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phantomonkey Avatar Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Dark Souls
X-box Gamertag: MushyBird
Interests: Dark Souls
Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:11/21/2014
Location:Pen Island
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Comment Ranking:#6629
Highest Comment Rank:#3011
Comment Thumbs: 1483 total,  1615 ,  132
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 56.99% (57/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:477
FJ Points:1258
Sometimes I hide in the oven and hope someone turns me into cookies. It's pretty fun being made of marshmallows, but it's difficult to be in the line of work I'm in. As a firefighter, I shoot Pyromancers with my laser gun pinata named Rodriguez Montivo Alabaster III. Spaghetti is quite likely to be the greatest human invention since spaghetti. I like Dark Souls, so Praise the Sun and what-not... I don't like talking about myself, so how about we talk about you, baby? What's yo name?

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#63 - Homagawd that's amazingly accurate. 11/05/2014 on Law and Order -1
#57 - House M.D. -House is up to his hilarious antics -&qu…  [+] (22 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Law and Order +38
#61 - ILoveFurries (11/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #63 - phantomonkey (11/05/2014) [-]
Homagawd that's amazingly accurate.
#58 - xerixima (11/05/2014) [-]
Between OP and your response, I lost it. Good job. 10/10.
User avatar #64 - ILoveFurries (11/05/2014) [-]
Since when are you on FJ, Pimp?
User avatar #67 - xerixima (11/05/2014) [-]
I've always been here. I just lurk.
User avatar #69 - ILoveFurries (11/05/2014) [-]
Do you even know who I am?
User avatar #68 - ILoveFurries (11/05/2014) [-]
I see.
#70 - xerixima (11/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, u Foxi
#71 - ILoveFurries (11/05/2014) [-]
Not trying to sound like a dick, but why the friend request? We kind of parted ways on bad terms.
User avatar #73 - xerixima (11/05/2014) [-]
I can't even remember it. So let bygones be bygones?
#75 - ILoveFurries (11/05/2014) [-]
I wish, but the main reason I left was because no one would hear me when I talked. Comet invited Yogeerts and Tenb to our MvM game, and they did the same thing. How do I know the same thing won't happen again?
#77 - xerixima (11/05/2014) [-]
You don't have to come back if you don't want to, but last I checked, this if FJ, not the skype group.
#78 - ILoveFurries (11/05/2014) [-]
Part of me wants to. I like friends, and I like you guys when you aren't ignoring me. I know I'm paranoid to hell, but how do I know the same thing won't happen, here, between you and I?
#79 - xerixima (11/05/2014) [-]
Quite frankly, it's the internet. You can't guarantee anything. Either way, it's forum based and not audio-chat based, so... there's that...
#87 - bonklord (11/05/2014) [-]
This entire little thread.

I was reading this like you and ILoveFurries were talking about a conflict from years ago, and are now reflecting on how trivial and pointless the fight was.

Freaking beautiful man.
#89 - Byte (11/05/2014) [-]
Threatrics!
#81 - Byte (11/05/2014) [-]
#82 - xerixima (11/05/2014) [-]
#84 - Byte (11/05/2014) [-]
#85 - xerixima (11/05/2014) [-]
#98 - aphoticnefelibata (11/05/2014) [-]
What's the source of that video?
I forgot the name lqtm.
User avatar #100 - xerixima (11/05/2014) [-]

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