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#9873785 - those things have POWER 22 hours ago on sfw random board 0
#9873784 - essentially thats the problem  [+] (4 new replies) 22 hours ago on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9873798 - Grom (22 hours ago) [-]
>move into your new apartment
>no matter how short of a distance she lives from you, have internet relationship
>never have to see her in person
>meet up once in awhile for fucks
>profit
User avatar #9873803 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
or just
>never see her again
User avatar #9873811 - Grom (22 hours ago) [-]
that works too
#9873810 - Grom has deleted their comment.
#9873783 - yea 22 hours ago on sfw random board 0
#9872072 - ok i bed 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9872069 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9872074 - Grom (10/24/2014) [-]
fuck the police
#9872066 - i hate when i cnat hear fjaddi and i go what and she s…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9872079 - Grom (10/24/2014) [-]
I too hate it when my gf is fjaddict
User avatar #9873784 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
essentially thats the problem
User avatar #9873798 - Grom (22 hours ago) [-]
>move into your new apartment
>no matter how short of a distance she lives from you, have internet relationship
>never have to see her in person
>meet up once in awhile for fucks
>profit
User avatar #9873803 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
or just
>never see her again
User avatar #9873811 - Grom (22 hours ago) [-]
that works too
#9873810 - Grom has deleted their comment.
User avatar #9873783 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
yea
#9872062 - yeah i drive a sedan like a sports car and id probs drive a sp…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9872077 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
lol same

i drove my dads gf's vet when they moved to a different house..

scary shit when you put your foot in it...

did it once.....

drove like a grandma the rest of the trip
User avatar #9873785 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
those things have POWER
#9872057 - what do you mean? I don't know what you mean? ho wcome you're …  [+] (9 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9872075 - thisiskevinhanian (10/24/2014) [-]
when they
User avatar #9873787 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
i thought u meant like what i just did up there
User avatar #9872076 - thisiskevinhanian (10/24/2014) [-]
don't finish a sentence
User avatar #9872078 - thisiskevinhanian (10/24/2014) [-]
but start another one cause fuck you
User avatar #9872086 - fizzor (10/24/2014) [-]
What kind of retard do you have to be to do that?
User avatar #9872089 - thisiskevinhanian (10/24/2014) [-]
apparently female
#9872094 - checkemtrain (10/24/2014) [-]
So you discovered the ugly/funny truth
#9872084 - checkemtrain (10/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #9872090 - thisiskevinhanian (10/24/2014) [-]
you have no fucking idea
#9872048 - maybe u could off self 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9872046 - i dont know what you …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9872054 - thisiskevinhanian (10/24/2014) [-]
fuck you, you cheeto cosplaying mother fucker
#9872070 - Grom (10/24/2014) [-]
#9872040 - Picture 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9872036 - well im just glad im not a ******* idiot even…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9872051 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
very true

although i tend to seem more sedans, suv's and mini vans flipped over on side of the road then sports cars.... at least alot of people who afford those cars have some respect for them..... there are always gonna be some idiot that buys a vet or something similar and kill themselves in it though lol
User avatar #9872062 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
yeah i drive a sedan like a sports car and id probs drive a sports car like a sedan
User avatar #9872077 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
lol same

i drove my dads gf's vet when they moved to a different house..

scary shit when you put your foot in it...

did it once.....

drove like a grandma the rest of the trip
User avatar #9873785 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
those things have POWER
#9872032 - ive been working so damn much that I haven't had any free time… 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9872030 - mines the black sqaure saying THIS COPY IF WINDOWS IS NOT GENUINE  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9872058 - Grom (10/24/2014) [-]
never had a pirated OS, didn't know it did that
#9872069 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #9872074 - Grom (10/24/2014) [-]
fuck the police
#9872028 - that's gross you gonna get that 8chan **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9872080 - admin (10/24/2014) [-]
yeah mid next week
prolly
#2630 - its what the mods are trained to do in the event of a repeat b…  [+] (21 new replies) 10/24/2014 on tridaak's profile 0
User avatar #2632 - richardthumbson (10/24/2014) [-]
this whole thing just smells of faggotry and mod abuse
User avatar #2658 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
If you get flagged for borderline, the ban timer doubles just as it would with NSFW, but they don't get the ban
so if you get flagged 4000 times for borderline then get 1 NSFW flag you're gone for like 4eva
User avatar #2634 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
Mods can't really set the ban time, it's automatic depending on how many times the person has been flagged. "But he already had been given 8 borderline flags before (in a span of 2 days). That's why the ban time is so great"

With each flag, the ban time is doubled, first time is 30 minutes.
User avatar #2631 - novabird (10/24/2014) [-]
out of curiosity how does this account think they know so much about mod rules?
what other accounts are linked to it?
User avatar #2633 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
Considering that they don't know about ban times, I doubt it's an ex-mod, maybe someone who read the mod guide.
User avatar #2635 - novabird (10/24/2014) [-]
they are still trying to draw attention to your profile and cause trouble so i think they need looked over.
#2657 - mattnn (10/24/2014) [-]
lol really, this is just detestable behaviour
User avatar #2636 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
At least more people will know my username now
User avatar #2637 - novabird (10/24/2014) [-]
eh, if i had done it i bet no one would remember who this person is, people tend to not even bother me for flags.
User avatar #2639 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
That's no good. People should be remembered for their sacrifice
User avatar #2641 - novabird (10/24/2014) [-]
but banning someone and having them forgotten does make them less likely to keep doing this shit, especially when they get nothing from it because they were forgotten.
User avatar #2642 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
Either way people wouldn't forget, even one of my friends is complaining cause they want soft core porn on FJ.
Maybe they wouldn't say stuff in your profile, but bewbs would be remembered for his great sacrifice.
User avatar #2643 - novabird (10/24/2014) [-]
doubt it, i tend to have that effect on people, not really a great sacrifice when there's boards for this shit...-_-
User avatar #2644 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
GREAT SACRIFICE
If he doesn't stop, then he'd just get flagged again, and that time, I don't think sunnyboy would unban.
User avatar #2645 - novabird (10/24/2014) [-]
personally with the trouble going on he shouldn't have unbanned him to begin with.
great sacrifice my ass any idiot can post shit and get banned...-_-
User avatar #2646 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
Shh... we must remember him as how he lived. He gave the people soft porn, it's what they needed, even if it's not what we wanted.
RIP in pizza bewbs
User avatar #2647 - novabird (10/24/2014) [-]
as mods we're not here to encourage people to break the rules.
nuff said.
User avatar #2650 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
>Taking favor
>Banning that user

Yea, I don't really care who posts porn, it could be my grandma, would still gladly flag it. I never favor a user, there's nothing for me to gain from it, only loss.
User avatar #2648 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
That's why I banned him
He may have been doing what some people wanted, but there are those people who browse when they are in school, or in front of their parents, or maybe they are underage.
So I must do what is necessary to do what is right. Even if it goes against the wishes of some users.

If they think I'm trying to encourage them to post porn, they are sadly mistaken. Cause I will shoot them down before anyone even sees anything. Or maybe I won't cause I'm going to sleep soon, but there are plenty of other ban hungry mods out there. That won't flag you if you post sfw, but will flag if you post nsfw. Rules and stuff.
#2656 - chilipadiboy (10/24/2014) [-]
Stupid justifications. If there was a ban for posting borderline stuff then define borderline clearly. If I was an arab and I saw some chick wearing clothes that exposed her arms and legs should I flag that shit cause it is "borderline"? If I'm from the fuckn New Jersey and I see half naked snooki's then what is "borderline"?

Fluckin Flaggot go fluck yourself. Please thank you.

/rant
User avatar #2649 - novabird (10/24/2014) [-]
i said that specifically for this comment and nothing else, lets not give them any recognition, just remember what addy said about mods who appear to take favor, lets avoid anything that could backfire.
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#9872019 - yeah which means you should excersize even more caution while …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9872031 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
lolyup

hittin dirt or any loose serface at that speed is fucking nuts though...

like the time some cunt ran me off the freeway into the center median cuz she came into my lane while on her fucking phone....

something about doin 75mph on dirt will make your ass eat your seat.....
User avatar #9872036 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
well im just glad im not a fucking idiot
even if u have a fast car doesn't mean you can drive it like 40 over the speed limit
User avatar #9872051 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
very true

although i tend to seem more sedans, suv's and mini vans flipped over on side of the road then sports cars.... at least alot of people who afford those cars have some respect for them..... there are always gonna be some idiot that buys a vet or something similar and kill themselves in it though lol
User avatar #9872062 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
yeah i drive a sedan like a sports car and id probs drive a sports car like a sedan
User avatar #9872077 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
lol same

i drove my dads gf's vet when they moved to a different house..

scary shit when you put your foot in it...

did it once.....

drove like a grandma the rest of the trip
User avatar #9873785 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
those things have POWER
#9872017 - like ***********  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9872020 - Grom (10/24/2014) [-]
I'd like to think admin doesn't come onto much often anymore, just once in awhile to give news or ask you a question
#9872015 - well still I'm not gonna pay for it I'm gonna connect to i…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9872024 - admin (10/24/2014) [-]
yeah no one donates

8chan is ssuper popular and they only date like $1.5k a month to the owner
lol

User avatar #9872032 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
ive been working so damn much that I haven't had any free time
plus im moving out from living with gf
User avatar #9872028 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
that's gross

you gonna get that 8chan shit up soon?
User avatar #9872080 - admin (10/24/2014) [-]
yeah mid next week
prolly
#9872007 - and its a lot of OMG UR NOT GIVING ME ATTENTION  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9872010 - silversspoon (10/24/2014) [-]
i'm the one asking for attention
#9872005 - but thats pretty much it 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9872004 - yeah it gets boring 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9872003 - the desc says he caught gravel he didn't catch gravel …  [+] (8 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9872016 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
probably a bit of both really... those canyon and mountain roads can get a bit slick from rocks and dirt falling off the hills
User avatar #9872019 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
yeah which means you should excersize even more caution while going as fast as he was around a turn
he had two warnings, plus the car ahead of him slowed down substantially and he sped up
User avatar #9872031 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
lolyup

hittin dirt or any loose serface at that speed is fucking nuts though...

like the time some cunt ran me off the freeway into the center median cuz she came into my lane while on her fucking phone....

something about doin 75mph on dirt will make your ass eat your seat.....
User avatar #9872036 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
well im just glad im not a fucking idiot
even if u have a fast car doesn't mean you can drive it like 40 over the speed limit
User avatar #9872051 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
very true

although i tend to seem more sedans, suv's and mini vans flipped over on side of the road then sports cars.... at least alot of people who afford those cars have some respect for them..... there are always gonna be some idiot that buys a vet or something similar and kill themselves in it though lol
User avatar #9872062 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
yeah i drive a sedan like a sports car and id probs drive a sports car like a sedan
User avatar #9872077 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
lol same

i drove my dads gf's vet when they moved to a different house..

scary shit when you put your foot in it...

did it once.....

drove like a grandma the rest of the trip
User avatar #9873785 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
those things have POWER
#9871998 - i was paying 75$ a month for like 200gb ssd, 24 gb of ddr2 ram…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9872006 - admin (10/24/2014) [-]
www.kimsufi.com/en/
look here

and doesnt bukkit still just use one core?
www.cpubenchmark.net/cpu.php?cpu=Intel+Core+i5-3570S+%40+3.10GHz
KS-4 is like $25 a month

User avatar #9872015 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
well still I'm not gonna pay for it
I'm gonna connect to it right now and just turn off the server and backup all the files in the event that we wanna finish later
it was good while we had it but no one plays MC anymore, and its not worth it to try to make it pay for itself
User avatar #9872024 - admin (10/24/2014) [-]
yeah no one donates

8chan is ssuper popular and they only date like $1.5k a month to the owner
lol

User avatar #9872032 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
ive been working so damn much that I haven't had any free time
plus im moving out from living with gf
User avatar #9872028 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
that's gross

you gonna get that 8chan shit up soon?
User avatar #9872080 - admin (10/24/2014) [-]
yeah mid next week
prolly
#9871994 - and mines an 08 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
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I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

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User avatar #69283 - fell (10/23/2014) [-]
let me have your point phanny
User avatar #69284 to #69283 - phanact (10/23/2014) [-]
eat my balls
User avatar #69286 to #69284 - fell (10/23/2014) [-]
you don't ******* use the ***** like god damn douche nikkas
User avatar #69287 to #69286 - phanact (10/23/2014) [-]
i earned them so **** off ********* item fag

go back to the hole u climbed out of
begging for my hard earned fj points
blow me
User avatar #69289 to #69287 - fell (10/23/2014) [-]
Let me get like 100k
you can earn that **** back fast
User avatar #69293 to #69289 - phanact (10/23/2014) [-]
now you're blocked
for begging like the pathetic ********* that u r
User avatar #69292 to #69289 - phanact (10/23/2014) [-]
you're not getting **** faggot
User avatar #69288 to #69287 - xinzley (10/23/2014) [-]
give them to me to make him jealous
User avatar #69290 to #69288 - fell (10/23/2014) [-]
fukc up boy
#69282 - Tenxseiga (10/22/2014) [-]
Could you suck my dick leg
User avatar #69278 - theflamingfire (10/22/2014) [-]
Heh.
User avatar #69280 to #69279 - theflamingfire (10/22/2014) [-]
Nothing the comments look lonely so I wanted to say something
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