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Date Signed Up:3/25/2011
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Content Ranking:#8
Comment Ranking:#151
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
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I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
User avatar #23144 - phanact (11/25/2012) [+] (1 child)
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User avatar #69670 - courageexplains (12 hours ago) [-]
Do you like Courage the Cowardly Doh
#69662 - kolpster (11/19/2014) [-]
u ghey
u ghey
User avatar #69663 to #69662 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
so am u
#69664 to #69663 - kolpster (11/19/2014) [-]
ghey 3gheyher
ghey 3gheyher
User avatar #69660 - nayytayisgod (11/19/2014) [-]
Will you ever leave here?
I can't imagine this place being much fun anymore
User avatar #69661 to #69660 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
Will you ?
User avatar #69665 to #69661 - nayytayisgod (11/19/2014) [-]
I don't come here nearly as much as you do
User avatar #69666 to #69665 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
ur mom came here
#69657 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
hey it's bum
do you wanna add me on skype
#69659 to #69658 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
whaaat
User avatar #69641 - phanacit (11/19/2014) [-]
daddy?
#69634 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2014) [-]
did light get demoded?!
User avatar #69636 to #69634 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
no
what?
#69637 to #69636 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2014) [-]
oh what
like an hour ago his name was removed
i swear
User avatar #69638 to #69637 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
maybe you're just crazy idk what you're talking about
#69639 to #69638 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2014) [-]
no
it definitely was
#69617 - subtitlesmasher (11/18/2014) [-]
After doing some math, I've come to the conclusion that you've been on funnyjunk for 3 years, 7 months, 24 days (115,257,600 seconds, 1,920,960 minutes
32,016 hours or 1334 days to be exact) so far.

Now, you have posted 281,276 comments in that time span. Now, if we count say 6 hours for sleep, 2 hours for eating, and 4 hours for "other" things during a day, that leaves us with (respectfully) 12 hours of time you could be on funnyjunk. Now, I don't think you're on it that long, so lets stretch it and say you're on FJ for 8 hours a day.

8 hours a day times times the 1335 days you've been here adds up to 10,672 hours on funnyjunk since you've been here and giving you the benefit of the doubt, we'll say 10,000 and 10,000 hours is roughly 417 days.

Now here comes the thing that blows my mind. If we take 281,276 and divide it by the days you've been here, that's roughly 670 comments a day. So going back to if you were on FJ for 8 hours a day, that would mean you posted a comment every around .6 seconds the entire 8 hours which is impossible. So with all these benefits, rounding downs and all that, I still can not fathom how you have written so many comments in the time you've been here.

Which brings me to my point....HOW. !?
User avatar #69622 to #69617 - joshlol (11/18/2014) [-]
interesting
User avatar #69623 to #69622 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
Good luck beating that.
User avatar #69626 to #69623 - joshlol (11/18/2014) [-]
I'll hire a second joshlol to post on my behlaf while I sleep
User avatar #69627 to #69626 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
That still wouldn't be able to keep up
User avatar #69628 to #69627 - joshlol (11/18/2014) [-]
maybe I could hire 12 asians or something
User avatar #69629 to #69628 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
Maybe I am 12 asians

Trust me
Examplechanology used to be like 2-3 people on the acc and even still they had trouble surpassing me in commenting
User avatar #69642 to #69629 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
im curious as to which users those were
User avatar #69643 to #69642 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah i dont remember honestly
User avatar #69644 to #69643 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
well now you know my secret
User avatar #69645 to #69644 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
i dont believe you for a single second
you pretended to be beibergotswag too lmao
User avatar #69646 to #69645 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
a couple of years ago, there was an account called noisetank. some of the top commenters came up with the idea to create an account where all of the top commenters were on one account. the only user that declined to be apart of it was like raging.brony. having multiple users on the one account was a secret and only the users who knew about the joint account were the people on it. sometimes different people were logged on at once and would make different comments on the same content. at times some would make comments on the frontpage while i made comments in the newest uploads. we received lots positive feedback and the account was rising in the ranks fast
funnyjunk.com/user/noisetank/10#10

people stopped logging on the account for different reasons. some people only wanted thumbs on their account while others were taking breaks from fj
funnyjunk.com/user/noisetank/34#34

it was a fun ride. rip noisetank
User avatar #69648 to #69646 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
but you werent example
User avatar #69650 to #69648 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
never said i was lol.

although noisetank was an example of example
User avatar #69651 to #69650 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah
i never agreed with joint accounts tho imo
its just not fair imo
User avatar #69652 to #69651 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
i see nothing wrong with it

its was really fun to be apart of it. it was cool to see the different types of comments made from one acc. some commented with reaction pictures, some edited content, some just typed clever jokes without pictures, etc. getting notifications from comments you never made was pretty interesting also
User avatar #69653 to #69652 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
no i agree that its interesting but everyone else who got high ranks worked alone rather than with people
that's why i think its unfair
ive worked for every single comment ive made on this account
its mine
im very protective
User avatar #69654 to #69653 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
same as me with my account shadowrated but i dont see why you would call making comments "work".

i have a question. if we created a new joint account with only users in like the top 10 of comment rankings, could you and addy try to shut it down?
User avatar #69655 to #69654 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
its not against the rules even if i dont agree w/ it
User avatar #69656 to #69655 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
**** i cant make rapeityrape. lol
User avatar #69649 to #69648 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
ive had sunset ask me to joint acc with him and ive declined
i dont think its fair
User avatar #69647 to #69646 - noisetank (11/19/2014) [-]
**** you im not dead
#69621 to #69617 - xxangelisxx (11/18/2014) [-]
I can see that you are new here. Phan is eternal, phan is infinite, he does not obey to physics and time dimensions.
User avatar #69618 to #69617 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
Get this
I only made a few thousand in the first year. Most of these comments are from after when I joined the brony board in late may of 2012
How does THAT make sense ?
User avatar #69619 to #69618 - subtitlesmasher (11/18/2014) [-]
So that could easily make your comments per day by average go to like .. what.. 1700 a day every 0.3-4 seconds? which makes it even more confusing.

I am genuinely intrigued about how this has all been possible.
User avatar #69620 to #69619 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
account that i was on fj for 14 hrs a day instead of 8
where does the math go now
#69624 to #69620 - subtitlesmasher (11/18/2014) [-]
That turns it into 18,000 hours, but if most of the comments only happened in say, two years instead of the 3 years and 7 months, that brings...						****					 I can't do it anymore.
That turns it into 18,000 hours, but if most of the comments only happened in say, two years instead of the 3 years and 7 months, that brings... **** I can't do it anymore.
User avatar #69625 to #69624 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
Come on I wanna know
User avatar #69630 to #69625 - subtitlesmasher (11/18/2014) [-]
Ok Ok.

18,000 hours in the 3 years and 7 months, but since the new info, that means that was MOSTLY in the past 2 years, so let's say the number of time spent in the first 2 years was less than the most active two years, cut off the first two years entirely and say roughly 16,000 hours have been spent on here in 2 years.

16,000 hours is 666(.667) days. so yes, you're the antichrist

So going back to 281,276 divided by 666 is 422 comments a day for two years. So that actually would up your time per comment to more than 1.2 seconds per comment instead of 0.6 seconds

SO that extra 4 hours a day actually makes it look better, but still
User avatar #69631 to #69630 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
Even still thats ******* absurd
thanks for reminding me im a no life
User avatar #69632 to #69631 - subtitlesmasher (11/18/2014) [-]
Oh, don't mention it.
But see, I'm no better and I'll share my stats, too. Since I've downloaded my timer, as seen, I've spent 88 (rounded to 100 for FJ 2) in 57 days.

4 days on funnyjunk in 57 days (two months to make it easy)
4 days every 2 months means 24 days per year.
I've been doing the same thing last year, meaning 2 out of 4 years ive been here adds up to around 44 days in two years.
The prior year was less, so say I spent 2 days every 2 months which brings that to 12 days that year.
But the first year I was here, i spent as much time as I did this year, adding another 24 days.

SO the grand total I've spent staring at funnyjunk in 4ish years is about 80 days.

Almost 3 months of my life have been spent staring at this site in 4 years.
I've only posted about 4000 things in general over all my accounts in that time, but still, for how little I post compare to you, 80 days in 4 years vs your time doesn't make me have that much more of a life, even though I was going to school too.

User avatar #69608 - andranadu ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
hey phanny hows the family
User avatar #69610 to #69609 - andranadu ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
thats good
User avatar #69612 to #69611 - andranadu ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
i dont want you cheerios
User avatar #69613 to #69612 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
is my sis birthday and lightarcanines
User avatar #69614 to #69613 - andranadu ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
i know about the last part
wish your sis a happy birthday from me
User avatar #69615 to #69614 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
okay
'hey sis some fag from fj named andarnadu wished u a happy birtday'

'what'
User avatar #69616 to #69615 - andranadu ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
say andrew
User avatar #69607 - mapleknight (11/18/2014) [-]
**** outta here
#69606 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #69605 - hatechan (11/18/2014) [-]
My Little Pony Season 5 Teaser (Spring 2015) - Twilight Sparkle Recap
User avatar #69591 - shrekissorry (11/17/2014) [-]
hey phanact i know you h8 me but im srry for posting **** in sfw and photoshopping your face please forgive me tysm
-shrekis
User avatar #69589 - tranquilizer (11/17/2014) [-]
Phanact

likes



hors
User avatar #69569 - lolwtfbbqryan (11/17/2014) [-]
srs tho where would i go about finishing my mod stuff
User avatar #69570 to #69569 - phanact (11/17/2014) [-]
idk ask xenxio
User avatar #69571 to #69570 - xenxio (11/17/2014) [-]
am i like...in charge of making mods now?

can we just roll with that?
User avatar #69573 to #69571 - lolwtfbbqryan (11/17/2014) [-]
yo
so my computer ****** up in the middle of me becoming a mod. i passed the test that they set up, i have emails and stuff if you need proof, but ye i wanna become a mod
User avatar #69575 to #69573 - xenxio (11/17/2014) [-]
one moment
User avatar #69577 to #69575 - lolwtfbbqryan (11/17/2014) [-]
i still have the email. i can forward it to you if you want. it was the application
User avatar #69579 to #69577 - xenxio (11/17/2014) [-]
i said wait
User avatar #69586 to #69585 - xenxio (11/17/2014) [-]
screenshot the email and post it on my profile. also the results too if you can/ anything that isnt too personal
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User avatar #69572 to #69571 - phanact (11/17/2014) [-]
what does epicly do
User avatar #69574 to #69572 - xenxio (11/17/2014) [-]
check misflags...but posttwo does that way more than he does.plus he hasnt logged in four days
User avatar #69576 to #69574 - phanact (11/17/2014) [-]
would he have been removed ?
User avatar #69578 to #69576 - xenxio (11/17/2014) [-]
i think admin removed that because ashedust still hasnt been removed and he got drafted.

so we could have some real inactive mods. one being level 10
User avatar #69582 to #69578 - phanact (11/17/2014) [-]
but yeah if u wanna hire new mods idc go for it we do need somke
User avatar #69584 to #69582 - xenxio (11/17/2014) [-]
alright.
User avatar #69593 to #69584 - LegititmateKyle (11/18/2014) [-]
ayyy lmao. I'm ready to moderate.
User avatar #69595 to #69593 - xenxio (11/18/2014) [-]
who r u
User avatar #69596 to #69595 - LegititmateKyle (11/18/2014) [-]
A user, who's been around for a while, and never caused any trouble
User avatar #69592 to #69584 - hatechan (11/17/2014) [-]
*cough* *cough*
new mods you say?
User avatar #69599 to #69594 - hatechan (11/18/2014) [-]
WELL
I'd be happy to help out
just give me a call ;)
User avatar #69600 to #69599 - xenxio (11/18/2014) [-]
girls cant be mods
User avatar #69602 to #69601 - xenxio (11/18/2014) [-]
dat eyeliner tho

you dig that eyeliner
User avatar #69603 to #69602 - hatechan (11/18/2014) [-]
make me a mod
User avatar #69604 to #69603 - xenxio (11/18/2014) [-]
iunnnooooo
User avatar #69580 to #69578 - phanact (11/17/2014) [-]
**** thats an issue
User avatar #69581 to #69580 - xenxio (11/17/2014) [-]
so what do you want to do?
User avatar #69583 to #69581 - phanact (11/17/2014) [-]
ill have to talk w/ epicly
User avatar #69565 - thewillow (11/16/2014) [-]
I'm going to shag your ex-girlfriend, m8.
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