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Date Signed Up:3/25/2011
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Content Ranking:#2
Comment Ranking:#119
Highest Content Rank:#1
Highest Comment Rank:#1
Content Thumbs: 1337037 total,  1553102 ,  216065
Comment Thumbs: 283248 total,  392795 ,  109547
Content Level Progress: 2.91% (8734/300000)
Level 399 Content: Demi God → Level 400 Content: God
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#9566683 - for someone who has a suicidal gf i really do say kill yourself a lot  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on retard forum 0
#9566732 - applecopy (08/26/2014) [-]
Why did I laugh
that's terrible
User avatar #9566696 - lightarcanine (08/26/2014) [-]
for someone who was I do the same
#9566681 - kill self time 08/26/2014 on retard forum 0
#9566657 - lightarcanine call my phone right now ty i lost it  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9566661 - lightarcanine (08/26/2014) [-]
First you break it
#9566651 - your a fag  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9566652 - historia (08/26/2014) [-]
Yeah okay
#9566649 - thread should always be orange 08/26/2014 on retard forum +1
#9566647 - and orange  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9566649 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
thread should always be orange
#9566646 - more like ASDF FAGPONY  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on retard forum 0
#9566650 - lightarcanine (08/26/2014) [-]
#9566641 - the hair curve needs to be redone to cover the ear idk why…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/26/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9566642 - shadowtails (08/26/2014) [-]
I could photoshop it

I'm lazy
User avatar #9566644 - lightarcanine (08/26/2014) [-]
Whatever I just need a good asdf Pinkie
User avatar #9566646 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
more like ASDF FAGPONY
#9566650 - lightarcanine (08/26/2014) [-]
#9566640 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9566641 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
the hair curve needs to be redone to cover the ear
idk why the ear is there it just silly
User avatar #9566642 - shadowtails (08/26/2014) [-]
I could photoshop it

I'm lazy
User avatar #9566644 - lightarcanine (08/26/2014) [-]
Whatever I just need a good asdf Pinkie
User avatar #9566646 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
more like ASDF FAGPONY
#9566650 - lightarcanine (08/26/2014) [-]
#9566636 - ewew thats the bad one  [+] (8 new replies) 08/26/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9566639 - lightarcanine (08/26/2014) [-]
No longer cool
User avatar #9566638 - shadowtails (08/26/2014) [-]
didn't know there was a good one
#9566640 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #9566641 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
the hair curve needs to be redone to cover the ear
idk why the ear is there it just silly
User avatar #9566642 - shadowtails (08/26/2014) [-]
I could photoshop it

I'm lazy
User avatar #9566644 - lightarcanine (08/26/2014) [-]
Whatever I just need a good asdf Pinkie
User avatar #9566646 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
more like ASDF FAGPONY
#9566650 - lightarcanine (08/26/2014) [-]
#9566635 - I do on my laptop  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9566637 - lightarcanine (08/26/2014) [-]
It's cool
#9566631 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9566633 - lightarcanine (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks bae
#9566617 - for every purchase of this ill give admin 10$  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9566630 - applecopy (08/26/2014) [-]
it's so pointless
#9566278 - Picture 08/26/2014 on retard forum +1
#9566267 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on retard forum +1
#9566288 - stevecartel (08/26/2014) [-]
#8319 - nah uh 08/26/2014 on applecopy's profile 0
#9566101 - dont mess w/ the zohan 08/26/2014 on retard forum +1
#9566098 - lets go do donuts in the hospital parking lot cuz i got a sick whip 08/26/2014 on retard forum 0
#9566092 - I'd rather be a knucklecunt than a ******** 08/26/2014 on retard forum 0
#9566086 - try reproducing it and making sure it adds the thumb or someth…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9566125 - stevecartel (08/26/2014) [-]
When the comment on my phone when I;m signed in it just says it was liked by anonymous on my computer. Might be something to check out though if he wants. Btw my friend lightarcanine wanted me to mention him next time I talk to you cuz he loves you
#9566083 - might be because it might be IP based but idk 08/26/2014 on retard forum 0
#9566077 - I think that's worse  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9566081 - trollmobile (08/26/2014) [-]
at least i'm not a knucklecunt.
User avatar #9566092 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
I'd rather be a knucklecunt than a shitcunt
#9566054 - not if admin did em he does em in the db not via accounts  [+] (7 new replies) 08/26/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9566229 - lightarcanine (08/26/2014) [-]
Hi, Phanact

thanks, stevecartel
User avatar #9566231 - stevecartel (08/26/2014) [-]
Youre welcome
User avatar #9566079 - stevecartel (08/26/2014) [-]
So you can tell admin or sumthing I guess
User avatar #9566078 - stevecartel (08/26/2014) [-]
Oh and I saw that if you get on mobile funnnyjunk then you can thumb still. Idk if it still exists after you leave the page but when I thumbed something It let me do it normally without never ending thumbing
User avatar #9566086 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
try reproducing it and making sure it adds the thumb or something
do it with this comment im making

let him know
User avatar #9566125 - stevecartel (08/26/2014) [-]
When the comment on my phone when I;m signed in it just says it was liked by anonymous on my computer. Might be something to check out though if he wants. Btw my friend lightarcanine wanted me to mention him next time I talk to you cuz he loves you
User avatar #9566083 - phanact (08/26/2014) [-]
might be because it might be IP based but idk
#9566038 - what if i said like 'ill leave forever but i actually… 08/26/2014 on retard forum 0
#9566032 - that looks like a permanant ban and right now is NOT the t…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9566047 - trollmobile (08/26/2014) [-]
nigga i'm thumb banned for posting one comment here on the wrong day
that shit don't fly
when's addy gonna get his head outta your ass and un-thumb ban people?
User avatar #9566033 - mysteriouslybanned (08/26/2014) [-]
sorry ill ask again next month
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
stickied
I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
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#68742 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
Dear taye,
Youre ******* retarded
Spam is defined as multiple postings or advertisement, not complaints.
YOU NEVER SHOULD USE THE HATE SPEECH FLAG. There is no reason to use it
Youre not admin, admin can do whatever, you cant. Read the ******* modguide, write it on a page three times.
Doing what you just did is what makes users hate mods.
Stick to porn. Youre good at porn. Dont unflag **** either. Yes I told you about it before. You had two misflags this week. Seriously, did you ******* get a brain transplant or something.

Thank you come again
Posttwo <3
User avatar #68741 to #68740 - oxymoronking (5 hours ago) [-]
it makes me feels good that you posted this
sempai will notice me
User avatar #68738 - ThumbItUp (13 hours ago) [-]
I kinda want to subscribe to you, but then again I dont
User avatar #68748 to #68738 - phanact (1 hour ago) [-]
just do it whats the problem with it
User avatar #68735 - applecopy (14 hours ago) [-]
Seems like my post won...
User avatar #68736 to #68735 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
yea fag
User avatar #68739 to #68736 - applecopy (13 hours ago) [-]
ggnore
User avatar #68734 - cakeninjatigerlily (19 hours ago) [-]
I love you phanact
#68733 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #68731 - phunkyzilla ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Why would anyone want to be unbanned funnyjunk sucks
User avatar #68732 to #68731 - phunkyzilla ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
I only come here to be ironically cool
User avatar #68737 to #68732 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
what
#68730 - ribocoon ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #68727 - skeptical (08/29/2014) [-]
admin can't seem to answer me, presumably because of the massive load of **** he has to deal with
Do you have any idea why I can't thumb? Whenever I try it gives me that glitch where it doesn't register as having thumbed and lets the count keep going up/down on my screen after multiple pushes of the button.
User avatar #68729 to #68727 - phanact (08/30/2014) [-]
you're thumb banned
idk why
User avatar #68743 to #68729 - skeptical (1 hour ago) [-]
What's the normal reason for a thumb ban? I don't remember doing anything out of line, I left the site for like a week and a half and when I came back I couldn't thumb. Is there any way I can look at how many IPs accessed my account in the past month?
User avatar #68744 to #68743 - skeptical (1 hour ago) [-]
Sorry if I'm asking for a lot, I'm just really confused
User avatar #68745 to #68744 - phanact (1 hour ago) [-]
try it now u should be unbanned
User avatar #68754 to #68745 - skeptical (1 hour ago) [-]
Sorry for the anon comment, damn router keeps resetting
#68753 to #68745 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
Thanks man
User avatar #68720 - lanfearandthecup (08/29/2014) [-]
congratz no level 399 on content... ill see you at level 400 i guess....
User avatar #68721 to #68720 - phanact (08/29/2014) [-]
yea in like a month or so since its so ******* long to get 300,000
User avatar #68723 to #68721 - phanact (08/29/2014) [-]
but ty
User avatar #68719 - antiponiesuser (08/29/2014) [-]
I suscribed
User avatar #68722 to #68719 - phanact (08/29/2014) [-]
ty <3
#68724 to #68722 - antiponiesuser (08/29/2014) [-]
np.

can I be one of your crusaders?
#68726 to #68725 - antiponiesuser (08/29/2014) [-]
I tried

God if I tried
User avatar #68710 - fjaddictftw (08/29/2014) [-]
have 1001
User avatar #68712 to #68710 - phanact (08/29/2014) [-]
1001 ways to subscribe
User avatar #68713 to #68711 - fjaddictftw (08/29/2014) [-]
I wasnt ever subbed to you
User avatar #68678 - feelythefeel (08/28/2014) [-]
Hey phanact, do you know who the moderator for the politics board is?
User avatar #68705 to #68678 - phanact (08/28/2014) [-]
mods arent specific per board
why
User avatar #68714 to #68705 - feelythefeel (08/29/2014) [-]
Aaaand now he's posting porn.
User avatar #68708 to #68705 - feelythefeel (08/29/2014) [-]
/religion board, that is.
User avatar #68707 to #68705 - feelythefeel (08/29/2014) [-]
Well you almost banned ecomp even though he was one of the few things keeping /tabletop alive. I just figured it would make sense if someone actually did something about syrianassassin, who's literally killing the board with actual *********** .
User avatar #68715 to #68707 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
they know, they dont care
#68677 - feelythefeel has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #68656 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
posttwo it didn't print the error
although the pc turned off on itself not sure why
User avatar #68662 to #68659 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
also
i opened like
it wanted access to UpdateAdobe.exe or w/e
i hit no
it came back 5 times instantly
so i said yes
then it shut down my entire pc
User avatar #68665 to #68662 - posttwo (08/27/2014) [-]
malwarebytes
gogogo
#68653 - kbvskoolaid (08/27/2014) [-]
how strongly do you enforce that "i won't suck your dick" rule?
User avatar #68655 to #68653 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
depends on who u r
User avatar #68672 to #68669 - phanact (08/28/2014) [-]
wtf ur MAD ! !
User avatar #68674 to #68672 - fjaddictftw (08/28/2014) [-]
DO UR HW AND GTFO FJ
User avatar #68675 to #68674 - phanact (08/28/2014) [-]
just checking notifications now im starting ty
User avatar #68676 to #68675 - fjaddictftw (08/28/2014) [-]
did u see my links
User avatar #68673 to #68672 - fjaddictftw (08/28/2014) [-]
its not ok 2 be gay
#68664 to #68655 - kbvskoolaid (08/27/2014) [-]
7/10 white CIS male scum with apparently uncontrollable rape urges
User avatar #68652 - whiteniggers (08/26/2014) [-]
hey man i assume you know this

how long does it usually take for admin to give colored text after asking which color you want? i know he's been busy recently but i guess you know more about colored text than me, so help me out man
User avatar #68654 to #68652 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
what do u mean exactly
User avatar #68658 to #68654 - whiteniggers (08/27/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/redesign+some+things/text/5271370/141#141

well he said this to me, and he's been online since my reply, so i don't know if he's just avoiding it or if i need to wait because of other reasons that he didn't say. so like, is that normal? is it normal to wait a few days?
User avatar #68716 to #68658 - admin (08/29/2014) [-]
i forgot m8

there
User avatar #68717 to #68716 - whiteniggers (08/29/2014) [-]
OHH **** MATE

THANKS MAN
User avatar #68663 to #68658 - phanact (08/27/2014) [-]
let me know if he doenst reply in the next 24 hrs from now
if he doesnt ill assume he forgot about it and ill remind him
i just wanna give him some more time so just be patient
User avatar #68706 to #68663 - whiteniggers (08/28/2014) [-]
Still nothing...
User avatar #68709 to #68706 - phanact (08/29/2014) [-]
ok
fine
uh
let me remind him
User avatar #68718 to #68709 - whiteniggers (08/29/2014) [-]
you're a legend my friend, thanks so much
User avatar #68666 to #68663 - whiteniggers (08/27/2014) [-]
thanks man, perfect response, i'll let you know
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