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Date Signed Up:10/25/2009
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Canada
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#35 - beyond aut0omatic thumbs for simp post styles .. … 12/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#184 - the defib had a common house light switch 12/14/2014 on medical pics from the past 0
#54 - 'fired' implies that one can 'work' for the Klan srsl…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Because murica +10
#78 - hidanfangirl (12/14/2014) [-]
Here, take this.
User avatar #63 - othagovna (12/14/2014) [-]
They're an organization of racists, not just a casual gathering of racists. That means they have property (meeting halls, offices, etc) and paperwork that needs managing. So of course they're going to have employees.
#214 - pseudo lesbian? if she ain't down for some dick there's no win  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Oh Lord 0
User avatar #217 - iatedub (12/13/2014) [-]
Its even Better in Person.. I just can't explain it, even without makeup shes hot as fuuuuck
#216 - iatedub (12/13/2014) [-]
Oh and a FYI, she is 5'3 and she is fucking PERFECT... She is like a solid 9, all the curves in the right places...
Here is a pic that shows the curves, she has the best ass and rack I've seen on a person that short EVER.
Sven Martin (Her Band mate) and I have went out drinking before, and Her and Sasha (her Husband) tagged along with us.
I met Sven first, and he took me backstage the first time, he is a bro among bros. We've gone shooting and all of that shit, hes also an Aussie.
User avatar #215 - iatedub (12/13/2014) [-]
She is down for the cock, shes married to a man, she played a fake lesbian in the band t.A.T.u

I seen her live like 10 times, and hung out with her backstage a lot and JESUS CHRIST IS SHE FUCKING HOT, and she has the sense of humor of a man, shes funny and hot as fuck.

If she wasn't married, I'd hop allllll over that shit.
#9 - that just kept going. OP may or may not need to get laid bigtime  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on The friend zone +1
User avatar #13 - landartheconqueror (12/12/2014) [-]
i'm going to go with may
#7 - so. much. ******* . Tumblr. here. why. W…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Smith will +1
#89 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
What happened with the comic makers?
User avatar #11 - donatelo (12/12/2014) [-]
tumblr oc is funnier than any funnujunk oc.
#18 - thatsa pretty big wedge of tomato for a dip yo 12/12/2014 on Hot Caprese Dip 0
#36 - imagine such a fetish .. to be turned on the most by Russian -…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Oh Lord +2
#58 - iatedub (12/12/2014) [-]
Oh and she did some Japanese Commercials for snickers.
#56 - iatedub (12/12/2014) [-]
How about a Blue Eyed-Ginger-Russian-Pseudo lesbian that is short?
User avatar #214 - phoenix grinder (12/13/2014) [-]
pseudo lesbian? if she ain't down for some dick there's no win
User avatar #217 - iatedub (12/13/2014) [-]
Its even Better in Person.. I just can't explain it, even without makeup shes hot as fuuuuck
#216 - iatedub (12/13/2014) [-]
Oh and a FYI, she is 5'3 and she is fucking PERFECT... She is like a solid 9, all the curves in the right places...
Here is a pic that shows the curves, she has the best ass and rack I've seen on a person that short EVER.
Sven Martin (Her Band mate) and I have went out drinking before, and Her and Sasha (her Husband) tagged along with us.
I met Sven first, and he took me backstage the first time, he is a bro among bros. We've gone shooting and all of that shit, hes also an Aussie.
User avatar #215 - iatedub (12/13/2014) [-]
She is down for the cock, shes married to a man, she played a fake lesbian in the band t.A.T.u

I seen her live like 10 times, and hung out with her backstage a lot and JESUS CHRIST IS SHE FUCKING HOT, and she has the sense of humor of a man, shes funny and hot as fuck.

If she wasn't married, I'd hop allllll over that shit.
#88 - psychadelicace (12/12/2014) [-]
Lena Katina
#184 - iatedub (12/12/2014) [-]
TFW seen her live in Italy last month where she announced she was Preggo
#4 - can I buy some pot off of you? 12/12/2014 on Sloth will protect you +5
#1476 - oh you are just the worst kind of person 12/12/2014 on Mods will suggest or draw... 0

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#141 to #140 - phoenix grinder (09/13/2014) [-]
all that lifting made you all sweaty. here, have some breasts
User avatar #137 - dragx (08/08/2014) [-]
Ma ***** , how's your username two words?
User avatar #138 to #137 - phoenix grinder (08/08/2014) [-]
a combination of big picture racing and having founded my account some half a decade ago
User avatar #139 to #138 - dragx (08/08/2014) [-]
well nice.
User avatar #117 - nelliel (06/21/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #119 to #118 - nelliel (06/21/2014) [-]
am garagesale/mercyburris
User avatar #120 to #119 - phoenix grinder (06/21/2014) [-]
I had a feeling..creepy as that may seem. so prove it. you know how
User avatar #121 to #120 - nelliel (06/21/2014) [-]
nearly two years ago i asked you weather or not if your username was derived from your occupation of grinding phoenixes

i used to have a huge thing for ginger ale
User avatar #124 to #121 - phoenix grinder (06/21/2014) [-]
well, now I believe you .. but I was looking for a particular reference indeed. one..seldom used
User avatar #125 to #124 - nelliel (06/21/2014) [-]
i know there was a refrence i just don't remeber wich its been a while
User avatar #126 to #125 - phoenix grinder (06/21/2014) [-]
that is disappointing .. but I guess two outta three ain't bad
User avatar #127 to #126 - nelliel (06/21/2014) [-]
what reference was it again?
User avatar #128 to #127 - phoenix grinder (06/21/2014) [-]
le sigh. if it is lost to you it is lost to the ages. not a dry eye in the house
User avatar #130 to #129 - phoenix grinder (06/21/2014) [-]
not even close. if you look closely .. perhaps you'll see paradise by the dashboard light
User avatar #132 to #130 - mercyburris (07/16/2014) [-]
was it meatloaf?
User avatar #133 to #132 - phoenix grinder (07/16/2014) [-]
took you long enough
#112 - pentol (06/09/2014) [-]
um what?
User avatar #113 to #112 - phoenix grinder (06/10/2014) [-]
what what
User avatar #111 - abstractpink (04/28/2014) [-]
<3<3<3<3
User avatar #110 - theflamingfire (04/21/2014) [-]
Asking people to not **** on good shows with there ****** anime they are a unstoppable army my friend they are worse than mlp people now
User avatar #122 to #110 - nelliel (06/21/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #109 - tranquilizer (03/07/2014) [-]
quack
#88 - mercyburris (06/11/2013) [-]
hey there
#93 to #92 - phoenix grinder (06/11/2013) [-]
garagesale you old dog you. other account get banned?
#94 to #93 - mercyburris (06/11/2013) [-]
its a long story
#95 to #94 - phoenix grinder (06/11/2013) [-]
**** bro post some content. account all naked and **** ..
#97 to #95 - mercyburris (06/11/2013) [-]
i have to find something worth posting cant go posting just for profile clothes
User avatar #98 to #97 - miscarriage ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
holy **** , you're garagesale?

fegget
User avatar #116 to #98 - nelliel (06/20/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #131 to #116 - miscarriage ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
nellll
#99 to #98 - mercyburris (07/31/2013) [-]
whats wrong with garagesale?
triple ****** ?
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#64 - curtt (10/11/2012) [-]
you know how mad you were going?
User avatar #65 to #64 - phoenix grinder (10/11/2012) [-]
so easy to get taken out of context on a site full of twelve year olds who will never even see a K car. get a job
#66 to #65 - curtt (10/11/2012) [-]
i didnt even see your comments aha i just saw everyone thought you were mad
User avatar #67 to #66 - phoenix grinder (10/11/2012) [-]
lesson here being don't ride bandwagons. I'm only like a hundred thousand thumbs away from being number one
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User avatar #61 to #60 - phoenix grinder (09/22/2012) [-]
**phoenix grinder rolls 78** 110% son whatsup
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User avatar #63 to #62 - phoenix grinder (09/22/2012) [-]
**phoenix grinder rolls 214** make it interesting to play g unit. find a classic, cool or archive post to roll from, mate.
#35 - PhoenixDeath (04/29/2011) [-]
Interesting name you have there...
Interesting name you have there...
User avatar #36 to #47 - phoenix grinder (04/30/2011) [-]
likewise. how'd you come to decide on yours?
User avatar #37 to #48 - PhoenixDeath (04/30/2011) [-]
Well I use the user name for pretty much everything. I made it years back since my name irl is Phoenix, and the death just looked cool, not to mention the whole flaming death/rebirth thing.
User avatar #38 to #49 - PhoenixDeath (04/30/2011) [-]
So where in Canada you at? I'm in B.C. myself.
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#32 - anonymous (03/26/2011) [-]
LOL
User avatar #2 - USSR (12/08/2010) [-]
******* Canadian dumbass
User avatar #123 to #2 - nelliel (06/21/2014) [-]
lol you died in 1991
User avatar #3 to #2 - phoenix grinder (12/15/2010) [-]
lol ur mad
User avatar #1 - USSR (12/08/2010) [-]
fag grow what are you five?
User avatar #4 to #1 - phoenix grinder (01/14/2011) [-]
imma leave these here to draw attention to your fail. anyone reading this, checkout 'enlarge to see lesson' on my profile to see what this Dr. of Creativity did to deserve getting served
 
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