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Age: 23
Consoles Owned: XBone, Xbox360, PC, WII U
Video Games Played: COD, BF3, Halo, League of legends, WOW, SC2, everything?
X-box Gamertag: Phantomsniper48
Interests: Sports and gaming
Date Signed Up:11/06/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Germany
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    All because of apples All because of apples
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#2438 - **phantomsniperr used "*roll cis privilege*"** **phantomsni… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... 0
#153 - **phantomsniperr used "*roll 6, pokemon*"** **phantomsniper… 12/15/2014 on Pokemon name comp 0
#840778 - Nighty scrubs 12/04/2014 on Ponyville +1
#840728 - watch me suck at a game.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Ponyville +2
User avatar #840729 - foxrock (12/04/2014) [-]
Ohhh.
Yep.
Pretty much. Maybe.
Or be awesome. Like me.
#840726 - So ppl can see my suck? Deer lord.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Ponyville +2
User avatar #840727 - foxrock (12/04/2014) [-]
Your... suck?
User avatar #840728 - phantomsniperr (12/04/2014) [-]
watch me suck at a game.
User avatar #840729 - foxrock (12/04/2014) [-]
Ohhh.
Yep.
Pretty much. Maybe.
Or be awesome. Like me.
#840725 - Usually they are just quiet when they feed. This one thought h… 12/04/2014 on Ponyville +2
#840642 - Games are hard. And that teemo was an ass.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Ponyville +2
User avatar #840721 - lightingeagle (12/04/2014) [-]
>Teemo

I don't know what you were expecting
User avatar #840725 - phantomsniperr (12/04/2014) [-]
Usually they are just quiet when they feed. This one thought he was LCS material.
User avatar #840712 - cya (12/04/2014) [-]
size doesn't mean everything
#22 - Great scene 11/27/2014 on CIS WHITE MALE +3
#148 - That was different....  [+] (31 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Byte down hard baby +42
User avatar #439 - terska (11/23/2014) [-]
it can only be viewed once? ;_;
came back to watch it again and it doesn't want to play for some reason
#424 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (11/22/2014) [-]
I took her bikini off and posted it to NSFW if anyone want's to see
www.funnyjunk.com/nsfw/diyRLqv/Me+me+me/
YFW off to NSFW
User avatar #382 - darrensankari (11/22/2014) [-]
Got no idea what that was supposed to be, but titties, so it's cool.
#368 - serapharbiter (11/22/2014) [-]
Took me awhile to understand, but that message is powerful.
Holy Fuck.
#405 - chomspls (11/22/2014) [-]
Wait. That THING has a message?
>Watching the hole video
User avatar #431 - serapharbiter (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, well my curiosity gets the better of me very often.

It was basically an attack on porn, or hentai in this case. Its because more people are willing to watch porn and fap rather than find or care about love. You can see the guy recently fapped in the beginning (porn is on and semen to the right of the desk) and that's all he basically does in life, seeing how his room looks like a shut-in room. He enjoys it at first, as the porn basically said that this is your love life as they catered to his fantasies, but soon after he remembers his GF and his sexual fantasies about her, which is the thing that came after him. After relizing that porn had destroyed their relationship, he tried to get it back and fight against porn, but it was too late, and too powerful. He has succumbed to porn lifestyle.

TL;DR: Love vs. Lust, with lust as the victor due to porn.
User avatar #456 - thetruemexcalibur (11/27/2014) [-]
Eh,I feel as though it's pulling an Eva,making the cameos really ironic.Just have a simple/basic as fuck message(or even no message at all) and make everything trippy as hell,but add a couple things here and there that are less trpippy and easily connected .BOOM suddenly the internet has 30 different theories about it's meaning.
That being said,I love NGE,and fuck that guy for liking the rebuilds.This has been me weeaboo comment of the night.
#457 - serapharbiter (11/28/2014) [-]
There is a story for every blade of grass created.
My description about the video is what I understood about it, with the trippy boobs and women as bait to lure in viewers to understand a message against what on average others would originally thought it would be. It is quite cleaver if you think about it, but pardon me if it was just another bland interpretation.

I do understand your stance, though. It is horribly detestable, in my opinion, for someone to create conspiracy theories based on a fact or two.
#441 - amassiveidiot (11/24/2014) [-]
Damn powerful, really didn't expect that particular message from a Japanese music video full of tits.
User avatar #362 - terska (11/22/2014) [-]
well that surely fucked my brain up a bit.
I loved every second of it though
#287 - anonymous (11/22/2014) [-]
That was a wild ride from start to finish. jesus fuck what
User avatar #283 - alphabetagama (11/22/2014) [-]
My network is monitored and no encryption.
Saved for later when it's more safe around.
#269 - anonymous (11/22/2014) [-]
Holy shit it loops.

Also its a great metaphor for how the porn and sex industries destroy the minds of both men and women . Maybe.

Maybe i'm reading too much into it. But damn it was cool.
User avatar #409 - zerkerex (11/22/2014) [-]
I feel you bro. I seems that his addiction to porn ruined his real relationship with that girl. And now his guilt is the center of his problem. Thats why she turns into that four eyed monster bitch and now he can never win against her.
User avatar #407 - actuallymagikarp (11/22/2014) [-]
No I got that too
Maybe he's dealing with addiction that he tries to fight but it keeps winning and that's why it loops
Either way the video was super cool
#262 - aerosol (11/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #254 - GoReMoTe (11/22/2014) [-]
Whoa.

That was fucking cool.
#252 - amassiveidiot (11/22/2014) [-]
That's some fuckin' awesome music.
#235 - HordeyWordey (11/22/2014) [-]
That was life changing in about 40 different ways
#229 - furiousmarshmellow (11/22/2014) [-]
#221 - desacabose (11/22/2014) [-]
#196 - BambisMother (11/22/2014) [-]
That... was different
#209 - BambisMother has deleted their comment.
#195 - imalamp (11/22/2014) [-]
and then it loops back
User avatar #193 - westonbeast (11/22/2014) [-]
Holy fucking shit. That's some trippy porn right there.
#182 - HAMMATIMEZ (11/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #180 - unkownthous (11/22/2014) [-]
America seriously never whats to give japan credit for anything.
#175 - moomootv (11/22/2014) [-]
Im at a lost for words all that I know is that i want more.
#172 - keepyourselfalive (11/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #150 - yisumad (11/22/2014) [-]
I don't know what the fuck that was.
But I liked it.
User avatar #166 - zerith (11/22/2014) [-]
So did my penis.
#831695 - Saginaw is the real name. Our paper called it sagnasty in an a…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Ponyville +2
User avatar #831808 - wolfenbanes (11/19/2014) [-]
Hehe

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#506 - phantomsniperr (09/29/2014) [-]
stickied by phantomsniperr
Hello
User avatar #507 - greedtheavaricious (11/04/2014) [-]
k, ne Singed loos like something created by Neo Cortex.
User avatar #501 - greedtheavaricious (09/12/2014) [-]
Okay what the **** is wrong with my LoL launcher?

It keeps calculating differences and it's nearing 4k already.

Just doesn't start.

Help?
User avatar #502 to #501 - phantomsniperr (09/12/2014) [-]
How long has it been since you last updated?
User avatar #503 to #502 - greedtheavaricious (09/13/2014) [-]
I launch the game every couple days...
User avatar #504 to #503 - phantomsniperr (09/13/2014) [-]
I hadnt launched it for like a week and it took a bit to load everything. I would just let it do its thing.
User avatar #505 to #504 - greedtheavaricious (09/13/2014) [-]
I letit load over night and it was stuck at 99 %.

Something's not right here.
#489 - phantomsniperr Comment deleted by phantomsniperr [-]
#490 to #489 - greedtheavaricious (07/27/2014) [-]
So... they take over your account and play you to higher elos?

Isn't that cheating?
User avatar #491 to #490 - phantomsniperr (07/27/2014) [-]
lol. Someone randomly added me and sent me this. I didnt want to open it in leafue so i copied it here to see what it was. Forgot to delete.
#492 to #491 - greedtheavaricious (07/27/2014) [-]
Best damn delete it before someone actually falls for it.
User avatar #493 to #492 - phantomsniperr (07/27/2014) [-]
falls for what?
User avatar #494 to #493 - greedtheavaricious (07/27/2014) [-]
They talk about taking over an account to boost you to higher elos.

Not only would that be cheating, it also doesn't sound very legit.
User avatar #495 to #494 - phantomsniperr (07/27/2014) [-]
Eh, its a business. Just like weapon boosting in cod or gold bots in wow. Nothing anyone can really do. I have let friends play on my account cause i have champs they dont. Also what do ppl get buy being in a higher elo? Just playin with diff ppl.
User avatar #496 to #495 - greedtheavaricious (07/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, but letting friends play is an entirely different story.

Might just be me being paranoid, though.
User avatar #497 to #496 - phantomsniperr (07/27/2014) [-]
So you are sayin that you would be ok with my friend, who is a plat player, play on my account?
User avatar #498 to #497 - greedtheavaricious (07/27/2014) [-]
I was more speaking about a matter of trust, to be honest.

I'd trust friends more than random people, naturally.
User avatar #499 to #498 - phantomsniperr (07/27/2014) [-]
Not that hard to get accounts back now a days. My brother had his wow account hacked and it was back a day.
User avatar #482 - greedtheavaricious (07/18/2014) [-]
I've been fiddling around with Brand a little, and except for building him straight out glass cannon, I thought of building semi-tanky high mobility... How about this build (late game only)

Twin Shadows/Lich Bane
Zhonyas
Abysall
Sorc shoes
Void Staff
Seraphs Embrace/Rod of Ages
User avatar #483 to #482 - phantomsniperr (07/18/2014) [-]
Not really good on him/better stuff available. Bad item for him cause long cooldowns so minimum use.
Good
Eh... More an item for ppl who get close to the enemy cause of the short aura range.
Good
Good
Again long cooldowns so you mostlikely will not charge your tear. If you are only trying to survive to late game then this is a maybe, there are to many items that are better for health and ap.
User avatar #484 to #483 - greedtheavaricious (07/18/2014) [-]
You got me some ideas?

I didn't touch the game in weeks so I'm a bit rusty
User avatar #486 to #484 - phantomsniperr (07/18/2014) [-]
Sorc shoes
Liandries
Rylais
Rabadon's Deathcap
Void Staff
Zhonya's Hourglass
User avatar #487 to #486 - greedtheavaricious (07/18/2014) [-]
I've done a similar build before, and it worked okay

So I should just ditch the mobility for pure damage and some health?
User avatar #488 to #487 - phantomsniperr (07/18/2014) [-]
Yes. Brand is so immobile already that the little you build wont do much. With having the rylias you at least have some slow.
#474 - greedtheavaricious (06/15/2014) [-]
First time Draft Pick.

Let's see how it goes.
User avatar #475 to #474 - phantomsniperr (06/15/2014) [-]
lol good luck
User avatar #477 to #475 - greedtheavaricious (06/15/2014) [-]
Aaaand we lost, mainly due to a diconnected Riven.
User avatar #476 to #475 - greedtheavaricious (06/15/2014) [-]
5/3/4 so far.

Done worse, that's something.
User avatar #469 - greedtheavaricious (05/13/2014) [-]
css.lolking.net/summoner/euw/55608173#matches

The only problem I still have is I'm being too suicidal, and I absolutely can't ******* jungle.

I've been watching streams, been practising against bots, everything. I'm always getting too greedy, go all out and forget to ward. Most of the times when I get ganked I manage to take down one or two, but I still die.

So, new thing to work on. Being less suicidal. And learning how to jungle. The only reason I did somewhat okay my last game was my outstanding support.

And yes, AD Malz. Not playing him mid, ever.
User avatar #463 - greedtheavaricious (04/17/2014) [-]
Dude.

You got a low level account on EuW? We still need to play, but I'm not really ready against level 30's at level 10.
User avatar #464 to #463 - phantomsniperr (04/17/2014) [-]
i have a lev 1 i think, and a lev 25 on EUNE. Whenever you want to play im game. All you have to do is ask.
User avatar #465 to #464 - greedtheavaricious (04/17/2014) [-]
Very well.

You available at sometime around 23 PM my time?

There's still some stuff I need to get done here.
User avatar #466 to #465 - phantomsniperr (04/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, thats sounds good.
User avatar #467 to #466 - greedtheavaricious (04/17/2014) [-]
Soon

Add me

oHHMoonBlade
User avatar #459 - greedtheavaricious (04/01/2014) [-]
Alright, so. Bot match. Because I stil need to level up and can't fight against real players.

Done pretty well with Kha'Zix. 8 kills, 11 deaths.

Why so many deaths? Not because I sucked this time. This time it as because my team sucked and I constantly had to save their asses. Two disconnected right off the bat, one did okay, but his mouse an heroed and he disconnected. One just sucked, level 5 while the rest of the team and bots was 10 and above. In the end I was the last man standing. In an attempt to somehow stop the enemy I got brutally mauled - multiple times. I might get better, but I still can't handle going all out on more than one alone.
User avatar #460 to #459 - phantomsniperr (04/01/2014) [-]
what items are you building? What is your usual cs in a game? Dont die to save others when you are playing a carry like Khazix. What are you evolving?
User avatar #461 to #460 - greedtheavaricious (04/01/2014) [-]
For now I've been using the recommended Hydra and built on the Black Cleaver, as well as Trinity Force. Don't want to fully copy recommended sets, though. I'm thinking about Infinity Edge, maybe Hextech Gunblade. Something for armor/magic penetration, maybe.

Okay, I had to google cs. No clue, really. Never really keep track, but it's getting better here.

I'm usually evolving wings to prevent enemies fom turret hugging.
User avatar #462 to #461 - phantomsniperr (04/02/2014) [-]
Hydra, Last whisper and BT are all you realy need for damage with him. After that a Banshees veil and then maybe another defensive item. (Dont forget boots)

If you arnt getting a lot of kills then CS is your money flow so it needs to be pretty high.

Remember you dont always have to get the kill. If you do enough damage to make the bot back thats always fine. Gives you time to cs.

Claws, wings then ult are my usual evolves. Wings not for turret hugging but for the reset after you get a kill. Only dive when they have the isolated ring on them so you can maximize your damage. And dont jump in if you haven't upgraded it, save it for escape.
User avatar #455 - greedtheavaricious (03/22/2014) [-]
Now, how do I play a champion I've never played before without completely ******* it up?

I've been playing that champion that looks like a remodeled Scyther and had no idea what the **** to do. The last few times I actually scored some kills with fewer death than kills

BUT THIS TIME... It was just emberassing.
User avatar #456 to #455 - phantomsniperr (03/23/2014) [-]
watch champion spot lights or look up game play videos. Also look up builds on either mobfire or solomid.net.

Kha'Zix Champion Spotlight
User avatar #457 to #456 - phantomsniperr (03/23/2014) [-]
mobafire*
User avatar #453 - tehbestever (11/30/2013) [-]
Relog

Ask and ask and ask until you have a fluent understanding of flagging and you should be fine

good luck
User avatar #375 - tgandptrixie (04/13/2013) [-]
It is Saturday go back to bed!
User avatar #376 to #375 - phantomsniperr (04/13/2013) [-]
been asleep for 13 hours....
User avatar #377 to #376 - tgandptrixie (04/13/2013) [-]
Shh sleep more!
User avatar #378 to #377 - phantomsniperr (04/13/2013) [-]
dont need it. Can nap on the ride to the Nurburgring.
User avatar #379 to #378 - tgandptrixie (04/13/2013) [-]
Oh well have fun! You should um play on your phone on the way there haha
User avatar #380 to #379 - phantomsniperr (04/13/2013) [-]
Phone.... hahaha. Why i have my DS and my iPad.
User avatar #381 to #380 - tgandptrixie (04/13/2013) [-]
Awe yeah DS I carry my 3ds everyone in case of emergency bordem!
User avatar #382 to #381 - phantomsniperr (04/13/2013) [-]
Exactly. Perfect for the race to. Takes like 10 min for the cars to get around. Need to buy a new camera to..... Broke mine last night...
User avatar #383 to #382 - tgandptrixie (04/13/2013) [-]
Sleeps for 13 hours and somehow breaks his camera.... What do you do in your sleep?
User avatar #384 to #383 - phantomsniperr (04/13/2013) [-]
I must have slapped the **** out of it or something. Woke up and it was smashed.
User avatar #385 to #384 - tgandptrixie (04/13/2013) [-]
You could be sleep Hulk!
#360 - haunterbrony (04/06/2013) [-]
Guess that's what I get for being a sloth, work instead of sleep on a saturday morning.

How's things with you?
User avatar #351 - tgandptrixie (04/01/2013) [-]
I hope Michigan becomes a part of Canada and can't play in any more tournaments!
User avatar #338 - princeofbrokensoul (03/26/2013) [-]
only hop on if you want to man
names Aeon Tatsuya
User avatar #337 - haunterbrony (03/26/2013) [-]
Say, is it possible for the Necron Destroyer Lord to take over the Baneblade, since he can possess vehicles? I'd like to know that.
User avatar #340 to #339 - haunterbrony (03/26/2013) [-]
Would be overkill o.o
User avatar #333 to #332 - phantomsniperr (03/22/2013) [-]
stalker
User avatar #334 to #333 - lunargreenhouse ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Said mister mega stalker
User avatar #335 to #334 - phantomsniperr (03/22/2013) [-]
shhh im a ninja
User avatar #336 to #335 - lunargreenhouse ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Stalker Ninja
#321 - haunterbrony (03/19/2013) [-]
Now the FMA fandom does strange shippings...
Now the FMA fandom does strange shippings...
User avatar #323 to #322 - haunterbrony (03/19/2013) [-]
Gluttony and Ed... really now?
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