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#10096411 - lmao what hes a retard  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #10096416 - xxangelisxx (8 hours ago) [-]
sinconn v2
User avatar #10099706 - sinconn (2 hours ago) [-]
I hope you got banned for this post.
#1106545 - delete what faggot  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1106548 - ferrettamer (8 hours ago) [-]
delete ur mum pussi
#1106543 - hi  [+] (4 new replies) 8 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1106544 - ghostninja (8 hours ago) [-]
DELETE THIS!?
User avatar #1106564 - notred (7 hours ago) [-]
I JUST WATCHED THAT
User avatar #1106545 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
delete what faggot
User avatar #1106548 - ferrettamer (8 hours ago) [-]
delete ur mum pussi
#1106541 - What? lol why the **** would I delete a comment  [+] (6 new replies) 8 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1106542 - ghostninja (8 hours ago) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #1106543 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
hi
User avatar #1106544 - ghostninja (8 hours ago) [-]
DELETE THIS!?
User avatar #1106564 - notred (7 hours ago) [-]
I JUST WATCHED THAT
User avatar #1106545 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
delete what faggot
User avatar #1106548 - ferrettamer (8 hours ago) [-]
delete ur mum pussi
#10096402 - how old are u  [+] (8 new replies) 8 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #10096417 - agreatusername (8 hours ago) [-]
21, shes 22.
I know, I have a lot more to live for than some bullshit you're about to say.
I dont care.
The heart wants whats the heart wants.
And I wanted her.
That isnt just going to change,
User avatar #10096420 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
can i have the entire backstory maybe pls cuz ur making no sense
User avatar #10096428 - agreatusername (8 hours ago) [-]
Basically me and my GF broke up, but for some stupid reason.
She didnt want to be held down.
And I didnt want to be lied to.
I didnt sleep last night, and Ive been drinking since 1030 this morning.
User avatar #10096437 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
sounds like shes a slut if she 'didnt wanna be held down'
User avatar #10096434 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
hmmmmmmmmmm
when did u break up
User avatar #10096485 - agreatusername (7 hours ago) [-]
Yesterday.
I couldnt drink all day becasue my little brother had some strange kid over, I didnt want to drink and have him run his mouth to his parents the next day.
User avatar #10096488 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
im gonna need a more full story
#1106536 - Sorry for talking about video games on the video games board. …  [+] (27 new replies) 8 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1106593 - rplix (7 hours ago) [-]
This is a no-bully zone.

Sorry that you were bullied.
User avatar #1106576 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
nice video game
#1106566 - kingofunnyjunk (7 hours ago) [-]
Are you seriously mad that people shitting on next-gen?
User avatar #1106565 - finblob (7 hours ago) [-]
d/w everybody makes mistakes
everybody has those days
everybody knows what
what im talking bout
yeah everybody gets that way
User avatar #1106569 - finblob (7 hours ago) [-]
sometimes im in a jam
i gotta make a plan
i know its crayzay
i do it anyway

no way 2 no for sure
i figure out a cure
im patching up the holes
but then it overflows
if im doing too well
why be so hard on myself???

nobodies perfect
i gotta work it
again and again
til i get it right
nobodies perfect
you live and you learn it
and if i mess it up sometimes...7
nobodies perfect..
User avatar #1106580 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
hey now you're a rock star.
User avatar #1106586 - finblob (7 hours ago) [-]
i got my rock moves
and i neeeed you

and guess what
im having more fun
and now that we're done
im gonna shoooow yooou toniiight
im alriiight
im just fiine
and you're
a
tool!
User avatar #1106571 - alexanderburns (7 hours ago) [-]
stop
User avatar #1106573 - finblob (7 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #1106570 - finblob (7 hours ago) [-]
#1106553 - spaceking (8 hours ago) [-]
< You
#1106551 - wisely (8 hours ago) [-]
yeah what if you made admin mad again, wouldn't want to do that again, eh?
User avatar #1106550 - alexanderburns (8 hours ago) [-]
Somebody is angered
User avatar #1106552 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
why are you so mad dude fucking relax holy shit its a video game board not a dick dont take it so hard
User avatar #1106555 - alexanderburns (8 hours ago) [-]
more enraged than the average dumerveil
User avatar #1106557 - dumerveil (8 hours ago) [-]
Alex if you want the dick so badly you needn't play these games, just ask.
User avatar #1106572 - alexanderburns (7 hours ago) [-]
princessren
may I have your dick?
User avatar #1106578 - dumerveil (7 hours ago) [-]
Me fail english? That's unpossible!
User avatar #1106540 - ghostninja (8 hours ago) [-]
Delete this
User avatar #1106541 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
What? lol why the fuck would I delete a comment
User avatar #1106542 - ghostninja (8 hours ago) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #1106543 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
hi
User avatar #1106544 - ghostninja (8 hours ago) [-]
DELETE THIS!?
User avatar #1106564 - notred (7 hours ago) [-]
I JUST WATCHED THAT
User avatar #1106545 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
delete what faggot
User avatar #1106548 - ferrettamer (8 hours ago) [-]
delete ur mum pussi
User avatar #1106538 - alstorp (8 hours ago) [-]
Thanks.
#1106531 - I'm trying to discuss video games on the video games board …  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1106546 - alexanderburns (8 hours ago) [-]
#10096354 - woman are liars by nature dude its in their nature  [+] (10 new replies) 8 hours ago on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #10096375 - agreatusername (8 hours ago) [-]
I was going to give her everything.
Her parents loved me.
Her children loved me more than their own fucking father which she said she loved.
She told me she loved me more than anyone else, because I treated her better than all her other boyfriends.
Apparently I dont deserve any of that.

User avatar #10096402 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
how old are u
User avatar #10096417 - agreatusername (8 hours ago) [-]
21, shes 22.
I know, I have a lot more to live for than some bullshit you're about to say.
I dont care.
The heart wants whats the heart wants.
And I wanted her.
That isnt just going to change,
User avatar #10096420 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
can i have the entire backstory maybe pls cuz ur making no sense
User avatar #10096428 - agreatusername (8 hours ago) [-]
Basically me and my GF broke up, but for some stupid reason.
She didnt want to be held down.
And I didnt want to be lied to.
I didnt sleep last night, and Ive been drinking since 1030 this morning.
User avatar #10096437 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
sounds like shes a slut if she 'didnt wanna be held down'
User avatar #10096434 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
hmmmmmmmmmm
when did u break up
User avatar #10096485 - agreatusername (7 hours ago) [-]
Yesterday.
I couldnt drink all day becasue my little brother had some strange kid over, I didnt want to drink and have him run his mouth to his parents the next day.
User avatar #10096488 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
im gonna need a more full story
#1106524 - i now realize why i dont come here heaven forbid i have a …  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1106526 - alexanderburns (8 hours ago) [-]
you seem flustered
User avatar #1106531 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm trying to discuss video games on the video games board

Sorry I'll go discuss it somewhere else.
#1106546 - alexanderburns (8 hours ago) [-]
#10096347 - stop being --- ?  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #10096357 - fjaddictftw (8 hours ago) [-]
Alive.
#10096346 - and maybe go get some help ?? ? ?  [+] (4 new replies) 8 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #10096351 - fjaddictftw (8 hours ago) [-]
no point. Help just doesn't help. I've given up on it.
#10096377 - xxangelisxx (8 hours ago) [-]
Maybe stuff ain't that bad - you have a roof over your head, food, running water, electricity and a computer to shitpost on.
User avatar #10096397 - fjaddictftw (8 hours ago) [-]
its about how i feel inside though
User avatar #10096400 - xxangelisxx (8 hours ago) [-]
I know. I'm on a shitton of pills too.
#10096344 - can u stop with the depressed suicidal lyrics pls  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#10096349 - sonatadusk (8 hours ago) [-]
Can you stop being orange pls :^)?
User avatar #10096348 - fjaddictftw (8 hours ago) [-]
yeah ill keep iT to myself
#1106522 - A game as big as a halo release should have NEVER had these ma…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1106534 - kingofunnyjunk (8 hours ago) [-]
*from devs
User avatar #1106533 - kingofunnyjunk (8 hours ago) [-]
tbh I expect literally anything at this point after seeing Unity.
#10096340 - someone hot, i think hes waiting for porn 8 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#10096339 - this entire thread is retarded  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #10096369 - lametitan (8 hours ago) [-]
Cause hur dur pc i like to only pirate games master race

Even i found myself playing more console games recently
#1106519 - yeah sorry that i had money to spend and im not just some fat …  [+] (6 new replies) 8 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1106529 - ghostninja (8 hours ago) [-]
Are you seriously implying I don't have a job because I wasn't dumb enough to spend 400 burger bucks on a next gen console and instead I am waiting for them to drop to like 300 burger bucks and make sure they have good functioning exclusives rather then enhanced ports
User avatar #1106523 - alexanderburns (8 hours ago) [-]
more like gaylo and fagza
User avatar #1106524 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
i now realize why i dont come here
heaven forbid i have a logical discussion about the games
User avatar #1106526 - alexanderburns (8 hours ago) [-]
you seem flustered
User avatar #1106531 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm trying to discuss video games on the video games board

Sorry I'll go discuss it somewhere else.
#1106546 - alexanderburns (8 hours ago) [-]
#1106513 - its all due to the game. me and him can connect in forza i…  [+] (4 new replies) 8 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1106520 - kingofunnyjunk (8 hours ago) [-]
The Game came out 12 days ago just give it sometime.
User avatar #1106522 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
A game as big as a halo release should have NEVER had these many issues
User avatar #1106534 - kingofunnyjunk (8 hours ago) [-]
*from devs
User avatar #1106533 - kingofunnyjunk (8 hours ago) [-]
tbh I expect literally anything at this point after seeing Unity.
#10096324 - ok? 8 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#10096292 - enjoy ur ban  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #10096298 - sonatadusk (8 hours ago) [-]
pls no
#10096281 - horn is covered by hair 8 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#10096264 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #10096280 - djponee (8 hours ago) [-]
Whoa. Adorable.
User avatar #10096273 - sonatadusk (8 hours ago) [-]
Why is her horn a tail dock?
User avatar #10096281 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
horn is covered by hair
#10096256 - honey and lemon 8 hours ago on autism autism autism autism +1
#10096254 - um yes they are are you stupid yes u r 8 hours ago on autism autism autism autism +1
#1106488 - I get around 80mbps constantly. I don't think my internet has …  [+] (6 new replies) 8 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1106507 - kingofunnyjunk (8 hours ago) [-]
Does your friend live close to you?
User avatar #1106513 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
its all due to the game.
me and him can connect in forza instantly
and now we cant connect due to the game
ive played 2 games online
User avatar #1106520 - kingofunnyjunk (8 hours ago) [-]
The Game came out 12 days ago just give it sometime.
User avatar #1106522 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
A game as big as a halo release should have NEVER had these many issues
User avatar #1106534 - kingofunnyjunk (8 hours ago) [-]
*from devs
User avatar #1106533 - kingofunnyjunk (8 hours ago) [-]
tbh I expect literally anything at this point after seeing Unity.
#10096188 - we're the brony board admin is just **********  [+] (4 new replies) 8 hours ago on autism autism autism autism +2
User avatar #10096200 - medewu (8 hours ago) [-]
SFW Random board.
User avatar #10096192 - kattr (8 hours ago) [-]
get over it. brony is gone
User avatar #10096194 - chaosascendingx (8 hours ago) [-]
(User was banned for this post)
User avatar #10096197 - kattr (8 hours ago) [-]
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I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

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“You seriously suck at FIFA Orange,” Phanact teased after booting in another goal.

“I already told you I hate footy games! And this isn’t a PC!” he replied. Orange sighed and looked over the sofa. Firestorm was miserably lying on the carpet; he hadn’t said a single word since he’d been dragged here. He was obviously bored out of his mind, but Orange couldn’t trust him to be home alone. Orange though, had forgotten one thing. Whilst Firestorm continued to count the seconds in his head; an orange unicorn mare popped her head in. She hadn’t seen this orange stallion before, but he looked rather interesting and big.

The unicorn mare slowly snuck up on Firestorm; she came closer giving his ear a slow lick. Firestorm became alert looking up to see an almost similar looking pony to him. She grinned suggestively at him before leaving the room; she gave her flank a little wiggle before watching him as she disappeared up the stairs. Firestorm felt excitement growing inside him; he wasn’t even aware that he wasn’t the only pony here, and even better for him it was a mare. Though with Orange around it was going to be harder to sneak away.

“Stop using the same move over and over again!” Orangefox yelled, as he furiously tapped at the controller. That was Firestorm’s chance; he briskly snuck away shivering excitedly at the thought of that mare who just invited him upstairs. When he reached top floor he noticed a light on in a room. Firestorm entered only to find there was no one inside. The door slammed suddenly, and he was pounced on getting tackled to the ground. Firestorm looked up and saw the orange unicorn mare with her seductive, yellow eyes staring down at him. She pressed her body down on his; feeling the heat against her own.

“Hi what’s your name,” she smiled bringing her face closer to his. “I’m Blaze.” she added keeping the same expression on her face.

“The name’s Firestorm,” he smiled back. “Heh we look pretty similar, except you’re hotter!” She giggled and pressed her nose up against his. A switch flipped on in Firestorm’s mind; as she pressed down on him a little more.

“Were you bored down there big boy?” she asked, moving her flank a little.

“Hell yeah, my owner’s a big meanie!” she giggled playfully; stroking his face with a hoof.

“Well they’re both busy downstairs.” she focused on him again; loving the feel of their bodies touching.

“Wow your eyes are so beautiful.” Firestorm remarked; becoming lost in her fixed gaze. She came closer, and softly kissed him on the lips. Blaze held it for a few seconds before pulling away.

“A-are you sure about this?” Firestorm wondered if the noise would alert them, but Blaze came closer.

“We won’t get caught.” she whispered sexily at him. “I know how much you want this.” she planted another kiss on his lips. Firestorm’s forelegs moved up, and he began kissing her back as he hugged her closer. She worked wonders on him with her tongue; sliding it into his mouth feeling his rubbing against hers. Her labia started to get wet from the fluids leaking from her insides; her tongue rubbed harder against his as she began moving up and down on him. The sensations teased his groin causing him to slowly grow an erection; as they tongued each other harder. The kiss ended with a trail of saliva between their tongues; as Blaze slowly sucked on his as she pulled away.

“Damn you’re sexy.” Firestorm commented. She smiled back warmly, and gave a look of surprise as she felt his member pressing against her belly. She slowly slid off him getting an eyeful of his large member pointing upright. Blaze came closer, and pressed her hooves around his dick giving it a few rubs. She looked into his eyes as she licked it slowly from the midsection.

Her tongue pressed hard against his flesh, and he felt her hot breath falling onto it as she continued licking. Her tongue slid up to the engorged tip, and she sucked on it a little before giving it a wet kiss. She then licked her lips before sliding them over his phallus, and she began to suck up and down slowly on it first. He cringed as he felt her tongue circling the tip; the more he watched her the more attracted he became.

She sealed her thick lips around the flesh of his shaft; before sliding them down as his member slid up her throat. She began to repeat slowly; getting his thick, throbbing shaft wet with saliva. Blaze moaned a little as she tasted his living member, and she sustained that sexy gaze on him constantly.

“You’re such a pro, you’re amazing.” Firestorm gasped feeling tingle after tingle; her wet tongue continued to stimulate his cock as her lips rubbed around his flesh. His dick sucked in between her lips; as she sped up a little. Firestorm watched in amazement as she began deep throating him. Her gaze remained on him as her lips slid down to his sheath; her gag reflex remained dormant as her tongue pleasured him some more. Just from looking at her Firestorm felt like cumming already. Blaze held it for a few more seconds; before sucking all the way back to the tip letting it pop out of her mouth. She was absolutely amazing, and Firestorm couldn’t have asked for more.

She sat on her rump; parting her hind legs for him. Firestorm could see her thick, darker labia glistening with juices. The many opening folds of her wet, pink entrance enticed him further.

“Your turn big boy.” she smiled beckoning him with her hoof. Firestorm obeyed and came closer. He pressed his nose between her legs against the area just above her clit, and suddenly she let out a moan as his tongue flickered up her entrance. He tasted her juices along with the powerful smell of her scent. Firestorm began licking her petals like ice cream; every single lick sent an electrical chill down her lower body. She moaned again as she felt his tongue diving between her folds. It licked around feeling her flesh, and tasting more of her. Blaze’s overpowering scent made his stallionhood throb. His lips pressed against her lower ones; as he buried his tongue deeper inside her.

“Your tongue feels so good!” she moaned as she leant back. She watched him feasting on her pussy; as the warm wet sensations pleasured her sex. She began panting as he went faster; bringing her legs closer towards his head. His thick tongue slipped out, and rubbed against her throbbing clit. Her moan came out loudly making him worry, but then he felt her legs squeezing around his head. “Mmm lick it.” she gasped feeling sexual tension build up inside her. Her clit began pulsing, and her body rocked back and forth as he licked her bud harder.

Blaze’s sexy moans enticed him further; he continued inhaling her horny scent flicking his tongue up and down. Her pussy twitched wildly, and then she pressed it against his mouth as juices came squirting in plentiful amounts. Blaze panted loudly calming down from it all. Firestorm lapped up her excess enjoying the sharp taste. She let his head go, and he pulled back with a messy muzzle. Blaze came close and kissed him hard; tasting the juices in his mouth. She pushed him to the floor; climbing on top of him. Blaze broke the kiss; smiling lovingly at Firestorm.

She felt the tip of his shaft rubbing between her legs, and began humping his cock coating it in her juices. She slid her wet lips to the tip; before lowering herself on his pole. She gasped loudly after feeling it penetrate, and then she slid down slowly feeling his hot mass enter her. Firestorm buzzed with excitement and pleasure; feeling his cock sliding between her tight slick walls. Blaze panted lightly with the whole of his cock inside her. She soon began riding him slowly at first, and then she sped up a little. Her breaths came out shorter each time she impaled herself on that thick dick of his. Her hind legs worked her body up and down as she bounced on his shaft.

“Damn it feels tight!” Firestorm moaned as Blaze giggled at him; feeling his hot pulsing meat throbbing between her narrow mounds.

“Are you gonna cum already Stormy?” she teased him; speeding up a little more. The more Firestorm looked at her beautiful, sultry face the better it felt having sex with her.

“Mmm Stormy, it feels so big and good!” she gasped loudly; loving the sensation of his penis filling her up. Her lower body landed hard on him with each rise and fall; only adding to her pleasure. As for Firestorm her pussy was almost too much for him. Her soaking wet flesh wrapped around his warm cock; stimulating every single nerve within.

It felt like one tight, pleasing pink vacuum repeatedly sucking back and forth on his dick. Blaze came close and nuzzled his nose; she moaned in his face holding him tightly. His forelegs reached up and hugged around her body also. They rubbed tongues again as his waist started moving by itself.

“I love you Stormy!” she moaned again; feeling his cock pumping into her. He hadn’t expected her to say that.

“I have a girlfriend.” he replied suddenly not knowing why; she slowed to a halt with a frown in her eyes.

“I’ve been so lonely in this house, I thought I’d finally find somepony. But that was pretty desperate suddenly having sex with you.”

“I don’t mind!” he grinned widely; holding her sides. “Then again I hardly see her anyway, she doesn’t mind if I have a little fun!” as he finished his sentence; he thrust his hips upwards whilst holding her. She moaned sharply followed by a giggle; after feeling his thickness prodding against her womb.

“It feels so good with you Stormy.” she replied lovingly; with another kiss on the mouth. She began bouncing again; feeling his warm member pleasure her lustful pussy. She just loved how similar he looked to her; for Blaze it felt like a perfect match, but he’d already explained before. That still didn’t stop him from having fun.

“Oh Stormy!” she moaned loudly again; going much faster. Blaze bit her lower lip feeling her clit throbbing harder. His love stick continued to drive upwards inside her twat; filling her all the way. She looked down at him; noticing he was panting much faster. She teased him by squeezing her insides tight around his phallus; digging her hooves into his chest as she sped up even more going wild with him.

“Damn girl you’re on fire!” Firestorm gritted his teeth trying to hold back as she moaned louder than before. “Keep it down, you’ll get us caught!” he panicked, but she simply grinned at him.
User avatar #69674 to #69673 - phanact (2 hours ago) [-]

“Then don’t feel so good inside me in the first place!” she replied with a laugh; moaning again as his member drove hard and fast into her. He tried to shut her up with a kiss, but she pushed him back down on the floor; holding him down as her horn glowed suddenly.

“What are you aaooooh!” The pleasure doubled over for him; as her femness began to feel much warmer and cosy around his thick cock. She played around with him, and he felt his shaft lovingly melt between her warm, dripping pussy. He stopped fighting back; drooling on the floor as his jaw went loose.

“Mm good boy!” another loud gasp escaped her lips; she could feel something building up below. Blaze continued to ride it out; as the tension increased around her nethers. She didn’t exactly want him to cum yet, so she allowed his phallus to slide out of her wet love hole. She rubbed her throbbing clit against his member; breathing sharply from her mouth as her orgasm came closer. The tension and pressure inside her started to soar. Several moans escaped her lips as she humped his cock, until she began convulsing and squirting clear fluid all over it. She eventually stopped shaking, and calmed down enough to lie on top of him feeling his soaked cock between her legs.

“Wow I love fiery mares, though I haven’t met many, but you’re the best!” he complimented her; making her smile back at him as they lay arm in arm on the floor. “Wanna feel how good I am from behind?” he asked her abruptly.

“Give me a minute you horny stallion, you have no idea how good that felt!” They got back to kissing instead; getting a little carried away. After making out for about 5 minutes Blaze pulled away giving his face a lick.

“Now?” he asked excitedly as she got off him.

“Where’s your manners Stormy? Aren’t you going to prepare me first?” she stuck her ass out at him; giving Firestorm a full view of her orange moon. Her slit lay in the middle, and he came closer inhaling her scent again.

“You’re horny already?” he questioned making her blush.

“Don’t ask, just do it.” soon enough she felt his hot tongue pressing against her sex. She hadn’t felt this good with a stallion in ages. Firestorm continued to service her; pressing his mouth against her snatch so he could bury his tongue deeper inside. Her sweet nectar leaked from her outer lips, and all over his muzzle. She could feel the rising urge again, and her body shivered as he moved up to her clit. He ran a few teasing circles around it; before sucking on her bud giving her extra pleasure.

“Mmm good boy.” she liked playing with him like that, and making him obey.

“Can I now Blaze?” Firestorm asked after a long lick.

“That’s Miss Blaze to you young buck!” she said sternly. “Now do as I say and lick harder!” Firestorm continued with her; feeling his cock still throbbing and desperate. The sight of her nice round plot was so teasing. Blaze’s individual butt cheeks looked so round and full. He just wanted to mount her and get to the good part; how long would he have to do this for? Another subtle moan escaped her lips; the wetness of his tongue combined with the friction sent a chill down her body. She finally moved away making Firestorm slip his tongue back in.

“Now Miss Blaze?” he smiled, but she smiled differently at him.

“Sit!” she ordered making him cock his head sideways.

“Didn’t you hear me? I said sit!” feeling confused he obliged and sat on his rump. Blaze looked back at him as she stuck her ass out in his face.

“Stay.” she ordered again making him sit there; being just inches away from that glorious orange butt. She wiggled her ass a little in front of his face making him twitch. “Staaay!” she ordered again; watching to see if he would move. This was torture for Firestorm; he was sweating like mad and to make it worse she lifted her tail. Now he could see her gaping twat fully before his eyes. Blaze tried not to giggle as Firestorm frowned; he even started whining a little.

“Now beg!” she instructed.

“Please Miss Blaze.”

“Please what?” she smiled trying not to laugh.

“Please stop teasing me, and let me do you. I want to cum already!” She grinned and pushed her muff against his nose. Her scent overpowered his mind, and her girl cum was dripping all over his solid member.

“You want to cum?” she asked sexily.

“Please!”

“How badly?”

“I want to cum inside you so bad!” She moved back a little; giving him more of a view..
“Then tell me how nice my butt is!” this was getting ridiculous.
“Better than Mrs. Cake!”
“Eww!” Blaze was almost put off.
“Hey she’s not bad!”
“Okay, who else?”
“Nightmare moon, Rarity and-”

“Yes?” Firestorm ignored the pang of guilt.

“Erotica!” he struggled to say, but the words came out. “You have the best ass for a mare ever, now please!” Blaze giggled again; giving him another wiggle.

“Okay Stormy, hop on.” That’s all he needed to hear. He licked his lips before pouncing on her; digging his hooves into her back, and leaning close to her ear.

“Now it’s my turn to dominate you.” he whispered as he pressed the tip of his throbbing, hot cock against her spread pink twat. He inched forwards feeling his member sink into her tight hole. Blaze had forgotten how big he was, and groaned instantly as he fully slotted into her. Firestorm licked his lips again feeling her curvy, soft ass against his body. Blaze remained impaled on him; hardly able to bend her back as Firestorm started thrusting.

**** yeah, it feels tighter from here!” Firestorm moaned as he squeezed his throbbing phallus into her, and back out again. He began to speed things up, and soon enough he could feel her flesh pleasuring his entire meat tube. Blaze groaned lovingly; feeling the force of him entering her. She loved how he pressed down on her back pushing her down a little. She tried to keep herself up on her front hooves, but the pleasure was making her lose concentration. She couldn’t think about anything else except his slimy, thick cock sliding between her tight pussy lips.

“Ahh! Keep ******* me!” she moaned again feeling him slam into her. Every thrust rocked her body forwards as his impact became more fierce. He stroked into her, and pressed the tip of his cock as far in as it could go. His thick flesh felt so warm and slick inside her, and she could feel her pussy twitching around; her flesh squeezing and gripping around his dick.

“Your pussy is so wet, you really like it don’t you?” Firestorm grinned, bucking into her again. Blaze was literally in love with his dick. It filled her entirely, and brushed against her g-spot which really got her off. Firestorm began thrusting again, and her sexy moans filled the air. Rich clear pussy juice dripped all over the floor, and the sound of her butt smacking against him echoed in the room. Blaze had almost given up; her front legs were shaking and the stench of sex was overpowering her. Firestorm leaned in close and bit her ear gently. He moaned between his teeth as her wet pussy continued massaging his throbbing shaft inside her.

He gave her sides a squeeze and thrusted his cock in deep. The combination caused her femness to grip tighter around his penis.

“At this rate I’m gonna cum!” he gasped. Blaze felt warm drool sliding down her back. She also felt his sweat rubbing into her coat from his sticky warm body. She was enjoying this so much; the empowering feel of him pounding her mixed with the aroma’s and temperature of the room. Firestorm felt a tingle in his cock as her pussy sucked it back and forth. He tucked his hooves between her hind legs, and pulled her back as he thrusted his way home. A sharper moan escaped Blaze’s lips as her clit began pulsing.

“”Yes, right there Firestorm! Keep doing it!” Blaze begged. He found her g-spot and continued grinding his dick into it; feeling the rewarding pleasure of her pussy clamping on him.

**** !” he moaned as he felt his member throbbing harder. Blaze felt it too as well as her oncoming orgasm.

“Don’t cum in me!” she warned. Firestorm quickly obliged, and pounded her even faster to finish her off.

“Oh gosh yes, yes I’m cumming, **** right there, right aaahhooo!” Blaze began spilling juices again as the contractions coursed through her body. Her horn glowed vivid orange; as her pussy contracted around Firestorm’s pumping shaft as she came. She doubled the pleasure for him as he pulled out in time; feeling his cock throb harder as it slid between her wet, tight petals.

Blaze faced his cock head with a gaping mouth, and the first few ropes of cum came spurting from his member. She caught as much of it as she could; getting most on her face and mane. Firestorm’s eyes were shut during the entire powerful orgasm. He could feel the spell pulsing around his dick as she milked him dry.

Firestorm collapsed on his back as Blaze sampled his cum. She cleaned off the rest of her body, and joined him on the floor laying on top.

“That was amazing, you’re so good at this!” Firestorm sighed with an approving smile. Blaze stroked his mane again touching noses with him.

“Good boy.” she smiled back giving him a long kiss. She had stopped caring about being caught a long time ago. Now she just wanted to be in his arms after that heated moment.

“Man things have been quiet, and I haven’t seen Blaze!” Phanact dropped the controller getting to his feet.

“Blaze?” Orange questioned as Phanact reached the stairs.

“You know? The mare I live with? Just what is she doing up there?” he disappeared, and Orange leaned over only to see that Firestorm was missing.
User avatar #69672 - phanact (2 hours ago) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/feminists/10098609#10098609
[7:23:43 PM] Phanact: ignore the link admin ***** with the name
[7:23:49 PM] Phanact: www.funnyjunk.com/feminists/10098909#10098909
[7:23:55 PM] Phanact: www.funnyjunk.com/feminists/10098950#10098950
[7:24:26 PM] Phanact: www.funnyjunk.com/feminists/10099060#10099060
#69671 - xenxio (7 hours ago) [-]
sticky pls
User avatar #69670 - courageexplains (11/22/2014) [-]
Do you like Courage the Cowardly Doh
#69662 - kolpster (11/19/2014) [-]
u ghey
u ghey
User avatar #69663 to #69662 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
so am u
#69664 to #69663 - kolpster (11/19/2014) [-]
ghey 3gheyher
ghey 3gheyher
User avatar #69660 - nayytayisgod (11/19/2014) [-]
Will you ever leave here?
I can't imagine this place being much fun anymore
User avatar #69661 to #69660 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
Will you ?
User avatar #69665 to #69661 - nayytayisgod (11/19/2014) [-]
I don't come here nearly as much as you do
User avatar #69666 to #69665 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
ur mom came here
#69657 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
hey it's bum
do you wanna add me on skype
#69659 to #69658 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
whaaat
User avatar #69641 - phanacit (11/19/2014) [-]
daddy?
#69634 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2014) [-]
did light get demoded?!
User avatar #69636 to #69634 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
no
what?
#69637 to #69636 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2014) [-]
oh what
like an hour ago his name was removed
i swear
User avatar #69638 to #69637 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
maybe you're just crazy idk what you're talking about
#69639 to #69638 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2014) [-]
no
it definitely was
#69617 - subtitlesmasher (11/18/2014) [-]
After doing some math, I've come to the conclusion that you've been on funnyjunk for 3 years, 7 months, 24 days (115,257,600 seconds, 1,920,960 minutes
32,016 hours or 1334 days to be exact) so far.

Now, you have posted 281,276 comments in that time span. Now, if we count say 6 hours for sleep, 2 hours for eating, and 4 hours for "other" things during a day, that leaves us with (respectfully) 12 hours of time you could be on funnyjunk. Now, I don't think you're on it that long, so lets stretch it and say you're on FJ for 8 hours a day.

8 hours a day times times the 1335 days you've been here adds up to 10,672 hours on funnyjunk since you've been here and giving you the benefit of the doubt, we'll say 10,000 and 10,000 hours is roughly 417 days.

Now here comes the thing that blows my mind. If we take 281,276 and divide it by the days you've been here, that's roughly 670 comments a day. So going back to if you were on FJ for 8 hours a day, that would mean you posted a comment every around .6 seconds the entire 8 hours which is impossible. So with all these benefits, rounding downs and all that, I still can not fathom how you have written so many comments in the time you've been here.

Which brings me to my point....HOW. !?
User avatar #69622 to #69617 - joshlol (11/18/2014) [-]
interesting
User avatar #69623 to #69622 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
Good luck beating that.
User avatar #69626 to #69623 - joshlol (11/18/2014) [-]
I'll hire a second joshlol to post on my behlaf while I sleep
User avatar #69627 to #69626 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
That still wouldn't be able to keep up
User avatar #69628 to #69627 - joshlol (11/18/2014) [-]
maybe I could hire 12 asians or something
User avatar #69629 to #69628 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
Maybe I am 12 asians

Trust me
Examplechanology used to be like 2-3 people on the acc and even still they had trouble surpassing me in commenting
User avatar #69642 to #69629 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
im curious as to which users those were
User avatar #69643 to #69642 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah i dont remember honestly
User avatar #69644 to #69643 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
well now you know my secret
User avatar #69645 to #69644 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
i dont believe you for a single second
you pretended to be beibergotswag too lmao
User avatar #69646 to #69645 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
a couple of years ago, there was an account called noisetank. some of the top commenters came up with the idea to create an account where all of the top commenters were on one account. the only user that declined to be apart of it was like raging.brony. having multiple users on the one account was a secret and only the users who knew about the joint account were the people on it. sometimes different people were logged on at once and would make different comments on the same content. at times some would make comments on the frontpage while i made comments in the newest uploads. we received lots positive feedback and the account was rising in the ranks fast
funnyjunk.com/user/noisetank/10#10

people stopped logging on the account for different reasons. some people only wanted thumbs on their account while others were taking breaks from fj
funnyjunk.com/user/noisetank/34#34

it was a fun ride. rip noisetank
User avatar #69648 to #69646 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
but you werent example
User avatar #69650 to #69648 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
never said i was lol.

although noisetank was an example of example
User avatar #69651 to #69650 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah
i never agreed with joint accounts tho imo
its just not fair imo
User avatar #69652 to #69651 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
i see nothing wrong with it

its was really fun to be apart of it. it was cool to see the different types of comments made from one acc. some commented with reaction pictures, some edited content, some just typed clever jokes without pictures, etc. getting notifications from comments you never made was pretty interesting also
User avatar #69653 to #69652 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
no i agree that its interesting but everyone else who got high ranks worked alone rather than with people
that's why i think its unfair
ive worked for every single comment ive made on this account
its mine
im very protective
User avatar #69654 to #69653 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
same as me with my account shadowrated but i dont see why you would call making comments "work".

i have a question. if we created a new joint account with only users in like the top 10 of comment rankings, could you and addy try to shut it down?
User avatar #69655 to #69654 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
its not against the rules even if i dont agree w/ it
User avatar #69656 to #69655 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
**** i cant make rapeityrape. lol
User avatar #69649 to #69648 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
ive had sunset ask me to joint acc with him and ive declined
i dont think its fair
User avatar #69647 to #69646 - noisetank (11/19/2014) [-]
**** you im not dead
#69621 to #69617 - xxangelisxx (11/18/2014) [-]
I can see that you are new here. Phan is eternal, phan is infinite, he does not obey to physics and time dimensions.
User avatar #69618 to #69617 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
Get this
I only made a few thousand in the first year. Most of these comments are from after when I joined the brony board in late may of 2012
How does THAT make sense ?
User avatar #69619 to #69618 - subtitlesmasher (11/18/2014) [-]
So that could easily make your comments per day by average go to like .. what.. 1700 a day every 0.3-4 seconds? which makes it even more confusing.

I am genuinely intrigued about how this has all been possible.
User avatar #69620 to #69619 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
account that i was on fj for 14 hrs a day instead of 8
where does the math go now
#69624 to #69620 - subtitlesmasher (11/18/2014) [-]
That turns it into 18,000 hours, but if most of the comments only happened in say, two years instead of the 3 years and 7 months, that brings...						****					 I can't do it anymore.
That turns it into 18,000 hours, but if most of the comments only happened in say, two years instead of the 3 years and 7 months, that brings... **** I can't do it anymore.
User avatar #69625 to #69624 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
Come on I wanna know
User avatar #69630 to #69625 - subtitlesmasher (11/18/2014) [-]
Ok Ok.

18,000 hours in the 3 years and 7 months, but since the new info, that means that was MOSTLY in the past 2 years, so let's say the number of time spent in the first 2 years was less than the most active two years, cut off the first two years entirely and say roughly 16,000 hours have been spent on here in 2 years.

16,000 hours is 666(.667) days. so yes, you're the antichrist

So going back to 281,276 divided by 666 is 422 comments a day for two years. So that actually would up your time per comment to more than 1.2 seconds per comment instead of 0.6 seconds

SO that extra 4 hours a day actually makes it look better, but still
User avatar #69631 to #69630 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
Even still thats ******* absurd
thanks for reminding me im a no life
User avatar #69632 to #69631 - subtitlesmasher (11/18/2014) [-]
Oh, don't mention it.
But see, I'm no better and I'll share my stats, too. Since I've downloaded my timer, as seen, I've spent 88 (rounded to 100 for FJ 2) in 57 days.

4 days on funnyjunk in 57 days (two months to make it easy)
4 days every 2 months means 24 days per year.
I've been doing the same thing last year, meaning 2 out of 4 years ive been here adds up to around 44 days in two years.
The prior year was less, so say I spent 2 days every 2 months which brings that to 12 days that year.
But the first year I was here, i spent as much time as I did this year, adding another 24 days.

SO the grand total I've spent staring at funnyjunk in 4ish years is about 80 days.

Almost 3 months of my life have been spent staring at this site in 4 years.
I've only posted about 4000 things in general over all my accounts in that time, but still, for how little I post compare to you, 80 days in 4 years vs your time doesn't make me have that much more of a life, even though I was going to school too.

User avatar #69608 - andranadu (11/18/2014) [-]
hey phanny hows the family
User avatar #69610 to #69609 - andranadu (11/18/2014) [-]
thats good
User avatar #69612 to #69611 - andranadu (11/18/2014) [-]
i dont want you cheerios
User avatar #69613 to #69612 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
is my sis birthday and lightarcanines
User avatar #69614 to #69613 - andranadu (11/18/2014) [-]
i know about the last part
wish your sis a happy birthday from me
User avatar #69615 to #69614 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
okay
'hey sis some fag from fj named andarnadu wished u a happy birtday'

'what'
User avatar #69616 to #69615 - andranadu (11/18/2014) [-]
say andrew
User avatar #69607 - mapleknight (11/18/2014) [-]
**** outta here
#69606 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #69605 - hatechan (11/18/2014) [-]
My Little Pony Season 5 Teaser (Spring 2015) - Twilight Sparkle Recap
User avatar #69591 - shrekissorry (11/17/2014) [-]
hey phanact i know you h8 me but im srry for posting **** in sfw and photoshopping your face please forgive me tysm
-shrekis
User avatar #69589 - tranquilizer (11/17/2014) [-]
Phanact

likes



hors
User avatar #69569 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
srs tho where would i go about finishing my mod stuff
User avatar #69570 to #69569 - phanact (11/17/2014) [-]
idk ask xenxio
User avatar #69571 to #69570 - xenxio (11/17/2014) [-]
am i like...in charge of making mods now?

can we just roll with that?
User avatar #69573 to #69571 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
yo
so my computer ****** up in the middle of me becoming a mod. i passed the test that they set up, i have emails and stuff if you need proof, but ye i wanna become a mod
User avatar #69575 to #69573 - xenxio (11/17/2014) [-]
one moment
User avatar #69577 to #69575 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
i still have the email. i can forward it to you if you want. it was the application
User avatar #69579 to #69577 - xenxio (11/17/2014) [-]
i said wait
#69585 to #69579 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
yessir
yessir
User avatar #69586 to #69585 - xenxio (11/17/2014) [-]
screenshot the email and post it on my profile. also the results too if you can/ anything that isnt too personal
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User avatar #69572 to #69571 - phanact (11/17/2014) [-]
what does epicly do
User avatar #69574 to #69572 - xenxio (11/17/2014) [-]
check misflags...but posttwo does that way more than he does.plus he hasnt logged in four days
User avatar #69576 to #69574 - phanact (11/17/2014) [-]
would he have been removed ?
User avatar #69578 to #69576 - xenxio (11/17/2014) [-]
i think admin removed that because ashedust still hasnt been removed and he got drafted.

so we could have some real inactive mods. one being level 10
User avatar #69582 to #69578 - phanact (11/17/2014) [-]
but yeah if u wanna hire new mods idc go for it we do need somke
User avatar #69584 to #69582 - xenxio (11/17/2014) [-]
alright.
User avatar #69593 to #69584 - LegititmateKyle (11/18/2014) [-]
ayyy lmao. I'm ready to moderate.
User avatar #69595 to #69593 - xenxio (11/18/2014) [-]
who r u
User avatar #69596 to #69595 - LegititmateKyle (11/18/2014) [-]
A user, who's been around for a while, and never caused any trouble
User avatar #69592 to #69584 - hatechan (11/17/2014) [-]
*cough* *cough*
new mods you say?
User avatar #69599 to #69594 - hatechan (11/18/2014) [-]
WELL
I'd be happy to help out
just give me a call ;)
User avatar #69600 to #69599 - xenxio (11/18/2014) [-]
girls cant be mods
User avatar #69602 to #69601 - xenxio (11/18/2014) [-]
dat eyeliner tho

you dig that eyeliner
User avatar #69603 to #69602 - hatechan (11/18/2014) [-]
make me a mod
User avatar #69604 to #69603 - xenxio (11/18/2014) [-]
iunnnooooo
User avatar #69580 to #69578 - phanact (11/17/2014) [-]
**** thats an issue
User avatar #69581 to #69580 - xenxio (11/17/2014) [-]
so what do you want to do?
User avatar #69583 to #69581 - phanact (11/17/2014) [-]
ill have to talk w/ epicly
User avatar #69565 - thewillow (11/16/2014) [-]
I'm going to shag your ex-girlfriend, m8.
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