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Latest users (4): fjaddictftw, Necrolithid, phanact, talfur, anonymous(1).
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
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I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
User avatar #23144 - phanact (11/25/2012) [+] (1 child)
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#68596 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (20 minutes ago) [-]
its a leo butt
its a leo butt
User avatar #68591 - nought (9 hours ago) [-]
Sometimes, when I feel a little too in touch with the real world, I pray to an alter of you to bless me with some faggotry.
User avatar #68595 to #68591 - phanact (21 minutes ago) [-]
im glad i still have worshippers
User avatar #68589 - baconface (11 hours ago) [-]
Do your parents know that you're famous on this website filled with assorted faggots?

Do your parents know that you are a brony and masturbate to pictures of horses ******* ?

I was just curious because I think I'd kill myself if my parents found out I'm a huge ******* weaboo.
User avatar #68590 to #68589 - phanact (11 hours ago) [-]
yes and yes
User avatar #68584 - xda (14 hours ago) [-]
Why is A­dmin a faggot?
User avatar #68585 to #68584 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
idk why are u
User avatar #68587 to #68585 - xda (13 hours ago) [-]
no but i rather take a huge a­dmin cock
User avatar #68586 to #68585 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
legit tho idk hes weird
User avatar #68588 to #68586 - xda (13 hours ago) [-]
he banned my account FYXY because i'm a lonely ******* faggot.

i'm disappointed in a­dmin. he sure knows how to rustle my jimjons.
User avatar #68582 - swagfagit (16 hours ago) [-]
ur ghey
User avatar #68580 - communistfluffy (19 hours ago) [-]
what's the comment level to post on image boards?
User avatar #68577 - tranquilizer ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
Ey phannie
Have you ever tried to get yourself on the akinator thing?
User avatar #68578 to #68577 - phanact (08/22/2014) [-]
idk others have tho
User avatar #68583 to #68578 - applecopy (14 hours ago) [-]
I tried..
it said moot instead
darn
User avatar #68592 to #68583 - tranquilizer ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
kek
User avatar #68579 to #68578 - tranquilizer ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
Go for it
User avatar #68574 - posttwo (08/22/2014) [-]
I came here to report a misflag.
User avatar #68576 to #68575 - posttwo (08/22/2014) [-]
Date: 2014-08-22 06:58:44
Moderator: admin
Poster:
Info: Domain has been marked as SFW non-spam
Link: You need to login to view this link
User avatar #68573 to #68572 - abstraktpink (08/22/2014) [-]
how dare u
User avatar #68566 - feelythefeel (08/22/2014) [-]
Tell me phanact, does Freud mean anything to you?
User avatar #68567 to #68566 - phanact (08/22/2014) [-]
unless you're referring to sigmund
User avatar #68568 to #68567 - feelythefeel (08/22/2014) [-]
That one.

I looked at your website, phanact. There are consequences for making things so hilarious that you aren't allowed to share them. I'll be watching.
User avatar #68570 to #68569 - feelythefeel (08/22/2014) [-]
Aaaaaalways waaaatchiiiiing.
#68559 - waffies (08/22/2014) [-]
So i hear you know Andrewkm? I'm an Admin on his server. Small world broski! Hope life has been treating you well
So i hear you know Andrewkm? I'm an Admin on his server. Small world broski! Hope life has been treating you well
User avatar #68560 to #68559 - phanact (08/22/2014) [-]
remind me
User avatar #68561 to #68560 - waffies (08/22/2014) [-]
Remind you what? I hadn't thought you'd ever been on ECC, not if your IGN is phanact. Doubt we've ever bumped into each other, just thought the connection was funny
User avatar #68562 to #68561 - phanact (08/22/2014) [-]
what are you talking about
User avatar #68563 to #68562 - waffies (08/22/2014) [-]
I guess nothing? Andrewkm is the owner of a minecraft server called Ecocitycraft. From something he said, it sounded like he knew you. Sorry for confusion.
User avatar #68564 to #68563 - phanact (08/22/2014) [-]
he might but idk
User avatar #68565 to #68564 - waffies (08/22/2014) [-]
No worries, sorry for confusion. Take care man
#68557 - elricbrosss **User deleted account** (08/22/2014) [-]
>Users think they're obligated to come here
It shouldn't ******* matter if they do or not.
>Users think they're not slaves to all admin wants
Don't expect no retaliation when you act like a total cunt and ban people for saying hello
>This board generates no revenue whatsoever
When I was banned I had almost a million content views and I was a member there, I had well over a million content views on all my accounts combined
>Almost all of the bad users came from this board
If by bad you mean being a little bitch that can't take someone calling him a fag over the internet I guess you're right
>This board is free and you pay nothing to come here
So is the entire site asswipe
>Everyone on this board is of no benefit to this site view wise unless you've actually posted content ever, which most people haven't
my captainlevi account was almost in the top #100 on content when it was banned for "talking **** " and datgrass's was even higher
>Bans mean nothing since you can just make a new account
No, but all our levels, friends, and colored text are gone and have to re-earned again
>>>Still complaining about how 'unfair' admin is
You've just been rekt.
keep sucking addie's cock for money you pathetic ******* failure
inb4 deleted and flagged because your's and admin's autism
User avatar #68552 - themongoose (08/21/2014) [-]
You...are alive?
User avatar #68556 to #68552 - phanact (08/22/2014) [-]
Uh
No I'm dead
User avatar #68551 - applecopy (08/21/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4326356/America/

Could I get banned for posting something like this?
User avatar #68545 - admin (08/21/2014) [-]
why are you using that avatar
User avatar #68546 to #68545 - phanact (08/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #68547 to #68546 - admin (08/21/2014) [-]
hey **** off idiot you knmow i get pissed as hell when you joke around when im being serious

tell me now ******* cunt
User avatar #68548 to #68547 - phanact (08/21/2014) [-]
ok
i was just using it as a joke
it wasl ike
cuz we liked when testing was around and he isnt anymore
rip
User avatar #68549 to #68548 - admin (08/21/2014) [-]
he was one of the only two smart people on the whole site ever
so it made me think he haxed something

User avatar #68550 to #68549 - phanact (08/21/2014) [-]
nah
he didnt im just ******* around
whatever happened to him
User avatar #68554 to #68550 - admin (08/22/2014) [-]
got bored and found another site that interested him
i didnt have much time to talk with him at the time
User avatar #68555 to #68554 - phanact (08/22/2014) [-]
ah
i got you
User avatar #68535 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
My favorite pony is Rainbowel Dasher, he is a Pony that likes to trap and anally fist humans with his 40 pound hooves.
User avatar #68536 to #68535 - tranquilizer ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Yeah okay
you almost beat me in being weird
User avatar #68537 to #68536 - tranquilizer ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
oh apparently I'm not on the retard forum anymore
well my comment still stands
User avatar #68531 - jimmypageftw (08/21/2014) [-]
phanact.com/
wtf is this
User avatar #68532 to #68531 - phanact (08/21/2014) [-]
my website?
User avatar #68533 to #68532 - jimmypageftw (08/21/2014) [-]
these links
i cant even
User avatar #68539 to #68533 - phanact (08/21/2014) [-]
but i cant into even either
User avatar #68553 to #68539 - jimmypageftw (08/21/2014) [-]
bbz
what a strange website
User avatar #68501 - miscarriage (08/21/2014) [-]
when are you getting god in content lame-o
User avatar #68504 to #68503 - phanact (08/21/2014) [-]
good
and u?
#68505 to #68504 - miscarriage (08/21/2014) [-]
Good.

I moved into dorms last week
started classes Monday. They're going good so far.
Got a job and **** here in town
User avatar #68506 to #68505 - phanact (08/21/2014) [-]
how much do u get paid
User avatar #68507 to #68506 - miscarriage (08/21/2014) [-]
min wage lol
User avatar #68508 to #68507 - phanact (08/21/2014) [-]
gross
thats gay af yo
but hey its money i guess

im on vacation right now
User avatar #68509 to #68508 - miscarriage (08/21/2014) [-]
Yah
Even worse it's McDonald's

But the coworkers are super nice and the schedule is super flexible around school

Where you at?
User avatar #68510 to #68509 - phanact (08/21/2014) [-]
idk some big lake in va on vacation
its far but we're renting a house
its too bad its internet is slow

i didnt do anything today because my legs hurt from jetskiiing all day yesterday
just played AOE
masterig some ****
User avatar #68511 to #68510 - miscarriage (08/21/2014) [-]
Oh sweet. Sounds pretty okay.

These dorms are weird
it's like living in a hotel kinda.
but the showers are nicer

Also rip in chocolate helicopters, im a nobody on FJ now
User avatar #68512 to #68511 - phanact (08/21/2014) [-]
yeah but thats ok
the board knows you and thats probably all that matters
User avatar #68513 to #68512 - miscarriage (08/21/2014) [-]
So many newfags on board tho
User avatar #68516 to #68515 - phanact (08/21/2014) [-]
attention is the best **** yo dont let anyone lie to u
User avatar #68517 to #68516 - miscarriage (08/21/2014) [-]
I know it is
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