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Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
Last Login:6/26/2016
Location:Massachusetts
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Sup guys, me llamo Ross and I have been browsing funnyjunk since 05, when i was a wee tyke, i got an account last year but never really used it, but now i do and I am pretty high on content, kluvubai

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#109 - wow she destroyed you on the unequal wages argument, also smh … 06/09/2016 on Me vs Feminism (Part 8) -4
#16 - any horse girl is an instant nono 05/24/2016 on Relationship red flags on /b/. +4
#67 - hey y'all, wanna hear my personal encounter with Triggly Puff …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2016 on Mcdonalds Break in Attempt +2
#72 - Jeff C (04/30/2016) [-]
Just because she was less of a cunt to you than the people she set out to be Optimus Cuntimus to that night doesn't make her any less of a cunt.
#68 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
fuck UMass and fuck you too
#1 - Orrrrrrrrr, it could be deeper than that. Maybe the person kno…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Protest Fail… -134
#79 - bemmo (05/28/2014) [-]
We're not in English class any more, we don't need to overanalyse everything.
Sometimes a moron's just a moron.
#74 - crackedpepper (05/28/2014) [-]
haha yeah no, if it meant that they would be at the fence.

or would phrase it in not so a retarded way. look at the gymnastics you had to pull to make it fit your idea.
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#72 - wanpo (05/28/2014) [-]
You need to go away.
#66 - kimilsung (05/28/2014) [-]
Hmmmmmm no. Shut up.
#55 - opsbuttbuddy (05/28/2014) [-]
Would i be wrong if i guessed that you're an english teacher?
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#30 - EdwardNigma (05/28/2014) [-]
I think you're giving the guy too much credit.
#20 - theoneweirdguy (05/28/2014) [-]
#12 - xcoreyx (05/28/2014) [-]
Yeah how about no
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#11 - ohemgeezus (05/28/2014) [-]
The why aren't they in front of the gate with said Capitol Building? You should try using your brain some.
#2 - Gewdaism (05/28/2014) [-]
no, no i don't think that's true
#222 - Well this is awkward, i go to the oldest high school in Americ… 12/22/2013 on fucking liberals -1
#5 - d'aaaawwwwwww, thanks!  [+] (13 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Good Guy Aaron Paul +6
#9 - dirtyheron (08/17/2013) [-]
No prob
#13 - peejay (08/17/2013) [-]
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#14 - dirtyheron (08/17/2013) [-]
I've always wondered if the pizza was intended to land on the roof
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#51 - fuzzysixx (08/17/2013) [-]
Not only was it intended, but only took one take.
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#26 - xSASSITx (08/17/2013) [-]
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#176 - andrewjla (08/17/2013) [-]
cuz no crew should walk around with a dark anus...
lolwut
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#124 - alphahacker (08/17/2013) [-]
0:43, is that a water-squirting dildo?
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#146 - xSASSITx (08/17/2013) [-]
YUP!
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#24 - xSASSITx (08/17/2013) [-]
Yes it was intended, Look at the bloopers. At least I think it was in the bloopers, it shows him doing a dry take. Now I have to go watch the bloopers again to see if thats where I saw it. (By the way, Breaking Bad has some of the best bloopers ever.)
#16 - peejay (08/17/2013) [-]
yeah i've thought about that too...
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#15 - JediismUser (08/17/2013) [-]
It was, but in the behind the scenes EVERYONE thought it would take Bryan Cranston (Walt) hours to do this. He did it the first take. Needless to say everyone was baffled.
#18 - dirtyheron (08/17/2013) [-]
Yay! I was hoping there was a fun story!
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#10 - demandsgayversion (08/17/2013) [-]
They actually foreshadowed this. Remember that scene, "I'M A PUFFER FISH, YO!"
#1 - I love Breaking Bad pictures because I know there will be a pl…  [+] (24 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Good Guy Aaron Paul +151
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#61 - stupro (08/17/2013) [-]
I commend you on the use of word "plethora", very eloquent funnyjunk fellow friend.
#30 - criponblood (08/17/2013) [-]
not a spoiler but who else thinks this season is going to end with walt killing hank or vice versa.

shits guuna get cray shun
#86 - holyknighthun (08/17/2013) [-]
Based on his history of picking up traits of his victims hes gonne kill his wife (in the cold open we see him eating bacon like his wife does) and maybe kill even jesse (he wears the same coat as jesse does. Thats no spoiler only guessing some foreshadowing.
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#122 - teoferrazzi (08/17/2013) [-]
can you list more examples of him picking up traits of his victims?
#125 - holyknighthun (08/17/2013) [-]
Sure: When Walt killed Carzy 8 he started cutting off the crust of the bread.

Walt orders his drink neat while Mike drank his on the rock..later when he killed Mike, Hanks ask him what coffe he wants....he asks for it on the rocks.

When this episode Walt pukes he places a a towel under his knees...just like Gus did anno.
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#154 - christopherdolan (08/17/2013) [-]
when lydia talks to walt in the carwash, it's almost exactly the same as when walt talked to gus at pollos
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#127 - teoferrazzi (08/17/2013) [-]
cool! thanks for the info, have a thumb
#29 - GShock (08/17/2013) [-]
#4 - dirtyheron (08/17/2013) [-]
for you
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#59 - timmity (08/17/2013) [-]
meth van? meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth
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#5 - phloophinator (08/17/2013) [-]
d'aaaawwwwwww, thanks!
#9 - dirtyheron (08/17/2013) [-]
No prob
#13 - peejay (08/17/2013) [-]
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#14 - dirtyheron (08/17/2013) [-]
I've always wondered if the pizza was intended to land on the roof
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#51 - fuzzysixx (08/17/2013) [-]
Not only was it intended, but only took one take.
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#26 - xSASSITx (08/17/2013) [-]
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#176 - andrewjla (08/17/2013) [-]
cuz no crew should walk around with a dark anus...
lolwut
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#124 - alphahacker (08/17/2013) [-]
0:43, is that a water-squirting dildo?
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#146 - xSASSITx (08/17/2013) [-]
YUP!
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#24 - xSASSITx (08/17/2013) [-]
Yes it was intended, Look at the bloopers. At least I think it was in the bloopers, it shows him doing a dry take. Now I have to go watch the bloopers again to see if thats where I saw it. (By the way, Breaking Bad has some of the best bloopers ever.)
#16 - peejay (08/17/2013) [-]
yeah i've thought about that too...
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#15 - JediismUser (08/17/2013) [-]
It was, but in the behind the scenes EVERYONE thought it would take Bryan Cranston (Walt) hours to do this. He did it the first take. Needless to say everyone was baffled.
#18 - dirtyheron (08/17/2013) [-]
Yay! I was hoping there was a fun story!
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#10 - demandsgayversion (08/17/2013) [-]
They actually foreshadowed this. Remember that scene, "I'M A PUFFER FISH, YO!"
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#230 - ************ RIGHT HE WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY THEN DROP 60 ON YOU 08/13/2013 on The greatest of all time..... 0
#101 - DAT FOREHEAD 08/12/2013 on Yes +2
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