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phantomonkey Avatar Level 201 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Dark Souls
X-box Gamertag: MushyBird
Interests: Dark Souls
Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:Pen Island
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Comment Ranking:#13162
Highest Comment Rank:#3011
Comment Thumbs: 1163 total,  1246 ,  83
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 201 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 202 Comments: Comedic Genius
Total Comments Made:353
FJ Points:1020
Sometimes I hide in the oven and hope someone turns me into cookies. It's pretty fun being made of marshmallows, but it's difficult to be in the line of work I'm in. As a firefighter, I shoot Pyromancers with my laser gun pinata named Rodriguez Montivo Alabaster III. Spaghetti is quite likely to be the greatest human invention since spaghetti. I like Dark Souls, so Praise the Sun and what-not... I don't like talking about myself, so how about we talk about you, baby? What's yo name?

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User avatar #60 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
There are people who believe humans were once one being with both sexes imposed on it and God just separated the two sexes... so ya... god is a hermaphrodite...?
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User avatar #33 - froggets (06/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, I can agree, but when the writer has to put in "I learned this ability while no one was watching"-bullshit several times just because he can't handle all the plot holes, you're starting to wonder what's going on... I also really love the "Ichigo is winning! ichigo is loosing! ichigo is thinking about his friends and his past 'N shit, he is now super powerful because of friendship and shit no one really cares about"
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#49 - nemecyst (06/22/2014) [-]
I see what you did there
#53 - smellmyfaceforswag (06/22/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I don't get it. Could you please explain?
User avatar #56 - nemecyst (06/22/2014) [-]
When you're selecting characters in a lot of fighting games it shows them in their passive state, which is generally bouncing, like in the gif.
User avatar #58 - smellmyfaceforswag (06/22/2014) [-]
Thank you my good man/woman!
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