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#70864 - >Smoking anything  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #70867 - xxangelisxx (12/18/2014) [-]
u better b explain dis funnyjunk.com/pt15/70803#70803
User avatar #70871 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
LOL
#70873 - xxangelisxx (12/18/2014) [-]
I stumbled upon that dA post by a non-mlp search.
#70876 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
#70878 - xxangelisxx (12/18/2014) [-]
#70862 - hi 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +2
#70859 - omg they make so many cute plushies  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#70865 - xxangelisxx (12/18/2014) [-]
wat is this
User avatar #70868 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Its mane-iac from the power ponies episode where they went inside spikes comic book
User avatar #70870 - xxangelisxx (12/18/2014) [-]
what does it eat?
#70603 - UGHHHH WANT  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #70612 - wigglyjr (12/18/2014) [-]
Go The **** to Sleep Dude, please?
User avatar #70605 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
Go to bed
#70548 - im agreeing with you ''tardo'' lol 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
#70542 - Work keeps me out till 4 AM  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #70545 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Then sleep as soon as you get home, if you don't like it, find another job that works around your lifestyle, or ask for a change in shift hours.
#70538 - I wish that was an option.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #70539 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
What's your excuse?
User avatar #70542 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Work keeps me out till 4 AM
User avatar #70545 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Then sleep as soon as you get home, if you don't like it, find another job that works around your lifestyle, or ask for a change in shift hours.
#70532 - I think I'm going to shower then sleep, which is unusal of me but w/e  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #70535 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Do it, you'll feel better whenever morning is where you live. I suggest not taking so many late nights either.
User avatar #70538 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I wish that was an option.
User avatar #70539 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
What's your excuse?
User avatar #70542 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Work keeps me out till 4 AM
User avatar #70545 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Then sleep as soon as you get home, if you don't like it, find another job that works around your lifestyle, or ask for a change in shift hours.
#70526 - I should just sleep. I'll play pokemon till I crash. I've got …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #70541 - wigglyjr (12/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #70531 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
slop
#70522 - what job  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #70525 - novabird (12/18/2014) [-]
he became a seasonal driver for honda or another major car company testing cars off the line and occasionally getting to test out prototypes.
#70519 - No you're not. You take a break, that's the law and that's wha… 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#70517 - Well I'm sure the process starts with an overview of my terrib…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#70524 - creamNscream (12/18/2014) [-]
Probably. It wouldn't hurt to do some digging around and see what you can see what the requirements are for it. Never hurts.
#70516 - They drive 11hrs, and must rest for 10.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #70518 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
They say that. But when the destination is 14 hours away they're kinda fucked.
User avatar #70519 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
No you're not. You take a break, that's the law and that's what you do. The trucking network in the united states is heavily monitored, down to who is buying what gas when and where.
#70514 - That's not even legal, and yes I can do that. 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#70512 - yeah i get your cynical standpoint but that dont mean tha…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #70543 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
i just said i didnt you tardo
User avatar #70548 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
im agreeing with you ''tardo'' lol
User avatar #70529 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Sleep, you need it. Trust me.
User avatar #70532 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I think I'm going to shower then sleep, which is unusal of me but w/e
User avatar #70535 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Do it, you'll feel better whenever morning is where you live. I suggest not taking so many late nights either.
User avatar #70538 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I wish that was an option.
User avatar #70539 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
What's your excuse?
User avatar #70542 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Work keeps me out till 4 AM
User avatar #70545 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Then sleep as soon as you get home, if you don't like it, find another job that works around your lifestyle, or ask for a change in shift hours.
#70510 - I don't think I've been shat on in life enough. I also refuse … 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
#70506 - Would it be good money to be a truck driver?  [+] (8 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#70515 - creamNscream (12/18/2014) [-]
One of mom's ex's (when she was still alive) Was a truck driver, and from what I heard he made a shit ton of money.

Lived very humbly though, small apartment near the outskirts of a large city.

You need certain licensing for it, like drivers ed for tractor trailers, im not entirely sure the process.
User avatar #70517 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I'm sure the process starts with an overview of my terrible driving record
#70524 - creamNscream (12/18/2014) [-]
Probably. It wouldn't hurt to do some digging around and see what you can see what the requirements are for it. Never hurts.
User avatar #70511 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
If you can drive for 18 hours straight, then it'll be good.
User avatar #70516 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
They drive 11hrs, and must rest for 10.
User avatar #70518 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
They say that. But when the destination is 14 hours away they're kinda fucked.
User avatar #70519 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
No you're not. You take a break, that's the law and that's what you do. The trucking network in the united states is heavily monitored, down to who is buying what gas when and where.
User avatar #70514 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
That's not even legal, and yes I can do that.
#70503 - >/r/TheRedPill Totally not biased or anything  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #70507 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
i've been right about almost everything i said lol in regards to being bitter about life and how women are dog shit, etc

you should listen to me

or maybe you haven't been shit on enough to be as cynical as me

User avatar #70510 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I don't think I've been shat on in life enough. I also refuse to participate in politics in almost any regard as I think they're completely useless in life.

I'm still young and I've got a lot of time ahead of me
#70502 - speaking of that one missing blonde, I've run into her before …  [+] (12 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #70509 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
dude if i died no one would find out unless my corpse stunk up my apartment

i dont have family and i have no vagina so the world dont give a shit

i d-d-d-deal and still try and get shit done
User avatar #70536 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
das life mane
User avatar #70512 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
yeah
i get your cynical standpoint but that dont mean that you gotta give up in life
User avatar #70543 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
i just said i didnt you tardo
User avatar #70548 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
im agreeing with you ''tardo'' lol
User avatar #70529 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Sleep, you need it. Trust me.
User avatar #70532 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I think I'm going to shower then sleep, which is unusal of me but w/e
User avatar #70535 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Do it, you'll feel better whenever morning is where you live. I suggest not taking so many late nights either.
User avatar #70538 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I wish that was an option.
User avatar #70539 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
What's your excuse?
User avatar #70542 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Work keeps me out till 4 AM
User avatar #70545 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Then sleep as soon as you get home, if you don't like it, find another job that works around your lifestyle, or ask for a change in shift hours.
#70500 - I also feel like there are a lot of fun opportunites in the au…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #70521 - novabird (12/18/2014) [-]
lunar got this job and says it's pretty good.
User avatar #70522 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
what job
User avatar #70525 - novabird (12/18/2014) [-]
he became a seasonal driver for honda or another major car company testing cars off the line and occasionally getting to test out prototypes.
#70505 - creamNscream (12/18/2014) [-]
If travelling is what you're looking for, you can certainly try going for that.
Maybe a flight attendant job.
Hell even the military. Can't go wrong with uncle sam at all.

On the automotive side, i have a few family members that are welders and make a lot of money doing it, and its not necessarily just cars.
#70506 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Would it be good money to be a truck driver?
#70515 - creamNscream (12/18/2014) [-]
One of mom's ex's (when she was still alive) Was a truck driver, and from what I heard he made a shit ton of money.

Lived very humbly though, small apartment near the outskirts of a large city.

You need certain licensing for it, like drivers ed for tractor trailers, im not entirely sure the process.
User avatar #70517 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I'm sure the process starts with an overview of my terrible driving record
#70524 - creamNscream (12/18/2014) [-]
Probably. It wouldn't hurt to do some digging around and see what you can see what the requirements are for it. Never hurts.
User avatar #70511 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
If you can drive for 18 hours straight, then it'll be good.
User avatar #70516 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
They drive 11hrs, and must rest for 10.
User avatar #70518 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
They say that. But when the destination is 14 hours away they're kinda fucked.
User avatar #70519 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
No you're not. You take a break, that's the law and that's what you do. The trucking network in the united states is heavily monitored, down to who is buying what gas when and where.
User avatar #70514 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
That's not even legal, and yes I can do that.
#70497 - Ya know, whenever I'm feeling down, I'm glad I have you around…  [+] (18 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #70503 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
>/r/TheRedPill

Totally not biased or anything
User avatar #70507 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
i've been right about almost everything i said lol in regards to being bitter about life and how women are dog shit, etc

you should listen to me

or maybe you haven't been shit on enough to be as cynical as me

User avatar #70510 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I don't think I've been shat on in life enough. I also refuse to participate in politics in almost any regard as I think they're completely useless in life.

I'm still young and I've got a lot of time ahead of me
User avatar #70499 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
llfe is hard as fuck for men these days
no one gives a shit about you
if you died on the streets no one would care sorry

yet the whole country would go on a search for one missing blonde

dats life homie, d-d-d-d-deal with it
User avatar #70502 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
speaking of that one missing blonde, I've run into her before she went missing lmao

But yeah I don't care. I know I mean nothing to the rest of the world, but I mean something to myself. I'm PHANACT. I'm a motherfucking boss when it comes to shitposting
User avatar #70509 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
dude if i died no one would find out unless my corpse stunk up my apartment

i dont have family and i have no vagina so the world dont give a shit

i d-d-d-deal and still try and get shit done
User avatar #70536 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
das life mane
User avatar #70512 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
yeah
i get your cynical standpoint but that dont mean that you gotta give up in life
User avatar #70543 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
i just said i didnt you tardo
User avatar #70548 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
im agreeing with you ''tardo'' lol
User avatar #70529 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Sleep, you need it. Trust me.
User avatar #70532 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I think I'm going to shower then sleep, which is unusal of me but w/e
User avatar #70535 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Do it, you'll feel better whenever morning is where you live. I suggest not taking so many late nights either.
User avatar #70538 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I wish that was an option.
User avatar #70539 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
What's your excuse?
User avatar #70542 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Work keeps me out till 4 AM
User avatar #70545 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Then sleep as soon as you get home, if you don't like it, find another job that works around your lifestyle, or ask for a change in shift hours.
#70496 - I've got that young white male privledge 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
#70495 - Yeah but they're all middle aged indians who don't know englis…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
#70496 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I've got that young white male privledge
#70494 - But I have no friends. I moved and moved and moved and started…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#70523 - zealotgold (12/18/2014) [-]
you'll find your place have no fear, it just takes time
#70491 - That's what I'm working on. I've never taken out a loan and I'… 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
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User avatar #69765 - phanact (12/03/2014) [+] (1 child)
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#69873 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
please reply
i'd actually like a response from a mod that's helpful not just
hurr durr you posted child porn **** off
#69872 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
Can you get bumsnatcher taken off the ban on sight list?
it's seems kinda trivial at this point
User avatar #69867 - hektoroftroy (12/18/2014) [-]
You're level 9.
****** surreal.
#69868 to #69867 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm actually level 90000000000 you turbonerd get on my level
User avatar #69869 to #69868 - hektoroftroy (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh right my bad.
I can't see without my glasses.
User avatar #69870 to #69869 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
User avatar #69871 to #69870 - hektoroftroy (12/18/2014) [-]
*swishes cape*
User avatar #69866 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
yurgaylol
User avatar #69859 - maybelline (12/16/2014) [-]
44444th comment
User avatar #69860 to #69859 - phanact (12/16/2014) [-]
technically 69859 tho
User avatar #69861 to #69860 - maybelline (12/16/2014) [-]
technically yes, but on a completly different note, how do you pronounce your name?
User avatar #69862 to #69861 - phanact (12/16/2014) [-]
fan act
User avatar #69863 to #69862 - maybelline (12/16/2014) [-]
this changes everything, thank you
#69858 - mythiccat (12/16/2014) [-]
Lovin the new pony roll thing there buddy! X3
#69857 - enderss (12/15/2014) [-]
Its gunna be like this phanny
User avatar #69856 - mysticprophecy (12/15/2014) [-]
**mysticprophecy used "*roll 6, LOL*"**
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User avatar #69855 - mysticprophecy (12/15/2014) [-]
**mysticprophecy used "*roll 6, faggots*"**
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User avatar #69854 - joshlol (12/15/2014) [-]
do you get mentions for the *roll faggots* thing?
#69851 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
hey m8, do you draw your characters or do you use a program?
User avatar #69852 to #69851 - phanact (12/14/2014) [-]
both?
User avatar #69850 - iastro ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #69849 - ssjkirby (12/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #69846 - cupcakescankill ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
sry
#69845 - swordwoman (12/10/2014) [-]
Hello phanact,

A dude of mine got banned for no reason, no seriously, there is no reason for said ban or by who he was banned or when the ban will be lifted.

funnyjunk.com/user/theorangefox

This dude.
User avatar #69842 - adagiodazzle ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Hey man, your FTB server is practically dead. I was on it for 6 hours last night, and nobody logged on. I think you should advertise it more. Or something. Post a link onto **** Brony or something...
User avatar #69843 to #69842 - phanact (12/10/2014) [-]
I don't want it to get to the point where I have to work on it. Plus I'm working with fluttergrey on a better modpack anyway
User avatar #69838 - brahdin (12/09/2014) [-]
So after three years of lurking in the shadows and finally making an account.
I have to ask now, why does everyone seem to love hating you and you seem to just shrug it off so much?
User avatar #69853 to #69838 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
He's basically he king of faggots, and we love to love/hate him.
User avatar #69840 to #69839 - brahdin (12/09/2014) [-]
Is it the ponies, just sorta rolled with then?
User avatar #69833 to #69832 - phanact (12/09/2014) [-]
reply to >>54444
User avatar #69834 to #69833 - phanact (12/09/2014) [-]
doesnt work on profiles gg
User avatar #69830 - tranquilizer (12/08/2014) [-]
Phanact has a crush on orange things
User avatar #69831 to #69830 - phanact (12/08/2014) [-]
an orange crush
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