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phoxic

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Date Signed Up:11/05/2012
Last Login:4/20/2015
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Comment Ranking:#4572
Highest Content Rank:#12585
Highest Comment Rank:#2551
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:452
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#2 - Would like to see him cartwheeling away after fireing the gun …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2015 on PTRS +29
#21 - anonymous (04/09/2015) [-]
#26 - electronicbacon (04/09/2015) [-]
Those HAVE to be blanks.
#25 - ohpee (04/09/2015) [-]
#11 - I get the message ;)  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2015 on Legit +443
#66 - anonymous (04/06/2015) [-]
CinnamonToastKen is a lucky man
User avatar #18 - fourtwentt (04/05/2015) [-]
I've heard of reading between the lines but reading between the words? You might be onto something here.
#27 - anonymous (04/05/2015) [-]
I'm not an expert in "gorilla war" but that pose is not dynamic, is not counter, is not rest, is not weapons ready.

in Body language, this isn't a karate or boxing or gunfighting pose. in body language this pose can only mean: "you gave me 75$, and i'm not pilfering what uou already paid, but before we get started let me suggest you to pay 50 more for some extra fun. you know you wanted that, you know that 75$ only buy a poor substitute."
#28 - anonymous (04/05/2015) [-]
and yes, 125$ is a small price for the privilege of bringing "great vengeance" and "a hell of burning suet and stones" on such majestic geometry.
But i'm afraid, rocking her heart trough said "geometry" is a task that nothing short of 1'000'000 B52 in 1'000'000 years can accomplish.
#9 - A 50+ years old woman with a gun? That has to be unlikely even…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/01/2015 on why you should be thin 0
User avatar #21 - venomousvalentine (04/02/2015) [-]
No, in the U.S. many many civilians of all ages and demographics have guns. Even my grandmother has one.
User avatar #20 - commontroll (04/02/2015) [-]
They're pretty common honestly.
User avatar #11 - loganmadder (04/01/2015) [-]
my 60 year old grandma has a gun, so not that unlikely
User avatar #10 - LTB (04/01/2015) [-]
Considering those are the people least able to use their body for defense, a lot more carry than you think
#25 - Normal people of todays society unfortunaetly 04/01/2015 on Boobs * Sex * Games *... +2
#24 - Even the tatto itself regrets its own existance 04/01/2015 on really bad tattoos +2
#133 - Animationwise it's really good 03/23/2015 on smooth animation 0
#132 - I am impressed by the amount of chords she knows  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2015 on smooth animation +12
#167 - chords (03/23/2015) [-]
she only knows mee bby
User avatar #133 - phoxic (03/23/2015) [-]
Animationwise it's really good
#20 - Can someone please, I plead you, make a webm out of that youtu…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on Xena The warrior princess... +3
#31 - estranged (03/08/2015) [-]
Done, and done.
#138 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 03/08/2015 on Just doing leg presses +2
#33 - I am no fairly sure there are more than just chocolate chips i…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on Cookie Monster 0
User avatar #35 - likeacupcake (03/04/2015) [-]
Khajit's first try of skooma

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User avatar #1 - applecopy (08/13/2014) [-]
oh wow sure as hell tricked me good on that profile pic XD haha im sop stupid!!
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