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#8 - dude,, what happened? 04/30/2015 on MODkipfucker +1
#5 - props to the interviewer at 3 min. she tries, lord does she try. 04/23/2015 on Cringe over 9000! 0
#2 - more. please let there be more. 04/23/2015 on The /k/arrier 0
#27 - i think it is suposed to be lukes son  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on star wars: the force... 0
#55 - greyblade (04/17/2015) [-]
name's Kylo Ren, don't know much more than that. but if it was luke's son, I'd expect them to have the same last name...
#181419 - anyone know a good place to watch all of the gravity falls episodes?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#2 - with the thumb out its a gang sign with the thumb in its a pea… 04/15/2015 on How it works +2
#97 - story time 04/09/2015 on Extreme Nerfing +3
#17 - id like to center my team around Blaziken and Absol, any tips?…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on Needz help.... 0
#20 - scutmin (03/30/2015) [-]
Best way to learn is by diving in head-first, amigo.
Blaziken and Abol work best as Megas, so you'll need to decide which one you want to go with if you don't have a Hidden Ability Blaziken. You can't have both on the same team, but you can have them lead separate teams that don't deviate too far from one another.

Regardless of who the focal point is, Slurpuff is going to be their wingman for reasons I describe elsewhere in the thread. No one ever sees Slurpuff coming, and no one ever suspects a thing until it's too late.

So now you have Blaziken/Absol being trumped by Slurpuff. You want a strong Steel or Poison Type to trump Slurpuff. Gengar is a fast, powerful, and reliable Special Sweeper that can spite an opponent with Destiny Bond when the time is right, but if you want to fight a little more strategically, consider using a Garbodor.

Y'all mothafuckas better not be dissin' my Garbodor. Toxic Spikes will ruin anything that enters the fight, the Aftermath Hidden Ability punishes physical attackers, and it has a surprisingly diverse moveset thanks to the ORAS Tutors. Those Ground Types won't expect a stray Seed Bomb benefiting from Garbodor's great Attack Stat.

If you go for a Steel Type, Metagross has the best synergy with both Blaziken and Absol, and doesn't need its Mega to whoop your shit.

Regardless of your choice, you'll want to find a strong Ground Type next. Swampert, Whiscash, and Quagsire are all incredibly diverse and powerful, but I lean more towards Swampert, if only because it's faster than Quagsire and has the most benefit from wearing an Assault Vest.

Now you'll want a good Grass Type. Roserade works wonders assuming you don't already have a Poison Type, but Sceptile would be your best bet for both teams thanks to its great speed and functionality as a Special or Physical sweeper. Additionally, having Blaziken, Swampert, and Sceptile all on the same team creates a lot of mind game potential if you hold off on Mega Evolving until it's time to finish off your opponent.

From here, things deviate. You can get a Flying Type on Team Blaziken, or a Fire Type on Team Absol. For the sake of simplicity, we'll take a third option and go for an Ice Type. All three have a weakness to rocks, so you have a lot of room to experiment while sticking to the formula.

"Strong Ice Type" is typically an oxymoron, but you can be pleasantly surprised by what you have to work with. Since these mock teams are leaning towards fast sweepers, you either want to carry on the theme with Froslass, or have a Mamoswine ready to fight against Trick Room teams.

The most important part of a team is the amount of options it provides, and a good team is capable of fighting just as well outside of its comfort zone as it is fighting with a home field advantage.

Mamoswine can overcome its low speed thanks to the Ice Shard attack it gets as a baby, and its Thick Fat Hidden Ability gives it a resistance to Fire and other Ice Types, adding to its mammoth bulk and longevity.

So now it comes full circle, since Mamoswine is weak to Blaziken's Fighting Type, and Absol can break through its defenses with Superpower.

#382 - how do yo know if you or somebody you know has it?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on Ready for some top notch rage? 0
User avatar #388 - synthane (03/19/2015) [-]
I'm overall not too confident on offering self-diagnosis info. If you are really worried you might have, get yourself checked out by a psychiatrist or psychologist.

For identifying it on others, the easiest ways are if you have known them for a while. It is most easily detectable from the mood swings that bipolar people have. They are much longer lasting than just normal mood swings, though. They can last weeks. In women, these mood swings happen about four times a year, on average. They can be either depressive or manic mood swings, so if you are dating or whatever and notice over quite some time that they cycle between depressed and crazy excited, it might be time for some talking.

Bipolar disorder is one of the harder disorders to just see in a person, because they are remarkably functional still. It would probably mostly depend on what part of their cycle they are on.

Here is a link with some more of the apparent things to look out for:
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User avatar #15 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2 - infamoustrapper (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - pheonixinstinct ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #3 - infamoustrapper (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 to #4 - pheonixinstinct ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 to #6 - pheonixinstinct ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 to #7 - infamoustrapper (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #8 - pheonixinstinct ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #9 - jobby (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 to #10 - pheonixinstinct ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 to #12 - pheonixinstinct ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
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