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Date Signed Up:3/25/2011
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Content Ranking:#6
Comment Ranking:#106
Highest Content Rank:#1
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Level 399 Content: Demi God → Level 400 Content: God
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
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I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
User avatar #23144 - phanact (11/25/2012) [+] (1 child)
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User avatar #69409 - exotic (3 hours ago) [-]
are you finally #1 subscribed?
who was or is #1?
User avatar #69408 - whomadewho (4 hours ago) [-]
you seriously didnt give me credit?
#69407 - kingdaniel (5 hours ago) [-]
Lol is this for real?
User avatar #69406 - zahidlol (8 hours ago) [-]
How are you doing?
User avatar #69400 - vanoreo (22 hours ago) [-]
Hey cutie, I was talking to my brother and he reminded me that this site existed.

Holdin' down the fort?
User avatar #69401 to #69400 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
oh wow
User avatar #69402 to #69401 - vanoreo (22 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I won't be back for an extended time.

Just checking **** out.

Anything entertaining happen?
User avatar #69403 to #69402 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
nothing really
User avatar #69404 to #69403 - vanoreo (22 hours ago) [-]
Oh, okay

See you in another couple of months/years, dork.
User avatar #69405 to #69404 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
ok bye
#69398 - abstractpink (10/30/2014) [-]
What rhymes with orange

Pls help its important
User avatar #69399 to #69398 - phanact (10/30/2014) [-]
Depends on how you say it.

Nothing does at face value
#69397 - shrekie (10/30/2014) [-]
ty
ty
User avatar #69382 - sewallman ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
You had told me that no one would believe that my car was a cop car.. I just got done driving home from work (it's 3am) and I accidentally caused an accident. A few people where racing when I turned onto broadway on my way home and then they all slammed on their brakes. One person crashed into another and then the person who got rear ended landed into the left lane.. Safe enough to say that the car who was winning got totaled and three cars had gotten damaged because of it.

tldr, less than a week after I got my car painted and got decals put onto it... I caused a 3 car accident because my car looks like a cop car at first glance.

I stopped to see if anyone was hurt, the second car's driver hit his chest against the steering wheel and I called him an ambulance.
User avatar #69385 to #69382 - maybetraffy (10/29/2014) [-]
....and?
User avatar #69386 to #69385 - phanact (10/29/2014) [-]
his idea behind having the car was to make ppl drive safer

how's that working for him
User avatar #69384 to #69382 - joshlol (10/29/2014) [-]
what car? crown victoria?
User avatar #69387 to #69384 - sewallman ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I have a 2001 police interceptor I bought from a police auction.

Phanact told me that no one looks at those cars (which are ******* cop cars) as if they're a police car.
User avatar #69389 to #69388 - sewallman ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Due to state laws, while being decommissioned, they took off the decals. I had my cousin who works in a customs shop, paint the doors back to white and put new decals on.

My car says "Zombie Defense Vehicle".. At first glance it looks like a cop car, but when you're actually able to read what it says, it looks like a car from a zombie killing movie.
User avatar #69391 to #69390 - sewallman ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Also... You finally turned on mod name mode. I didn't know you where such a high ranking mod
User avatar #69392 to #69391 - joshlol (10/29/2014) [-]
I'll soon turn it off again
User avatar #69393 to #69392 - sewallman ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Whyso?
User avatar #69394 to #69393 - joshlol (10/29/2014) [-]
I'm fond of the blue and don't much like the army badges
User avatar #69395 to #69394 - sewallman ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
The army badges would be my most favorite part D:
User avatar #69396 to #69395 - joshlol (10/29/2014) [-]
eh I think they're a little obtrusive
User avatar #69383 to #69382 - phanact (10/29/2014) [-]
>Thought your car was going to make people drive better
>Probably just drunk idiots hitting each other
>You think you did that
You're retartded
#69381 - alyssryuzaki (10/29/2014) [-]
Hey, could you ask admin to unblock me on his stuff?
User avatar #69380 - gugek (10/28/2014) [-]
Hey phanact! Have a great day today homie.
User avatar #69376 - hatechan (10/27/2014) [-]
u like hiphop/rap right?
User avatar #69378 to #69377 - hatechan (10/27/2014) [-]
Run The Jewels - Blockbuster Night Pt. 2 (feat. Despot & Wiki)

check this out
1:30 is my favorite verse
User avatar #69374 - modstatgenerator (10/27/2014) [-]
I AM A FAGGOT
User avatar #69375 to #69374 - andranadu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #69379 to #69375 - superblade (10/28/2014) [-]
We're all faggot here
User avatar #69340 - syrianassassin (10/27/2014) [-]
***** now listen to me
User avatar #69342 to #69340 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
ok im listening
User avatar #69344 to #69342 - syrianassassin (10/27/2014) [-]
what is your vehicle?
User avatar #69350 to #69344 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
they've made tier 5 a lot easier than it used to be
User avatar #69355 to #69350 - syrianassassin (10/27/2014) [-]
>ground and small mehhh. can get blown by 4 plasma in 2 or 3 shots. steam is Syrian Assassin the picture is some jew.

you need to move to a flying vehicle bomber. it is more better trust me and can attack from far place and have good chance to survive and win than ground unite.

gimme a minute to show you my design.
User avatar #69358 to #69355 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
meh it'd cost me thousands of RP and tons of time to get one working
#69359 to #69358 - syrianassassin (10/27/2014) [-]
it will but you need to start doing it. or it will take too long for you to go further tier

wait for more
User avatar #69365 to #69347 - syrianassassin (10/27/2014) [-]
done.

what do you think ;D
User avatar #69367 to #69365 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
meh ill just go back to polaying DN
User avatar #69366 to #69365 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
its big and expensive
User avatar #69368 to #69366 - syrianassassin (10/27/2014) [-]
i moved from tier 6 to tier 8 in one week hehehehhe

if there was a way to give you RP i could spare some for you.

try to get to tier 6 now then PM me. add me on steam Syrian Assassin and contact me. i will settle some flying vehicle. for T6
User avatar #69369 to #69368 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
nah its okay im about to go back to bed i was just up for a bit because my retarded girlfriend
User avatar #69370 to #69369 - syrianassassin (10/27/2014) [-]
haha

good night
User avatar #69331 - andranadu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
give me a pony
User avatar #69332 to #69331 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
what kind of pony i have many
User avatar #69333 to #69332 - andranadu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
green preferably
User avatar #69334 to #69333 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
anything more specific or just any type of green pony
User avatar #69335 to #69334 - andranadu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
any green pony i dont mind
User avatar #69337 to #69336 - andranadu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
its not hd what is this
User avatar #69343 to #69341 - andranadu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
only the hair is green there cmon
#69345 to #69343 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
are any of these ok?
User avatar #69346 to #69345 - andranadu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
>no
>green
>pony
User avatar #69348 to #69346 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
idk what you're asking of me
i havent made any green poneis and there are hardly any from the show
#69349 to #69348 - andranadu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
this kind of green pony m8
you know the kind
User avatar #69353 to #69352 - andranadu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
there we ****** go
User avatar #69371 to #69353 - crampers (10/27/2014) [-]
That's more mint green than real green
User avatar #69372 to #69371 - andranadu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
nobody ******* asked you period cramps
User avatar #69373 to #69372 - crampers (10/27/2014) [-]
But it's that time of the month
User avatar #69356 to #69354 - andranadu ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
i like the first one better
User avatar #69357 to #69356 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
yea me too
User avatar #69351 to #69349 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
oh i see
cancerous OCs
ok hold on
User avatar #69339 to #69337 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
kk hold on slut
User avatar #69338 to #69337 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
old pony folder
User avatar #69310 - Sunset (10/27/2014) [-]
hm?
User avatar #69313 to #69310 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
how do u like it when osmeone replies to a commen t u made like 300k
User avatar #69316 to #69313 - Sunset (10/27/2014) [-]
????????????????????
User avatar #69321 to #69316 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
?????????????????????????????????
User avatar #69320 to #69316 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
?????????????????????????????????
User avatar #69318 to #69316 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
?????????????????????????????????
User avatar #69317 to #69316 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
?????????????????????????????????
User avatar #69319 to #69317 - Sunset (10/27/2014) [-]
can we just talk
User avatar #69322 to #69319 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
?????????????????????????????????
User avatar #69325 to #69322 - Sunset (10/27/2014) [-]
well*
User avatar #69328 to #69325 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
?????????????????????????????????
User avatar #69330 to #69328 - Sunset (10/27/2014) [-]
c'mon
User avatar #69323 to #69322 - Sunset (10/27/2014) [-]
wekk?
User avatar #69327 to #69323 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
?????????????????????????????????
User avatar #69315 to #69313 - Sunset (10/27/2014) [-]
i just want to talk. why are you stand-offish?
User avatar #69324 to #69315 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
?????????????????????????????????
User avatar #69314 to #69313 - Sunset (10/27/2014) [-]
what?
User avatar #69326 to #69314 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
?????????????????????????????????
User avatar #69312 to #69310 - phanact (10/27/2014) [-]
**** spammer noficiation ****
User avatar #69306 to #69305 - phanact (10/26/2014) [-]
u forgot the horn
User avatar #69307 to #69306 - andranadu ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
i moved it between the legs
User avatar #69302 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
any reason in particular?
User avatar #69297 - sonicschall ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
I'm for Zahidlol winning the subscribers
#69303 to #69299 - zahidlol (10/26/2014) [-]
For once I don't mind that picture, non the less, hate that picture right now
#69296 - waffies ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Hey phanny, if you reach comment and content god, what shows up under your profile pic here on your profile? Does one override the other? I'd assume that you'd prefer the Content god tag as that's a lot harder to earn but... Dunno. Just came to mind.   
   
Hope life's treating you well broski
Hey phanny, if you reach comment and content god, what shows up under your profile pic here on your profile? Does one override the other? I'd assume that you'd prefer the Content god tag as that's a lot harder to earn but... Dunno. Just came to mind.

Hope life's treating you well broski
User avatar #69300 to #69296 - phanact (10/26/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/mudkipfucker
i think it shows what u did first
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