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phoenix grinder

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Gender: male
Age: 32
Date Signed Up:10/25/2009
Location:Canada
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Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
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#6 - happens to the best of us mate. got any links for tiny redhead… 08/21/2016 on I hacked Admin's phone +1
#13 - what an awesome job 08/21/2016 on Shaking the devil out? 0
#8 - more like build itself a shelf, but yeah. you'll all need to r… 08/21/2016 on browsing 0
#41 - won't do that again 08/21/2016 on Oh Russia +1
#409 - *roll image* 08/21/2016 on Roll for a human waifu 0
#2 - that woman could beat the worldly **** out of me. which is a turn off  [+] (11 new replies) 08/18/2016 on BREAKING NEWS: Athletes are... -36
#158 - keligus (08/19/2016) [-]
does that mean this lady, who would pose no challenge in any way against you in performance, is your soul mate?
#180 - anon (08/19/2016) [-]
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#123 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (08/19/2016) [-]
I would see it as a challenge
And that means it's a major turn on.

What's a turn off is that she will borderline rip my dick off during a handjob, but on the other hand, that's kind of hot.
#134 - anon (08/19/2016) [-]
Having muscles doesn't mean you're some retarded spastic. If anything athletes, bodybuilders,... probably have more control of their movements and are more careful (because they know that they can cause damage), compared to some human chihuahua kind of girl. that full on punches you or throws stuff at you
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#153 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (08/19/2016) [-]
It was a joke.
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#28 - zipov (08/19/2016) [-]
...off?
#22 - europe (08/19/2016) [-]
#17 - ohhahafunny (08/19/2016) [-]
>Not wanting an amazonian that can break you like a twig
>Not wanting snu-snu

i bet you're emotionally stable and have friends too you fuckin' normie
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#14 - geofalke (08/19/2016) [-]
off on
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#12 - chusmimax (08/19/2016) [-]
i think it's really hot how she could beat the shit out of you
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#5 - Maroon (08/19/2016) [-]
to you maybe
#12 - I watched the tennis ball one until my battery died a… 08/18/2016 on Oddly Satisfying... 0
#4 - Comment deleted 07/05/2016 on man brutally crashes into wall 0
#12 - that's messed up man 07/02/2016 on Waifus vs girlfriends 0
#5 - my name is Phoenix Grinder, and I support this post. everythin… 07/01/2016 on are ya sure? -1