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#6 - I'm not excusing him for lying, but people should really stop …  [+] (4 new replies) 7 hours ago on posttwo irl 0
#18 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
yeah....but... he showed "in game footage" not just B-Roll stuff, he actually played some of the times he was flying through his Lies, they literally just removed content as the game got closer to release. some of it was just pre rendered garbage, but a lot of stuff they showed was "in game footage"
#19 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
That, and on top of him lying even after it was released
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#17 - fuzzyballs (5 hours ago) [-]
look
go ahead and believe them, as long as it makes sense
like I remember back in Skyrim they said that taking all the crops outside of towns would disrupt the economy in a city and increase it's prices
I saw that and though "no fucking way that the same people who made Oblivion and Fallout 3 added something like that" and I was right
what a surprise
when it sounds too good/realistic to be on a game, it fucking is
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#9 - chusmimax (7 hours ago) [-]
I will believe what they say, it doesn't mean i will preorder, but i will ertainly believe all so that i feel the lack if it was a lie.

overhype=/=believe
#42 - I'm so envious of his home. That sweet-ass brick behind the co… 8 hours ago on Pippen Hot Jontron Reactions 0
#7 - Hot damn that's some next level Animu-eyes.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2016 on Oh well +13
#12 - anon (08/28/2016) [-]
i'm fairly sure this is the anime where the producers kept demanding bigger eyes, so eventually the animators just went "fuck it, we'll have them be 90% of their face" and the producers loved it.
#14 - Picture 08/28/2016 on Found Out I'm Gay +9
#15 - "Now, you're a fully fledged Pyromancer!" ~ Pyro Bae 08/28/2016 on Pyromancer 0
#8 - Did you just ******* assume their genders? 08/28/2016 on Legs +64
#29 - KotH is filled to the brim with grade-A quotes. 08/28/2016 on If Tumblr wrote bedtime... +4
#31 - tHEY TURN ON CAPS LOCK BUT HOLD SHIFT FOR THE FIRST LETTER OUT…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2016 on Teletubbies +5
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#54 - mvtjets (08/28/2016) [-]
that actually explains a lot
#17 - Oh my god Fruits Basket, this is a blast from the past. 08/27/2016 on Impressive evidence +6
#9 - I've been asked out by 6 different women in my life. All of wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2016 on fish +1
#11 - doctorshrinker (08/27/2016) [-]
At risk of sounding rude:
Typically, people who are gay act very effeminate. People who act effeminate are therefore very woman-esque. It kinda goes after the joke that being gay is best because you're basically dating another one of yourself (a man). The same goes for women, and the idea of a man acting very close to a woman makes them attracted to you.
I'm not gay, but if I was, I wouldn't go after a flamer. I'm not assuming you skip around with hot pink clothing and frosted tips, but if you have the voice and use the gestures or any stereotypical action, I may feel you're coming off too strong or you may be joking.

But hey, I'm not gay. I could be spouting this from my ass.