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#168 - im a pony 08/27/2014 on What a guy 0
#32 - sorry i guess its cuz ur a shiity meme spouting product of  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on viviannjames's profile 0
User avatar #33 - viviannjames (08/27/2014) [-]
I may be a fag but at least I'm not phanact.
#30 - wat  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2014 on viviannjames's profile 0
User avatar #31 - viviannjames (08/27/2014) [-]
Fez is cancelled
User avatar #32 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
sorry i guess its cuz ur a shiity meme spouting product of /b/.com
User avatar #33 - viviannjames (08/27/2014) [-]
I may be a fag but at least I'm not phanact.
#63 - ?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Internet Board Meeting +1
#66 - skyrimdovah (08/27/2014) [-]
Why do kids love the taste cinnamon toast crunch?
User avatar #72 - assassindash (08/27/2014) [-]
This made me giggle.
#64 - skyrimdovah has deleted their comment.
#9571229 - do not try to find me please thanks  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on retard forum 0
#9571249 - DrOhcysp (08/27/2014) [-]
tfw i know where you live
User avatar #9571235 - kokanum (08/27/2014) [-]
2 l8
im outside ur door
#26 - who is ur mascot  [+] (5 new replies) 08/27/2014 on viviannjames's profile 0
#27 - viviannjames (08/27/2014) [-]
Phanact Fish
User avatar #30 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #31 - viviannjames (08/27/2014) [-]
Fez is cancelled
User avatar #32 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
sorry i guess its cuz ur a shiity meme spouting product of /b/.com
User avatar #33 - viviannjames (08/27/2014) [-]
I may be a fag but at least I'm not phanact.
#55 - thats a bit better 08/27/2014 on Build your own cheap gaming... -1
#618758 - electrode EXPLOSION ALL THE WAY 08/27/2014 on Pokemon 0
#618756 - **phanact rolls 101**  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #618758 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
electrode

EXPLOSION ALL THE WAY
#618755 - **phanact rolls 983**  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #618756 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
**phanact rolls 101**
User avatar #618758 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
electrode

EXPLOSION ALL THE WAY
#618753 - **phanact rolls 970** i dont htin ktheres is 728  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #618755 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
**phanact rolls 983**
User avatar #618756 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
**phanact rolls 101**
User avatar #618758 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
electrode

EXPLOSION ALL THE WAY
#618752 - **phanact rolls 728**  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #618753 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
**phanact rolls 970** i dont htin ktheres is 728
User avatar #618755 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
**phanact rolls 983**
User avatar #618756 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
**phanact rolls 101**
User avatar #618758 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
electrode

EXPLOSION ALL THE WAY
#618751 - **phanact rolls 908**  [+] (5 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #618752 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
**phanact rolls 728**
User avatar #618753 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
**phanact rolls 970** i dont htin ktheres is 728
User avatar #618755 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
**phanact rolls 983**
User avatar #618756 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
**phanact rolls 101**
User avatar #618758 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
electrode

EXPLOSION ALL THE WAY
#9571046 - we can see th ecomment but image is gone  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9572150 - joshlol (08/27/2014) [-]
I see the image
User avatar #9572154 - joshlol (08/27/2014) [-]
[url deleted]
User avatar #9572155 - joshlol (08/27/2014) [-]
ugh
User avatar #9571050 - leown (08/27/2014) [-]
what i said v
#16 - lower the capactiy of the graphics card and increase the CPU a…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Build your own cheap gaming... 0
#103 - wraithguard (08/27/2014) [-]
I'd rather have a kick ass graphics card than CPU in a gaming computer. Most of the stress is in the graphics anyway if it's not than you're not gaming right .
#227 - hongkongdingdong (08/27/2014) [-]
Ignore the anon. Yes the stress mainly goes to the GPU. I have a friend with a 290X and a Q9650 from the 775 socket and he gets roughly the same framerates as anyone else with a 290X.
#221 - anonymous (08/27/2014) [-]
''Graphics are more important than the gamplay''
Do you work for the guys who make call of duty?
User avatar #273 - cocopopsonfire (08/27/2014) [-]
its quite clear you don't understand the difference between graphical fidelity in game and graphics performance outside of a game

you got a shit graphics, you got a shit gaming experience (unless all you play are games like civ and starcraft or old games)
#9571036 - its not cock vore its ass vore in reverse ~ shadowtails 2014 08/27/2014 on retard forum 0
#14 - Picture 08/27/2014 on Build your own cheap gaming... +13
#13 - >dual core please go good deal on the 1tb for …  [+] (21 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Build your own cheap gaming... +34
User avatar #639 - JariWeis (08/28/2014) [-]
The 270X is the most sweetspot GPU at the moment.
And you can get a 740 with 2GB, doesn't mean the card will actually fill up those 2GB.
You need enough power from the card to be able to utilise them.
Also: LOL CUDA ON AMD
#441 - baditch (08/27/2014) [-]
You can make it 2tb for an extra $20
#378 - tibialun (08/27/2014) [-]
>implying Radeon card has CUDA cores



>is Nvidia technology
please go
#599 - subadanus (08/28/2014) [-]
>implying stream processors and cuda cores aren't the same fucking thing
#381 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
implying i have any idea what im talking about and im not just shitting up saying shit to rustle jimjams
#382 - tibialun (08/27/2014) [-]
implying you got me





if that's the case, you actually did 7/10
User avatar #383 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
it wasnt I was just trying to sound smart when im really not
i built like one PC like 2 years ago so now I think I'm the smartest person ever
User avatar #384 - Sunset (08/27/2014) [-]
you seem to think that a lot
#385 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
and you seem to think that you have the right to dictate who deserves to be #1 on fj rankings, since I specifically remember you saying that if someone isn't funny enough to you, they don't deserve to be on fj rankings
User avatar #386 - Sunset (08/27/2014) [-]
na mane
#285 - sylaz (08/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #274 - cocopopsonfire (08/27/2014) [-]
>cuda cores



please go back to nvidia-land
#66 - anonymous (08/27/2014) [-]
>cuda cores
gtfo nvidia shill, this is price/performance town, not waste your cash on a crippled cardville
User avatar #54 - admin (08/27/2014) [-]
i added link to i3 upgrade

goo.gl/IrQzOC
User avatar #55 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
thats a bit better
#33 - warcraftguy (08/27/2014) [-]
mhmm yes that's a good point and everything

but have you considered the fact that you're a faggot
User avatar #16 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
lower the capactiy of the graphics card and increase the CPU a little bit and you'd be around the same price, if not less, for something a bit more powerful in general
#103 - wraithguard (08/27/2014) [-]
I'd rather have a kick ass graphics card than CPU in a gaming computer. Most of the stress is in the graphics anyway if it's not than you're not gaming right .
#227 - hongkongdingdong (08/27/2014) [-]
Ignore the anon. Yes the stress mainly goes to the GPU. I have a friend with a 290X and a Q9650 from the 775 socket and he gets roughly the same framerates as anyone else with a 290X.
#221 - anonymous (08/27/2014) [-]
''Graphics are more important than the gamplay''
Do you work for the guys who make call of duty?
User avatar #273 - cocopopsonfire (08/27/2014) [-]
its quite clear you don't understand the difference between graphical fidelity in game and graphics performance outside of a game

you got a shit graphics, you got a shit gaming experience (unless all you play are games like civ and starcraft or old games)
#9570893 - these are not the droids youre looking for  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on retard forum 0
#9570897 - ashedust (08/27/2014) [-]
Nope. In fact I think you're looking for darlingdo. I hear that faggot might play League.

Love the reference... if only I had a vhs player... and my grandparents copies of Star Wars.
#9570887 - its cuz you play league  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9570918 - bionicpanda (08/27/2014) [-]
^

literally exactly why

i mean i don't care if you play league but don't shove it in our face with ur shitty casual mascot
#9570892 - ashedust (08/27/2014) [-]
I think you have me mistaken for someone else.
User avatar #9570893 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
these are not the droids youre looking for
#9570897 - ashedust (08/27/2014) [-]
Nope. In fact I think you're looking for darlingdo. I hear that faggot might play League.

Love the reference... if only I had a vhs player... and my grandparents copies of Star Wars.
#9570886 - >One day of posts asking for subs >50 more I got…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9570899 - peanutsaurusrex (08/27/2014) [-]
im attempting to start this as of 2 days ago
#9570867 - thumbs have a 90 day limit 08/27/2014 on retard forum 0
#9570866 - I used to be rankings dont stay  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9570867 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
thumbs have a 90 day limit
#9570843 - the anti phanact **** items board …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9570864 - webs (08/27/2014) [-]
But you aren't #1 in anything. Not even Comments.
User avatar #9570866 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
I used to be
rankings dont stay
User avatar #9570867 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
thumbs have a 90 day limit
#68657 - whats up  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2014 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #68660 - dndxplain (08/27/2014) [-]
there's this massive problem with a shit poster on the /tabletop/ board.
could we talk about this in private some time later today? via PM or what have you.
User avatar #68661 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
was just informed about it and hopefully it was dealt with
User avatar #68667 - dndxplain (08/27/2014) [-]
doesn't seem to be
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
stickied
I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
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User avatar #68727 - skeptical (4 hours ago) [-]
admin can't seem to answer me, presumably because of the massive load of **** he has to deal with
Do you have any idea why I can't thumb? Whenever I try it gives me that glitch where it doesn't register as having thumbed and lets the count keep going up/down on my screen after multiple pushes of the button.
User avatar #68720 - lanfearandthecup (12 hours ago) [-]
congratz no level 399 on content... ill see you at level 400 i guess....
User avatar #68721 to #68720 - phanact (11 hours ago) [-]
yea in like a month or so since its so ******* long to get 300,000
User avatar #68723 to #68721 - phanact (11 hours ago) [-]
but ty
User avatar #68719 - antiponiesuser (14 hours ago) [-]
I suscribed
User avatar #68722 to #68719 - phanact (11 hours ago) [-]
ty <3
#68724 to #68722 - antiponiesuser (11 hours ago) [-]
np.

can I be one of your crusaders?
User avatar #68725 to #68724 - phanact (11 hours ago) [-]
sure
#68726 to #68725 - antiponiesuser (10 hours ago) [-]
I tried

God if I tried
User avatar #68710 - fjaddictftw (22 hours ago) [-]
have 1001
User avatar #68712 to #68710 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
1001 ways to subscribe
User avatar #68713 to #68711 - fjaddictftw (22 hours ago) [-]
I wasnt ever subbed to you
User avatar #68678 - feelythefeel ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Hey phanact, do you know who the moderator for the politics board is?
User avatar #68705 to #68678 - phanact (08/28/2014) [-]
mods arent specific per board
why
User avatar #68714 to #68705 - feelythefeel ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
Aaaand now he's posting porn.
User avatar #68708 to #68705 - feelythefeel ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
/religion board, that is.
User avatar #68707 to #68705 - feelythefeel ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
Well you almost banned ecomp even though he was one of the few things keeping /tabletop alive. I just figured it would make sense if someone actually did something about syrianassassin, who's literally killing the board with actual *********** .
User avatar #68715 to #68707 - syrianassassin (19 hours ago) [-]
they know, they dont care
#68677 - feelythefeel has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #68656 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
posttwo it didn't print the error
although the pc turned off on itself not sure why
User avatar #68662 to #68659 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
also
i opened like
it wanted access to UpdateAdobe.exe or w/e
i hit no
it came back 5 times instantly
so i said yes
then it shut down my entire pc
User avatar #68665 to #68662 - posttwo (08/27/2014) [-]
malwarebytes
gogogo
#68653 - kbvskoolaid (08/27/2014) [-]
how strongly do you enforce that "i won't suck your dick" rule?
User avatar #68655 to #68653 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
depends on who u r
User avatar #68672 to #68669 - phanact (08/28/2014) [-]
wtf ur MAD ! !
User avatar #68674 to #68672 - fjaddictftw (08/28/2014) [-]
DO UR HW AND GTFO FJ
User avatar #68675 to #68674 - phanact (08/28/2014) [-]
just checking notifications now im starting ty
User avatar #68676 to #68675 - fjaddictftw (08/28/2014) [-]
did u see my links
User avatar #68673 to #68672 - fjaddictftw (08/28/2014) [-]
its not ok 2 be gay
#68664 to #68655 - kbvskoolaid (08/27/2014) [-]
7/10 white CIS male scum with apparently uncontrollable rape urges
User avatar #68652 - whiteniggers (08/26/2014) [-]
hey man i assume you know this

how long does it usually take for admin to give colored text after asking which color you want? i know he's been busy recently but i guess you know more about colored text than me, so help me out man
User avatar #68654 to #68652 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
what do u mean exactly
User avatar #68658 to #68654 - whiteniggers (08/27/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/redesign+some+things/text/5271370/141#141

well he said this to me, and he's been online since my reply, so i don't know if he's just avoiding it or if i need to wait because of other reasons that he didn't say. so like, is that normal? is it normal to wait a few days?
User avatar #68716 to #68658 - admin (16 hours ago) [-]
i forgot m8

there
User avatar #68717 to #68716 - whiteniggers (15 hours ago) [-]
OHH **** MATE

THANKS MAN
User avatar #68663 to #68658 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
let me know if he doenst reply in the next 24 hrs from now
if he doesnt ill assume he forgot about it and ill remind him
i just wanna give him some more time so just be patient
User avatar #68706 to #68663 - whiteniggers (08/28/2014) [-]
Still nothing...
User avatar #68709 to #68706 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
ok
fine
uh
let me remind him
User avatar #68718 to #68709 - whiteniggers (15 hours ago) [-]
you're a legend my friend, thanks so much
User avatar #68666 to #68663 - whiteniggers (08/27/2014) [-]
thanks man, perfect response, i'll let you know
User avatar #68651 - dndxplain ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
I have to ask you something involving you being a mod. respond when you get a chance please
User avatar #68657 to #68651 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
whats up
User avatar #68660 to #68657 - dndxplain ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
there's this massive problem with a **** poster on the /tabletop/ board.
could we talk about this in private some time later today? via PM or what have you.
User avatar #68661 to #68660 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
was just informed about it and hopefully it was dealt with
User avatar #68667 to #68661 - dndxplain ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
doesn't seem to be
User avatar #68622 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
posttwo i need ur help
User avatar #68623 to #68622 - posttwo (08/26/2014) [-]
Waht do you want
Im busy
User avatar #68647 to #68646 - posttwo (08/26/2014) [-]
its some site with ****** JS :c
press okay
see which site is now borke'd
User avatar #68648 to #68647 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
pressed yes and all my tabs are fine
User avatar #68650 to #68649 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
so yea idk what the issue is its just annoying to come back to 19 promopts all useless
User avatar #68645 to #68623 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
disabled all extensions and it just came up
User avatar #68624 to #68623 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
i keep getting stack overflow error and 'THIS SCRIPT HAS STOPPED RUNNING" popups from a webbrowser.exe thing
User avatar #68625 to #68624 - posttwo (08/26/2014) [-]
All sites or specific sites
User avatar #68626 to #68625 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
idk
i always have fj open so i think its fj
User avatar #68627 to #68626 - posttwo (08/26/2014) [-]
try disabling all addons and refresh all tabs
User avatar #68630 to #68629 - posttwo (08/26/2014) [-]
it means it was a userscript.org proper thing
It was suppose to be used for flagigng script as malicious
but userscript.org is dead :c
User avatar #68631 to #68630 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
so that wouldnt be causing my buh?
User avatar #68633 to #68632 - posttwo (08/26/2014) [-]
Probably not
disable most addons anyway and check
User avatar #68634 to #68633 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
it just happens at random and im not patient enough to wait
User avatar #68636 to #68634 - posttwo (08/26/2014) [-]
Oh
after it happens
do any tabs crash?
User avatar #68637 to #68636 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
my tabs on fj crash anyway
like
they use too mcuh ram infinitely until they crash
User avatar #68638 to #68637 - posttwo (08/26/2014) [-]
Downlaod more ram
User avatar #68639 to #68638 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
i have 16g
User avatar #68640 to #68639 - posttwo (08/26/2014) [-]
Get more ram
User avatar #68641 to #68640 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
that wont fix my issue legit
User avatar #68642 to #68641 - posttwo (08/26/2014) [-]
but... ram
anyway
go to class I has people to call
User avatar #68643 to #68642 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
okay
class isnt for another 40 min but im reading my homework for the first day
User avatar #68644 to #68643 - posttwo (08/26/2014) [-]
Haha
doing work at home
lol
User avatar #68635 to #68634 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
ill disable em all and see if it has it when i get back from class
User avatar #68628 to #68627 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
multipel of ur scripts have a little red flag next to em
User avatar #68621 - applecopy (08/26/2014) [-]
(´ぅω・`)
User avatar #68620 - applecopy (08/26/2014) [-]
jeaaaah I deleted that because epik grammar mistake ^_^
#68618 - doesthislookunsure ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
ive been thumb banned and i dont know why
when does it leave
#68615 - applecopy (08/25/2014) [-]
Phanact
Where do you get content?
Because that other guy takes everything from imgur

it's okay if it's a secret
User avatar #68616 to #68615 - phanact (08/25/2014) [-]
up ur butt fag
#68617 to #68616 - applecopy (08/25/2014) [-]
shut up otherkin
shut up otherkin
User avatar #68609 - tranquilizer (08/24/2014) [-]
o mitey phonakt mein oracle

which comment level first requires 1000 thumbs?
User avatar #68610 to #68609 - phanact (08/24/2014) [-]
like per level?
User avatar #68611 to #68610 - phanact (08/24/2014) [-]
i wanna say like 380-389
User avatar #68612 to #68611 - tranquilizer (08/24/2014) [-]
na I've seeen below 350 with 200something/1000 to nextx level
the last ones towards 400 need 10000
User avatar #68613 to #68612 - phanact (08/24/2014) [-]
maybe idk
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