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#79164 - stop being gay  [+] (4 new replies) 23 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #79184 - fjaddictftw (19 minutes ago) [-]
fag
User avatar #79180 - fjaddictftw (19 minutes ago) [-]
why aren't you ignoring me?
User avatar #79188 - phanact (17 minutes ago) [-]
k ill go back to ignoring you
User avatar #79190 - fjaddictftw (17 minutes ago) [-]
nonono don't. pls.
#79151 - he was being ironic  [+] (7 new replies) 25 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #79158 - fjaddictftw (24 minutes ago) [-]
i was explaining my previous statement as to if anyone believed him. ty
User avatar #79164 - phanact (23 minutes ago) [-]
stop being gay
User avatar #79184 - fjaddictftw (19 minutes ago) [-]
fag
User avatar #79180 - fjaddictftw (19 minutes ago) [-]
why aren't you ignoring me?
User avatar #79188 - phanact (17 minutes ago) [-]
k ill go back to ignoring you
User avatar #79190 - fjaddictftw (17 minutes ago) [-]
nonono don't. pls.
User avatar #79157 - zzRedzz (24 minutes ago) [-]
i was being honest
#79148 - yeah then imma make a silicone rarity *******  [+] (4 new replies) 26 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #79181 - fluttermon (19 minutes ago) [-]
lel
User avatar #79189 - phanact (17 minutes ago) [-]
im srs
maybe sell em in all pon ycolors
idk about hair
maybe just ass area
User avatar #79207 - fluttermon (4 minutes ago) [-]
so like one of those big fleshlights you can get that looks like a womans bottom, ass, vag, butts and all that
User avatar #79195 - fjaddictftw (14 minutes ago) [-]
please be joking
#69877 - idk  [+] (1 new reply) 28 minutes ago on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #69878 - miscarriage (27 minutes ago) [-]
kek
#1 - I don't play league and I never will. I refuse to play a gutte…  [+] (9 new replies) 28 minutes ago on For ransom +1
User avatar #4 - blueninja (9 minutes ago) [-]
you know nothing of League of this I am sure
#6 - phanact (8 minutes ago) [-]
I've played about 25 games across a few accounts
>inb4 "25 GAMES IS NOT ENOUGH TO TRULY ENJOY IT"
I don't form an opinion on something without having it be an educated one
User avatar #7 - blueninja (7 minutes ago) [-]
fair enough but you should try an ARAM game its the most fun
#9 - phanact (6 minutes ago) [-]
I've had my fill, thank you though. I'll stick with more fun and brain-using games such as AoE
User avatar #3 - chillybean (11 minutes ago) [-]
"gutted RTS" would be better than a MOBA
#5 - phanact (9 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah because at least an RTS has unit control, unit upgrades, building placement, actual terrain instead of a few trees, building destruction, unit production, and a thing that made RTS's wat they are, and that's microing which is not needed in League
#8 - chillybean (7 minutes ago) [-]
Eh, all mobas are basically microing a single unit. sure, you have to get used to it, and because of the way League (and probably other mobas) are set up you have to level up a hero or whatever, but after that it can't be hard.
User avatar #10 - phanact (6 minutes ago) [-]
>Level up a champion
>Level is reset next game
User avatar #11 - chillybean (5 minutes ago) [-]
yeah, not level them up, but get talents or whatever that you have to buy pages for so you can have more than one champion be decent. forgot what it's called
#79129 - imma buy those two baddragon fleshlights  [+] (6 new replies) 29 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #79144 - fluttermon (26 minutes ago) [-]
the anthro mare and ponut thingy?
User avatar #79148 - phanact (26 minutes ago) [-]
yeah
then imma make a silicone rarity fucktoy
User avatar #79181 - fluttermon (19 minutes ago) [-]
lel
User avatar #79189 - phanact (17 minutes ago) [-]
im srs
maybe sell em in all pon ycolors
idk about hair
maybe just ass area
User avatar #79207 - fluttermon (4 minutes ago) [-]
so like one of those big fleshlights you can get that looks like a womans bottom, ass, vag, butts and all that
User avatar #79195 - fjaddictftw (14 minutes ago) [-]
please be joking
#79123 - u spelled im and now right too legit for me  [+] (23 new replies) 30 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +3
User avatar #79126 - zzRedzz (29 minutes ago) [-]
does everyone believe me yet
User avatar #79137 - fjaddictftw (28 minutes ago) [-]
nobody ever really gives a shit either way you're here
User avatar #79142 - zzRedzz (27 minutes ago) [-]
that sentence confused me
should it have?
User avatar #79149 - fjaddictftw (26 minutes ago) [-]
nobody gives a shit whether or not you are intoxicated.
User avatar #79159 - zzRedzz (24 minutes ago) [-]
i don't even drink anyways
User avatar #79162 - fjaddictftw (24 minutes ago) [-]
good. non alcoholic drinks taste better anyways.
User avatar #79167 - zzRedzz (23 minutes ago) [-]
SHIRLEY TEMPLE BABYYYYYY
User avatar #79171 - fjaddictftw (22 minutes ago) [-]
never had one, never want one.
User avatar #79173 - zzRedzz (22 minutes ago) [-]
It's just sprite and grenadine
User avatar #79176 - fjaddictftw (21 minutes ago) [-]
arent they cherry flavored
User avatar #79178 - fjaddictftw (20 minutes ago) [-]
i dont like cherry
User avatar #79186 - zzRedzz (17 minutes ago) [-]
yeah but
but
but they're so good
User avatar #79192 - fjaddictftw (15 minutes ago) [-]
or soda. Well sometimes, like an Izze or a local root beer or ginger beer (like ginger ale but mucho mas ginger). but not coca cola or pepsi products or mountain dew or dr pepper. only the ones with real sugar and not that high fructose corn syrup crap that makes my stomach hurt.
User avatar #79154 - zzRedzz (25 minutes ago) [-]
oh
User avatar #79151 - phanact (25 minutes ago) [-]
he was being ironic
User avatar #79158 - fjaddictftw (24 minutes ago) [-]
i was explaining my previous statement as to if anyone believed him. ty
User avatar #79164 - phanact (23 minutes ago) [-]
stop being gay
User avatar #79184 - fjaddictftw (19 minutes ago) [-]
fag
User avatar #79180 - fjaddictftw (19 minutes ago) [-]
why aren't you ignoring me?
User avatar #79188 - phanact (17 minutes ago) [-]
k ill go back to ignoring you
User avatar #79190 - fjaddictftw (17 minutes ago) [-]
nonono don't. pls.
User avatar #79157 - zzRedzz (24 minutes ago) [-]
i was being honest
User avatar #79136 - wemilznotkill (28 minutes ago) [-]
um sah droonk wright nuw
#79117 - o  [+] (8 new replies) 31 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #79125 - fluttermon (30 minutes ago) [-]
goona get sum good quality bad dragon once i move out
User avatar #79129 - phanact (29 minutes ago) [-]
imma buy those two baddragon fleshlights
User avatar #79144 - fluttermon (26 minutes ago) [-]
the anthro mare and ponut thingy?
User avatar #79148 - phanact (26 minutes ago) [-]
yeah
then imma make a silicone rarity fucktoy
User avatar #79181 - fluttermon (19 minutes ago) [-]
lel
User avatar #79189 - phanact (17 minutes ago) [-]
im srs
maybe sell em in all pon ycolors
idk about hair
maybe just ass area
User avatar #79207 - fluttermon (4 minutes ago) [-]
so like one of those big fleshlights you can get that looks like a womans bottom, ass, vag, butts and all that
User avatar #79195 - fjaddictftw (14 minutes ago) [-]
please be joking
#79093 - do u tho 36 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#79091 - no toy?  [+] (10 new replies) 37 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #79113 - fluttermon (33 minutes ago) [-]
no...

they're gone after i moved to the country side
User avatar #79117 - phanact (31 minutes ago) [-]
o
User avatar #79125 - fluttermon (30 minutes ago) [-]
goona get sum good quality bad dragon once i move out
User avatar #79129 - phanact (29 minutes ago) [-]
imma buy those two baddragon fleshlights
User avatar #79144 - fluttermon (26 minutes ago) [-]
the anthro mare and ponut thingy?
User avatar #79148 - phanact (26 minutes ago) [-]
yeah
then imma make a silicone rarity fucktoy
User avatar #79181 - fluttermon (19 minutes ago) [-]
lel
User avatar #79189 - phanact (17 minutes ago) [-]
im srs
maybe sell em in all pon ycolors
idk about hair
maybe just ass area
User avatar #79207 - fluttermon (4 minutes ago) [-]
so like one of those big fleshlights you can get that looks like a womans bottom, ass, vag, butts and all that
User avatar #79195 - fjaddictftw (14 minutes ago) [-]
please be joking
#79086 - wut du u use  [+] (12 new replies) 39 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #79090 - fluttermon (37 minutes ago) [-]
just some basic lube i got

nuthing special

i'm almost out tho
User avatar #79091 - phanact (37 minutes ago) [-]
no toy?
User avatar #79113 - fluttermon (33 minutes ago) [-]
no...

they're gone after i moved to the country side
User avatar #79117 - phanact (31 minutes ago) [-]
o
User avatar #79125 - fluttermon (30 minutes ago) [-]
goona get sum good quality bad dragon once i move out
User avatar #79129 - phanact (29 minutes ago) [-]
imma buy those two baddragon fleshlights
User avatar #79144 - fluttermon (26 minutes ago) [-]
the anthro mare and ponut thingy?
User avatar #79148 - phanact (26 minutes ago) [-]
yeah
then imma make a silicone rarity fucktoy
User avatar #79181 - fluttermon (19 minutes ago) [-]
lel
User avatar #79189 - phanact (17 minutes ago) [-]
im srs
maybe sell em in all pon ycolors
idk about hair
maybe just ass area
User avatar #79207 - fluttermon (4 minutes ago) [-]
so like one of those big fleshlights you can get that looks like a womans bottom, ass, vag, butts and all that
User avatar #79195 - fjaddictftw (14 minutes ago) [-]
please be joking
#79058 - das gay  [+] (14 new replies) 47 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #79074 - fluttermon (42 minutes ago) [-]
so gay
User avatar #79086 - phanact (39 minutes ago) [-]
wut du u use
User avatar #79090 - fluttermon (37 minutes ago) [-]
just some basic lube i got

nuthing special

i'm almost out tho
User avatar #79091 - phanact (37 minutes ago) [-]
no toy?
User avatar #79113 - fluttermon (33 minutes ago) [-]
no...

they're gone after i moved to the country side
User avatar #79117 - phanact (31 minutes ago) [-]
o
User avatar #79125 - fluttermon (30 minutes ago) [-]
goona get sum good quality bad dragon once i move out
User avatar #79129 - phanact (29 minutes ago) [-]
imma buy those two baddragon fleshlights
User avatar #79144 - fluttermon (26 minutes ago) [-]
the anthro mare and ponut thingy?
User avatar #79148 - phanact (26 minutes ago) [-]
yeah
then imma make a silicone rarity fucktoy
User avatar #79181 - fluttermon (19 minutes ago) [-]
lel
User avatar #79189 - phanact (17 minutes ago) [-]
im srs
maybe sell em in all pon ycolors
idk about hair
maybe just ass area
User avatar #79207 - fluttermon (4 minutes ago) [-]
so like one of those big fleshlights you can get that looks like a womans bottom, ass, vag, butts and all that
User avatar #79195 - fjaddictftw (14 minutes ago) [-]
please be joking
#628154 - No they're not legit in any way. they're still cheated  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Pokemon 0
#628157 - cheated (52 minutes ago) [-]
User avatar #628155 - alpacalypse (1 hour ago) [-]
well I don't live in Japan in the future, they couldn't possibly be completely legit
#628152 - So hacked  [+] (4 new replies) 1 hour ago on Pokemon 0
User avatar #628153 - alpacalypse (1 hour ago) [-]
the original, but I bred these, and they're legal now
User avatar #628154 - phanact (1 hour ago) [-]
No they're not legit in any way. they're still cheated
#628157 - cheated (52 minutes ago) [-]
User avatar #628155 - alpacalypse (1 hour ago) [-]
well I don't live in Japan in the future, they couldn't possibly be completely legit
#78964 - black on black  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #78965 - zzRedzz (1 hour ago) [-]
#78885 - Yeah but its better than me 2 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
#78865 - Ye I getcha I'm sorry if I've ever bothered you with it, I…  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #78874 - sunnyday (2 hours ago) [-]
You haven't, don't worry. I'm not that good anyway, it's all literally just a collage of different limbs I've traced from different images. I just put them together to make them seem unique.
User avatar #78885 - phanact (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah but its better than me
#78840 - I understand. Sorry for asking.  [+] (5 new replies) 2 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #78844 - sunnyday (2 hours ago) [-]
Nono, I know you, I have no problem with that.

It's when people just add me, act all friendly then spring it on me expecting me to do it because we're "friends" now.

That bugs me.
User avatar #78865 - phanact (2 hours ago) [-]
Ye I getcha
I'm sorry if I've ever bothered you with it, I just wish I was as good as you
User avatar #78874 - sunnyday (2 hours ago) [-]
You haven't, don't worry. I'm not that good anyway, it's all literally just a collage of different limbs I've traced from different images. I just put them together to make them seem unique.
User avatar #78885 - phanact (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah but its better than me
User avatar #78842 - wigglyjr (2 hours ago) [-]
kek
#78839 - o  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #78843 - wemilznotkill (2 hours ago) [-]
best orange pon
#78713 - You don't question You come to a green light at 4 AM with…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #78741 - fjaddictftw (3 hours ago) [-]
well at first i would be like wtf, then make a joke saying the ghost must have a car now and is coming to torment me outside of the work place since i don't find its shenanigans funny there, then tell myself that its a timed light for comfort
#78711 - no i didnt its a me me  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #78739 - fjaddictftw (3 hours ago) [-]
o
#78710 - There are things I don't understand. You're not supposed t…  [+] (11 new replies) 3 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #78780 - medewu (2 hours ago) [-]
Left foot braking is common in Auto racing. F1 and such to dispel Turbo lag. Nothing says you are not allowed to but it's not needed.
You don't need to use a gearshift in an Auto because it' does it automatically it's a waste changing gears when it will do it for you.
You don't keep the car in the lowest gear because it has such a low amount of limits pull and such. you don't get better gas miliage plus in Standards you'll burn your clutch and fuck up your Transmission faster. Scientifically but scientifically, you're shifting less gears, so its easier on the transmission.
You're not supposed to stay in low gear? Why? Because my gas mileage, even though you get better acceleration, torque, grip, and braking in lower gear.
is bullshit. you're using less Yes. But that's not how Transmissions and clutches are made.
User avatar #78778 - novabird (2 hours ago) [-]
i change gears in mine and ride the lowest rpm gear till i need to speed up or down, they don't want you to drive with 2 feet in an automatic because people will get mixed up and hit the gas instead of breaks causing an accident where slamming the clutch is perfectly safe compared to that.
i drive like that to save a ton of gas and i use neutral coasting on slopes to gain speed and save gas while idling at 500rpm.
User avatar #78760 - fjaddictftw (2 hours ago) [-]
We can't all be autistic like u :^)
#78720 - cupcakescankill (3 hours ago) [-]
I was also taught to use only one foot to drive, so I can't keep one foot on the gas and one on the brakes. Seems to me that having the other foot conveniently above the brakes would be the safest.
User avatar #78731 - fluttermon (3 hours ago) [-]
you use right foot for speeding / braking

the right foot is for changing gears aka the clutch or whatever it's called

i believe the above is the standard
might differ a bit from country to country
User avatar #78742 - fjaddictftw (3 hours ago) [-]
left foot is for clutch
User avatar #78744 - fluttermon (3 hours ago) [-]
yes

wrote right foot by mistake
User avatar #78734 - cupcakescankill (3 hours ago) [-]
automatic
User avatar #78735 - fluttermon (3 hours ago) [-]
never driven in an automatic before

i don't even know how they work

here you don't learn to drive an automatic as it's not enough to get a driver's license
User avatar #78775 - medewu (2 hours ago) [-]
Basically an Automatic is the womens Version of the car. Take everything fun from a Standard and replace it with literally nothing.
User avatar #78733 - fluttermon (3 hours ago) [-]
the left foot is for changing gears aka the clutch or whatever it's called
#78698 - you are the reason people blindly follow things without questioning  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #78701 - fjaddictftw (3 hours ago) [-]
hurtful
User avatar #78713 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
You don't question
You come to a green light at 4 AM with no other cars around and it turns red, and you sit and wait for it to turn green.
You don't think about why it turned yellow
User avatar #78741 - fjaddictftw (3 hours ago) [-]
well at first i would be like wtf, then make a joke saying the ghost must have a car now and is coming to torment me outside of the work place since i don't find its shenanigans funny there, then tell myself that its a timed light for comfort
#78692 - thot the vacuum was a strapon  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #78699 - leonhardt (3 hours ago) [-]
weird
User avatar #78695 - zzRedzz (3 hours ago) [-]
eheheheh
#78691 - in lower gear you get better traction, better acceleration, be…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #78704 - fjaddictftw (3 hours ago) [-]
gas mileage is important tho
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User avatar #69765 - phanact (12/03/2014) [+] (1 child)
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User avatar #69877 to #69876 - phanact (28 minutes ago) [-]
idk
User avatar #69878 to #69877 - miscarriage ONLINE (27 minutes ago) [-]
kek
#69873 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
please reply
i'd actually like a response from a mod that's helpful not just
hurr durr you posted child porn **** off
#69872 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
Can you get bumsnatcher taken off the ban on sight list?
it's seems kinda trivial at this point
User avatar #69874 to #69872 - garymotherfingoak (12/21/2014) [-]
phan's the one that got the trend going from what i know about it

IP bans are cleared every few months or so anyways
User avatar #69867 - hektoroftroy (12/18/2014) [-]
You're level 9.
****** surreal.
#69868 to #69867 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm actually level 90000000000 you turbonerd get on my level
User avatar #69869 to #69868 - hektoroftroy (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh right my bad.
I can't see without my glasses.
User avatar #69870 to #69869 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
User avatar #69871 to #69870 - hektoroftroy (12/18/2014) [-]
*swishes cape*
User avatar #69866 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
yurgaylol
User avatar #69859 - maybelline (12/16/2014) [-]
44444th comment
User avatar #69860 to #69859 - phanact (12/16/2014) [-]
technically 69859 tho
User avatar #69861 to #69860 - maybelline (12/16/2014) [-]
technically yes, but on a completly different note, how do you pronounce your name?
User avatar #69862 to #69861 - phanact (12/16/2014) [-]
fan act
User avatar #69863 to #69862 - maybelline (12/16/2014) [-]
this changes everything, thank you
#69858 - mythiccat (12/16/2014) [-]
Lovin the new pony roll thing there buddy! X3
#69857 - enderss (12/15/2014) [-]
Its gunna be like this phanny
User avatar #69856 - mysticprophecy (12/15/2014) [-]
**mysticprophecy used "*roll 6, LOL*"**
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User avatar #69855 - mysticprophecy (12/15/2014) [-]
**mysticprophecy used "*roll 6, faggots*"**
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User avatar #69854 - joshlol (12/15/2014) [-]
do you get mentions for the *roll faggots* thing?
#69851 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
hey m8, do you draw your characters or do you use a program?
User avatar #69852 to #69851 - phanact (12/14/2014) [-]
both?
User avatar #69849 - ssjkirby ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
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#69845 - swordwoman (12/10/2014) [-]
Hello phanact,

A dude of mine got banned for no reason, no seriously, there is no reason for said ban or by who he was banned or when the ban will be lifted.

funnyjunk.com/user/theorangefox

This dude.
User avatar #69842 - adagiodazzle ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Hey man, your FTB server is practically dead. I was on it for 6 hours last night, and nobody logged on. I think you should advertise it more. Or something. Post a link onto **** Brony or something...
User avatar #69843 to #69842 - phanact (12/10/2014) [-]
I don't want it to get to the point where I have to work on it. Plus I'm working with fluttergrey on a better modpack anyway
User avatar #69838 - brahdin (12/09/2014) [-]
So after three years of lurking in the shadows and finally making an account.
I have to ask now, why does everyone seem to love hating you and you seem to just shrug it off so much?
User avatar #69853 to #69838 - friedgreenpomatoes (12/14/2014) [-]
He's basically he king of faggots, and we love to love/hate him.
User avatar #69840 to #69839 - brahdin (12/09/2014) [-]
Is it the ponies, just sorta rolled with then?
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