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#83 - If she's the kind of girl you can't trust to dance with her ex… 06/01/2014 on I need a hug, Funnyjunk... 0
#54 - Interesting point, but have you considered no? 06/01/2014 on Alguien habla español? +8
#795 - Most of these are straight up sexism, but I fail to see the in… 05/31/2014 on Modern Feminism 0
#11 - Not a question, a statement. Look at the punctuation. 05/29/2014 on Question of the day +2
#9 - Don't you dare group all gay people with those two faggots. Ev…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on Burger King Story 2 +2
User avatar #21 - sillyb (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm not grouping all gay people together, nor am I bashing all gays for the actions of 2. However, as hypocritical as I may be, I don't like entitled cunts, gay or straight.
#185 - First one had me rolling. 05/28/2014 on Cringe Comp 0
#45 - oh goddish... 05/27/2014 on oddish 0
#19 - I think he'd be closer to vishnu actually. 05/25/2014 on The major version difference +3
#22 - >Actually having sex with people. You disgust me m… 05/25/2014 on It's art mom +18
#7 - Sleepovers ever: "Can I crash here tonight?" &qu… 05/21/2014 on Sleepovers 0
#38 - Let the circumcision discussions begin! 05/21/2014 on Hard to believe people like... 0
#11 - I've asked <coworker/boss> if he knows how to make a <… 05/20/2014 on How customer service works -2
#5 - Or you could correct them without being a complete jackass about it.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2014 on How customer service works +116
User avatar #28 - krizz (05/20/2014) [-]
yea like anyone would do that instead of making a joke

jesus christ its like the perfect moment to be a "douchebag" about it
#10 - Womens Study Major (05/20/2014) [-]
I agree, but how do you explain something as simple as that without seeming rude or condescending? Some people are just really stupid.
#11 - pineapplepeople (05/20/2014) [-]
I've asked <coworker/boss> if he knows how to make a <drink> and I'm afraid he doesn't understand either. I apologize.
Play it by ear after that.
User avatar #6 - tallwhiteperson (05/20/2014) [-]
you beat me to it lol

i work at a grocery store and deal with people a lot, and people complain about dealing with stupid people demanding stupid things. I hardly never have this problem because i try to covey what im trying to say in a nicer manner rather than being a dick about it, occasionally ill get someone thats really white trash but other than that if you're nice, they're likely to be nice back,

TLDR: i agree
#47 - krizz (05/20/2014) [-]
i can smell ur h8
User avatar #44 - krizz (05/20/2014) [-]
nah ur just being a beta mofo thinking u can get some slutty bootycall because ur nice to dumb bitches instead of making a fool out of them

u make me sick
#6 - ******* stay tucked you stupid slut. 05/19/2014 on Backflap 0
#6 - Anyone who climbs in. Keeps em in one place till the cops show. 05/18/2014 on 3 spookie 5 me +3
#8 - How often do vampire lesbians hook up? Periodically. 05/18/2014 on periods +4
#182 - Exactly. Don't even get me started on sugoii. 05/18/2014 on do it 0
#31 - I have a problem with the honorifics part. I took japanese in …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2014 on do it 0
User avatar #152 - vatra (05/18/2014) [-]
Well that's because anime uses them incorrectly, usually for comedic effect. Most notably, senpai. In anime it is used almost as a thing of attraction. In reality it just means someone of higher learning than yourself.
#182 - pineapplepeople (05/18/2014) [-]
Exactly. Don't even get me started on sugoii.
#11 - o rly? 05/17/2014 on Queen of England can reck... 0
#27 - I guess he's supposed to give off the "I'm as much of a b… 05/16/2014 on Batman 0
#24 - I can respect your opinion, but i think if they're gonna give …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Batman 0
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not just him, though. Look how he talks to Superman, or Martian Manhunter, or Flash. He is literally surrounded by people who could rip him in half faster than he could blink, and they nearly all of them are humble and respectful toward him, treating him like a brother while he doesn't give them a single bit of dignity.

What was that one picture that keeps popping up all the time, between Batman and Superman?

"I couldn't have done it without you, Batman"
"I'm aware of that"

Yet not apparently aware that Superman could practically do whatever the fuck he wants and was really only being nice.
#45 - angelious (05/16/2014) [-]
also i think superman is being written by the dreaded frank miller so we might see more of character decay on supes part later on...
User avatar #64 - hirollin (05/16/2014) [-]
frank miller? oh fuck, he might just run the comic into the ground for his own pleasure. that would explain why superman has been debuffed so hard recently. he is weaker than supergirl at this point.
#66 - angelious (05/16/2014) [-]
yeah...seriously who the hell thought it was smart idea to place him in charge of superman...
#67 - hirollin (05/16/2014) [-]
This makes so much sense now. The superman comics are just so fucking terrible compared to all the other Superman related heros. DAMNIT DC WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!?
#68 - angelious (05/16/2014) [-]
seriously why wouldnt they just go all out and give him green lantern...a hero frank miller has stated to hate even more than superman...

this keeps up and dc will file a bankruptcy very soon
User avatar #69 - hirollin (05/16/2014) [-]
Well, they are certainly kicking Superman fans to the curve. Making their next movie out of a non-canon comic book where superman ends up losing is pretty fucking stupid. Casting Batfleck is another worse idea. They are just pandering to batman fans cas he is the hero of the week. They focus primarily on comic book sales and toy sales. They should take a page from Marvels book and start putting out decent movies. DC has good cartoons and decent live-action shows. Too bad the cartoons never stay on the air long enough.
#70 - angelious (05/16/2014) [-]
yeah and the animated verse is another thing.they had a great show going on with young justice.then they just killed it at second season and brought us what? a watered down version of an old show that spits on everything the old show was and a crappy batman cartoon!

seriously as a dc fan this is terrible to witness...
User avatar #71 - hirollin (05/16/2014) [-]
I generally dont like superhero cartoon shows but i was astounded when they cancelled young justice. that was the best cartoon i'd seen in years. it was literally the best one i'v probably ever seen.
#27 - pineapplepeople (05/16/2014) [-]
I guess he's supposed to give off the "I'm as much of a badass without powers as you are with them" impression at first, while still maintaining that whole "dark and brooding douchebag" thing. But yeah, I see where you're coming from.
#254 - Gymnastics coaching shirt. Do I train ninjas or something? 05/15/2014 on You now have super powers 0
#36 - No, he's saying that only dumbasses have to resort to offensiv…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on Jimmy's muslim friend 0
#47 - Womens Study Major (05/15/2014) [-]
Sorry to disappoint but that is in no way what he is saying; that's Jimmy Carr he is intentionally offensive to pretty much everyone, he is definitely referencing the whole blowing up people who offend islam thing.
#356 - I'm scared to blink. 05/15/2014 on reading 500 wpm +2
#137 - They were one of the best at the time. Keywords being "at… 05/12/2014 on back street boys of the 60's +1

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User avatar #51 - dickbewt (08/30/2013) [-]
Hi Lauren.
#49 - HomerSimpson (12/26/2012) [-]
People like you are why I haven't left this site (:
People like you are why I haven't left this site (:
#50 to #49 - pineapplepeople (12/27/2012) [-]
What did I do, kind sir?
User avatar #52 to #50 - indone (06/18/2014) [-]
Well, I don't know why this guy said it, and he does probably not even know at this point...

But I DO know that you gave me a compliment, which made me happy. So, keep doing what you do, you're a good person.
#53 to #52 - pineapplepeople (06/18/2014) [-]
I will certainly try, man. Rock on.
User avatar #54 to #53 - indone (06/18/2014) [-]
Feedback loops are great.
#45 - flesheater ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
im off to bed for defo enjoy u traveling salesman my bad grammar has been a meme for years lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBp4-IpG7PA
im off to bed for defo enjoy u traveling salesman my bad grammar has been a meme for years lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBp4-IpG7PA
#47 to #45 - pineapplepeople (11/30/2012) [-]
Way to thumb me down, yourself up, and delte the whole conversation. Good show, unkind sir.
#48 to #47 - pineapplepeople (11/30/2012) [-]
#46 to #45 - pineapplepeople (11/29/2012) [-]
Well, I see your understanding of what a travelling saleman is is also severely deficient. I understand you may see yourself as what is commonly known as a "troll" but I would like to inform you that this is not so. You seem to misunderstand the concept of a meme and I fail to understand why you would choose to reply to me on my own profile. May I suggest that you attempt to relieve yourself of the burden of your own ignorance by attempting to educate yourself? Whatever you choose to do, I am glad that I've had the opportunity to speak with you. It has surely served as an educational experience should I ever choose a career in special education.
#42 - fourtwentt ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
#43 to #42 - pineapplepeople (11/06/2012) [-]
I have very few kind reaction pics, so here's a gif.
I have very few kind reaction pics, so here's a gif.
#44 to #43 - fourtwentt ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
niice add this one
niice add this one
User avatar #31 - magicisinthemusic (09/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #33 to #32 - magicisinthemusic (09/07/2012) [-]
Nothing really. I have you on my friends list and I don't know why. .__.
#34 to #33 - pineapplepeople (09/07/2012) [-]
Because I am fantastic.
User avatar #35 to #34 - magicisinthemusic (09/07/2012) [-]
So. What music do you like?
#36 to #35 - pineapplepeople (09/07/2012) [-]
A lot of it. Rap, punk, dubstep, electronic, whatever owl city is considered, classical, rock... How about you?
User avatar #37 to #36 - magicisinthemusic (09/07/2012) [-]
Cool. Um..I dunno. Different stuff.
I like Queen,Family force five, And owl city and that's pretty much it.
#38 to #37 - pineapplepeople (09/07/2012) [-]
I have no idea who Family force five is, but Queen rocks.
User avatar #39 to #38 - magicisinthemusic (09/07/2012) [-]
I'm pretty Sure Marc Martel Is Freddie's Son.
#40 to #39 - pineapplepeople (09/07/2012) [-]
Well, not to be rude, but it's late and I shall now proceed to finish my song and crash on a futon.
User avatar #41 to #40 - magicisinthemusic (09/07/2012) [-]
sleep well...
#20 - renegado (06/19/2012) [-]
>Huge ******* faggot.
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User avatar #22 to #20 - xshadeisafag (06/19/2012) [-]
I laughed at that so ******* hard
#13 - zgdubz (03/12/2012) [-]
**zgdubz rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Kitchen Thunderstorms ** i think you are trolling me
#14 to #14 - pineapplepeople (03/12/2012) [-]
Indeed I am.
#15 to #15 - zgdubz (03/12/2012) [-]
**zgdubz rolled a random image posted in comment #3046 at GIF Dump ** but... but why?:'(
**zgdubz rolled a random image posted in comment #3046 at GIF Dump ** but... but why?:'(
#16 to #16 - pineapplepeople (03/12/2012) [-]
because this...
because this...
#17 to #17 - zgdubz (03/12/2012) [-]
**zgdubz rolled a random image posted in comment #2901108 at FJ Pony Thread ** i dont understand
#18 to #18 - pineapplepeople (03/12/2012) [-]
me neither. Just trying to cheer myself up a little with a little trolling.
#12 - traveltech (02/20/2012) [-]
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#7 - pineappletime (10/02/2011) [-]
another funnyjunker with a pineapple-related username? I thought I'd never see the day...
it's an honor to meet you.
#8 to #8 - pineapplepeople (10/02/2011) [-]
and you as well.
#6 - pineapplepeople (09/23/2011) [-]
for me.
for me.
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#2 - seniorpokeman (05/03/2011) [-]
Why am I here?
#3 to #2 - pineapplepeople (05/12/2011) [-]
Because you sir are awesome.
User avatar #1 - rhymer (01/28/2011) [-]
I like your rhymes
#11 to #1 - pineapplepeople (01/29/2012) [-]
It has been 366 days since we last talked.
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