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#39 - says the communist  [+] (15 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Salary idea from John Stewart -11
#41 - thatonecommunist (07/21/2014) [-]
I mean, i already hate capitalism, but this would be the worst kind of it.

fuck, i hate currency as a whole at this point, its all unnecessary.
User avatar #131 - lean (07/21/2014) [-]
Would you like me to explain why currency exists? It has to do with not dragging a wagon full of chickens to town to exchange for a milk cow. It may not strictly be necessary, but it sure is convenient. Do you have a steady job, where you pay your bills then anything left over you give to those more needy than you? Or are you just a broke nobody who thinks communism is the answer because everyone should be equally as miserable as you economically and it chaps your ass to see someone else become successful. I agree that regulated "crony-capitalism" is corrupt and could use some cleanup, but the fundamental ideals behind open market capitalism is the soundest functioning economic system thus far conceived.
User avatar #92 - skypatrol (07/21/2014) [-]
bro, youre just starting to sound like an anarchist.
User avatar #104 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/21/2014) [-]
Anarchists don't want government. He just said he doesn't like our current economic ideals.
User avatar #140 - skypatrol (07/21/2014) [-]
He is saying that he hates currency as a whole.

I guess he could mean he wants a barter system - but thats one helluva leap backwards in time.
#154 - thatonecommunist (07/21/2014) [-]
No, i want resources to be distributed based on the amount of resources the planet has.

For some reason people are blind to this as an alternative.
User avatar #155 - skypatrol (07/21/2014) [-]
So people who work harder dont get any rewards?
#163 - thatonecommunist (07/21/2014) [-]
Work can be for internal reasons, all work can be made volunteer work through mechanization.
User avatar #164 - skypatrol (07/21/2014) [-]
So, don't pay people, just have machines do it?
You leave out one big aspect: People want to get paid.
How do you plan on brainwashing 6 million people?
#165 - thatonecommunist (07/21/2014) [-]

No, i mean, money is unnecessary when all resources are divided, and work is offloaded onto machines.

Why would people want to get paid at that point? it would be unnecessary.
User avatar #166 - skypatrol (07/21/2014) [-]
So how would people get food, housing, or clothing?
What motivation do the producers have to.. Produce anything?
And lets say they do make everything necessary - why would they give that to anyone else?
#167 - thatonecommunist (07/21/2014) [-]
Nigga, i don't care that much about explaining my beliefs, but everything about them, for the most part, is held in "zeitgeist - moving forward" (2011)

so, i'm just going to point you towards that, i've been looking forward to seeing someone argue against it, i have yet to see anything really good.

All i have seen is "its childish, utopia's can't exist" but no reasons for why.
User avatar #168 - skypatrol (07/21/2014) [-]
I'd love to live in a Utopia I really would!
But one day you have to face reality. Utopia's will never exist because humans are naturally greedy.
So yes, believing in a utopia is childish - because it shows that you haven't faced the reality that you would need to eliminate human nature from the equation.
#169 - thatonecommunist (07/21/2014) [-]
Watch the movie before you judge the core concept, negro.

Humans can be as greedy as they want with the way that society works, it just won't accomplish anything.
User avatar #146 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/21/2014) [-]
I know what he is saying, but it does not make him an anarchist or sound like one.
#15 - its not just her that im frustrated with, its how i figured ou… 07/20/2014 on Two Easy 0
#8 - it makes mesad to know she works at my local station..  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Two Easy 0
#10 - fecal (07/20/2014) [-]
yeah because she obviously makes her own graphics... and this is completely her fault as nobody else at the station could have been expected to know grammar.

Hell, I guess she does the camerawork as well, and cleans up after everyone's gone. She probably never leaves at all with all that workload.
User avatar #15 - pheonixinstinct (07/20/2014) [-]
its not just her that im frustrated with, its how i figured out it was my local station. idk if it was her fault or not but its still fucking stupid
#170 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on 4chumblr +2
#172 - kazene (07/09/2014) [-]
Well I mean, hey, you asked lol.
#168 - right clicl and click save image as....blue name?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2014 on 4chumblr +2
User avatar #169 - kazene (07/09/2014) [-]
Made the account like back in '08 or '09 but never used it much. I did browse FJ a lot but wasn't really an active member til recently. So I'm not really deserving of my blueness.
#170 - pheonixinstinct (07/09/2014) [-]
#172 - kazene (07/09/2014) [-]
Well I mean, hey, you asked lol.
#6 - hopefully the name will change, even stupid people wont fall f… 07/07/2014 on I found this shit funny 0
#353 - the worst part of this is somebody admited to using bing. 07/07/2014 on Check your privilege +1
#833 - i feel the same way, but we and phoenix, we will be reborn hap…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend +1
User avatar #1549 - thephoenix (07/07/2014) [-]
That's right bro, don't you worry
#825 - long story kinda short i was friends with a girl that…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend 0
User avatar #1230 - boneknight (07/07/2014) [-]
Damn bro, bummer.
#153 - all the tech in the world doesnt help it all your men just wan… 07/06/2014 on inb4 comments and thumbs 0

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i think we had a conversation once gaybay
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