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Date Signed Up:3/25/2011
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#27 - its working for our 55 people online at the moment, so... 3 hours ago on FJ in a nutshell 0
#25 - why  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on FJ in a nutshell 0
User avatar #28 - kawai (3 hours ago) [-]
nevermind i'm retarded, it works
User avatar #26 - kawai (3 hours ago) [-]
the ip you gave us doesn't work
#29 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #27 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
its working for our 55 people online at the moment, so...
#281 - nah not anymore 4 hours ago on Phancraft 0
#22 - sure 4 hours ago on FJ in a nutshell 0
#20 - and 1.7.9  [+] (12 new replies) 4 hours ago on FJ in a nutshell 0
User avatar #30 - niimajneb (3 hours ago) [-]
is there room for a 200 block wide circle and will the members help/not fuck it up?
User avatar #31 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
idk not really
User avatar #32 - niimajneb (3 hours ago) [-]
k, i'm doing that on singleplayer and I didn't realise how big it was so I wanted help

if you care: imgur.com/a/mFw09 , imgur.com/aMimaxI,nB0UyTl,15azUXg , imgur.com/k0Tluxk,b2wzjw0,uF9Zha1,pcTXwQN,t14kToW,ghBb6DI
User avatar #24 - kawai (3 hours ago) [-]
you're an evil person
User avatar #25 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
why
User avatar #28 - kawai (3 hours ago) [-]
nevermind i'm retarded, it works
User avatar #26 - kawai (3 hours ago) [-]
the ip you gave us doesn't work
#29 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #27 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
its working for our 55 people online at the moment, so...
User avatar #23 - adplum (4 hours ago) [-]
cant resolve hostname
#21 - thepastamaypwnyou (4 hours ago) [-]
Can I create huge green creepers *dicks* in it?
User avatar #22 - phanact (4 hours ago) [-]
sure
#9240725 - tehbestever needs a few more lbs 4 hours ago on retard forum 0
#9240721 - You and everyone else 4 hours ago on retard forum 0
#9240713 - sickens me  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on retard forum 0
User avatar #9240719 - joshlol (4 hours ago) [-]
it's fucking bizarre he's made almost double the average yearly salary in a few days for making a post saying he's going to make a potato salad

why do people care or allow this to happen?

and it still have 23 days to go, I wonder how well he will do
#9240728 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
#9240709 to #9240697 - unusualmoo ONLINE (3 minutes ago)
the people who donate to shit like this are the same kind of people who buy rock simulator.
#9240499 - yea drl is right  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on retard forum 0
User avatar #9240502 - fjaddictftw (5 hours ago) [-]
*sinconn
#26493 - lgeit its right out of the show 5 hours ago on New OC Application Page 0
#26492 - ragingbrony how is this oc  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on New OC Application Page 0
User avatar #26493 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
lgeit its right out of the show
#26 - says u 5 hours ago on autosubmit's profile 0
#9240287 - **** > Admin  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on retard forum +1
#9240307 - rize (5 hours ago) [-]
Fu­ck Adm­in
User avatar #9240301 - kilroydotexe (5 hours ago) [-]
Admin should just replace every cuss word with stuff like "darn" and "poop" or some shit like that
#68007 - PT is a **** site anyway and FJ has a ram error  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #68009 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
Ravioli ravioli your opinion is wrongioli

anyways, was nice talking to you again
#9240278 - i love admin i lick admin's balls my big black pe…  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on retard forum +2
User avatar #9240283 - zahnrad (5 hours ago) [-]
gentleman of color
User avatar #9240289 - joshlol (5 hours ago) [-]
best site on the internet
#9240267 - **** my big black penetrative daddy i lick…  [+] (5 new replies) 5 hours ago on retard forum +2
User avatar #9240280 - kilroydotexe (5 hours ago) [-]
What do you have to say to get the my big black penetrative daddy's balls filter
User avatar #9240282 - kilroydotexe (5 hours ago) [-]
And you know what I mean
User avatar #9240287 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
Fuck > Admin
#9240307 - rize (5 hours ago) [-]
Fu­ck Adm­in
User avatar #9240301 - kilroydotexe (5 hours ago) [-]
Admin should just replace every cuss word with stuff like "darn" and "poop" or some shit like that
#9240263 - i love admin **** my big black penetrative daddy  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on retard forum +1
User avatar #9240277 - ajrin (5 hours ago) [-]
you messed up
i lick admin's balls
#9240272 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
i lick admin's balls
#9240242 - wat  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on retard forum +1
User avatar #9240249 - Hawke (5 hours ago) [-]
make me a my big black penetrative daddy on your minecraft server you big orange cunt
#9240240 - gentleman of color 5 hours ago on retard forum +1
#68005 - not when i run MC (client), bit coin mining, an MMO farming in…  [+] (4 new replies) 5 hours ago on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #68006 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
That's cool. My laptop already goes apeshit when I have the browser open with more than 3 tabs. Especially with best site on the internet and PT. Hue.
User avatar #68007 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
PT is a shit site anyway and FJ has a ram error
User avatar #68009 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
Ravioli ravioli your opinion is wrongioli

anyways, was nice talking to you again
User avatar #68008 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
Wow addy so fanni filters top meme :^)
#68003 - thats my cleint, not the serber  [+] (6 new replies) 5 hours ago on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #68004 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
Aren't 16 GB ram overkill at the moment? Might come in handy in like 5 years. I'm no tech savvy and I obviously don't keep up with the latest PC parts and stuff.
User avatar #68005 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
not when i run MC (client), bit coin mining, an MMO farming ingame money, and usually an FPS likeborderlinds im playing with a friend
User avatar #68006 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
That's cool. My laptop already goes apeshit when I have the browser open with more than 3 tabs. Especially with best site on the internet and PT. Hue.
User avatar #68007 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
PT is a shit site anyway and FJ has a ram error
User avatar #68009 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
Ravioli ravioli your opinion is wrongioli

anyways, was nice talking to you again
User avatar #68008 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
Wow addy so fanni filters top meme :^)
#68002 - tfw i have 16gb of ram on this ****  [+] (7 new replies) 5 hours ago on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #68003 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
thats my cleint, not the serber
User avatar #68004 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
Aren't 16 GB ram overkill at the moment? Might come in handy in like 5 years. I'm no tech savvy and I obviously don't keep up with the latest PC parts and stuff.
User avatar #68005 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
not when i run MC (client), bit coin mining, an MMO farming ingame money, and usually an FPS likeborderlinds im playing with a friend
User avatar #68006 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
That's cool. My laptop already goes apeshit when I have the browser open with more than 3 tabs. Especially with best site on the internet and PT. Hue.
User avatar #68007 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
PT is a shit site anyway and FJ has a ram error
User avatar #68009 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
Ravioli ravioli your opinion is wrongioli

anyways, was nice talking to you again
User avatar #68008 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
Wow addy so fanni filters top meme :^)
#9240198 - /b/ is edgy fags posting porn  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on retard forum +1
User avatar #9240203 - zahnrad (5 hours ago) [-]
So, safe for work random?
#68000 - good trying to fix **** on MC server  [+] (9 new replies) 5 hours ago on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #68001 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
I wish MC would run on this toaster. Feel like playing it again but can't.
User avatar #68002 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
tfw i have 16gb of ram on this shit
User avatar #68003 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
thats my cleint, not the serber
User avatar #68004 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
Aren't 16 GB ram overkill at the moment? Might come in handy in like 5 years. I'm no tech savvy and I obviously don't keep up with the latest PC parts and stuff.
User avatar #68005 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
not when i run MC (client), bit coin mining, an MMO farming ingame money, and usually an FPS likeborderlinds im playing with a friend
User avatar #68006 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
That's cool. My laptop already goes apeshit when I have the browser open with more than 3 tabs. Especially with best site on the internet and PT. Hue.
User avatar #68007 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
PT is a shit site anyway and FJ has a ram error
User avatar #68009 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
Ravioli ravioli your opinion is wrongioli

anyways, was nice talking to you again
User avatar #68008 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
Wow addy so fanni filters top meme :^)
#9240191 - no its kek 5 hours ago on retard forum +1
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
stickied
I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
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#67993 - posttwo (7 hours ago) [-]
seekay I need these in big res asap
User avatar #67994 to #67993 - seekay (6 hours ago) [-]
I'll do it when I feel like it omg don't rush me

Also why are we on big orange ****** profile?
User avatar #67995 to #67994 - posttwo (5 hours ago) [-]
I use his profile as a place to mention random people now
dunno why
I like it here
User avatar #67996 to #67995 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
lmao
User avatar #67999 to #67998 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
how u doin m9
User avatar #68000 to #67999 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
good trying to fix **** on MC server
User avatar #68001 to #68000 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
I wish MC would run on this toaster. Feel like playing it again but can't.
User avatar #68002 to #68001 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
tfw i have 16gb of ram on this ****
User avatar #68003 to #68002 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
thats my cleint, not the serber
User avatar #68004 to #68003 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
Aren't 16 GB ram overkill at the moment? Might come in handy in like 5 years. I'm no tech savvy and I obviously don't keep up with the latest PC parts and stuff.
User avatar #68005 to #68004 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
not when i run MC (client), bit coin mining, an MMO farming ingame money, and usually an FPS likeborderlinds im playing with a friend
User avatar #68006 to #68005 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
That's cool. My laptop already goes ******* when I have the browser open with more than 3 tabs. Especially with best site on the internet and PT. Hue.
User avatar #68008 to #68006 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
Wow addy so fanni filters top meme :^)
User avatar #68007 to #68006 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
PT is a **** site anyway and FJ has a ram error
User avatar #68009 to #68007 - seekay (5 hours ago) [-]
Ravioli ravioli your opinion is wrongioli

anyways, was nice talking to you again
#67989 - joshlol (13 hours ago) [-]
did my big black penetrative daddy delete all links posted yesterday or something?

I've seen a lot of missing url's on comments
User avatar #67990 to #67989 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
i have no idea
User avatar #67987 - spongeychicken (16 hours ago) [-]
Does your minceraft server have the factions plugin?
User avatar #67991 to #67987 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
for the PVP world
User avatar #67992 to #67991 - spongeychicken (10 hours ago) [-]
ah ok i might try it once i upgrade my potato to a cucumber
User avatar #67985 - soundofwinter ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
1010 no lag server
Worked as advertised
User avatar #67986 to #67985 - phanact (20 hours ago) [-]
lmao

i fix
#67982 - precision (20 hours ago) [-]
I'm trying to become FJ famous/Infamous. So I feel like adding people who are will help me a little. So.
User avatar #67983 to #67982 - phanact (20 hours ago) [-]
thats stupid
User avatar #67984 to #67983 - precision (20 hours ago) [-]
So stupid. But I have nothing better to do.
User avatar #67980 - icameheretotroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Ey Can you tell me which version is the mc server
thx
User avatar #67981 to #67980 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
1.7.9
#67979 - goomy ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#67978 - goomy ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#67977 - goomy ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
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#67975 - teamdaigurren (07/08/2014) [-]
So you won't suck my dick, but can we **** instead?~
User avatar #67976 to #67975 - phanact (07/08/2014) [-]
uh idk
#67988 to #67976 - teamdaigurren (13 hours ago) [-]
That's okay babe, you take your time.~
#67974 - mountaindewkie (07/08/2014) [-]
What are you going to do, Flag me?
User avatar #67972 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
It's 5:00 am and I'm very tired right now.

I've come here to tell you that I think you're kind of a cool guy. I hardly ever post on this site, except for some weird stuff on a few specific profiles, but I've logged onto and browsed FJ almost every day for the last 2 and a half years.

I've seen you around a lot, ever since we had the old admin, and everyone simply goofed around on the brony board all day, without all these stupid items, and weird new layouts, and massive amounts of trolls. I always enjoyed the stuff you posted, and I still do.

I find it funny the way people hate on you. I can't imagine why, what reason they have, but I never feel the same as them. Never hated you, what you do, how you do it or even why. All I know is it must suck sometimes. I can't know for sure, but that's my assumption. And I think it's a damn shame if it does.

I don't know why I came here, or even what message I was hoping to convey. All I know is that I think I'm going to go to bed now. So good night.
User avatar #67973 to #67972 - phanact (07/07/2014) [-]
ok good night
#67970 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (07/07/2014) [-]
Phanact I want to be a mod but I'm a "new" user. I say "new" because I've had a few accounts in the past that I deleted. My last one was level 281 in comments I think. Been browsing fj since I was in 7th grade. I'm a 3rd year college students now.
#67971 to #67970 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (07/07/2014) [-]
The website won't let me take the test
User avatar #67965 - seniorawesomesauce (07/07/2014) [-]
w-will u skype with me?
User avatar #67968 to #67967 - phanact (07/07/2014) [-]
whats ur skype
User avatar #67969 to #67968 - seniorawesomesauce (07/07/2014) [-]
scottshelbster
User avatar #67959 - solidderking (07/06/2014) [-]
how ling is ur dick ?
User avatar #67960 to #67959 - phanact (07/06/2014) [-]
3 ling
User avatar #67961 to #67960 - solidderking (07/06/2014) [-]
HA
that was pretty fast
one ling = one chinese guy?
User avatar #67963 to #67962 - solidderking (07/06/2014) [-]
thatnk for participating in my survey
i hope i remember why i asked
User avatar #67955 - posttwo (07/06/2014) [-]
seekay do you still have the bug
User avatar #67958 to #67955 - phanact (07/06/2014) [-]
why is this on my profile
User avatar #67956 to #67955 - seekay (07/06/2014) [-]
who are all these people who were on my profile daddy im scared
User avatar #67957 to #67956 - posttwo (07/06/2014) [-]
Tell me if you still have the ******* bug on ponythread
if so
I need you to send me teamviewer info so I can get ivan to look at your ****
User avatar #67944 - bionicpanda (07/06/2014) [-]
phanact can you convince pappa to let us post gifs larger than 10 MB

it would be so ******* cash bruh
User avatar #67945 to #67944 - phanact (07/06/2014) [-]
im more concerned about webm's and other upcoming udpates we're working on
User avatar #67946 to #67945 - bionicpanda (07/06/2014) [-]
i have a gif that is literally 12 MB large and it hurt my soul whenever i spent like an hour editing it and then tried to post it only to figure out it was too big
User avatar #67947 to #67946 - phanact (07/06/2014) [-]
resize it to fj's size limits anyway
User avatar #67948 to #67947 - bionicpanda (07/06/2014) [-]
12 MB after i trimmed it down attempting to fit into the limit
User avatar #67949 to #67948 - phanact (07/06/2014) [-]
then is it an hr long
User avatar #67950 to #67949 - bionicpanda (07/06/2014) [-]
wtf i **** you not it's maybe 15-17 seconds
User avatar #67951 to #67950 - phanact (07/06/2014) [-]
puush it or something to me
User avatar #67952 to #67951 - bionicpanda (07/06/2014) [-]
nvm man i'll just repost something to renew my colored text

ty for actually trying to help tho bruh
User avatar #67929 - stevecartel (07/06/2014) [-]
I love Phanact.
User avatar #67922 - oxymoronking (07/05/2014) [-]
phanact, phanact on the wall, is thecitcourtneyy deavas after all?
User avatar #67924 to #67923 - oxymoronking (07/05/2014) [-]
he can see peoples ips
its how he figured out my alts
User avatar #67925 to #67924 - thecitcourtneyy (07/05/2014) [-]
fag, ur a newfag if u truly think i'm him. But good luck, he might ban u for spamming this instead.
#67926 to #67925 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [-]
Wait let me think

Are you zahnrad?
User avatar #67927 to #67926 - thecitcourtneyy (07/05/2014) [-]
I'm anon :^)
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