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pheonixinstinct

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Consoles Owned: xbox, xbox 360
Video Games Played: battlefeild 3, call of duty black ops/2
X-box Gamertag: phoenixinstinct
Interests: cross-country running, swiming
Date Signed Up:5/31/2012
Last Login:5/23/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#16582
Highest Comment Rank:#496
Comment Thumbs: 8131 total,  8917 ,  786
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 95% (95/100)
Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 274 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:1485
FJ Points:7888

latest user's comments

#72 - its a beautiful show 52 minutes ago on Gravity Falls Mabel Comp +1
#70 - when is the next set coming out?  [+] (2 new replies) 55 minutes ago on Gravity Falls Mabel Comp +1
User avatar #71 - funpunk (53 minutes ago) [-]
God knows when. The show's so good, it takes the creator months to make sure everything's perfect.
User avatar #72 - pheonixinstinct (52 minutes ago) [-]
its a beautiful show
#11 - ya my school in TN tried to teach us the creationism **** … 57 minutes ago on Creationism 0
#183665 - I need a 750 word essay by tomorrow on a mid-summer nights dre…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#183718 - anonymous (05/06/2015) [-]
Get up from your desk. Walk around the house. Talk to a few people. Take a shit, or grab a long shower. Grab a bottle of water, take some sips off of it and clear your mind. The sit down and write your god damned essay.
User avatar #183680 - averagewhitekid (05/06/2015) [-]
Oh ho ho
I can't believe there was a time where I was actually like this
Wrote my 3200 word research paper the night before it was due, step up scrub and git gud
#183666 - sugoi (05/06/2015) [-]
So just flunk the class.
#8 - dude,, what happened? 04/30/2015 on MODkipfucker +1
#5 - props to the interviewer at 3 min. she tries, lord does she try. 04/23/2015 on Cringe over 9000! 0
#2 - more. please let there be more. 04/23/2015 on The /k/arrier 0
#27 - i think it is suposed to be lukes son  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on star wars: the force... 0
#55 - greyblade (04/17/2015) [-]
name's Kylo Ren, don't know much more than that. but if it was luke's son, I'd expect them to have the same last name...
#181419 - anyone know a good place to watch all of the gravity falls episodes?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#29103 - anyone know a good place to watch all of the gravity falls episodes?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
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User avatar #15 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #2 - infamoustrapper (05/13/2013) [-]
Why are we friends, faggot. Do I know you?
User avatar #3 to #2 - pheonixinstinct (05/13/2013) [-]
i think we had a conversation once gaybay
User avatar #4 to #3 - infamoustrapper (05/13/2013) [-]
And I friended you because of it? Must have been a ******* awesome conversation then, homo.
User avatar #5 to #4 - pheonixinstinct (05/13/2013) [-]
Must have you peter puffer
User avatar #7 to #6 - pheonixinstinct (05/13/2013) [-]
peter puffer is another slang word for gay
User avatar #8 to #7 - infamoustrapper (05/13/2013) [-]
ur ugly
User avatar #9 to #8 - pheonixinstinct (05/13/2013) [-]
well thats just rude you sick jobby jabber
User avatar #14 to #9 - jobby (05/13/2013) [-]
nobody is jabbing me
User avatar #10 to #9 - infamoustrapper (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 to #10 - pheonixinstinct (05/13/2013) [-]
bum bandit
User avatar #13 to #12 - pheonixinstinct (05/13/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little flamer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another chicken hawk. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, minge muncher. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, bummer. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you gay lord. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, you hasbian.
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