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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
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I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
User avatar #23144 - phanact (11/25/2012) [+] (1 child)
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#69702 - Womens Study Major (11 hours ago) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/sadchan

why is he still doing this?
User avatar #69704 to #69702 - phanact (9 hours ago) [-]
Well the circumstances were that you were allowed to post on my board but that was it i belieeve
#69705 to #69704 - Womens Study Major (7 hours ago) [-]
why the **** can't you guys tell me this before hand instead of after I'm banned?
Is there anything else I should know about?
#69700 - alicorn has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #69701 to #69700 - alicorn ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
nevermind i'm retarded, took like 10 seconds to fix
User avatar #69689 - dylanweber ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
btw what happens with *********** on pt15?
User avatar #69690 to #69689 - phanact (11/27/2014) [-]
like?
User avatar #69691 to #69690 - dylanweber ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
guy was spamming the guy from vsauce and rolls earlier
it wasn't hardcore spamming but it was him saying "[vsause image] *roll 5* *********** is bad*
User avatar #69693 to #69691 - phanact (11/27/2014) [-]
hmmmm well idk honestly let him be i guess unless it becomes a massive issue
User avatar #69694 to #69693 - dylanweber ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
yeah okay thanks
was it your idea to make the board?
User avatar #69695 to #69694 - phanact (11/27/2014) [-]
kinda
me and admin went through some more elaborate ideas and ended up wit hthat
too bad he didnt list it on the list of boards but hopefullu we'll get more support fom him
User avatar #69696 to #69695 - dylanweber ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
I'd prefer to not have it on the list so it'd be more filtered from *********** and ironic meme masters
User avatar #69697 to #69696 - phanact (11/27/2014) [-]
nah i want more users to be coming
User avatar #69692 to #69691 - dylanweber ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
like once every minute
User avatar #69686 - sketchysketchist (11/26/2014) [-]
id like to report a complaint to a mod.

i was baaned for posting spam even though i was just trolling that one douche. however it seems obvious he was continuously reporting me even though he knew i was in the right. and you said so yourself, that all we really could do is block each other.
im not sure if im right, but thats against fj regulations.
#69685 - lanfearandthecup (11/26/2014) [-]
for you love.
User avatar #69683 - posttwo (11/25/2014) [-]
I see you made your own ponythread sir phancatcuntwaffle
#69682 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
I know you
User avatar #69678 - shedinja (11/24/2014) [-]
If you were serious about helping the thread is there any way we can get private boards done away with because honestly this secret club ******** needs to go

do they even benefit admon at all traffic wise?
User avatar #69680 to #69678 - phanact (11/24/2014) [-]
No but neither do we. We're like less than 1% of the users on FJ and brony isn't even indexed
User avatar #69677 - jackmaccone (11/24/2014) [-]
i thought everyone hates you, why are they thumbing up your comments on the ubisoft content ?
User avatar #69679 to #69677 - phanact (11/24/2014) [-]
cuz i can make good comments somtimes yo
User avatar #69681 to #69679 - jackmaccone (11/24/2014) [-]
and this confuses me sometimes, they hate you - they love you
they thumb down all your comments and contents - you bathing in green thumbs
and all this stuff
User avatar #69673 - phanact (11/24/2014) [-]
“You seriously suck at FIFA Orange,” Phanact teased after booting in another goal.

“I already told you I hate footy games! And this isn’t a PC!” he replied. Orange sighed and looked over the sofa. Firestorm was miserably lying on the carpet; he hadn’t said a single word since he’d been dragged here. He was obviously bored out of his mind, but Orange couldn’t trust him to be home alone. Orange though, had forgotten one thing. Whilst Firestorm continued to count the seconds in his head; an orange unicorn mare popped her head in. She hadn’t seen this orange stallion before, but he looked rather interesting and big.

The unicorn mare slowly snuck up on Firestorm; she came closer giving his ear a slow lick. Firestorm became alert looking up to see an almost similar looking pony to him. She grinned suggestively at him before leaving the room; she gave her flank a little wiggle before watching him as she disappeared up the stairs. Firestorm felt excitement growing inside him; he wasn’t even aware that he wasn’t the only pony here, and even better for him it was a mare. Though with Orange around it was going to be harder to sneak away.

“Stop using the same move over and over again!” Orangefox yelled, as he furiously tapped at the controller. That was Firestorm’s chance; he briskly snuck away shivering excitedly at the thought of that mare who just invited him upstairs. When he reached top floor he noticed a light on in a room. Firestorm entered only to find there was no one inside. The door slammed suddenly, and he was pounced on getting tackled to the ground. Firestorm looked up and saw the orange unicorn mare with her seductive, yellow eyes staring down at him. She pressed her body down on his; feeling the heat against her own.

“Hi what’s your name,” she smiled bringing her face closer to his. “I’m Blaze.” she added keeping the same expression on her face.

“The name’s Firestorm,” he smiled back. “Heh we look pretty similar, except you’re hotter!” She giggled and pressed her nose up against his. A switch flipped on in Firestorm’s mind; as she pressed down on him a little more.

“Were you bored down there big boy?” she asked, moving her flank a little.

“Hell yeah, my owner’s a big meanie!” she giggled playfully; stroking his face with a hoof.

“Well they’re both busy downstairs.” she focused on him again; loving the feel of their bodies touching.

“Wow your eyes are so beautiful.” Firestorm remarked; becoming lost in her fixed gaze. She came closer, and softly kissed him on the lips. Blaze held it for a few seconds before pulling away.

“A-are you sure about this?” Firestorm wondered if the noise would alert them, but Blaze came closer.

“We won’t get caught.” she whispered sexily at him. “I know how much you want this.” she planted another kiss on his lips. Firestorm’s forelegs moved up, and he began kissing her back as he hugged her closer. She worked wonders on him with her tongue; sliding it into his mouth feeling his rubbing against hers. Her labia started to get wet from the fluids leaking from her insides; her tongue rubbed harder against his as she began moving up and down on him. The sensations teased his groin causing him to slowly grow an erection; as they tongued each other harder. The kiss ended with a trail of saliva between their tongues; as Blaze slowly sucked on his as she pulled away.

“Damn you’re sexy.” Firestorm commented. She smiled back warmly, and gave a look of surprise as she felt his member pressing against her belly. She slowly slid off him getting an eyeful of his large member pointing upright. Blaze came closer, and pressed her hooves around his dick giving it a few rubs. She looked into his eyes as she licked it slowly from the midsection.

Her tongue pressed hard against his flesh, and he felt her hot breath falling onto it as she continued licking. Her tongue slid up to the engorged tip, and she sucked on it a little before giving it a wet kiss. She then licked her lips before sliding them over his phallus, and she began to suck up and down slowly on it first. He cringed as he felt her tongue circling the tip; the more he watched her the more attracted he became.

She sealed her thick lips around the flesh of his shaft; before sliding them down as his member slid up her throat. She began to repeat slowly; getting his thick, throbbing shaft wet with saliva. Blaze moaned a little as she tasted his living member, and she sustained that sexy gaze on him constantly.

“You’re such a pro, you’re amazing.” Firestorm gasped feeling tingle after tingle; her wet tongue continued to stimulate his cock as her lips rubbed around his flesh. His dick sucked in between her lips; as she sped up a little. Firestorm watched in amazement as she began deep throating him. Her gaze remained on him as her lips slid down to his sheath; her gag reflex remained dormant as her tongue pleasured him some more. Just from looking at her Firestorm felt like cumming already. Blaze held it for a few more seconds; before sucking all the way back to the tip letting it pop out of her mouth. She was absolutely amazing, and Firestorm couldn’t have asked for more.

She sat on her rump; parting her hind legs for him. Firestorm could see her thick, darker labia glistening with juices. The many opening folds of her wet, pink entrance enticed him further.

“Your turn big boy.” she smiled beckoning him with her hoof. Firestorm obeyed and came closer. He pressed his nose between her legs against the area just above her clit, and suddenly she let out a moan as his tongue flickered up her entrance. He tasted her juices along with the powerful smell of her scent. Firestorm began licking her petals like ice cream; every single lick sent an electrical chill down her lower body. She moaned again as she felt his tongue diving between her folds. It licked around feeling her flesh, and tasting more of her. Blaze’s overpowering scent made his stallionhood throb. His lips pressed against her lower ones; as he buried his tongue deeper inside her.

“Your tongue feels so good!” she moaned as she leant back. She watched him feasting on her pussy; as the warm wet sensations pleasured her sex. She began panting as he went faster; bringing her legs closer towards his head. His thick tongue slipped out, and rubbed against her throbbing clit. Her moan came out loudly making him worry, but then he felt her legs squeezing around his head. “Mmm lick it.” she gasped feeling sexual tension build up inside her. Her clit began pulsing, and her body rocked back and forth as he licked her bud harder.

Blaze’s sexy moans enticed him further; he continued inhaling her horny scent flicking his tongue up and down. Her pussy twitched wildly, and then she pressed it against his mouth as juices came squirting in plentiful amounts. Blaze panted loudly calming down from it all. Firestorm lapped up her excess enjoying the sharp taste. She let his head go, and he pulled back with a messy muzzle. Blaze came close and kissed him hard; tasting the juices in his mouth. She pushed him to the floor; climbing on top of him. Blaze broke the kiss; smiling lovingly at Firestorm.

She felt the tip of his shaft rubbing between her legs, and began humping his cock coating it in her juices. She slid her wet lips to the tip; before lowering herself on his pole. She gasped loudly after feeling it penetrate, and then she slid down slowly feeling his hot mass enter her. Firestorm buzzed with excitement and pleasure; feeling his cock sliding between her tight slick walls. Blaze panted lightly with the whole of his cock inside her. She soon began riding him slowly at first, and then she sped up a little. Her breaths came out shorter each time she impaled herself on that thick dick of his. Her hind legs worked her body up and down as she bounced on his shaft.

“Damn it feels tight!” Firestorm moaned as Blaze giggled at him; feeling his hot pulsing meat throbbing between her narrow mounds.

“Are you gonna cum already Stormy?” she teased him; speeding up a little more. The more Firestorm looked at her beautiful, sultry face the better it felt having sex with her.

“Mmm Stormy, it feels so big and good!” she gasped loudly; loving the sensation of his penis filling her up. Her lower body landed hard on him with each rise and fall; only adding to her pleasure. As for Firestorm her pussy was almost too much for him. Her soaking wet flesh wrapped around his warm cock; stimulating every single nerve within.

It felt like one tight, pleasing pink vacuum repeatedly sucking back and forth on his dick. Blaze came close and nuzzled his nose; she moaned in his face holding him tightly. His forelegs reached up and hugged around her body also. They rubbed tongues again as his waist started moving by itself.

“I love you Stormy!” she moaned again; feeling his cock pumping into her. He hadn’t expected her to say that.

“I have a girlfriend.” he replied suddenly not knowing why; she slowed to a halt with a frown in her eyes.

“I’ve been so lonely in this house, I thought I’d finally find somepony. But that was pretty desperate suddenly having sex with you.”

“I don’t mind!” he grinned widely; holding her sides. “Then again I hardly see her anyway, she doesn’t mind if I have a little fun!” as he finished his sentence; he thrust his hips upwards whilst holding her. She moaned sharply followed by a giggle; after feeling his thickness prodding against her womb.

“It feels so good with you Stormy.” she replied lovingly; with another kiss on the mouth. She began bouncing again; feeling his warm member pleasure her lustful pussy. She just loved how similar he looked to her; for Blaze it felt like a perfect match, but he’d already explained before. That still didn’t stop him from having fun.

“Oh Stormy!” she moaned loudly again; going much faster. Blaze bit her lower lip feeling her clit throbbing harder. His love stick continued to drive upwards inside her twat; filling her all the way. She looked down at him; noticing he was panting much faster. She teased him by squeezing her insides tight around his phallus; digging her hooves into his chest as she sped up even more going wild with him.

“Damn girl you’re on fire!” Firestorm gritted his teeth trying to hold back as she moaned louder than before. “Keep it down, you’ll get us caught!” he panicked, but she simply grinned at him.
User avatar #69674 to #69673 - phanact (11/24/2014) [-]

“Then don’t feel so good inside me in the first place!” she replied with a laugh; moaning again as his member drove hard and fast into her. He tried to shut her up with a kiss, but she pushed him back down on the floor; holding him down as her horn glowed suddenly.

“What are you aaooooh!” The pleasure doubled over for him; as her femness began to feel much warmer and cosy around his thick cock. She played around with him, and he felt his shaft lovingly melt between her warm, dripping pussy. He stopped fighting back; drooling on the floor as his jaw went loose.

“Mm good boy!” another loud gasp escaped her lips; she could feel something building up below. Blaze continued to ride it out; as the tension increased around her nethers. She didn’t exactly want him to cum yet, so she allowed his phallus to slide out of her wet love hole. She rubbed her throbbing clit against his member; breathing sharply from her mouth as her orgasm came closer. The tension and pressure inside her started to soar. Several moans escaped her lips as she humped his cock, until she began convulsing and squirting clear fluid all over it. She eventually stopped shaking, and calmed down enough to lie on top of him feeling his soaked cock between her legs.

“Wow I love fiery mares, though I haven’t met many, but you’re the best!” he complimented her; making her smile back at him as they lay arm in arm on the floor. “Wanna feel how good I am from behind?” he asked her abruptly.

“Give me a minute you horny stallion, you have no idea how good that felt!” They got back to kissing instead; getting a little carried away. After making out for about 5 minutes Blaze pulled away giving his face a lick.

“Now?” he asked excitedly as she got off him.

“Where’s your manners Stormy? Aren’t you going to prepare me first?” she stuck her ass out at him; giving Firestorm a full view of her orange moon. Her slit lay in the middle, and he came closer inhaling her scent again.

“You’re horny already?” he questioned making her blush.

“Don’t ask, just do it.” soon enough she felt his hot tongue pressing against her sex. She hadn’t felt this good with a stallion in ages. Firestorm continued to service her; pressing his mouth against her snatch so he could bury his tongue deeper inside. Her sweet nectar leaked from her outer lips, and all over his muzzle. She could feel the rising urge again, and her body shivered as he moved up to her clit. He ran a few teasing circles around it; before sucking on her bud giving her extra pleasure.

“Mmm good boy.” she liked playing with him like that, and making him obey.

“Can I now Blaze?” Firestorm asked after a long lick.

“That’s Miss Blaze to you young buck!” she said sternly. “Now do as I say and lick harder!” Firestorm continued with her; feeling his cock still throbbing and desperate. The sight of her nice round plot was so teasing. Blaze’s individual butt cheeks looked so round and full. He just wanted to mount her and get to the good part; how long would he have to do this for? Another subtle moan escaped her lips; the wetness of his tongue combined with the friction sent a chill down her body. She finally moved away making Firestorm slip his tongue back in.

“Now Miss Blaze?” he smiled, but she smiled differently at him.

“Sit!” she ordered making him cock his head sideways.

“Didn’t you hear me? I said sit!” feeling confused he obliged and sat on his rump. Blaze looked back at him as she stuck her ass out in his face.

“Stay.” she ordered again making him sit there; being just inches away from that glorious orange butt. She wiggled her ass a little in front of his face making him twitch. “Staaay!” she ordered again; watching to see if he would move. This was torture for Firestorm; he was sweating like mad and to make it worse she lifted her tail. Now he could see her gaping twat fully before his eyes. Blaze tried not to giggle as Firestorm frowned; he even started whining a little.

“Now beg!” she instructed.

“Please Miss Blaze.”

“Please what?” she smiled trying not to laugh.

“Please stop teasing me, and let me do you. I want to cum already!” She grinned and pushed her muff against his nose. Her scent overpowered his mind, and her girl cum was dripping all over his solid member.

“You want to cum?” she asked sexily.

“Please!”

“How badly?”

“I want to cum inside you so bad!” She moved back a little; giving him more of a view..
“Then tell me how nice my butt is!” this was getting ridiculous.
“Better than Mrs. Cake!”
“Eww!” Blaze was almost put off.
“Hey she’s not bad!”
“Okay, who else?”
“Nightmare moon, Rarity and-”

“Yes?” Firestorm ignored the pang of guilt.

“Erotica!” he struggled to say, but the words came out. “You have the best ass for a mare ever, now please!” Blaze giggled again; giving him another wiggle.

“Okay Stormy, hop on.” That’s all he needed to hear. He licked his lips before pouncing on her; digging his hooves into her back, and leaning close to her ear.

“Now it’s my turn to dominate you.” he whispered as he pressed the tip of his throbbing, hot cock against her spread pink twat. He inched forwards feeling his member sink into her tight hole. Blaze had forgotten how big he was, and groaned instantly as he fully slotted into her. Firestorm licked his lips again feeling her curvy, soft ass against his body. Blaze remained impaled on him; hardly able to bend her back as Firestorm started thrusting.

**** yeah, it feels tighter from here!” Firestorm moaned as he squeezed his throbbing phallus into her, and back out again. He began to speed things up, and soon enough he could feel her flesh pleasuring his entire meat tube. Blaze groaned lovingly; feeling the force of him entering her. She loved how he pressed down on her back pushing her down a little. She tried to keep herself up on her front hooves, but the pleasure was making her lose concentration. She couldn’t think about anything else except his slimy, thick cock sliding between her tight pussy lips.

“Ahh! Keep ******* me!” she moaned again feeling him slam into her. Every thrust rocked her body forwards as his impact became more fierce. He stroked into her, and pressed the tip of his cock as far in as it could go. His thick flesh felt so warm and slick inside her, and she could feel her pussy twitching around; her flesh squeezing and gripping around his dick.

“Your pussy is so wet, you really like it don’t you?” Firestorm grinned, bucking into her again. Blaze was literally in love with his dick. It filled her entirely, and brushed against her g-spot which really got her off. Firestorm began thrusting again, and her sexy moans filled the air. Rich clear pussy juice dripped all over the floor, and the sound of her butt smacking against him echoed in the room. Blaze had almost given up; her front legs were shaking and the stench of sex was overpowering her. Firestorm leaned in close and bit her ear gently. He moaned between his teeth as her wet pussy continued massaging his throbbing shaft inside her.

He gave her sides a squeeze and thrusted his cock in deep. The combination caused her femness to grip tighter around his penis.

“At this rate I’m gonna cum!” he gasped. Blaze felt warm drool sliding down her back. She also felt his sweat rubbing into her coat from his sticky warm body. She was enjoying this so much; the empowering feel of him pounding her mixed with the aroma’s and temperature of the room. Firestorm felt a tingle in his cock as her pussy sucked it back and forth. He tucked his hooves between her hind legs, and pulled her back as he thrusted his way home. A sharper moan escaped Blaze’s lips as her clit began pulsing.

“”Yes, right there Firestorm! Keep doing it!” Blaze begged. He found her g-spot and continued grinding his dick into it; feeling the rewarding pleasure of her pussy clamping on him.

**** !” he moaned as he felt his member throbbing harder. Blaze felt it too as well as her oncoming orgasm.

“Don’t cum in me!” she warned. Firestorm quickly obliged, and pounded her even faster to finish her off.

“Oh gosh yes, yes I’m cumming, **** right there, right aaahhooo!” Blaze began spilling juices again as the contractions coursed through her body. Her horn glowed vivid orange; as her pussy contracted around Firestorm’s pumping shaft as she came. She doubled the pleasure for him as he pulled out in time; feeling his cock throb harder as it slid between her wet, tight petals.

Blaze faced his cock head with a gaping mouth, and the first few ropes of cum came spurting from his member. She caught as much of it as she could; getting most on her face and mane. Firestorm’s eyes were shut during the entire powerful orgasm. He could feel the spell pulsing around his dick as she milked him dry.

Firestorm collapsed on his back as Blaze sampled his cum. She cleaned off the rest of her body, and joined him on the floor laying on top.

“That was amazing, you’re so good at this!” Firestorm sighed with an approving smile. Blaze stroked his mane again touching noses with him.

“Good boy.” she smiled back giving him a long kiss. She had stopped caring about being caught a long time ago. Now she just wanted to be in his arms after that heated moment.

“Man things have been quiet, and I haven’t seen Blaze!” Phanact dropped the controller getting to his feet.

“Blaze?” Orange questioned as Phanact reached the stairs.

“You know? The mare I live with? Just what is she doing up there?” he disappeared, and Orange leaned over only to see that Firestorm was missing.
User avatar #69698 to #69674 - davidavidson (11/27/2014) [-]
You are one lonely faggot
User avatar #69699 to #69698 - phanact (11/27/2014) [-]
lol I didn't write this ****
User avatar #69672 - phanact (11/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/feminists/10098609#10098609
[7:23:43 PM] Phanact: ignore the link admin ***** with the name
[7:23:49 PM] Phanact: www.funnyjunk.com/feminists/10098909#10098909
[7:23:55 PM] Phanact: www.funnyjunk.com/feminists/10098950#10098950
[7:24:26 PM] Phanact: www.funnyjunk.com/feminists/10099060#10099060
#69671 - xenxio ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
sticky pls
User avatar #69670 - courageexplains ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Do you like Courage the Cowardly Doh
User avatar #69688 to #69670 - drooms (11/26/2014) [-]
I know I do
#69662 - kolpster (11/19/2014) [-]
u ghey
u ghey
User avatar #69663 to #69662 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
so am u
#69664 to #69663 - kolpster (11/19/2014) [-]
ghey 3gheyher
ghey 3gheyher
User avatar #69660 - nayytayisgod (11/19/2014) [-]
Will you ever leave here?
I can't imagine this place being much fun anymore
User avatar #69661 to #69660 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
Will you ?
User avatar #69665 to #69661 - nayytayisgod (11/19/2014) [-]
I don't come here nearly as much as you do
User avatar #69666 to #69665 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
ur mom came here
#69657 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
hey it's bum
do you wanna add me on skype
#69659 to #69658 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
whaaat
User avatar #69641 - phanacit (11/19/2014) [-]
daddy?
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