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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Dark Souls
X-box Gamertag: MushyBird
Interests: Dark Souls
Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:Pen Island
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#16109
Highest Comment Rank:#3011
Comment Thumbs: 1776 total,  1936 ,  160
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 94% (94/100)
Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
Total Comments Made:624
FJ Points:1495
Sometimes I hide in the oven and hope someone turns me into cookies. It's pretty fun being made of marshmallows, but it's difficult to be in the line of work I'm in. As a firefighter, I shoot Pyromancers with my laser gun pinata named Rodriguez Montivo Alabaster III. Spaghetti is quite likely to be the greatest human invention since spaghetti. I like Dark Souls, so Praise the Sun and what-not... I don't like talking about myself, so how about we talk about you, baby? What's yo name?

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#102 - I made around 200000 BloodEchoes from helping with Vicar Ameli…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Calling for help! 0
User avatar #112 - crispybomb (04/06/2015) [-]
I made it past that boss fight and am probably too high leveled to assist anybody with it because I've heard you need to be around the same level. I've been helping people with the Hemwick witch fight and I get about 6000 souls.
#160 - Holy crap, I found the exact same type of knife in the woo… 03/17/2015 on Knife Porn +1
#158 - My cat acts like a dog. I feel more confused than a p… 03/17/2015 on cat people vs dog people... 0
#37 - I too enjoy VG Cats. 03/17/2015 on They don't know my knife +1
#76 - I miss it so much... 03/17/2015 on Hello kitty 0
#55 - I spit up my formula when the shell said "NoOo" in t… 03/16/2015 on What is your name? 0
#167 - Something tells me this is Chinese. If someone …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on What a time to be alive 0
#172 - mastercolossus (03/16/2015) [-]
its both.
#52 - That'd be so fuggin rad. Pipboy gamepad that doesn't make the … 03/09/2015 on Wii U +4
#100 - So what? Just a few bags of snow and some Monopoly money. 03/09/2015 on Back seat of taxi +2
#33 - Why do people from way-back look so different from people now-…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on Old people when they were... +2
User avatar #35 - hamsterball (03/01/2015) [-]
you're not the only one, perhaps it was just how they ate, how they exercised, or etc.


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