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Latest users (4): admin, applecopy, johndapro, strawfootlong, anonymous(3).
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
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I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
User avatar #23144 - phanact (11/25/2012) [+] (1 child)
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User avatar #68552 - themongoose ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
You...are alive?
User avatar #68551 - applecopy ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4326356/America/

Could I get banned for posting something like this?
User avatar #68545 - admin (1 hour ago) [-]
why are you using that avatar
User avatar #68546 to #68545 - phanact (1 hour ago) [-]
\"''''\"\"&#92;\""&#92;"""||'"&#92;""&#92;"""|"""|'''&#92;'&#92;''''''&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&
User avatar #68547 to #68546 - admin (1 hour ago) [-]
hey **** off idiot you knmow i get pissed as hell when you joke around when im being serious

tell me now ******* cunt
User avatar #68548 to #68547 - phanact (1 hour ago) [-]
ok
i was just using it as a joke
it wasl ike
cuz we liked when testing was around and he isnt anymore
rip
User avatar #68549 to #68548 - admin (1 hour ago) [-]
he was one of the only two smart people on the whole site ever
so it made me think he haxed something

User avatar #68550 to #68549 - phanact (1 hour ago) [-]
nah
he didnt im just ******* around
whatever happened to him
User avatar #68554 to #68550 - admin (16 minutes ago) [-]
got bored and found another site that interested him
i didnt have much time to talk with him at the time
User avatar #68535 - fjaddictftw (4 hours ago) [-]
My favorite pony is Rainbowel Dasher, he is a Pony that likes to trap and anally fist humans with his 40 pound hooves.
User avatar #68536 to #68535 - tranquilizer (3 hours ago) [-]
Yeah okay
you almost beat me in being weird
User avatar #68537 to #68536 - tranquilizer (3 hours ago) [-]
oh apparently I'm not on the retard forum anymore
well my comment still stands
User avatar #68531 - jimmypageftw ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
phanact.com/
wtf is this
User avatar #68532 to #68531 - phanact (11 hours ago) [-]
my website?
User avatar #68533 to #68532 - jimmypageftw ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
these links
i cant even
User avatar #68539 to #68533 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
but i cant into even either
User avatar #68553 to #68539 - jimmypageftw ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
bbz
what a strange website
User avatar #68501 - miscarriage ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
when are you getting god in content lame-o
#68503 to #68502 - miscarriage ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
How're things?
User avatar #68504 to #68503 - phanact (19 hours ago) [-]
good
and u?
#68505 to #68504 - miscarriage ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Good.

I moved into dorms last week
started classes Monday. They're going good so far.
Got a job and **** here in town
User avatar #68506 to #68505 - phanact (19 hours ago) [-]
how much do u get paid
User avatar #68507 to #68506 - miscarriage ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
min wage lol
User avatar #68508 to #68507 - phanact (19 hours ago) [-]
gross
thats gay af yo
but hey its money i guess

im on vacation right now
User avatar #68509 to #68508 - miscarriage ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Yah
Even worse it's McDonald's

But the coworkers are super nice and the schedule is super flexible around school

Where you at?
User avatar #68510 to #68509 - phanact (19 hours ago) [-]
idk some big lake in va on vacation
its far but we're renting a house
its too bad its internet is slow

i didnt do anything today because my legs hurt from jetskiiing all day yesterday
just played AOE
masterig some ****
User avatar #68511 to #68510 - miscarriage ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Oh sweet. Sounds pretty okay.

These dorms are weird
it's like living in a hotel kinda.
but the showers are nicer

Also rip in chocolate helicopters, im a nobody on FJ now
User avatar #68512 to #68511 - phanact (19 hours ago) [-]
yeah but thats ok
the board knows you and thats probably all that matters
User avatar #68513 to #68512 - miscarriage ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
So many newfags on board tho
User avatar #68514 to #68513 - phanact (19 hours ago) [-]
tfw
User avatar #68515 to #68514 - miscarriage ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
;~;
User avatar #68516 to #68515 - phanact (19 hours ago) [-]
attention is the best **** yo dont let anyone lie to u
User avatar #68517 to #68516 - miscarriage ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
I know it is
User avatar #68498 - lightarcanine (08/20/2014) [-]
There are many things that need to be erased

okay work now bye
User avatar #68499 to #68498 - phanact (08/20/2014) [-]
nice vine
bye
User avatar #68497 to #68496 - phanact (08/20/2014) [-]
we can make him leave 2 night
User avatar #68476 - Sunset ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
you mind not lying about me and trying to start controversy?
User avatar #68477 to #68476 - phanact (08/20/2014) [-]
LINK ME TO WHEREI IED
User avatar #68479 to #68477 - ied (08/20/2014) [-]
What
User avatar #68482 to #68479 - Sunset ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
actually this is good, i think you can vouch that i wasn't involved in hacking him
User avatar #68484 to #68482 - ied (08/20/2014) [-]
i vouch
User avatar #68485 to #68484 - Sunset ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #68480 to #68479 - phanact (08/20/2014) [-]
sorriy i missed the l
User avatar #68483 to #68480 - ied (08/20/2014) [-]
oh ok
User avatar #68487 to #68478 - phanact (08/20/2014) [-]
you have always been known to associate with the wrong people
you helped mike harass me repeatedly
you are scum and that's a fact
there's no lie about that
you're always a detriment to the good people on the site and you're just a scumbag in general
User avatar #68488 to #68487 - Sunset ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
"with the wrong people" quite a bold claim there. and no, i've told mike (nippuhl) to not bother you or do anything but, as it seems, he's free to do whatever he wants. sorry i haven't put him on a leash

no, not really. the most i've done since last year was ask you what kind of conditioner you use and call you out on some things. never been involved in any hacking, nor scamming (items), nor abuse. you seem to group everyone in the skype group together and assume everyone agrees with everything everyone says and is in on everything; which is a dangerously wrong assumption. granted there's no real way to convince you of anything, but you'd have to be a fool to manage to think i don't contribute and haven't helped the site
User avatar #68489 to #68488 - phanact (08/20/2014) [-]
when you involve yourself in a group of people, that's how you get grouped and your ideals go with theirs weather or not you agree with them or not.
so get the **** over it and realize that you're grouped as scum if you associate with scum ********

you're a terrible user and you only bother me because you're jealous of me faggot
User avatar #68490 to #68489 - Sunset ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
ok

lol why would i be jealous of you? the only thing i want that you have is that you don't live with your parents, which i'll have in a year anyways. you're trying to start controversy about me to get admin to remove me as a mod because i've managed to prove i'm not a bad person and contribute, whereas you:

1) only rarely are ever involved in anything mod-related
2) get admin to do your dirty work for you
3) lash out and remove users who you don't like when they manage to mess up
4) assume everyone is below you and you are the supreme god-hand-head of the land
5) use your cronies to ban any user you don't like, keeping them in a tight iron-fist grip for some reason
User avatar #68491 to #68490 - phanact (08/20/2014) [-]
1. I could remove you right now if I ******* wanted to *******
2. I came to this website after you and ******* raped you in literally everything, thumbs, rankings, numbers, and I'm the head mod which you'll never be
3. You ******** and spam and go against what the moderators go for a lot and it pisses me off

Give me one more reason to remove you and I will.
User avatar #68493 to #68491 - Sunset ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
lol for point 1, you can remove me if you want to? what an empty threat. and then what, have admin tell you off for removing me just because you're upset at me? as for point 2, sure, you've utterly demolished me in thumbs, ranking, notoriety, and mod status. to point 3, ' ********* is a broad word and i've seen you use it to explain and describe anything you or whoever you're friends with do on the pony thread. a bit hypocritical to accuse me of ' ************ but say you and your friends do it too. yes i spammed on the tabletop board. not denying it nor have i ever. that's about the only place i've 'spammed' however, so using a recent example that can easily be debunked to showcase my status on this website seems... well, in my opinion, like you're desperate to get rid of me

what's wrong with going against what other mods say? isn't that the point of arguing on the mod board? you seem to do it a lot with admin and the other head mods; why is me butting heads with anyone else somehow different? do you seriously think people need to go with everything admin says? you can't deny he hasn't said some absolutely bonkers **** on the mod board
User avatar #68494 to #68493 - phanact (08/20/2014) [-]
holy **** you're so ******* stupid
User avatar #68495 to #68494 - Sunset ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
way to properly address my points m80. sure are proving yourself right
User avatar #68469 - purealterego (08/20/2014) [-]
So do you have an orange name because admin likes you or.....?
User avatar #68471 to #68469 - phanact (08/20/2014) [-]
head mod
User avatar #68472 to #68471 - purealterego (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh **** ... I don't even know how im supposed to know that though. Last time I even communicated with you, you were just a user... Welp have fun with that.
User avatar #68474 to #68472 - phanact (08/20/2014) [-]
ah
yeah
times have changed
User avatar #68473 to #68470 - purealterego (08/20/2014) [-]
You seem mad
User avatar #68500 to #68473 - danjazown (21 hours ago) [-]
I might be
User avatar #68518 to #68500 - purealterego (18 hours ago) [-]
you might be
User avatar #68475 to #68473 - phanact (08/20/2014) [-]
he might be
#68467 - wolfenbanes (08/20/2014) [-]
What happened to your avatar, Phen?
User avatar #68468 to #68467 - phanact (08/20/2014) [-]
its mlaze my oc
#68534 to #68468 - wolfenbanes (5 hours ago) [-]
I miss Blaze. Where is she?
User avatar #68466 - gayobliteratorhere (08/20/2014) [-]
Gonna delete this account
User avatar #68464 - youtookpoop ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
272254 comments
has only been around since 2011
do you even funnyjunk
User avatar #68465 to #68464 - phanact (08/19/2014) [-]
what doest hat mean
User avatar #68463 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
phanact you will remain
User avatar #68462 - oxymoronking ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I got this. send me a link.
User avatar #68459 - exclamation ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
totally legit question: why did you color ya pony orange and red?
User avatar #68460 to #68459 - applecopy ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Because his name is Blaze
User avatar #68461 to #68460 - exclamation ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
did he start with a name and make pony to name or start with pony and make name.
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User avatar #68456 to #68455 - dudeyouisnasty (08/18/2014) [-]
Kids getting blown away is pretty rough man.
User avatar #68457 to #68456 - alhemicar (08/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I understand, I just didn't follow on any rule changes admin did
User avatar #68458 to #68457 - dudeyouisnasty (08/18/2014) [-]
Its fine, I just use common sense, if random people on the street would scream its probably too much.
#68448 - anonymous (08/17/2014) [-]
here's my application
User avatar #68452 to #68448 - joshlol (08/17/2014) [-]
homer.png
User avatar #68447 - jeartozaox (08/17/2014) [-]
take a video of you pouring orange juice into a stocking/sock (preferably striped orange) and than repeatedly ramming your fist into the sock.
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