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#58439 - ya 08/23/2013 on phanact's profile 0
#58435 - I already did  [+] (6 new replies) 08/23/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #58436 - ShadNineteen (08/23/2013) [-]
at the same time?
User avatar #58441 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
ya
User avatar #58442 - ShadNineteen (08/23/2013) [-]
o ok grats
User avatar #58443 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
no i lied I wasnt
User avatar #58444 - ShadNineteen (08/23/2013) [-]
fucker

ok go do it then
User avatar #58516 - phanact (08/24/2013) [-]
nah
#305 - This girl is a slut  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2013 on How I pick up chicks +10
#307 - bubbabrent (08/23/2013) [-]
omg... But yes I do agree.
#300 - There are at least 10 other users who are god on comments  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2013 on How I pick up chicks +3
User avatar #414 - itskirbybitch (08/24/2013) [-]
Sorry to see your boat load of red thumbs Phanact, I personally dont have a problem with you
#295 - Picture 08/23/2013 on How I pick up chicks +32
#291 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2013 on How I pick up chicks +1
#294 - srgDoughnut (08/23/2013) [-]
#286 - Lets be honest, you would do the same in my position  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2013 on How I pick up chicks 0
User avatar #363 - flusteredmoose (08/23/2013) [-]
Probably.
#12006 - I'm not in europe  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2013 on lunargreenhouse's profile 0
User avatar #12007 - lunargreenhouse (08/23/2013) [-]
ha
#12004 - I've never played WOT Plus even if I did, someone already …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2013 on lunargreenhouse's profile 0
User avatar #12005 - lunargreenhouse (08/23/2013) [-]
Its not taken on the EU cluster
User avatar #12006 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm not in europe
User avatar #12007 - lunargreenhouse (08/23/2013) [-]
ha
#58431 - I eat *****  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #58438 - hashketchum (08/23/2013) [-]
I beat the pussy
User avatar #58432 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
I eat the pussy.
#12002 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/23/2013 on lunargreenhouse's profile 0
User avatar #12003 - lunargreenhouse (08/23/2013) [-]
AMX 13F3
Wonderful SPG
I have a mod for wot which turns my AMX50 100 crew (french tank) into Rarity
User avatar #12004 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I've never played WOT
Plus even if I did, someone already claimed the username Phanact
User avatar #12005 - lunargreenhouse (08/23/2013) [-]
Its not taken on the EU cluster
User avatar #12006 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm not in europe
User avatar #12007 - lunargreenhouse (08/23/2013) [-]
ha
#58429 - I guess  [+] (4 new replies) 08/23/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #58430 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
i eat dolphins.
User avatar #58431 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I eat pussy
User avatar #58438 - hashketchum (08/23/2013) [-]
I beat the pussy
User avatar #58432 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
I eat the pussy.
#58427 - No I'm just a user.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/23/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #58428 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
A funny user.
User avatar #58429 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I guess
User avatar #58430 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
i eat dolphins.
User avatar #58431 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I eat pussy
User avatar #58438 - hashketchum (08/23/2013) [-]
I beat the pussy
User avatar #58432 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
I eat the pussy.
#58425 - sorry I was on the prone at work  [+] (8 new replies) 08/23/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #58426 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
Better. So, do you have the power to give users colored text?
User avatar #58427 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
No I'm just a user.
User avatar #58428 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
A funny user.
User avatar #58429 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I guess
User avatar #58430 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
i eat dolphins.
User avatar #58431 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I eat pussy
User avatar #58438 - hashketchum (08/23/2013) [-]
I beat the pussy
User avatar #58432 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
I eat the pussy.
#12000 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 08/23/2013 on lunargreenhouse's profile 0
#12001 - lunargreenhouse (08/23/2013) [-]
#12002 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #12003 - lunargreenhouse (08/23/2013) [-]
AMX 13F3
Wonderful SPG
I have a mod for wot which turns my AMX50 100 crew (french tank) into Rarity
User avatar #12004 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I've never played WOT
Plus even if I did, someone already claimed the username Phanact
User avatar #12005 - lunargreenhouse (08/23/2013) [-]
Its not taken on the EU cluster
User avatar #12006 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm not in europe
User avatar #12007 - lunargreenhouse (08/23/2013) [-]
ha
#58423 - Almost  [+] (10 new replies) 08/23/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #58424 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
Nope, it took you 36.4 seconds to reply. You are not fast.
User avatar #58425 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
sorry I was on the prone at work
User avatar #58426 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
Better. So, do you have the power to give users colored text?
User avatar #58427 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
No I'm just a user.
User avatar #58428 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
A funny user.
User avatar #58429 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I guess
User avatar #58430 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
i eat dolphins.
User avatar #58431 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I eat pussy
User avatar #58438 - hashketchum (08/23/2013) [-]
I beat the pussy
User avatar #58432 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
I eat the pussy.
#58421 - I'm fast  [+] (12 new replies) 08/23/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #58422 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
Faster than Xfinity?
User avatar #58423 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
Almost
User avatar #58424 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
Nope, it took you 36.4 seconds to reply. You are not fast.
User avatar #58425 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
sorry I was on the prone at work
User avatar #58426 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
Better. So, do you have the power to give users colored text?
User avatar #58427 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
No I'm just a user.
User avatar #58428 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
A funny user.
User avatar #58429 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I guess
User avatar #58430 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
i eat dolphins.
User avatar #58431 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I eat pussy
User avatar #58438 - hashketchum (08/23/2013) [-]
I beat the pussy
User avatar #58432 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
I eat the pussy.
#58419 - I'm just a user  [+] (14 new replies) 08/23/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #58420 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
Who replies to almost every comment right away... i see.
User avatar #58421 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm fast
User avatar #58422 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
Faster than Xfinity?
User avatar #58423 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
Almost
User avatar #58424 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
Nope, it took you 36.4 seconds to reply. You are not fast.
User avatar #58425 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
sorry I was on the prone at work
User avatar #58426 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
Better. So, do you have the power to give users colored text?
User avatar #58427 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
No I'm just a user.
User avatar #58428 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
A funny user.
User avatar #58429 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I guess
User avatar #58430 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
i eat dolphins.
User avatar #58431 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I eat pussy
User avatar #58438 - hashketchum (08/23/2013) [-]
I beat the pussy
User avatar #58432 - uberteddy (08/23/2013) [-]
I eat the pussy.
#273 - I don't roll, like, ever, anymore  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2013 on How I pick up chicks +1
#380 - devout feminist (08/23/2013) [-]
Not since the accident
User avatar #274 - whitehawk (08/23/2013) [-]
oh sorry, actually was dolan, sorry for the confusion
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2013 on Description yo -1
#6 - teranin Comment deleted by phanact
#58417 - I did for a little bit  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #58543 - suiker (08/24/2013) [-]
Like, how long?
User avatar #58544 - phanact (08/24/2013) [-]
2-3 days
User avatar #58545 - suiker (08/24/2013) [-]
holy fuck you're a fast replier.
lel, so short
#58416 - thanks  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #58451 - konradkurze (08/23/2013) [-]
when a man makes t-shirts for himself...he LOVES attention
#4321715 - no one cares  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4321749 - ffffyou (08/23/2013) [-]
I can find at least 5 people who will care.
#11982 - I see its pansy again  [+] (9 new replies) 08/23/2013 on lunargreenhouse's profile 0
#11983 - lunargreenhouse (08/23/2013) [-]
Yeah
No gay pseudo always-being-friendly bullshit that leads to nothing anymore.
#12000 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
#12001 - lunargreenhouse (08/23/2013) [-]
#12002 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #12003 - lunargreenhouse (08/23/2013) [-]
AMX 13F3
Wonderful SPG
I have a mod for wot which turns my AMX50 100 crew (french tank) into Rarity
User avatar #12004 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I've never played WOT
Plus even if I did, someone already claimed the username Phanact
User avatar #12005 - lunargreenhouse (08/23/2013) [-]
Its not taken on the EU cluster
User avatar #12006 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm not in europe
User avatar #12007 - lunargreenhouse (08/23/2013) [-]
ha
#269 - Female  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2013 on How I pick up chicks 0
User avatar #383 - lurg (08/23/2013) [-]
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wat
User avatar #330 - TarnRazor (08/23/2013) [-]
This distresses me.
#310 - dereken (08/23/2013) [-]
Okay, thanks.
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
stickied
I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
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User avatar #68219 - alphavsomega (5 hours ago) [-]
I sent in my mod test request 4 days ago. About how much longer should I expect to wait?
User avatar #68220 to #68219 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
wat?
User avatar #68221 to #68220 - alphavsomega (5 hours ago) [-]
I sent a message requesting a mod test to fjmodtest and I've been waiting for 4 days for a link to the test. About ow much longer should I wait?
User avatar #68223 to #68221 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
thats old now
User avatar #68224 to #68223 - alphavsomega (5 hours ago) [-]
**** . Can you become a mod anymore? If so how?
User avatar #68225 to #68224 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
tehbestever whats the link to the mod tests for right now
User avatar #68226 to #68225 - tehbestever (4 hours ago) [-]
we aren't gonna use those anymore, we're just gonna do applications when august comes around

he'll either have to wait or he'll fail the tests if he tries anyways
User avatar #68229 to #68226 - alphavsomega (4 hours ago) [-]
About when in august? And when the time comes how will I apply?
User avatar #68230 to #68229 - tehbestever (4 hours ago) [-]
the start of august

We'll just send out a mass message with the details
User avatar #68231 to #68230 - alphavsomega (3 hours ago) [-]
alrighty then thanks man
User avatar #68227 to #68226 - phanact (4 hours ago) [-]
alright
i wasnt sure what our current way of doing it was
#68218 - simonjiha (6 hours ago) [-]
hi phanact. how are you?
hi phanact. how are you?
#68213 - flyinarrow ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
funnyjunk.com/100++year+difference/funny-pictures/5228121/1#1

you see this, phaggot?

i have over 500 thumbs on my content and admun still didnt give me colored text

#FFFFEF is the color i want
User avatar #68215 to #68213 - phanact (17 hours ago) [-]
itll come
#68216 to #68215 - flyinarrow ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
yea, it better, OR IM NEVER COMING TO THIS WEBSITE AGAIN :<<<<
#68214 to #68213 - flyinarrow ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
*comment
#68212 - nought ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
**nought rolled image** tfw you will never be a sexy orange pony in a maid outfit mother of cringe
#68217 to #68212 - starmandx (16 hours ago) [-]
**starmandx rolled image** his actual fw
User avatar #68201 to #68199 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
now u sloop?
User avatar #68198 - murphyslawtesties ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
That's a nice subscriber number you have there


It would be a shame to lose it

Don't you think ?
User avatar #68204 to #68200 - murphyslawtesties ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Refer to the pic below
#68197 - murphyslawtesties ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Hello, May i have a moment to talk about Squating
User avatar #68202 to #68197 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
squating
User avatar #68193 - ttonyn (07/21/2014) [-]
sup phanny?
User avatar #68195 to #68194 - ttonyn (07/21/2014) [-]
cool, I aint got any food tho
User avatar #68190 - tridaak (07/21/2014) [-]
make me mod plz
User avatar #68192 to #68191 - tridaak (07/21/2014) [-]
thanks bby
User avatar #68187 - tranquilizer ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Imagine finding a teddy bear in a dark cave that echoes back nothing.
Now imagine it handing you a lolly cane
D1 to A4
Checkmate
The bear ate your Jack of Clubs
And the player on your left just built a hotel in the most expensive slot
The option to save and exit is disabled

What's your plan?
User avatar #68188 to #68187 - phanact (07/20/2014) [-]
ignore thi scomment
User avatar #68189 to #68188 - tranquilizer ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
*khh*

phanact.exe corrupted
User avatar #68186 - icollectraresbro (07/20/2014) [-]
******* phanact tounges my anus
User avatar #68184 - antiponiesuser (07/20/2014) [-]
why is Phanact pronounced nearly the same as ****** ?
User avatar #68185 to #68184 - phanact (07/20/2014) [-]
its not
User avatar #68196 to #68185 - antiponiesuser (07/21/2014) [-]
FAnact
FAgot

Nactgot

why are you so orange anyways? Purple is waaay better
User avatar #68203 to #68196 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
orange is by far the most superior color
#68206 to #68203 - antiponiesuser (07/21/2014) [-]
love me fanact. Im the most best of oranges.
User avatar #68207 to #68206 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
thats a clemintine
User avatar #68208 to #68207 - antiponiesuser (07/21/2014) [-]
Clementine*

retard
User avatar #68209 to #68208 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
IM AN ORANGE HORSE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SPELL CORRECTLY
#68210 to #68209 - antiponiesuser (07/21/2014) [-]
oh...   
   
well then...
oh...

well then...
#68180 - devout feminist (07/20/2014) [-]
Why is there only a finite number of times per day that I can thumb down Phanact? Why does FJ have to interrupt me on my quest to thumb-down all of Funnyjunk and Newest Content?
User avatar #68182 to #68180 - phanact (07/20/2014) [-]
Banned
#68179 - redfummer (07/20/2014) [-]
seriously Jersey Shore
unblock konradkurze already
#68174 - devout feminist (07/19/2014) [-]
Can you please tell tkich and those other ******* to stop ******** up the board

In fact nearly every post on the first page now is by seniorawesomesauce

One time was okay, but this is an every night thing now, and the other admin's minions aren't doing **** about it
#68177 to #68174 - idontknoow (07/19/2014) [-]
There's a reason why it's called the retard board. Hurr derrr xDDDDDDDD
User avatar #68170 - posttwo (07/19/2014) [-]
Phanact get back onto your own profile
User avatar #68172 to #68170 - phanact (07/19/2014) [-]
blow me orange cock
User avatar #68173 to #68172 - posttwo (07/19/2014) [-]
**posttwo summons fjaddictftw**
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User avatar #68166 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
how come pics funny is allowed to spam so much ?
User avatar #68167 to #68166 - phanact (07/18/2014) [-]
what do u mean
User avatar #68168 to #68167 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
he posts at least 50 or so times a day and every single is a repost sometimes the same ones twice a day and on every post he says to go to his website in the description it gets really annoying when going through newest uploads and you cant even thumb down his reposts with that 20 thumbs a hour limit
User avatar #68171 to #68168 - phanact (07/19/2014) [-]
yea
hes posting content that people thumb up and gets the site views so its okay i guess
i post 120 content a day on average
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