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#17938 - yea dude i completely understand yo 07/22/2014 on admin's profile 0
#68215 - itll come  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on phanact's profile 0
#68216 - flyinarrow (07/22/2014) [-]
yea, it better, OR IM NEVER COMING TO THIS WEBSITE AGAIN :<<<<
#9327584 - specific users?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9328052 - posttwo (07/22/2014) [-]
probably the top cunts
#1808833 - I bet you do 07/22/2014 on Friendly +1
#1808831 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1808836 - killakahn (07/22/2014) [-]
Hows it going, shitstick?

Haven't seen you in a minute
#9327463 - Stop 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#1808803 - lmao you have no legit reason you're just a dry meat flap  [+] (6 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #1808904 - nadam (07/22/2014) [-]
Yes, nobody has any real reasons to hate you.
Everyone who does only does because of the bandwagon because they cannot think for themselves, you are the smartest guy on this website.
User avatar #1808832 - gameshredder (07/22/2014) [-]
I have plenty of reasons.
User avatar #1808833 - phanact (07/22/2014) [-]
I bet you do
User avatar #1808829 - killakahn (07/22/2014) [-]
420 Blaze it
#1808831 - phanact (07/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #1808836 - killakahn (07/22/2014) [-]
Hows it going, shitstick?

Haven't seen you in a minute
#9327406 - implying  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9327413 - holyfool (07/22/2014) [-]
fix this mess...
#9326948 - Picture 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9326612 - ***YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE DICKBIRD*** post this in 2 thre…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on retard forum +1
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User avatar #9326614 - ayumu (07/22/2014) [-]
i am not momma
#612447 - **phanact rolls 059**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Pokemon 0
#612449 - supertanto has deleted their comment.
#612445 - I better not have a penalty  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #612448 - supertanto (07/22/2014) [-]
hence your name not being under "Penalized"
#170 - Yea sorry bout that but as someone who has been through loved … 07/21/2014 on Anonymis's profile 0
#168 - 5 East I gotchu  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Anonymis's profile 0
User avatar #169 - Anonymis (07/21/2014) [-]
>Is mod
>Cheating

User avatar #170 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
Yea sorry bout that but as someone who has been through loved ones being suicidal, i wanted to make sure you're okay.
#166 - Hospitalized?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Anonymis's profile 0
User avatar #167 - Anonymis (07/21/2014) [-]
Yeah
and then to a mental hospital for a bit.
User avatar #168 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
5 East

I gotchu
User avatar #169 - Anonymis (07/21/2014) [-]
>Is mod
>Cheating

User avatar #170 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
Yea sorry bout that but as someone who has been through loved ones being suicidal, i wanted to make sure you're okay.
#9326290 - ?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9326367 - holyfool (07/21/2014) [-]
Nova took care of it, le 9gag rated us apparently.
#9325215 - very interesting methods 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
#9324864 - i do  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9324868 - zahnrad (07/21/2014) [-]
Considering you hate my guts I'd rather not.
#9324817 - what 07/21/2014 on retard forum +1
#153 - Picture 07/21/2014 on Finally! a Pope that acts... +2
#9 - oh ya  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on How to hide your porn +1
User avatar #10 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
don't worry though, nobody can please everybody. even robert hated raymond and everybody loved that guy

to be honest, I know about you more from reputation than personal experience
#7 - >Thumbing people down based on their opinion of other people  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2014 on How to hide your porn 0
User avatar #8 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
thumbing someone down for an opinion you don't agree with is kind of the point of thumbing
#9 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
oh
ya
User avatar #10 - hashtronaut (07/21/2014) [-]
don't worry though, nobody can please everybody. even robert hated raymond and everybody loved that guy

to be honest, I know about you more from reputation than personal experience
#9324513 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9324522 - DrOhcysp (07/21/2014) [-]
lol
#9324487 - MESSAGE!  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9324504 - DrOhcysp (07/21/2014) [-]
#9324487 - phanact (2 minutes ago)
MESSAGE!
User avatar #9324522 - DrOhcysp (07/21/2014) [-]
lol
#9324477 - is that his name or  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9324482 - jobby (07/21/2014) [-]
Idk, found on internet.
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
stickied
I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
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#68233 - holyfool ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
You're joking right?
You're joking right?
User avatar #68219 - alphavsomega (19 hours ago) [-]
I sent in my mod test request 4 days ago. About how much longer should I expect to wait?
User avatar #68220 to #68219 - phanact (18 hours ago) [-]
wat?
User avatar #68221 to #68220 - alphavsomega (18 hours ago) [-]
I sent a message requesting a mod test to fjmodtest and I've been waiting for 4 days for a link to the test. About ow much longer should I wait?
User avatar #68223 to #68221 - phanact (18 hours ago) [-]
thats old now
User avatar #68224 to #68223 - alphavsomega (18 hours ago) [-]
Shit. Can you become a mod anymore? If so how?
User avatar #68225 to #68224 - phanact (18 hours ago) [-]
tehbestever whats the link to the mod tests for right now
User avatar #68226 to #68225 - tehbestever (18 hours ago) [-]
we aren't gonna use those anymore, we're just gonna do applications when august comes around

he'll either have to wait or he'll fail the tests if he tries anyways
User avatar #68229 to #68226 - alphavsomega (18 hours ago) [-]
About when in august? And when the time comes how will I apply?
User avatar #68230 to #68229 - tehbestever (18 hours ago) [-]
the start of august

We'll just send out a mass message with the details
User avatar #68231 to #68230 - alphavsomega (17 hours ago) [-]
alrighty then thanks man
User avatar #68227 to #68226 - phanact (18 hours ago) [-]
alright
i wasnt sure what our current way of doing it was
#68218 - simonjiha (20 hours ago) [-]
hi phanact. how are you?
hi phanact. how are you?
#68213 - flyinarrow (07/22/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/100++year+difference/funny-pictures/5228121/1#1

you see this, phaggot?

i have over 500 thumbs on my content and admun still didnt give me colored text

#FFFFEF is the color i want
User avatar #68215 to #68213 - phanact (07/22/2014) [-]
itll come
#68216 to #68215 - flyinarrow (07/22/2014) [-]
yea, it better, OR IM NEVER COMING TO THIS WEBSITE AGAIN :<<<<
#68214 to #68213 - flyinarrow (07/22/2014) [-]
*comment
#68212 - nought (07/21/2014) [-]
**nought rolled image** tfw you will never be a sexy orange pony in a maid outfit mother of cringe
#68217 to #68212 - starmandx (07/22/2014) [-]
**starmandx rolled image** his actual fw
User avatar #68201 to #68199 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
now u sloop?
User avatar #68198 - murphyslawtesties (07/21/2014) [-]
That's a nice subscriber number you have there


It would be a shame to lose it

Don't you think ?
User avatar #68204 to #68200 - murphyslawtesties (07/21/2014) [-]
Refer to the pic below
#68197 - murphyslawtesties (07/21/2014) [-]
Hello, May i have a moment to talk about Squating
User avatar #68202 to #68197 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
squating
User avatar #68193 - ttonyn ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
sup phanny?
User avatar #68195 to #68194 - ttonyn ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
cool, I aint got any food tho
User avatar #68190 - tridaak (07/21/2014) [-]
make me mod plz
User avatar #68192 to #68191 - tridaak (07/21/2014) [-]
thanks bby
User avatar #68187 - tranquilizer (07/20/2014) [-]
Imagine finding a teddy bear in a dark cave that echoes back nothing.
Now imagine it handing you a lolly cane
D1 to A4
Checkmate
The bear ate your Jack of Clubs
And the player on your left just built a hotel in the most expensive slot
The option to save and exit is disabled

What's your plan?
User avatar #68188 to #68187 - phanact (07/20/2014) [-]
ignore thi scomment
User avatar #68189 to #68188 - tranquilizer (07/20/2014) [-]
*khh*

phanact.exe corrupted
User avatar #68186 - icollectraresbro (07/20/2014) [-]
niggers phanact tounges my anus
User avatar #68184 - antiponiesuser (07/20/2014) [-]
why is Phanact pronounced nearly the same as Faggot?
User avatar #68185 to #68184 - phanact (07/20/2014) [-]
its not
User avatar #68196 to #68185 - antiponiesuser (07/21/2014) [-]
FAnact
FAgot

Nactgot

why are you so orange anyways? Purple is waaay better
User avatar #68203 to #68196 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
orange is by far the most superior color
#68206 to #68203 - antiponiesuser (07/21/2014) [-]
love me fanact. Im the most best of oranges.
User avatar #68207 to #68206 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
thats a clemintine
User avatar #68208 to #68207 - antiponiesuser (07/21/2014) [-]
Clementine*

retard
User avatar #68209 to #68208 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
IM AN ORANGE HORSE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SPELL CORRECTLY
#68210 to #68209 - antiponiesuser (07/21/2014) [-]
oh...   
   
well then...
oh...

well then...
#68180 - devout feminist (07/20/2014) [-]
Why is there only a finite number of times per day that I can thumb down Phanact? Why does FJ have to interrupt me on my quest to thumb-down all of Funnyjunk and Newest Content?
User avatar #68182 to #68180 - phanact (07/20/2014) [-]
Banned
#68179 - redfummer (07/20/2014) [-]
seriously Jersey Shore
unblock konradkurze already
#68178 - joshlol (07/19/2014) [-]
fuck you
#68174 - devout feminist (07/19/2014) [-]
Can you please tell tkich and those other faggots to stop shitting up the board

In fact nearly every post on the first page now is by seniorawesomesauce

One time was okay, but this is an every night thing now, and the other admin's minions aren't doing shit about it
#68177 to #68174 - idontknoow (07/19/2014) [-]
There's a reason why it's called the retard board. Hurr derrr xDDDDDDDD
User avatar #68170 - posttwo (07/19/2014) [-]
Phanact get back onto your own profile
User avatar #68172 to #68170 - phanact (07/19/2014) [-]
blow me orange cock
User avatar #68173 to #68172 - posttwo (07/19/2014) [-]
**posttwo summons fjaddictftw**
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