeople (06/18/2014) [-]
I will certainly try, man. Rock on.
User avatar #54 to #53 - indone (06/18/2014) [-]
Feedback loops are great.
#45 - flesheater (11/29/2012) [-]
im off to bed for defo enjoy u traveling salesman my bad grammar has been a meme for years lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBp4-IpG7PA
im off to bed for defo enjoy u traveling salesman my bad grammar has been a meme for years lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBp4-IpG7PA
#47 to #45 - pineapplepeople (11/30/2012) [-]
Way to thumb me down, yourself up, and delte the whole conversation. Good show, unkind sir.
#48 to #47 - pineapplepeople (11/30/2012) [-]
#46 to #45 - pineapplepeople (11/29/2012) [-]
Well, I see your understanding of what a travelling saleman is is also severely deficient. I understand you may see yourself as what is commonly known as a "troll" but I would like to inform you that this is not so. You seem to misunderstand the concept of a meme and I fail to understand why you would choose to reply to me on my own profile. May I suggest that you attempt to relieve yourself of the burden of your own ignorance by attempting to educate yourself? Whatever you choose to do, I am glad that I've had the opportunity to speak with you. It has surely served as an educational experience should I ever choose a career in special education.
#42 - fourtwentt (11/06/2012) [-]
#43 to #42 - pineapplepeople (11/06/2012) [-]
I have very few kind reaction pics, so here's a gif.
I have very few kind reaction pics, so here's a gif.
#44 to #43 - fourtwentt (11/06/2012) [-]
niice add this one
niice add this one
User avatar #31 - magicisinthemusic (09/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #33 to #32 - magicisinthemusic (09/07/2012) [-]
Nothing really. I have you on my friends list and I don't know why. .__.
#34 to #33 - pineapplepeople (09/07/2012) [-]
Because I am fantastic.
User avatar #35 to #34 - magicisinthemusic (09/07/2012) [-]
So. What music do you like?
#36 to #35 - pineapplepeople (09/07/2012) [-]
A lot of it. Rap, punk, dubstep, electronic, whatever owl city is considered, classical, rock... How about you?
User avatar #37 to #36 - magicisinthemusic (09/07/2012) [-]
Cool. Um..I dunno. Different stuff.
I like Queen,Family force five, And owl city and that's pretty much it.
#38 to #37 - pineapplepeople (09/07/2012) [-]
I have no idea who Family force five is, but Queen rocks.
User avatar #39 to #38 - magicisinthemusic (09/07/2012) [-]
I'm pretty Sure Marc Martel Is Freddie's Son.
#40 to #39 - pineapplepeople (09/07/2012) [-]
Well, not to be rude, but it's late and I shall now proceed to finish my song and crash on a futon.
User avatar #41 to #40 - magicisinthemusic (09/07/2012) [-]
sleep well...
#20 - renegado (06/19/2012) [-]
>Huge ******* faggot.
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User avatar #22 to #20 - xshadeisafag (06/19/2012) [-]
I laughed at that so ******* hard
#13 - zgdubz (03/12/2012) [-]
**zgdubz rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Kitchen Thunderstorms ** i think you are trolling me
#14 to #14 - pineapplepeople (03/12/2012) [-]
Indeed I am.
#15 to #15 - zgdubz (03/12/2012) [-]
**zgdubz rolled a random image posted in comment #3046 at GIF Dump ** but... but why?:'(
**zgdubz rolled a random image posted in comment #3046 at GIF Dump ** but... but why?:'(
#16 to #16 - pineapplepeople (03/12/2012) [-]
because this...
because this...
#17 to #17 - zgdubz (03/12/2012) [-]
**zgdubz rolled a random image posted in comment #2901108 at FJ Pony Thread ** i dont understand
#18 to #18 - pineapplepeople (03/12/2012) [-]
me neither. Just trying to cheer myself up a little with a little trolling.
#12 - traveltech ONLINE (02/20/2012) [-]
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#7 - pineappletime (10/02/2011) [-]
another funnyjunker with a pineapple-related username? I thought I'd never see the day...
it's an honor to meet you.
#8 to #8 - pineapplepeople (10/02/2011) [-]
and you as well.
#6 - pineapplepeople (09/23/2011) [-]
for me.
for me.
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#2 - seniorpokeman (05/03/2011) [-]
Why am I here?
#3 to #2 - pineapplepeople (05/12/2011) [-]
Because you sir are awesome.
User avatar #1 - rhymer (01/28/2011) [-]
I like your rhymes
#11 to #1 - pineapplepeople (01/29/2012) [-]
It has been 366 days since we last talked.
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