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User avatar #69765 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/03/2014) [+] (1 child)
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MLP board important links in reply
User avatar #23144 - phanact, master of orange objects (11/25/2012) [+] (1 child)
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User avatar #69979 - hopeful ONLINE (25 minutes ago) [-]
User avatar #69981 to #69980 - hopeful ONLINE (21 minutes ago) [-]
Phanact, God of FunnyJunk.

How come Fj sucks ****** titties now? I miss the old fj, you're the last link I feel to this website. </3 ps send nudes pls
User avatar #69982 to #69981 - phanact, master of orange objects (20 minutes ago) [-]
Awww. Yeah I dunno, websites change over time, and that's inevitable
User avatar #69977 - fluttergrey (33 minutes ago) [-]
We'll need to compile a list of outdated mods that are 1.6.4 compatible still. I found a few such as the morph mod. Many of them should stabilize the server more, when I implemented the new morph one it fixed the problem of not being able to transform into certain mobs. I know the server spam messages at the beginning with out of date mod messages as well.
User avatar #69978 to #69977 - phanact, master of orange objects (32 minutes ago) [-]
Wait wait
we're updating right?
User avatar #69971 - thatnathandrake ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
only way i get to leave
you win i cant deal with your **** okay
ill be gone forever
so just ban me like you did to dylan
User avatar #69972 to #69971 - thatnathandrake ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
screw the site and screw everyone here
User avatar #69973 to #69972 - phanact, master of orange objects (1 hour ago) [-]
Dylan broke the rules of the site and he full well knew that. He cost me my moderator position and deserved the permanant ban he got out of the gate.

If you really want to leave so much, then you would.
the fact that you stay here proves you just come here for attention, since you contribute nothing to the thread
User avatar #69974 to #69973 - thatnathandrake ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
i cant leave im addicted to this place
i tried 5 months
this site is a drug
#69975 to #69974 - phanact, master of orange objects (1 hour ago) [-]
The only effective way to quit any drug is to go cold turkey

So if you really want to leave, do it. Stay strong and do it.
User avatar #69976 to #69975 - thatnathandrake ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
this is because of you
im tired of you picking on me and everyone else
i never hurt anyone and i get treated like this
User avatar #69969 - idunnolol (3 hours ago) [-]
Your profile looks like ****
User avatar #69966 - Princess Celestia (4 hours ago) [-]
Love the profile
User avatar #69968 to #69967 - Princess Celestia (4 hours ago) [-]
I'm still trying to find a good banner image that would suit my scheme
User avatar #69960 - iknowuwant (4 hours ago) [-]
Okay i just read all the stuff you sent me plus some other stuff
User avatar #69961 to #69960 - phanact, master of orange objects (4 hours ago) [-]
Well all the stuff I linked to you is in the guide section on the forum, accessible w/o an account. Its just the files section that's hidden till you get authorized
User avatar #69963 to #69961 - iknowuwant (4 hours ago) [-]
Do i just get authorized after a certain amount of time or do i have to do something specific?
User avatar #69964 to #69963 - phanact, master of orange objects (4 hours ago) [-]
Gotta wait for an admin to do it
User avatar #69962 to #69961 - iknowuwant (4 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #69959 - garymotherfingoak (8 hours ago) [-]
0/10 not enough orange
User avatar #69954 - goldfangz (9 hours ago) [-]
hey, when youre feeling better. could you help me setup a smelter?
User avatar #69955 to #69954 - phanact, master of orange objects (9 hours ago) [-]
probably not
i hate working on them
you can use mine as an example tho
User avatar #69944 to #69943 - phanact, master of orange objects (12 hours ago) [-]
berry good
how have you been recently
#69945 to #69944 - ecov (12 hours ago) [-]
good but my deployment basically starts at the end of january. So I'll be on ship for like over a year
good but my deployment basically starts at the end of january. So I'll be on ship for like over a year
User avatar #69957 to #69945 - lightarcanine (8 hours ago) [-]
What day?
User avatar #69946 to #69945 - phanact, master of orange objects (12 hours ago) [-]
That feeeeeeeel when

this happened to me last night
#69947 to #69946 - ecov (12 hours ago) [-]
youre ok though right?
youre ok though right?
User avatar #69948 to #69947 - phanact, master of orange objects (12 hours ago) [-]
Idk my neck hurts a bit
im more concerned about the car
#69952 to #69951 - phanact, master of orange objects (12 hours ago) [-]
Internet hugs are never the same though
#69953 to #69952 - ecov (12 hours ago) [-]
I'd give you a real hug if i could
User avatar #69896 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/26/2014) [-]
WARNING: THESE FILES HAVE POSSIBLE LIFE-CHANGING CONSEQUENCES ATTACHED TO THEM. PLEASE CONSIDER THE POSSIBLE RISKS ATTACHED TO THE EFFECTS OF THESE FILES.The contents of these files can and have been known to cause IRREVERSIBLE mental effects and should only be used if you are over the age of 18 and are 100% SURE that you want to be hypnotized into being a pony. THIS IS NOT A TOY OR A GAME. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK. Please take time to consider what you are about to do, before participating in Pony Hypno. Please note you run the risk of being an adorable technicolor equine for the rest of your days. The parties in association with HypnoPony accept no liabilities caused by misuse of said content.

Side effects may include: hooflock, accidental tulpa, temporary inability to walk, talking in a squeaky fallsetto, getting laughed at/beaten at school, changes in sexual orientation and wanting to be the pet. These could range from mild to moderate and could be permanent.

Hypnosis is a mind altering technique that can come with serious consequence, like any other Mind Altering technique, please refrain from use when your full attention is required, such as while driving or operating heavy machinery.

The disclaimer is multipurpose, it is to ensure that you (the user of such files) is thoroughly informed of the risks and that you realize that you could be (and we cannot stress this enough) permanently altering your mindset and perspective of reality. We are not responsible for your actions. We provide these free of charge files so that responsible persons can enjoy them. We are not forcing you to do this, you have done it of your own choice and are therefore the responsible party.

Terms and other need to know things:

Emotional Kernel Panic: When the effects of one hypnosis file attempt to overwrite another hypnosis file, causing an identity crisis or crisis of desire. Can be anywhere from annoying, to painfully mind wrenching. Avoided by not switching between similar files.
Hooflock: an inability to move fingers due to a hoof illusion. This is a common effect as one comes out of trance.

Fundamentals of Responsible Psychoactive Use (v2.1)

Investigate the health risks and dangers of the specific psychoactive and of the class of drugs to which it belongs.
Learn about interactions and contraindications with other recreational drugs, medications, supplements, and activities.
Review individual health concerns, predispositions, and family health history.
Be aware of relevant laws and penalties.
Choose a source or product carefully to help ensure correct identification and purity. (Try to avoid materials with an unknown source or of unknown quality.)
Know whether the drug is likely to impair the ability to drive, operate equipment, or pay attention to necessary tasks.
Take oneself "off duty" from responsibilities that might be interfered with (job, child care, etc.), and arrange for someone else to be "on duty".
Anticipate reasonably foreseeable risks to oneself and others, and employ safeguards to minimize those risks.
Choose an appropriate occasion and location for use.
Decide how much to use and measure dosages carefully.
Begin with a low dose u*-ntil individual reactions are known and thereafter use the minimum dose necessary to achieve the desired effects: lower doses are safer doses.
Reflect on and adjust use to minimize physical and mental health problems.
Note changes in health over time that may be related to use.
Modify use if it interferes with work or personal goals.
Check in with peers and family, and accept feedback about one's use.
Track reactions to specific drugs and dosages in order to avoid repeating mistakes.
Seek treatment if needed.
Decide not to use if the time isn't right, the material is suspect, or the situation is otherwise problematic.
As discussed in the Cato Unbound essay, this list applies not only to people who consider themselves "drug users", but also to the vast majority of the population who at one time or another use any psychoactive substance. We live in a world filled with materials and technologies that affect the mind, including alcohol or coffee, over-the-counter DXM-containing cough medicines, prescription antidepressants, legal plants and herbs such as Piper methysticum (kava), and illegal chemicals like LSD.
Users of any of these could benefit from following the guidelines above.

Hypnosis can be as dangerous as any other mind altering process, it is important that you know what you are getting into.

________________________________________________________________________________ ________________________


1. One shall not consider long-term hypnosis or the creation of tulpa without having at least 6 hours of sleep in the past 18 hours.
R: Brain power is in fact refreshed by sleep. Specifically, in regards to decision making and will. If you are considering major changes, doing so without sleep can easily lead to poor decisions. GET SOME DAMN REST AND COME BACK REFRESHED.

2. One shall set a clear goal for themselves in hypnosis, and strive to carefully select a file based on that goal, preferably with the help of others. If one wants physical changes alone, edit out or get help to edit it out the personality bits, and vice versa.
R: Hesitation in the use of the "full" (Personality + Body) files can easily lead to dire ramifications, up to and including the creation of tulpa spontaneously.

3. One shall read every script you consider thoroughly, before using it.
R: These files are made with specific effects, triggers, and in most cases, implant an urge to continue. You need to be clear on this, because it *will* affect your later decisions in regard to hypnosis and thus you *need* to make your original decision worthwhile.

4. One shall make attempt to understand the process of doing hypnosis or making a tulpa adequately before beginning, and shall attempt to seek guidance where needed.
R: We've all had bad spots in regards to the processes, and honestly a lot of them could have been avoided if we didn't let excitement, nervousness or fear get the better of us. Learning will ease the process.

5. You will own up to your actions and mistakes. The choices you make are yours, and no one will force them on you. If you choose to act foolishly, accept your lot and push forward with it, there is no going back. We will help you every damn step of the way that you let us, but this is ultimately on you.
R: You have been warned.

Finally, by doing hypnosis, tulpa, or any other mind altering practice, you are firmly taking responsibility for your actions as an adult. Yes, this means that you confirm that you are a legal adult by doing this, and waive the liability of the community for the mistakes you may make.

User avatar #69940 to #69896 - theorangefox (12/26/2014) [-]
Someone took the time to write all this? Sorry but I just can't take it seriously, it's nothing to do with ponies, I just don't believe in hypnosis, I'm a see it to believe it person.
User avatar #69942 to #69941 - theorangefox (12/26/2014) [-]
I am aware there are some mental aspects we shouldn't mess with. Outer body experience is one of them.
#69910 to #69896 - wigglyjr (12/26/2014) [-]
Wanting to be a pet? Phanny, you want a leather or studded collar? jk
This seems like a reasonable disclaimer. What are you worried about, specifically?
User avatar #69916 to #69911 - wigglyjr (12/26/2014) [-]
Meh. The spontanious tulpa part sounded cool, but you can banish one if You were a heartless monster something didn't go well.

This does seem a bit more extreme than a simple tulpa, though. But it doesn't quite sound like hypnosis.
User avatar #69917 to #69916 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/26/2014) [-]
I think that's a disclaimer warning you of something that could happen if you do not excercise the level of caution they require.
User avatar #69918 to #69917 - wigglyjr (12/26/2014) [-]
Exaclty. Your average disclaimer.

What are they estimating for the completion of one of these sessions?
User avatar #69919 to #69918 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/26/2014) [-]
What do you mean estimating?
User avatar #69920 to #69919 - wigglyjr (12/26/2014) [-]
Estimation time.
User avatar #69923 to #69921 - wigglyjr (12/26/2014) [-]
If you were thinking about doing it, you'd kinda want to know.

This doesn't seem that bad, and you wouldn't do anything you normally wouldn't do while hypnotized.
User avatar #69925 to #69923 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/26/2014) [-]
Well if idk how long they'll be, I suppose I'll wait till tomorrow night. Lemme read up about it a little more.
User avatar #69927 to #69925 - wigglyjr (12/26/2014) [-]
You should. It does say to sleep on the idea.

Read thoroghly. You're likely to end up with a voice in your head. How you follow the steps may effect wheather or not you actually want it.
User avatar #69928 to #69927 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/26/2014) [-]
yeah so let me see it through
im concerned about doing something i wont be able to reverse
User avatar #69929 to #69928 - wigglyjr (12/26/2014) [-]
You won't permanently think you're a pony, if that's what you're worried about.
User avatar #69931 to #69929 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/26/2014) [-]
And how can you be sure? the disclaimer says otheriwse
User avatar #69934 to #69931 - wigglyjr (12/26/2014) [-]
Maybe if you were something of a "ponykin" that would happen, but you're not like that.
User avatar #69936 to #69934 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/26/2014) [-]
Well, I think I'm gonna go ahead with it, but probably on a night where I do not work the next day.
I'm not sure if I work on Saturday or not, but I do work on Sunday.
So we'll see how this goes, but I'll continue reading up about it
User avatar #69937 to #69936 - wigglyjr (12/26/2014) [-]
Good luck.

Keep me informed, will you?
User avatar #69938 to #69937 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/26/2014) [-]
I will do my best.

For now I think I'm gonna watch topgear
User avatar #69939 to #69938 - wigglyjr (12/26/2014) [-]
Of course. Have fun!
User avatar #69932 to #69930 - wigglyjr (12/26/2014) [-]
That's too extreme of a mental and physical change. It ain't happening without the assistance of drugs.
User avatar #69933 to #69932 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/26/2014) [-]
But you never know that. The brain is a powerful thing.
User avatar #69935 to #69933 - wigglyjr (12/26/2014) [-]
I'm fully aware.
User avatar #69924 to #69922 - wigglyjr (12/26/2014) [-]
Fok that's fast.
User avatar #69926 to #69924 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/26/2014) [-]
See, I have no idea lmao
User avatar #69899 to #69896 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
im now curious
User avatar #69904 to #69900 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
so are you gonna do this to your self?
User avatar #69905 to #69904 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/26/2014) [-]
I'm not sure, after this. I was thinking about it a little bit, but now I'm not sure if its just a thought during the session, or if its actually like a permanant thing.
User avatar #69908 to #69905 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
like is it a set of videos cause im curious if this works and i wanna try it for the hell of it
User avatar #69909 to #69908 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/26/2014) [-]
Yeah but according to that disclaimer its not something you just try for the hell of it
User avatar #69912 to #69909 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
true, but its interesting i think
User avatar #69913 to #69912 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/26/2014) [-]
Lemme think this through a little bit more.
User avatar #69914 to #69913 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
id say so, or at least a way to get out of it
User avatar #69915 to #69914 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/26/2014) [-]
Yea I'm just a little skeptical
#69897 to #69896 - zzRedzz ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #69901 to #69898 - zzRedzz ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
You're going to hypnotize yourself into thinking you're a pony?
User avatar #69902 to #69901 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/26/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know. I think so.
User avatar #69906 to #69902 - zzRedzz ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
Irreversible mental effects sounds pretty shady to me
User avatar #69907 to #69906 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/26/2014) [-]
Yeah... that seems a bit on the unsafe side
User avatar #69903 to #69902 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/26/2014) [-]
I'm not sure, I'm reading up about it
#69895 - hugsta ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #69894 - uberteddy (12/25/2014) [-]
I have orange hair.
#69888 - clavatfivefive (12/23/2014) [-]
and by the way   
i have a lot of alts   
a lot.   
you don't own me.
and by the way

i have a lot of alts

a lot.

you don't own me.
User avatar #69890 to #69888 - adunsaveme (12/23/2014) [-]
It takes you more time to switch accounts than it does for him to block them
User avatar #69889 to #69888 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/23/2014) [-]
I know but you're upsetting users, posting off-topic posts, and trying to rustle jimmies. Censored dragon porn is also possibly bannable, but to be nice, I'm just blocking you. Get over it. You have a lot of alts and it takes you longer to make new ones and login to other accs than it does for me to block you, so keep trying faggot but you won't get very far
User avatar #69878 to #69877 - miscarriage ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #69893 to #69875 - tranquilizer (12/24/2014) [-]
Ievall' on rytmi veres
#69873 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
please reply
i'd actually like a response from a mod that's helpful not just
hurr durr you posted child porn **** off
#69872 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
Can you get bumsnatcher taken off the ban on sight list?
it's seems kinda trivial at this point
User avatar #69874 to #69872 - garymotherfingoak (12/21/2014) [-]
phan's the one that got the trend going from what i know about it

IP bans are cleared every few months or so anyways
User avatar #69867 - hektoroftroy (12/18/2014) [-]
You're level 9.
****** surreal.
#69868 to #69867 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm actually level 90000000000 you turbonerd get on my level
User avatar #69869 to #69868 - hektoroftroy (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh right my bad.
I can't see without my glasses.
User avatar #69871 to #69870 - hektoroftroy (12/18/2014) [-]
*swishes cape*
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