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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/06/2009
Last Login:1/03/2013
Location:Norway
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Content Thumbs: 2252 total,  3072 ,  820
Comment Thumbs: 8257 total,  15609 ,  7352
Content Level Progress: 51% (51/100)
Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 56.99% (57/100)
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Times Content Favorited:172 times
Total Comments Made:5928
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Favorite Tags: funny (8) | fat guy rollin c (5) | creepy (4) | Jesus (3) | Hitler (2) | jews (2) | Nazi (2) | THIS MAN (2)
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    Uploaded: 08/01/11
    Ever felt this? Always feel this. Ever felt this? Always feel this.
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    Uploaded: 07/02/10
    Anyone reading this? Anyone reading this?
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    More creepy OC More creepy OC
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    Uploaded: 08/02/11
    James' face James' face
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    Sorry. Sorry.
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    Uploaded: 07/29/11
    Herro? Herro?
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    Ice cream Ice cream
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    Ice cream Ice cream

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#448 - Just wish we didn't have to ******* coddle them s…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2012 on holy shit, worth the read 0
User avatar #458 - bluelightbebop (04/01/2012) [-]
I dunno man.
Just see the Westboro Baptist church goons.
Their level of stupidity is OFF THE CHARTS.
#441 - Some ******** is going to use this, or already us…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2012 on holy shit, worth the read +1
User avatar #444 - bluelightbebop (04/01/2012) [-]
I... Couldn't care less.
Sadly, we live in a society that rewards ignorance with tolerance.
User avatar #448 - phoneman (04/01/2012) [-]
Just wish we didn't have to fucking coddle them so much though. Why on earth should be take someone who discards logic seriously?
Fuck it. A lot of things aren't right
User avatar #458 - bluelightbebop (04/01/2012) [-]
I dunno man.
Just see the Westboro Baptist church goons.
Their level of stupidity is OFF THE CHARTS.
#331 - You're gay because you love the cock, you're a faggot because …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2012 on Do I have to draw a picture? -8
#335 - bonjobychu (03/07/2012) [-]
Quite.
#195 - WE'RE ALL TOO YOUNG, EVERY GENERATION IS WORSE THAN THE LAST A…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2012 on Too Young 0
#201 - anotherone (03/07/2012) [-]
this
#308 - Now find some more information on the whole ordeal and delete … 03/07/2012 on BLACK Staredad Comp. 1 +1
#1 - I want to see the American remake. God they're gonna…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2012 on Trolljegeren 0
User avatar #2 - geeklund (03/07/2012) [-]
American remake? ...the president of the U.S.A. will appear out of fucking nowhere and kill the final troll Dx

I understand norwegian, perhaps thats why I found some parts of it so hilarious
#60 - Originally Chuck Norris facts were jokes on Chuck himself and … 03/07/2012 on Epic Seth Myers. +1
#315 - The movie was a mediocre episode dragged out to an eternity, a… 03/07/2012 on Homer 0
#156 - Oooohh, I remember back in the day when I was only 70% sure po… 01/21/2012 on A visit to FJ +3
#149 - That guy is more unpleasant to listen to than Fran Drescher ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2012 on Welm it felt kinda good 0
#150 - stallwallwriter (01/21/2012) [-]
WHY did you give me that mental image?!
Her voice... So nasally...

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#68 - totalyjizzinmypant **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #69 to #71 - phoneman (07/18/2011) [-]
Eier baller på League of Legends.
NO MORTAL CAN DEFEAT MY LEE SIN!
#70 to #72 - totalyjizzinmypant **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #71 to #73 - phoneman (07/18/2011) [-]
Done. Er du brukbar da?
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User avatar #66 to #68 - phoneman (07/06/2011) [-]
Didn't. Think that's how FJ friends list request things work. It's ******
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#63 to #65 - phoneman (07/06/2011) [-]
Missed a curly, fixed it for ya
#64 to #66 - comradesaintjames **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #61 - phoneman (06/29/2011) [-]
**phoneman rolls 568,739,663**
#58 - Jameshaich (06/27/2011) [-]
I like you man, you're one of those people that actually speaks out for what he believes in, not following the crowd.
User avatar #59 to #60 - phoneman (06/27/2011) [-]
Well thanks stranger
User avatar #56 - edzeppelin (04/22/2011) [-]
Hey. I'm gonna post something funnier soon, but I ****** up my hand and it's hard to draw :/

I didn't expect that iMagnet post to get so many thumbs, and I've gotten a lot of hate for it. Anyways...just wanted to let you know that your opinions matter to me, because my ultimate goal really is to make you guys laugh and not to whore thumbs. Thanks for the constructive criticism! :)
User avatar #57 to #58 - phoneman (04/22/2011) [-]
I feel valued. WOOOOO!
User avatar #52 - JoeTheRooster (03/21/2011) [-]
You mother ******* faggot ass homo bitch.
Your welcome.
Didn't have to pay a thing.
#50 - anonymous (03/03/2011) [-]
you are still a disappointment.
User avatar #44 - badboywantsu (02/20/2011) [-]
Y U delete me?
User avatar #45 to #45 - phoneman (02/20/2011) [-]
Why I not delete you?
User avatar #49 to #46 - badboywantsu (02/21/2011) [-]
it said you removed me from your friends, i haven't even mass massaged once.
User avatar #41 - phoneman (02/02/2011) [-]
I'm seeing if people will recognize it, fall for it again, get pissed, laugh at it, or whatever. This is the purpose of the Test: To see what happens
#39 - anonymous (12/16/2010) [-]
Damn your gay
User avatar #40 to #40 - phoneman (12/18/2010) [-]
Wanna 69?
User avatar #29 - ripples (12/05/2010) [-]
.
User avatar #30 to #29 - phoneman (12/05/2010) [-]
..
User avatar #31 to #30 - ripples (12/05/2010) [-]
...
User avatar #32 to #31 - phoneman (12/05/2010) [-]
....
User avatar #33 to #32 - ripples (12/05/2010) [-]
.....
User avatar #34 to #33 - ripples (12/05/2010) [-]
http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/13223069/#c20


this comment

Allow me to explain, my brother and I share this account, we have been browsing the site for around 2 weeks now and decided to make an account, ive leart what a repost is over these past few days and I credited the Albino Gorilla because out of my uploads thats the only one that I know who the original poster is
User avatar #35 to #34 - phoneman (12/05/2010) [-]
Let me give you a rule to live by for the rest of your life:
NEVER SHARE AN ACCOUNT.

Did you get that? I wrote it in caps so you'd get the shouty voice in your head.
I understand completely that there's a good chance you never posted any of those things, and also that you don't understand what OC means and all that. The thing is...
I don't care.
At all actually.
You reposted and claimed ownership, so I thumbed down and flagged. Then I saw the text on your account and thought "Maybe this guy will learn a valuable lesson in account sharing if I rub my **** all over his reposted content" So I did
The end
User avatar #36 to #35 - ripples (12/05/2010) [-]
Just some advice dont false flag or you will get ban
User avatar #37 to #36 - phoneman (12/05/2010) [-]
Eh. I don't really care ; )
#26 - RandomGuard (12/02/2010) [-]
I don't know.
I don't know.
#27 to #26 - phoneman (12/02/2010) [-]
Neither do I
#28 to #27 - RandomGuard (12/02/2010) [-]
Then my work here is done.
Then my work here is done.
#24 - TheGhost ONLINE (08/24/2010) [-]
hey, you know that content you put up called "sorry" with that scary ass dog thing?

i found the original that it was shopped from :D
User avatar #25 to #24 - phoneman (09/05/2010) [-]
I'm aware of that picture, and that was clipped to the story I rewrote. But it just plain ******* sucks, so I got the other one ; )
User avatar #21 - TheShadowMan (08/24/2010) [-]
Hey, I have a problem with my past, and i have seen something.. that isn't human... i was wondering if you could post up a picture asking the people if they have seen it too... It might get you thumbs... I don't know, but I would appreciate your help immensely.
User avatar #18 - TheGhost ONLINE (08/24/2010) [-]
aww dude, all your scary stuff is gone :(

re-upload them?
#20 to #18 - phoneman (08/24/2010) [-]
It's done
#22 to #20 - TheGhost ONLINE (08/24/2010) [-]
yay :D
and heres a pic for ya :D
#23 to #22 - TheGhost ONLINE (08/24/2010) [-]
and one more just for luck :D
User avatar #19 to #18 - phoneman (08/24/2010) [-]
Sure
User avatar #14 - devinme (07/03/2010) [-]
Whats that Ultimate Internet Test thing about? I'm too scared by your other stuff to click on the link O.O
User avatar #15 to #14 - phoneman (07/03/2010) [-]
A lot of gore and disgusting images
User avatar #16 to #15 - devinme (07/03/2010) [-]
Is it pretty bad?
User avatar #17 to #16 - phoneman (07/03/2010) [-]
The collection is huge, Plenty of them are bound to be pretty horrible
User avatar #10 - ForGood (07/03/2010) [-]
Hello man. I'm the kind of guy that after along day spends hours and all of my remaining energy researching and indulging in fascinating as well as shocking information/legends/facts/theories/conspiracies/etc.
So, I love your picture about "this guy". However, upon looking at the rest of your stuff for pictures of the same nature, I cam across "The Ultimate Internet Test". I looked at the first few, and let me tell you. I am not a weak person, so these things didn't "offend" me, they just made me angry. How could you "enjoy" looking at these things? Mutilated children and such. How is that human, are you just some dumb animal sadist? I thought I had finally found someone with the same interest in the unknown, until this.
User avatar #11 to #10 - phoneman (07/03/2010) [-]
The only thing that allowed me to go through the entire thing was that I can be a stubborn ************ . I must admit, I only skimmed through a lot of it. I had seen a rise in tolerance within myself for gory and shocking images, and after this I felt pretty numb.
At the time I was very annoyed with FJ, and I wanted to bring some hell upon the heads of the idiots that swarm this site. So I hyped it up, and delivered a link, honestly just for shock value. I am far from a sadist, my empathy for my fellow man sometimes even complicates my life, and animal abuse is not something I take lightly.
I have no possibility, nor the education needed, to study the people who do the deed. So I can only study their work.
When my screen fills with gore, my head fills with questions of what kind of person took the picture.
It can also be interesting to see what the aftermath of real violence looks like. And should I ever encounter such a situation, I am sure I would have been able to hold my lunch far better than many others
User avatar #12 to #11 - ForGood (07/03/2010) [-]
Alright, you have my respect back
User avatar #13 to #12 - phoneman (07/03/2010) [-]
That means more to me that it should
User avatar #9 - kolsinder (07/03/2010) [-]
**** YOUR STUFF IS FREAKY!!!!
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