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Date Signed Up:3/25/2011
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#9240999 - posttwo ru there  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9243918 - posttwo (15 hours ago) [-]
no
#9241040 - anonymous (23 hours ago) [-]
oi

Does the fact that my profile url was deleted from the comment mean no
User avatar #9241042 - phanact (23 hours ago) [-]
nah it just means he broke something
#9241050 - anonymous (23 hours ago) [-]
Ah alright, ty
#29 - Picture 07/09/2014 on FJ in a nutshell 0
#27 - its working for our 55 people online at the moment, so... 07/09/2014 on FJ in a nutshell 0
#25 - why  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2014 on FJ in a nutshell 0
User avatar #28 - kawai (07/09/2014) [-]
nevermind i'm retarded, it works
User avatar #26 - kawai (07/09/2014) [-]
the ip you gave us doesn't work
#29 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
its working for our 55 people online at the moment, so...
#281 - nah not anymore 07/09/2014 on Phancraft 0
#22 - sure 07/09/2014 on FJ in a nutshell 0
#20 - and 1.7.9  [+] (16 new replies) 07/09/2014 on FJ in a nutshell 0
User avatar #54 - pivotmasterdm (19 hours ago) [-]
Fuck you
Now I need to look up 1.7.9 launchers
User avatar #56 - phanact (19 hours ago) [-]
no u dont since we're on legit MC now
#62 - thepastamaypwnyou (10 hours ago) [-]
Can you re-create the server but for non-legit minecraft users too?

Pretty please
User avatar #57 - pivotmasterdm (18 hours ago) [-]
Oh. Then I can't get in. rip in peace
User avatar #30 - niimajneb (23 hours ago) [-]
is there room for a 200 block wide circle and will the members help/not fuck it up?
User avatar #31 - phanact (23 hours ago) [-]
idk not really
User avatar #32 - niimajneb (23 hours ago) [-]
k, i'm doing that on singleplayer and I didn't realise how big it was so I wanted help

if you care: imgur.com/a/mFw09 , imgur.com/aMimaxI,nB0UyTl,15azUXg , imgur.com/k0Tluxk,b2wzjw0,uF9Zha1,pcTXwQN,t14kToW,ghBb6DI
User avatar #24 - kawai (07/09/2014) [-]
you're an evil person
User avatar #25 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
why
User avatar #28 - kawai (07/09/2014) [-]
nevermind i'm retarded, it works
User avatar #26 - kawai (07/09/2014) [-]
the ip you gave us doesn't work
#29 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
its working for our 55 people online at the moment, so...
User avatar #23 - adplum (07/09/2014) [-]
cant resolve hostname
#21 - thepastamaypwnyou (07/09/2014) [-]
Can I create huge green creepers *dicks* in it?
User avatar #22 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
sure
#9240725 - tehbestever needs a few more lbs 07/09/2014 on retard forum 0
#9240721 - You and everyone else 07/09/2014 on retard forum 0
#9240713 - sickens me  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9240719 - joshlol (07/09/2014) [-]
it's fucking bizarre he's made almost double the average yearly salary in a few days for making a post saying he's going to make a potato salad

why do people care or allow this to happen?

and it still have 23 days to go, I wonder how well he will do
#9240728 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
#9240709 to #9240697 - unusualmoo ONLINE (3 minutes ago)
the people who donate to shit like this are the same kind of people who buy rock simulator.
#9240499 - yea drl is right  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9240502 - fjaddictftw (07/09/2014) [-]
*sinconn
#26493 - lgeit its right out of the show 07/09/2014 on New OC Application Page 0
#26492 - ragingbrony how is this oc  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on New OC Application Page 0
User avatar #26493 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
lgeit its right out of the show
#26 - says u 07/09/2014 on autosubmit's profile 0
#9240287 - **** >  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on retard forum +1
#9240307 - rize (07/09/2014) [-]
Fu­ck Adm­in
User avatar #9240301 - kilroydotexe (07/09/2014) [-]
should just replace every cuss word with stuff like "darn" and "poop" or some shit like that
#68007 - PT is a **** site anyway and FJ has a ram error  [+] (6 new replies) 07/09/2014 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #68015 - posttwo (15 hours ago) [-]
FJ has a ram error
lol nigga
You dont know what ram leak is until you go on PT
User avatar #68016 - phanact (11 hours ago) [-]
i didnt even get started on thatb ut lmao yea probs
User avatar #68017 - posttwo (11 hours ago) [-]
Working on it
I mean
Im throwing money at people to fix it
User avatar #68018 - phanact (11 hours ago) [-]
just like my big black penetrative daddy
User avatar #68019 - posttwo (11 hours ago) [-]
He sends money
I actually went to the bank, got shitload of 1c coins and threw them
User avatar #68009 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
Ravioli ravioli your opinion is wrongioli

anyways, was nice talking to you again
#9240278 - i love i lick 's balls my big black penetrative …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on retard forum +2
User avatar #9240283 - zahnrad (07/09/2014) [-]
gentleman of color
User avatar #9240289 - joshlol (07/09/2014) [-]
best site on the internet
#9240267 - **** my big black penetrative daddy i lick…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/09/2014 on retard forum +2
User avatar #9240280 - kilroydotexe (07/09/2014) [-]
What do you have to say to get the my big black penetrative daddy's balls filter
User avatar #9240282 - kilroydotexe (07/09/2014) [-]
And you know what I mean
User avatar #9240287 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
Fuck >
#9240307 - rize (07/09/2014) [-]
Fu­ck Adm­in
User avatar #9240301 - kilroydotexe (07/09/2014) [-]
should just replace every cuss word with stuff like "darn" and "poop" or some shit like that
#9240263 - i love **** my big black penetrative daddy  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9240277 - ajrin (07/09/2014) [-]
you messed up
i lick 's balls
#9240272 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
i lick 's balls
#9240242 - wat  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9240249 - Hawke (07/09/2014) [-]
make me a my big black penetrative daddy on your minecraft server you big orange cunt
#9240240 - gentleman of color 07/09/2014 on retard forum +1
#68005 - not when i run MC (client), bit coin mining, an MMO farming in…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/09/2014 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #68006 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
That's cool. My laptop already goes apeshit when I have the browser open with more than 3 tabs. Especially with best site on the internet and PT. Hue.
User avatar #68007 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
PT is a shit site anyway and FJ has a ram error
User avatar #68015 - posttwo (15 hours ago) [-]
FJ has a ram error
lol nigga
You dont know what ram leak is until you go on PT
User avatar #68016 - phanact (11 hours ago) [-]
i didnt even get started on thatb ut lmao yea probs
User avatar #68017 - posttwo (11 hours ago) [-]
Working on it
I mean
Im throwing money at people to fix it
User avatar #68018 - phanact (11 hours ago) [-]
just like my big black penetrative daddy
User avatar #68019 - posttwo (11 hours ago) [-]
He sends money
I actually went to the bank, got shitload of 1c coins and threw them
User avatar #68009 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
Ravioli ravioli your opinion is wrongioli

anyways, was nice talking to you again
User avatar #68008 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
Wow addy so fanni filters top meme :^)
#68003 - thats my cleint, not the serber  [+] (11 new replies) 07/09/2014 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #68004 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
Aren't 16 GB ram overkill at the moment? Might come in handy in like 5 years. I'm no tech savvy and I obviously don't keep up with the latest PC parts and stuff.
User avatar #68005 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
not when i run MC (client), bit coin mining, an MMO farming ingame money, and usually an FPS likeborderlinds im playing with a friend
User avatar #68006 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
That's cool. My laptop already goes apeshit when I have the browser open with more than 3 tabs. Especially with best site on the internet and PT. Hue.
User avatar #68007 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
PT is a shit site anyway and FJ has a ram error
User avatar #68015 - posttwo (15 hours ago) [-]
FJ has a ram error
lol nigga
You dont know what ram leak is until you go on PT
User avatar #68016 - phanact (11 hours ago) [-]
i didnt even get started on thatb ut lmao yea probs
User avatar #68017 - posttwo (11 hours ago) [-]
Working on it
I mean
Im throwing money at people to fix it
User avatar #68018 - phanact (11 hours ago) [-]
just like my big black penetrative daddy
User avatar #68019 - posttwo (11 hours ago) [-]
He sends money
I actually went to the bank, got shitload of 1c coins and threw them
User avatar #68009 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
Ravioli ravioli your opinion is wrongioli

anyways, was nice talking to you again
User avatar #68008 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
Wow addy so fanni filters top meme :^)
#68002 - tfw i have 16gb of ram on this ****  [+] (12 new replies) 07/09/2014 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #68003 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
thats my cleint, not the serber
User avatar #68004 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
Aren't 16 GB ram overkill at the moment? Might come in handy in like 5 years. I'm no tech savvy and I obviously don't keep up with the latest PC parts and stuff.
User avatar #68005 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
not when i run MC (client), bit coin mining, an MMO farming ingame money, and usually an FPS likeborderlinds im playing with a friend
User avatar #68006 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
That's cool. My laptop already goes apeshit when I have the browser open with more than 3 tabs. Especially with best site on the internet and PT. Hue.
User avatar #68007 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
PT is a shit site anyway and FJ has a ram error
User avatar #68015 - posttwo (15 hours ago) [-]
FJ has a ram error
lol nigga
You dont know what ram leak is until you go on PT
User avatar #68016 - phanact (11 hours ago) [-]
i didnt even get started on thatb ut lmao yea probs
User avatar #68017 - posttwo (11 hours ago) [-]
Working on it
I mean
Im throwing money at people to fix it
User avatar #68018 - phanact (11 hours ago) [-]
just like my big black penetrative daddy
User avatar #68019 - posttwo (11 hours ago) [-]
He sends money
I actually went to the bank, got shitload of 1c coins and threw them
User avatar #68009 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
Ravioli ravioli your opinion is wrongioli

anyways, was nice talking to you again
User avatar #68008 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
Wow addy so fanni filters top meme :^)
#9240198 - /b/ is edgy fags posting porn  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9240203 - zahnrad (07/09/2014) [-]
So, safe for work random?
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
stickied
I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
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User avatar #68021 - Sunset ONLINE (20 minutes ago) [-]
my friend has the gamertag phaggot
User avatar #68013 - soundofwinter ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
If you disable shout from everyone but my big black penetrative daddys, nobody on the server can talk. At all.
User avatar #68014 to #68013 - phanact (17 hours ago) [-]
I know. We're trying to figure this out to make it less uh... cluttered and difficult
User avatar #68010 - soundofwinter ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
Dat Whitelist though
User avatar #68011 to #68010 - phanact (18 hours ago) [-]
FIXING PLEASDE THANKS
#68012 to #68011 - toohntown (18 hours ago) [-]
fix faster
#67993 - posttwo (07/09/2014) [-]
seekay I need these in big res asap
User avatar #67994 to #67993 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
I'll do it when I feel like it omg don't rush me

Also why are we on big orange ****** profile?
User avatar #67995 to #67994 - posttwo (07/09/2014) [-]
I use his profile as a place to mention random people now
dunno why
I like it here
User avatar #67997 to #67996 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
oi
User avatar #67999 to #67998 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
how u doin m9
User avatar #68000 to #67999 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
good trying to fix **** on MC server
User avatar #68001 to #68000 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
I wish MC would run on this toaster. Feel like playing it again but can't.
User avatar #68002 to #68001 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
tfw i have 16gb of ram on this ****
User avatar #68003 to #68002 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
thats my cleint, not the serber
User avatar #68004 to #68003 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Aren't 16 GB ram overkill at the moment? Might come in handy in like 5 years. I'm no tech savvy and I obviously don't keep up with the latest PC parts and stuff.
User avatar #68005 to #68004 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
not when i run MC (client), bit coin mining, an MMO farming ingame money, and usually an FPS likeborderlinds im playing with a friend
User avatar #68006 to #68005 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
That's cool. My laptop already goes ******* when I have the browser open with more than 3 tabs. Especially with best site on the internet and PT. Hue.
User avatar #68008 to #68006 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Wow addy so fanni filters top meme :^)
User avatar #68007 to #68006 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
PT is a **** site anyway and FJ has a ram error
User avatar #68015 to #68007 - posttwo (15 hours ago) [-]
FJ has a ram error
lol *****
You dont know what ram leak is until you go on PT
User avatar #68016 to #68015 - phanact (11 hours ago) [-]
i didnt even get started on thatb ut lmao yea probs
User avatar #68017 to #68016 - posttwo (11 hours ago) [-]
Working on it
I mean
Im throwing money at people to fix it
User avatar #68018 to #68017 - phanact (11 hours ago) [-]
just like my big black penetrative daddy
User avatar #68019 to #68018 - posttwo (11 hours ago) [-]
He sends money
I actually went to the bank, got ******** of 1c coins and threw them
User avatar #68009 to #68007 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Ravioli ravioli your opinion is wrongioli

anyways, was nice talking to you again
#67989 - joshlol (07/09/2014) [-]
did my big black penetrative daddy delete all links posted yesterday or something?

I've seen a lot of missing url's on comments
User avatar #67990 to #67989 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
i have no idea
User avatar #67987 - spongeychicken (07/09/2014) [-]
Does your minceraft server have the factions plugin?
User avatar #67991 to #67987 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
for the PVP world
User avatar #67992 to #67991 - spongeychicken (07/09/2014) [-]
ah ok i might try it once i upgrade my potato to a cucumber
User avatar #67985 - soundofwinter ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
1010 no lag server
Worked as advertised
User avatar #67986 to #67985 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
lmao

i fix
#67982 - precision (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm trying to become FJ famous/Infamous. So I feel like adding people who are will help me a little. So.
User avatar #67983 to #67982 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
thats stupid
User avatar #67984 to #67983 - precision (07/09/2014) [-]
So stupid. But I have nothing better to do.
User avatar #67980 - icameheretotroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Ey Can you tell me which version is the mc server
thx
User avatar #67981 to #67980 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
1.7.9
#67979 - goomy (07/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#67978 - goomy (07/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#67977 - goomy (07/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#67975 - teamdaigurren (07/08/2014) [-]
So you won't suck my dick, but can we **** instead?~
User avatar #67976 to #67975 - phanact (07/08/2014) [-]
uh idk
#67988 to #67976 - teamdaigurren (07/09/2014) [-]
That's okay babe, you take your time.~
#67974 - mountaindewkie ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
What are you going to do, Flag me?
User avatar #67972 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
It's 5:00 am and I'm very tired right now.

I've come here to tell you that I think you're kind of a cool guy. I hardly ever post on this site, except for some weird stuff on a few specific profiles, but I've logged onto and browsed FJ almost every day for the last 2 and a half years.

I've seen you around a lot, ever since we had the old admin, and everyone simply goofed around on the brony board all day, without all these stupid items, and weird new layouts, and massive amounts of trolls. I always enjoyed the stuff you posted, and I still do.

I find it funny the way people hate on you. I can't imagine why, what reason they have, but I never feel the same as them. Never hated you, what you do, how you do it or even why. All I know is it must suck sometimes. I can't know for sure, but that's my assumption. And I think it's a damn shame if it does.

I don't know why I came here, or even what message I was hoping to convey. All I know is that I think I'm going to go to bed now. So good night.
User avatar #67973 to #67972 - phanact (07/07/2014) [-]
ok good night
#67970 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (07/07/2014) [-]
Phanact I want to be a mod but I'm a "new" user. I say "new" because I've had a few accounts in the past that I deleted. My last one was level 281 in comments I think. Been browsing fj since I was in 7th grade. I'm a 3rd year college students now.
#67971 to #67970 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (07/07/2014) [-]
The website won't let me take the test
User avatar #67965 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
w-will u skype with me?
User avatar #67967 to #67966 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #67968 to #67967 - phanact (07/07/2014) [-]
whats ur skype
User avatar #67969 to #67968 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
scottshelbster
User avatar #67959 - solidderking (07/06/2014) [-]
how ling is ur dick ?
User avatar #67960 to #67959 - phanact (07/06/2014) [-]
3 ling
User avatar #67961 to #67960 - solidderking (07/06/2014) [-]
HA
that was pretty fast
one ling = one chinese guy?
User avatar #67963 to #67962 - solidderking (07/06/2014) [-]
thatnk for participating in my survey
i hope i remember why i asked
User avatar #67955 - posttwo (07/06/2014) [-]
seekay do you still have the bug
User avatar #67958 to #67955 - phanact (07/06/2014) [-]
why is this on my profile
User avatar #67956 to #67955 - seekay ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
who are all these people who were on my profile daddy im scared
User avatar #67957 to #67956 - posttwo (07/06/2014) [-]
Tell me if you still have the ******* bug on ponythread
if so
I need you to send me teamviewer info so I can get ivan to look at your ****
User avatar #67944 - bionicpanda ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
phanact can you convince pappa to let us post gifs larger than 10 MB

it would be so ******* cash bruh
User avatar #67945 to #67944 - phanact (07/06/2014) [-]
im more concerned about webm's and other upcoming udpates we're working on
User avatar #67946 to #67945 - bionicpanda ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
i have a gif that is literally 12 MB large and it hurt my soul whenever i spent like an hour editing it and then tried to post it only to figure out it was too big
User avatar #67947 to #67946 - phanact (07/06/2014) [-]
resize it to fj's size limits anyway
User avatar #67948 to #67947 - bionicpanda ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
12 MB after i trimmed it down attempting to fit into the limit
User avatar #67949 to #67948 - phanact (07/06/2014) [-]
then is it an hr long
User avatar #67950 to #67949 - bionicpanda ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
wtf i **** you not it's maybe 15-17 seconds
User avatar #67951 to #67950 - phanact (07/06/2014) [-]
puush it or something to me
User avatar #67952 to #67951 - bionicpanda ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
nvm man i'll just repost something to renew my colored text

ty for actually trying to help tho bruh
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