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#211 - How? We were gay before we were allowed to marry, nothing cha… 06/27/2015 on gay sex that will happen... 0
#209 - The US just legalized gay marriage nationwide yesterday, and c… 06/27/2015 on gay sex that will happen... +1
#208 - The 14th is about equal protection. It guarantees it to all l… 06/27/2015 on gay sex that will happen... 0
#205 - The constitution guarantees equal protection to all law abidin… 06/27/2015 on gay sex that will happen... 0
#204 - Seriously hope you don't believe this **** , if you do, … 06/27/2015 on gay sex that will happen... -1
#202 - Even if you're not gay, you should be willing to support peopl…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on gay sex that will happen... 0
User avatar #245 - gabikak (06/28/2015) [-]
I support it, but this whole cringy celebration and provocation will just make more hatred towards the gays.
Back in the antiquity no one cared if you are straight or straight up homo.
As a man, liking other men was just as normal as liking women. And I believe this is the right thing to do, not organising festivals, parades and LGBT events to provocate and disgust people.
#199 - No, this is still about love. Sex is just something that happe…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/27/2015 on gay sex that will happen... 0
User avatar #225 - rockamekishiko (06/28/2015) [-]
love/marriage = sex involved
other civil rights... not so much
#227 - phoenixactual (06/28/2015) [-]
Marriage is independent of sex. Sex just happens in married couples, pretty much in equal amounts as unmarried.
User avatar #228 - rockamekishiko (06/28/2015) [-]
marriage is about being an official couple being a couple means you love the other person, love leads to sex.
do i need to be any clearer?
#229 - phoenixactual (06/28/2015) [-]
Except marriage provides additional benefits, by law, that are unavailable to unmarried couples. Besides which, you do realize not all couples have sex, and sex is not a determining factor in love generally, right?
User avatar #230 - rockamekishiko (06/28/2015) [-]
so that's why all the gay people wanted to get married for? wasn't that the reason some people wanted them NOT to get married for? that's got nothing to do with what this guy said here
#236 - phoenixactual (06/28/2015) [-]
survivor benefits, tax benefits, hospital visitation benefits. Al benefits of marriage that couples who want to get married get with the arrangement. Love is a factor in the decision. Sex is typically not
User avatar #238 - rockamekishiko (06/28/2015) [-]
but they're not going to have sex in cebration? plus it was a joke. i could't care less if they fuck or not
#164 - Nah, this is probably real. As ****** as it is, there … 06/10/2015 on B*tches be crazy i say +3
#163 - The same way someone thinks they can convince you to get back … 06/10/2015 on B*tches be crazy i say 0
#161 - My ex tried to pull this **** on me, got insanely pisse…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on B*tches be crazy i say 0
#178 - skebaba (06/10/2015) [-]
The cops couldn't do anything without evidence, so it's an empty threat.
#12 - Nah, 117 was the bomb 06/09/2015 on HYPE TRAIN ALL ABOARD 0
#17 - Dear god, no, you cook all the flavor out of it 06/09/2015 on Well done steak comp 0
#8 - Went to Iraq in October 2009. Came back for midtour leave in … 06/08/2015 on Uh Oh... +4
#477 - dude, get over yourself. What's your experience in physics? …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2015 on Sacrilege Sunday:... 0
User avatar #478 - drpenguinz (06/08/2015) [-]
im studying physics
just shut the hell up
#2 - My first thought went to portals 06/08/2015 on It's /b/ +2
#475 - So what, humanity fast forwards in the course of 2 centuries, …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Sacrilege Sunday:... 0
User avatar #476 - drpenguinz (06/08/2015) [-]
its slowed down for a reason
#477 - phoenixactual (06/08/2015) [-]
dude, get over yourself. What's your experience in physics? What you read in high school, and what you see on here?
User avatar #478 - drpenguinz (06/08/2015) [-]
im studying physics
just shut the hell up
#440 - New discoveries are being made in physics every year. What th…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Sacrilege Sunday:... -1
User avatar #472 - drpenguinz (06/08/2015) [-]
im saying "in that regard"
dont talk shit about stuff you dont have actual knowledge about
"discoveries" we had a hundred years before and discoveries right now arent the same
#475 - phoenixactual (06/08/2015) [-]
So what, humanity fast forwards in the course of 2 centuries, and learns more than it did in the last 2000 years, with our understanding of the universe around us expanding every day, and you're all butthurt because things slowed down in the past 50 years?
User avatar #476 - drpenguinz (06/08/2015) [-]
its slowed down for a reason
#477 - phoenixactual (06/08/2015) [-]
dude, get over yourself. What's your experience in physics? What you read in high school, and what you see on here?
User avatar #478 - drpenguinz (06/08/2015) [-]
im studying physics
just shut the hell up
#144 - Picture 06/07/2015 on Ugliest FJer contest? +1
#97 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2015 on Niggers 0
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#1 - And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on Scooby Doo +16
User avatar #2 - savageoro (06/07/2015) [-]
...and that mangie dog
#10 - You are aware discrimination is only discrimination if it is a…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2015 on Neckbeard Rank III +4
#37 - John Cena (06/07/2015) [-]
Okay, what about non-criminal NAMBLA members? Should they be allowed into a large gathering of children alone? They aren't convicted criminals so you won't discriminate right?
#18 - John Cena (06/07/2015) [-]
Nope, you don't get to decide when discrimination is discrimination. Either it's not okay ever or it's okay sometimes depending on circumstances.
#33 - nytor (06/07/2015) [-]
I find myself linking to fucking Merriam-Webster way too much on this damn site. Here's their definition of discrimination.
"the practice of unfairly treating a person or group of people differently from other people or groups of people"
Unfairly is the keyword here. There's a lot of subjectivity here, but it does clear things up a bit. I don't think it's unreasonable to say that phoenixactual was correct- after all, treating criminals differently is hardly unfair. They've previously proven that they are unwilling to abide by laws and therefore need to be treated differently. This is different from Christians, Muslims, blacks, whites, or other groups that are occasionally/regularly discriminated against in some way. Those groups do contain some bad people, yes, and even some that do bad things in the name of their group, but being a member of the group doesn't mandate anything bad about them. Yes, some criminals manage to reform, but there is clear prior precedent of their misbehavior. That's why they can be considered a part of the group "criminals".
#7 - Inception: Some people fall asleep on a plane, then a van,…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on Accurate movie descriptions 0
User avatar #9 - darksideofthebeast (06/07/2015) [-]
Remember, they only fell asleep on a plane.
They were dreaming a dream of a dream after that :^)
#26 - That's not a computer, that's a ******* Cylon 06/07/2015 on (untitled) 0
#34 - Who gives a **** , it gives people shelter they don't have.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/07/2015 on 9 year old makes shelters... +3
#36 - robuntu (06/07/2015) [-]
I know it's hard, but try to think before you type....

Where do you think a homeless person can legally sleep inside of a large wooden box? Seriously. Do you think it's legal to park that in the street? (It isn't). It's not legal on the sidewalk. It's not safe (or legal) in an ally.

Name a city in the US and I'll tell you where the homeless shelters are. They are already facilities where they *can* go to find shelter. And if they're actually going to sleep on the streets, for whatever reason, a light-weight and transportable tent is a million times better than a wooden house they can't carry with them or take on a bus or take on a train.

It's a terrible idea. It's a *nice* idea, but it's stupid. It's cute that a CHILD thought it was a good idea, it's *sad* that you think it's a good idea.
User avatar #44 - italianfrosttroll (06/07/2015) [-]
Wal-mart parking lots would accept it. Or any private property.
User avatar #42 - larfang (06/07/2015) [-]
I see where you're coming from but it said that these little houses were going to a tent city where it is legal to have them. The city itself is opening the tent city for the homeless and, though there are places for homeless to get shelter, there is rarely enough space nor can they stay more than a few days at these places. I grew up around this area of Washington so I can say first hand about how bad out homeless population is. You say it has no heat or electricity, but a shelter is a shelter and its a hell of a lot better than living in a tent. The girl was cutting insulation for the houses, so they will be much warmer and more dry than a tent.

Is it practical to try and make thousands of these? No, but what ever is made is going to be much better than sleeping on a box or in a shitty tent. It rains like a mother fucker in Washington, a tent will not last long at all, nor will it be warm.
#43 - robuntu (06/07/2015) [-]
It's 'planned' to go into a Tent City, sure. But you know what they already have in Tent Cities.....TENTS! Lots of tents. You can buy a four season tent for $70 and each of her wooden houses cost $300! And take forever to build. And, unlike a tent, you can't fold it up.

You say that these houses will be 'much warmer and more dry' than a tent, but I disagree. They tents made for all weather conditions and you can ABSOLUTELY camp in Washington climates in a tent. Without heat, the insulation isn't going to do very much, and I dunno if it's not finished or what - but for $300 you can't afford any windows. It looks like a plastic tarp over two square holes for windows. A tent will be much warmer than that.

And if they're all going to the same place, it's much more effective (in terms of insulation/energy and in building materials) to build a single large structure with many divisions. You know - like an apartment building verse building a row of houses. 10 of these dog houses will cost $3,000 dollars - but you could build one structure with space for 10 people for far, far, less than $3,000 in materials.

Again, it's totally cool that the little girl wants to help - but it's just not a good way to do it.

It will be less effective than a $70 tent. And have a lot of disadvantages. Also, all of the other Tent Cities in Washington relocate. So every time they do, they'll have to pay to ship these heavy wooden dog houses instead of light plastic tents.

Q: How long does a typical Tent City camp stay at one location?

A: A Tent City camp usually stays at one location for about 90 days. A few additional days may be needed as the camp prepares to move to its next location.

I know people are butt-hurt about this, but I'm right.
User avatar #46 - italianfrosttroll (06/07/2015) [-]
If you pay 70$ for an all season tent, it will not keep the elements out. Ifyou pay 300$ for a tent (the price of her hoboxes), then it will for a while, until the constant use fucks its shit. I would know, I use tents a LOT. if you think a tent is warmer and better protection than this, then you are dilusional or never used a tent for prolonged periods. Either way, git gud scrub.
#9 - Find a more reliable source than Breitbart, they're basically …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on . 0


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#16 to #15 - Valid (05/10/2015) [-]
Enjoying the intelligebt debate. Please proceed
#14 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
You are not really considering suicide, are you?
User avatar #13 - redwrench (07/28/2014) [-]
Queen-Don't Try Suicide
User avatar #12 - psychadelicace (06/25/2014) [-]
soooooooo...what did you post that got you banned?
User avatar #11 - bruinslover (06/24/2014) [-]
never knew you like to post shemales....subscribing.
User avatar #7 - youmotherfather (02/19/2014) [-]
Don't do it tho. Don't kill yourself. Don't even think about it.
#8 to #7 - phoenixactual ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
No plans to
User avatar #9 to #8 - youmotherfather (02/19/2014) [-]
Ok, good to hear.
User avatar #6 - funnymidget (02/08/2014) [-]
:Hey, I seen you havin a Bad day. Don't be feeling down fr losin your job man. It's all gon' be good. Currently, I'm going through something that I have no Idea how to handle. I'm not able to see me son, and I've bee going thru so much stress with the drama. But lets not make this about me. You have a probably beautiful girlfriend, who loves you more than anything, and though you may have autsim, you strike me as a good guy. Trust me, suicide isn't worth it. It's just a Permant Solution to a temporary problem. I had a friend about 3 years ago kill himself because people bullied him for the way her looked. He was one of my only friends, and I was just devastated. Trust me, you taking your own life will hurt more people than it will help. For the sake of those who love you, and for your own sake, please, Just keep your mindset on the positive things in life. Though there may not be many, just focus on the few that are. It'll all be worth it in theend when you have a gril at your right, a child on yourleft, and you can call yourself a family.
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (11/28/2013) [-]
#1 - John Cena (07/15/2013) [-]
Hows the transition going?
#2 to #1 - phoenixactual ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
it's going fairly well, 6 months in, somewhat surprising changes for this short of time
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