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#69821 - Am I the only one who thinks its obsurd of her to demand that from me?  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #69835 - leonhardt (3 hours ago) [-]
Nah, but we'd much rather make jokes
User avatar #69831 - punchmyblood (3 hours ago) [-]
demanding anything from you is wrong lol
User avatar #69829 - peanutsaurusrex (3 hours ago) [-]
im on your side buddy
#69817 - I'm just amazed at her 3 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#69811 - no  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #69816 - leonhardt (3 hours ago) [-]
Tell her to fondle your genitals or she's cooking her Easy Mac on the stove.
User avatar #69855 - fjaddictftw (3 hours ago) [-]
go fuck yourself
User avatar #69860 - leonhardt (3 hours ago) [-]
No microwave Easy Mac for you
#69805 - fjaddi just called me she asked me if I still have that mi…  [+] (19 new replies) 3 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #69849 - fjaddictftw (3 hours ago) [-]
i did not. get your facts straight. i said not necessarily tonight then you told me that you're too buzy any other day.
User avatar #69861 - peanutsaurusrex (3 hours ago) [-]
but you still demanded it
User avatar #69872 - fjaddictftw (3 hours ago) [-]
I hate you
User avatar #69873 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
he's right
User avatar #69901 - fjaddictftw (3 hours ago) [-]
oh excuse me, didnt i tell you you couldnt have the boxspring and you took it anyway?
#69827 - DrOhcysp (3 hours ago) [-]
>not using an open flame to cook everything
User avatar #69818 - punchmyblood (3 hours ago) [-]
its okay she will live without one.
just don't eat microwaved shit
User avatar #69821 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks its obsurd of her to demand that from me?
User avatar #69835 - leonhardt (3 hours ago) [-]
Nah, but we'd much rather make jokes
User avatar #69831 - punchmyblood (3 hours ago) [-]
demanding anything from you is wrong lol
User avatar #69829 - peanutsaurusrex (3 hours ago) [-]
im on your side buddy
User avatar #69812 - wemilznotkill (3 hours ago) [-]
And blabbin about it on thread helps how?
User avatar #69817 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
I'm just amazed at her
#69815 - peanutsaurusrex (3 hours ago) [-]
because she uses the thread too

that means there will be fighting


and
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User avatar #69810 - leonhardt (3 hours ago) [-]
But sex maybe
User avatar #69811 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
no
User avatar #69816 - leonhardt (3 hours ago) [-]
Tell her to fondle your genitals or she's cooking her Easy Mac on the stove.
User avatar #69855 - fjaddictftw (3 hours ago) [-]
go fuck yourself
User avatar #69860 - leonhardt (3 hours ago) [-]
No microwave Easy Mac for you
#69719 - I'm faving this comment so when someone harasses you with your…  [+] (5 new replies) 4 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #69763 - garymotherfingoak (3 hours ago) [-]
plus the only IRL related thing that's bannable on here is doxxing

If someone posts their dick and gets shit on FB or wherever because people reposted it, that's their fault
User avatar #69731 - garymotherfingoak (3 hours ago) [-]
>complaining to FJ mods because some faggot calls me a faggot on the phone, outside of FJ
>not knowing it's a joke number
User avatar #69725 - burdenedsoul (4 hours ago) [-]
>>#69721, rekt
#69722 - DrOhcysp (4 hours ago) [-]
#69720 - peanutsaurusrex (4 hours ago) [-]
fucken

rekt
#69700 - Yeah I have trouble asking girls out 4 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
#69682 - what interview  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #69686 - thundercloud (4 hours ago) [-]
Seth Rogan and James Franco
User avatar #69685 - peanutsaurusrex (4 hours ago) [-]
the one that youll miss if you dont get ready now
User avatar #69684 - geeky (4 hours ago) [-]
A movie.
#69597 - That means you have to restart the cleint  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #69819 - exotic (3 hours ago) [-]
needed to reset technic client not just regular MC client yeah
User avatar #69824 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
ye
#69592 - ik 4 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#69591 - nice 4 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
#69572 - Its most ppl here lmao  [+] (8 new replies) 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #69583 - theorangefox (4 hours ago) [-]
Funny cos it's true.
User avatar #69592 - phanact (4 hours ago) [-]
ik
#69578 - geeky (5 hours ago) [-]
So they're only gay online? As in when they meet someone who is both bearable and bangable and decide to schedule a nail and bail?
That's dangerously retarded, dude, you can't claim to be straight when you go out of your way to rod a guy.
Straight means no dick. Ever. It doesn't even cross your mind. Not an option.
#69601 - thatnathandrake (4 hours ago) [-]
what about sexually confused irl and the internet
#69605 - geeky (4 hours ago) [-]
Then don't use "Gay" or "Straight" as a label!
I don't mean to sound like some SJW, I really don't.
But those are words! With definitions! Those definitions are sat in stone, "Men only" and "Women only" respectively.
If you're confused then you're "Bi-curious". You are, in the simplest of terms, curious of what lies under bi domain.
And if you end up liking it, congrats! You're now bi! If not, you're straight. Woo.

And don't even try feeding me that "Pansexual" crap, those assholes are just too pretentious and sophisticated to just use "Bi".
#69614 - thatnathandrake (4 hours ago) [-]
wonder what it would be like to be an asexual anyways
i dont think it would be that bad if i was. id never be perverted for once
cause i am extremely perverted and i have to change that
#69624 - geeky (4 hours ago) [-]
Don't think you have to change it.
If you're a perv then you're a perv, big fucking whoop. Embrace it and nourish, you'll be comfortable in your own skin and that's all that matters!
#69626 - thatnathandrake (4 hours ago) [-]
i guess so
but i changed actually
so thats enough for me
#69568 - no like gay on the internet straight irl  [+] (10 new replies) 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#69571 - geeky (5 hours ago) [-]
That's retarded.
Like Uber Tier retarded.
#69572 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
Its most ppl here lmao
User avatar #69583 - theorangefox (4 hours ago) [-]
Funny cos it's true.
User avatar #69592 - phanact (4 hours ago) [-]
ik
#69578 - geeky (5 hours ago) [-]
So they're only gay online? As in when they meet someone who is both bearable and bangable and decide to schedule a nail and bail?
That's dangerously retarded, dude, you can't claim to be straight when you go out of your way to rod a guy.
Straight means no dick. Ever. It doesn't even cross your mind. Not an option.
#69601 - thatnathandrake (4 hours ago) [-]
what about sexually confused irl and the internet
#69605 - geeky (4 hours ago) [-]
Then don't use "Gay" or "Straight" as a label!
I don't mean to sound like some SJW, I really don't.
But those are words! With definitions! Those definitions are sat in stone, "Men only" and "Women only" respectively.
If you're confused then you're "Bi-curious". You are, in the simplest of terms, curious of what lies under bi domain.
And if you end up liking it, congrats! You're now bi! If not, you're straight. Woo.

And don't even try feeding me that "Pansexual" crap, those assholes are just too pretentious and sophisticated to just use "Bi".
#69614 - thatnathandrake (4 hours ago) [-]
wonder what it would be like to be an asexual anyways
i dont think it would be that bad if i was. id never be perverted for once
cause i am extremely perverted and i have to change that
#69624 - geeky (4 hours ago) [-]
Don't think you have to change it.
If you're a perv then you're a perv, big fucking whoop. Embrace it and nourish, you'll be comfortable in your own skin and that's all that matters!
#69626 - thatnathandrake (4 hours ago) [-]
i guess so
but i changed actually
so thats enough for me
#69566 - u  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#69588 - peanutsaurusrex (4 hours ago) [-]
you are mistaken m8
#69562 - Most of them are gay but not gay you know?  [+] (12 new replies) 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #69565 - geeky (5 hours ago) [-]
Homosexual but not flaming?
User avatar #69568 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
no like
gay on the internet
straight irl
#69571 - geeky (5 hours ago) [-]
That's retarded.
Like Uber Tier retarded.
#69572 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
Its most ppl here lmao
User avatar #69583 - theorangefox (4 hours ago) [-]
Funny cos it's true.
User avatar #69592 - phanact (4 hours ago) [-]
ik
#69578 - geeky (5 hours ago) [-]
So they're only gay online? As in when they meet someone who is both bearable and bangable and decide to schedule a nail and bail?
That's dangerously retarded, dude, you can't claim to be straight when you go out of your way to rod a guy.
Straight means no dick. Ever. It doesn't even cross your mind. Not an option.
#69601 - thatnathandrake (4 hours ago) [-]
what about sexually confused irl and the internet
#69605 - geeky (4 hours ago) [-]
Then don't use "Gay" or "Straight" as a label!
I don't mean to sound like some SJW, I really don't.
But those are words! With definitions! Those definitions are sat in stone, "Men only" and "Women only" respectively.
If you're confused then you're "Bi-curious". You are, in the simplest of terms, curious of what lies under bi domain.
And if you end up liking it, congrats! You're now bi! If not, you're straight. Woo.

And don't even try feeding me that "Pansexual" crap, those assholes are just too pretentious and sophisticated to just use "Bi".
#69614 - thatnathandrake (4 hours ago) [-]
wonder what it would be like to be an asexual anyways
i dont think it would be that bad if i was. id never be perverted for once
cause i am extremely perverted and i have to change that
#69624 - geeky (4 hours ago) [-]
Don't think you have to change it.
If you're a perv then you're a perv, big fucking whoop. Embrace it and nourish, you'll be comfortable in your own skin and that's all that matters!
#69626 - thatnathandrake (4 hours ago) [-]
i guess so
but i changed actually
so thats enough for me
#69552 - how was that a difficult project you legit just put the vi…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #69559 - thatnathandrake (5 hours ago) [-]
i didnt say it was difficult in the first place
#69551 - **phanact used "*roll 6, Pony*"** **phanact rolls Juicy Fru…  [+] (4 new replies) 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #69646 - zealotgold (4 hours ago) [-]
**zealotgold used "*roll 6, Pony*"**
**zealotgold rolls Ernie**
**zealotgold rolls Lilac Luster**
**zealotgold rolls Fruitbasket**
**zealotgold rolls Special Delivery**
**zealotgold rolls Rarity**
**zealotgold rolls Match Game**
User avatar #69587 - traveltech (4 hours ago) [-]
got you
User avatar #69591 - phanact (4 hours ago) [-]
nice
User avatar #69584 - traveltech (4 hours ago) [-]
**traveltech used "*roll 6, Pony*"**
**traveltech rolls Blaze (Phanact OC)**
**traveltech rolls Night Watch**
**traveltech rolls Eiffel**
**traveltech rolls Hay Fever**
**traveltech rolls Stardancer**
**traveltech rolls Turf**
#69539 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #69541 - geeky (5 hours ago) [-]
Freddie Mercury
Freddie Mercrary
I understand now.
User avatar #69549 - exotic (5 hours ago) [-]
rari mercury
#69518 - Honestly, I'd wear that  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #69523 - geeky (5 hours ago) [-]
^
#69513 - le 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#69506 - >Exotic  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #69509 - exotic (5 hours ago) [-]
walcorn look
it's my meme
User avatar #69513 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
le
#69503 - last logged in like 7-8 hrs ago 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#69502 - at least that's what it comes up as here on the server as far …  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #69503 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
last logged in like 7-8 hrs ago
#69501 - Meh Idk how I feel about that 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#69499 - yeah exotic95  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #69500 - exotic (5 hours ago) [-]
oh cool it's exotic95
User avatar #69502 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
at least that's what it comes up as here on the server as far as i know
User avatar #69503 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
last logged in like 7-8 hrs ago
#69498 - ah exotic95 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
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User avatar #69765 - phanact (12/03/2014) [+] (1 child)
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User avatar #69866 - Sewallman (15 hours ago) [-]
yurgaylol
User avatar #69859 - maybelline (12/16/2014) [-]
44444th comment
User avatar #69860 to #69859 - phanact (12/16/2014) [-]
technically 69859 tho
User avatar #69861 to #69860 - maybelline (12/16/2014) [-]
technically yes, but on a completly different note, how do you pronounce your name?
User avatar #69862 to #69861 - phanact (12/16/2014) [-]
fan act
User avatar #69863 to #69862 - maybelline (12/16/2014) [-]
this changes everything, thank you
#69858 - mythiccat (12/16/2014) [-]
Lovin the new pony roll thing there buddy! X3
#69857 - enderss (12/15/2014) [-]
Its gunna be like this phanny
User avatar #69856 - mysticprophecy (12/15/2014) [-]
**mysticprophecy used "*roll 6, LOL*"**
**mysticprophecy rolls Olaf**
**mysticprophecy rolls Akali**
**mysticprophecy rolls Poppy**
**mysticprophecy rolls Vayne**
**mysticprophecy rolls Lee Sin**
**mysticprophecy rolls Nunu**
User avatar #69855 - mysticprophecy (12/15/2014) [-]
**mysticprophecy used "*roll 6, faggots*"**
**mysticprophecy rolls Phanact**
**mysticprophecy rolls Phanact**
**mysticprophecy rolls Phanact**
**mysticprophecy rolls Phanact**
**mysticprophecy rolls Phanact**
**mysticprophecy rolls Phanact**
User avatar #69854 - joshlol (12/15/2014) [-]
do you get mentions for the *roll faggots* thing?
#69851 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
hey m8, do you draw your characters or do you use a program?
User avatar #69852 to #69851 - phanact (12/14/2014) [-]
both?
User avatar #69849 - ssjkirby (12/13/2014) [-]
**ssjkirby used "*roll 6, faggots*"**
**ssjkirby rolls Phanact**
**ssjkirby rolls Phanact**
**ssjkirby rolls Phanact**
**ssjkirby rolls Phanact**
**ssjkirby rolls Phanact**
**ssjkirby rolls Phanact**
#69845 - swordwoman (12/10/2014) [-]
Hello phanact,

A dude of mine got banned for no reason, no seriously, there is no reason for said ban or by who he was banned or when the ban will be lifted.

funnyjunk.com/user/theorangefox

This dude.
User avatar #69842 - adagiodazzle ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Hey man, your FTB server is practically dead. I was on it for 6 hours last night, and nobody logged on. I think you should advertise it more. Or something. Post a link onto **** Brony or something...
User avatar #69843 to #69842 - phanact (12/10/2014) [-]
I don't want it to get to the point where I have to work on it. Plus I'm working with fluttergrey on a better modpack anyway
User avatar #69838 - brahdin ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
So after three years of lurking in the shadows and finally making an account.
I have to ask now, why does everyone seem to love hating you and you seem to just shrug it off so much?
User avatar #69853 to #69838 - friedgreenpomatoes (12/14/2014) [-]
He's basically he king of faggots, and we love to love/hate him.
User avatar #69840 to #69839 - brahdin ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Is it the ponies, just sorta rolled with then?
User avatar #69833 to #69832 - phanact (12/09/2014) [-]
reply to >>54444
User avatar #69835 to #69833 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
???
User avatar #69834 to #69833 - phanact (12/09/2014) [-]
doesnt work on profiles gg
User avatar #69836 to #69834 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
o ok
User avatar #69830 - tranquilizer (12/08/2014) [-]
Phanact has a crush on orange things
User avatar #69831 to #69830 - phanact (12/08/2014) [-]
an orange crush
#69823 - caprisunguy (12/08/2014) [-]
ohh.. why must people be so easily irritated?
i didn't think it'd ever be that easy to get someone to hate me.
User avatar #69826 to #69825 - phanact (12/08/2014) [-]
don't worry about him hes kind of a dum dum like all the time
idk what his problem is but he hates things for no raeson so dont worr abtout it
#69827 to #69826 - caprisunguy (12/08/2014) [-]
i'm more worried over my thumbs than him.
he's obviously an imbecile.
User avatar #69828 to #69827 - phanact (12/08/2014) [-]
i got u
#69818 - theoneweirdguy (12/08/2014) [-]
what ya want for christmas ye orange 						****					?
what ya want for christmas ye orange **** ?
#69819 to #69818 - phanact (12/08/2014) [-]
I can't really figure that out. I'm pretty okay right now.
User avatar #69817 - enderss (12/08/2014) [-]
Hi phannie, you're my friend. Can we make out now?
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