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Date Signed Up:3/25/2011
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#68020 - Picture 07/10/2014 on phanact's profile 0
#9245815 - announcements 07/10/2014 on retard forum 0
#9245732 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9245795 - agreatusername (07/10/2014) [-]
Where do i find the info i need here.
Ive been looking, but i havent found it yet.
Is there like a glossary, or an index list somewhere?
User avatar #9245815 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
announcements
#9244777 - i think the fairy likes it  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9244780 - posttwo (07/10/2014) [-]
I dont think so
she's removing links like shes mad
he cant satisfy her
#9244735 - her computer shut down on her lmao 07/10/2014 on retard forum 0
#299 - its fj, no one would be offended 07/10/2014 on Phancraft 0
#298 - go for it  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Phancraft 0
#303 - themilkdelivery (07/10/2014) [-]
TYBP
#9244727 - rolled once you rolled like 8 times in a row all within 4 …  [+] (14 new replies) 07/10/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9244734 - agreatusername (07/10/2014) [-]
YOU TWO ARE LITERALLY IN THE SAME FUCKING HOUSE!
TALK TO EACHOTHER!
User avatar #9244755 - tranquilizer (07/10/2014) [-]
Wait really?
User avatar #9244767 - agreatusername (07/10/2014) [-]
Or, so we've been lead to believe.
User avatar #9244766 - agreatusername (07/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, phanny and addict are dating, and stay with each other.
User avatar #9244775 - tranquilizer (07/10/2014) [-]
That's so gay of , my creepy orange uncle
User avatar #9244781 - agreatusername (07/10/2014) [-]
Hmm?
User avatar #9244786 - tranquilizer (07/10/2014) [-]
You know... There isn't a way to un-gay-ify phaynakt
User avatar #9244791 - agreatusername (07/10/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about right now.
User avatar #9244794 - tranquilizer (07/10/2014) [-]
You don't know that FJ knows phanacl as one of the biggest faggots online?

As a joke thing..
User avatar #9244810 - agreatusername (07/10/2014) [-]
Attention whore*
The title of biggest faggot is ever changing and nobody really knows anymore.
Definitely not , my creepy orange uncle.
User avatar #9244821 - tranquilizer (07/10/2014) [-]
I'd still say the majority agrees on that phaynact is known as our special faggot around here
User avatar #9244830 - agreatusername (07/10/2014) [-]
Well of course around here hes a massive faggot.
however i would still say the biggest faggot on the board is cumsnatcher.
Hes especially faggoty.
User avatar #9244770 - tranquilizer (07/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #9244735 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
her computer shut down on her lmao
#9244726 - Justice will be served 07/10/2014 on retard forum 0
#9244723 - ** rolled user zoopityzop **  [+] (16 new replies) 07/10/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9244725 - fjaddictftw (07/10/2014) [-]
spam
User avatar #9244734 - agreatusername (07/10/2014) [-]
YOU TWO ARE LITERALLY IN THE SAME FUCKING HOUSE!
TALK TO EACHOTHER!
User avatar #9244755 - tranquilizer (07/10/2014) [-]
Wait really?
User avatar #9244767 - agreatusername (07/10/2014) [-]
Or, so we've been lead to believe.
User avatar #9244766 - agreatusername (07/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, phanny and addict are dating, and stay with each other.
User avatar #9244775 - tranquilizer (07/10/2014) [-]
That's so gay of , my creepy orange uncle
User avatar #9244781 - agreatusername (07/10/2014) [-]
Hmm?
User avatar #9244786 - tranquilizer (07/10/2014) [-]
You know... There isn't a way to un-gay-ify phaynakt
User avatar #9244791 - agreatusername (07/10/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about right now.
User avatar #9244794 - tranquilizer (07/10/2014) [-]
You don't know that FJ knows phanacl as one of the biggest faggots online?

As a joke thing..
User avatar #9244810 - agreatusername (07/10/2014) [-]
Attention whore*
The title of biggest faggot is ever changing and nobody really knows anymore.
Definitely not , my creepy orange uncle.
User avatar #9244821 - tranquilizer (07/10/2014) [-]
I'd still say the majority agrees on that phaynact is known as our special faggot around here
User avatar #9244830 - agreatusername (07/10/2014) [-]
Well of course around here hes a massive faggot.
however i would still say the biggest faggot on the board is cumsnatcher.
Hes especially faggoty.
User avatar #9244770 - tranquilizer (07/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #9244735 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
her computer shut down on her lmao
#9244722 - SORRY ITS JUST ROLLING NOT SPAM OKAY PLEASE NO BAN  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9244724 - fjaddictftw (07/10/2014) [-]
if you ban me, you ban yourself
User avatar #9244747 - agreatusername (07/10/2014) [-]
Someone doesnt want to get laid anytime soon.
User avatar #9244726 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
Justice will be served
#9244719 - fjaddictftw why the spam  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9244720 - fjaddictftw (07/10/2014) [-]
its rolling, im done
User avatar #9244722 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
SORRY
ITS JUST ROLLING NOT SPAM OKAY PLEASE NO BAN
User avatar #9244724 - fjaddictftw (07/10/2014) [-]
if you ban me, you ban yourself
User avatar #9244747 - agreatusername (07/10/2014) [-]
Someone doesnt want to get laid anytime soon.
User avatar #9244726 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
Justice will be served
#9244711 - >Using drugs while working out I hope you like destoryi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9244715 - holyfool (07/10/2014) [-]
HMB prevents that from happening
#68018 - just like my big black penetrative daddy  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #68019 - posttwo (07/10/2014) [-]
He sends money
I actually went to the bank, got shitload of 1c coins and threw them
#68016 - i didnt even get started on thatb ut lmao yea probs  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #68017 - posttwo (07/10/2014) [-]
Working on it
I mean
Im throwing money at people to fix it
User avatar #68018 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
just like my big black penetrative daddy
User avatar #68019 - posttwo (07/10/2014) [-]
He sends money
I actually went to the bank, got shitload of 1c coins and threw them
#68014 - I know. We're trying to figure this out to make it less uh... … 07/10/2014 on phanact's profile 0
#734 - ** rolled image ** 07/10/2014 on fj prison 0
#68011 - FIXING PLEASDE THANKS  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on phanact's profile 0
#68012 - toohntown (07/10/2014) [-]
fix faster
#999928 - FIXING HOLD ON A FEW MIN  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #999930 - darealsnooki (07/10/2014) [-]
Sorr sorr
#295 - uhhh ask peanutbitter he'll know  [+] (8 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Phancraft 0
User avatar #296 - thatguythatlaughs (07/10/2014) [-]
ok, he peanutbitter, how the fuck does this teamspeak shit work.
User avatar #304 - peanutbitter (07/10/2014) [-]
its not integrated. you have to download the teamspeak 3 client to use it. the mc server has a plugin that announces the teamspeak server's activity
www.teamspeak.com/?page=downloads
User avatar #307 - thatguythatlaughs (07/11/2014) [-]
I got it, now what?
I typed in the fucking server address and nothing showed.
#308 - peanutbitter (07/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #310 - thatguythatlaughs (07/11/2014) [-]
i see, the problem was i was going to server list.
now im just getting errors every time i try to connect,
i appreciate your help
User avatar #309 - peanutbitter (07/11/2014) [-]
make sure its in correctly
User avatar #311 - thatguythatlaughs (07/11/2014) [-]
got it
User avatar #305 - thatguythatlaughs (07/10/2014) [-]
gotcha
#9242697 - off to rehab, again  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on retard forum 0
#9242703 - fjaddictftw (07/10/2014) [-]
#293 - it should i dont really mess with it  [+] (10 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Phancraft 0
User avatar #294 - thatguythatlaughs (07/10/2014) [-]
i meant like how.
i couldnt figure it out.
User avatar #295 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
uhhh
ask peanutbitter
he'll know
User avatar #296 - thatguythatlaughs (07/10/2014) [-]
ok, he peanutbitter, how the fuck does this teamspeak shit work.
User avatar #304 - peanutbitter (07/10/2014) [-]
its not integrated. you have to download the teamspeak 3 client to use it. the mc server has a plugin that announces the teamspeak server's activity
www.teamspeak.com/?page=downloads
User avatar #307 - thatguythatlaughs (07/11/2014) [-]
I got it, now what?
I typed in the fucking server address and nothing showed.
#308 - peanutbitter (07/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #310 - thatguythatlaughs (07/11/2014) [-]
i see, the problem was i was going to server list.
now im just getting errors every time i try to connect,
i appreciate your help
User avatar #309 - peanutbitter (07/11/2014) [-]
make sure its in correctly
User avatar #311 - thatguythatlaughs (07/11/2014) [-]
got it
User avatar #305 - thatguythatlaughs (07/10/2014) [-]
gotcha
#291 - yea we're fixing chat channels so itll be up soon. 07/10/2014 on Phancraft 0
#290 - yea we're fixing chat channels so itll be up soon. 07/10/2014 on Phancraft 0
#289 - Yea, I know. Its whitelisted at the moment while I setup hero chat  [+] (13 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Phancraft 0
User avatar #302 - itsdasp (07/10/2014) [-]
And here I was, worrying that Phancraft has gone "exclusive"
User avatar #292 - thatguythatlaughs (07/10/2014) [-]
ok, also does teamspeak work in the server if so how do I use it? , my creepy orange uncle
User avatar #293 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
it should
i dont really mess with it
User avatar #294 - thatguythatlaughs (07/10/2014) [-]
i meant like how.
i couldnt figure it out.
User avatar #295 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
uhhh
ask peanutbitter
he'll know
User avatar #296 - thatguythatlaughs (07/10/2014) [-]
ok, he peanutbitter, how the fuck does this teamspeak shit work.
User avatar #304 - peanutbitter (07/10/2014) [-]
its not integrated. you have to download the teamspeak 3 client to use it. the mc server has a plugin that announces the teamspeak server's activity
www.teamspeak.com/?page=downloads
User avatar #307 - thatguythatlaughs (07/11/2014) [-]
I got it, now what?
I typed in the fucking server address and nothing showed.
#308 - peanutbitter (07/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #310 - thatguythatlaughs (07/11/2014) [-]
i see, the problem was i was going to server list.
now im just getting errors every time i try to connect,
i appreciate your help
User avatar #309 - peanutbitter (07/11/2014) [-]
make sure its in correctly
User avatar #311 - thatguythatlaughs (07/11/2014) [-]
got it
User avatar #305 - thatguythatlaughs (07/10/2014) [-]
gotcha
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
stickied
I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
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User avatar #68041 - puredeliciousness (12 hours ago) [-]
Yo, just an old old friend popping in to say hi. What's up bud?
User avatar #68042 to #68041 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
nothing really
dealing wiuth mc server
User avatar #68043 to #68042 - puredeliciousness (12 hours ago) [-]
One of my friends was just on there. They want you to get it back up
User avatar #68044 to #68043 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
yea
i accidencally reloaded it
User avatar #68045 to #68044 - puredeliciousness (12 hours ago) [-]
You accidentally poorly englished
User avatar #68037 - grama ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
hey , my creepy orange uncle i have a question about the server(minecraft)
User avatar #68040 to #68037 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
whatup
User avatar #68047 to #68046 - phanact (1 hour ago) [-]
that means you're minecraft client doesn't reconigze the username, it wasnt authenticated through mojang servers.
User avatar #68048 to #68047 - grama ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
wait do i have to buy the game to play?
User avatar #68035 - letrollzor ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
That was quick
User avatar #68025 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
***** slow the **** down. I'm getting notifications faster than my computer can load the notification window.
User avatar #68026 to #68025 - phanact (07/11/2014) [-]
How? the notifications are disabled
User avatar #68027 to #68026 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
Not on my end apparently. I woke up with 32 notifications, most from your content.
User avatar #68028 to #68027 - phanact (07/11/2014) [-]
disable em in the prefs
User avatar #68030 to #68028 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
You don't have to stop, just slow down a little.
User avatar #68032 to #68030 - phanact (07/11/2014) [-]
I do this 3-4times every day. 12-15 content each time.
User avatar #68033 to #68032 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
Holy **** , how do you have time for this?
User avatar #68034 to #68033 - phanact (07/11/2014) [-]
takes less than a minute to upload each content + ive been doing it for a while *****
User avatar #68029 to #68028 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
But then I won't get a notification if venomousvalentine uploads more pics of his booty in NSFW.
User avatar #68031 to #68029 - phanact (07/11/2014) [-]
You can check his profile?
User avatar #68021 - Sunset (07/10/2014) [-]
my friend has the gamertag phaggot
User avatar #68023 to #68021 - ied (07/11/2014) [-]
has he got anymore?
User avatar #68022 to #68021 - phanact (07/11/2014) [-]
cool?
User avatar #68013 - soundofwinter (07/10/2014) [-]
If you disable shout from everyone but my big black penetrative daddys, nobody on the server can talk. At all.
User avatar #68014 to #68013 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
I know. We're trying to figure this out to make it less uh... cluttered and difficult
User avatar #68010 - soundofwinter (07/10/2014) [-]
Dat Whitelist though
User avatar #68011 to #68010 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
FIXING PLEASDE THANKS
#68012 to #68011 - toohntown (07/10/2014) [-]
fix faster
#67993 - posttwo (07/09/2014) [-]
seekay I need these in big res asap
User avatar #67994 to #67993 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
I'll do it when I feel like it omg don't rush me

Also why are we on big orange ****** profile?
User avatar #67995 to #67994 - posttwo (07/09/2014) [-]
I use his profile as a place to mention random people now
dunno why
I like it here
User avatar #67997 to #67996 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
oi
User avatar #67999 to #67998 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
how u doin m9
User avatar #68000 to #67999 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
good trying to fix **** on MC server
User avatar #68001 to #68000 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
I wish MC would run on this toaster. Feel like playing it again but can't.
User avatar #68002 to #68001 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
tfw i have 16gb of ram on this ****
User avatar #68003 to #68002 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
thats my cleint, not the serber
User avatar #68004 to #68003 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Aren't 16 GB ram overkill at the moment? Might come in handy in like 5 years. I'm no tech savvy and I obviously don't keep up with the latest PC parts and stuff.
User avatar #68005 to #68004 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
not when i run MC (client), bit coin mining, an MMO farming ingame money, and usually an FPS likeborderlinds im playing with a friend
User avatar #68006 to #68005 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
That's cool. My laptop already goes ******* when I have the browser open with more than 3 tabs. Especially with best site on the internet and PT. Hue.
User avatar #68008 to #68006 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Wow addy so fanni filters top meme :^)
User avatar #68007 to #68006 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
PT is a **** site anyway and FJ has a ram error
User avatar #68015 to #68007 - posttwo (07/10/2014) [-]
FJ has a ram error
lol *****
You dont know what ram leak is until you go on PT
User avatar #68016 to #68015 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
i didnt even get started on thatb ut lmao yea probs
User avatar #68017 to #68016 - posttwo (07/10/2014) [-]
Working on it
I mean
Im throwing money at people to fix it
User avatar #68018 to #68017 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
just like my big black penetrative daddy
User avatar #68019 to #68018 - posttwo (07/10/2014) [-]
He sends money
I actually went to the bank, got ******** of 1c coins and threw them
User avatar #68009 to #68007 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Ravioli ravioli your opinion is wrongioli

anyways, was nice talking to you again
#67989 - joshlol (07/09/2014) [-]
did my big black penetrative daddy delete all links posted yesterday or something?

I've seen a lot of missing url's on comments
User avatar #67990 to #67989 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
i have no idea
User avatar #67987 - spongeychicken (07/09/2014) [-]
Does your minceraft server have the factions plugin?
User avatar #67991 to #67987 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
for the PVP world
User avatar #67992 to #67991 - spongeychicken (07/09/2014) [-]
ah ok i might try it once i upgrade my potato to a cucumber
User avatar #67985 - soundofwinter (07/09/2014) [-]
1010 no lag server
Worked as advertised
User avatar #67986 to #67985 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
lmao

i fix
#67982 - precision (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm trying to become FJ famous/Infamous. So I feel like adding people who are will help me a little. So.
User avatar #67983 to #67982 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
thats stupid
User avatar #67984 to #67983 - precision (07/09/2014) [-]
So stupid. But I have nothing better to do.
User avatar #67980 - icameheretotroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Ey Can you tell me which version is the mc server
thx
User avatar #67981 to #67980 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
1.7.9
#67979 - goomy (07/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#67978 - goomy (07/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#67977 - goomy (07/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#67975 - teamdaigurren (07/08/2014) [-]
So you won't suck my dick, but can we **** instead?~
User avatar #67976 to #67975 - phanact (07/08/2014) [-]
uh idk
#67988 to #67976 - teamdaigurren (07/09/2014) [-]
That's okay babe, you take your time.~
#67974 - mountaindewkie ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
What are you going to do, Flag me?
User avatar #67972 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
It's 5:00 am and I'm very tired right now.

I've come here to tell you that I think you're kind of a cool guy. I hardly ever post on this site, except for some weird stuff on a few specific profiles, but I've logged onto and browsed FJ almost every day for the last 2 and a half years.

I've seen you around a lot, ever since we had the old admin, and everyone simply goofed around on the brony board all day, without all these stupid items, and weird new layouts, and massive amounts of trolls. I always enjoyed the stuff you posted, and I still do.

I find it funny the way people hate on you. I can't imagine why, what reason they have, but I never feel the same as them. Never hated you, what you do, how you do it or even why. All I know is it must suck sometimes. I can't know for sure, but that's my assumption. And I think it's a damn shame if it does.

I don't know why I came here, or even what message I was hoping to convey. All I know is that I think I'm going to go to bed now. So good night.
User avatar #67973 to #67972 - phanact (07/07/2014) [-]
ok good night
#67970 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (07/07/2014) [-]
Phanact I want to be a mod but I'm a "new" user. I say "new" because I've had a few accounts in the past that I deleted. My last one was level 281 in comments I think. Been browsing fj since I was in 7th grade. I'm a 3rd year college students now.
#67971 to #67970 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (07/07/2014) [-]
The website won't let me take the test
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