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|#81 - As a German I can't take her serious. Her dialect is so strang… [+] (27 new replies)||03/31/2016 on Culturally enriched german mom||+8|
#103 - kanduhuskedetder (03/31/2016) [-]
I second that.
Also, I must say, everything the police did was completely understandable.
My girlfriend once passed out from malnourishment, she had that for a week or so, and it happened on a square at a friends birthday, right when we lost the others. I wasn't even standing close to her and before I could react, two wannabe heroes turned up and threatened me and told me to take it easy, and I said I hadn't done anything. I fucking literally surrendered, and this one fucker punched me straight in the face.
When it turned out that it was a misunderstanding, and my gf was sent out of the hospital, where she was driven to and held against her will (Somebody else called an ambulance), and had to pay fucking 1000 euro for it (WTF?!), I wanted to file a report against this guy who punched me, but the police said that it wouldn't be worth it, as it costs money and time. Completely understandable.
The other thing: The father threatened kids with a fucking GUN. It's possible that it was fake, but nobody else knew that, did they. Things run differently in Germany, and that was such a fucking idiot move, I can't even begin to explain. He deserved to get rekt by the SEK.
I was beat up as a kid, too. And a kid called fucking Tyron fucking asks for it.
I acknowledge an immigrant issue, but this family clearly has shit for brains.
#135 - zipov (03/31/2016) [-]
Niemcy, you are not right in the head, but you are dying out.
Your men choose vasectomy in order not to have children and spend time with their waifus.
Angela took in shitskins because you guys had it too good and didn't want to reproduce.
You have no balls. Even your police hates you.
Goodbye, eternal enemy. It is a shame the death blow was not from us, but from within.
#208 - zipov (03/31/2016) [-]
Well we whored our industry and economy to you guys, so it's not like I don't see my village is behind.
I am not afraid to walk around in my hometown at night though and shitskins are afraid of us, which is nice.
That can't be said about your country, cuckboy from Krautistan.
Awesome Stahlhelm. You still have the best technology and the 60 year old air rifle I got from Germany still shoots like a dream. Lighten up, I would actually help you guys without a second thought, but I just love rustling Kraut jimmies ;)
#403 - melwach (04/01/2016) [-]
I don't know why you Polish folk can rustle our jimmies so well.
The cities are still reasonably safe though. While I don't like encountering big groups of arab youths at night, except of some verbal fights nothing happened to anybody I know so far. Some other cities have a bad reputation though.
As soon as you leave the big melting pots everything is quiet, peaceful and bourgeois though.
#405 - zipov (04/01/2016) [-]
We've been rustling eachothers jimmies for well over a millenium, with varying degrees of effect ;D
Some Germans rustled my jimmies so well I was spitting 'kurwa' left and right all day. Something about WWII resistance being weak as shit and people scurrying off from Poland to live in other countries, like rats jumping from a sinking ship instead of fixing the leaks and sailing on. It was that one, I really hate it when Poles defect to other countries and brag how well they have it, while it wasn't them who worked for how well off the other countries are.
Oh, and stealing cars, hehe, that one never gets old. Heh, we are the Ukrainians of Europe.
BUT it's better to have a Kraut as a neighbor than filthy goatfuckers. Maybe someday we will stop trying to knife eachother. Doubt it, but maybe.
#127 - melwach (03/31/2016) [-]
Yeah, true. Showing of a weapon is a big deal in Germany. Firearm regulations aren't as strict as some people make them out to be.
You can own quite a lot as a collector (as long as it is semi automatic, just like in most US states) and shoot them in safe places. But it's almost impossible to get a carry licence if you aren't working in the security sector. And if you do it anyways it's almost of no importance if it's a 9mm, a CO2 4,5mm or an alarm gun. The penalties are HARD and every weapon owner should know it. One thing is that he most likely will never be able to own firearms legally anymore. Which might be a problem with his probation anyways.
That he is on probation and does that shit doesn't help his case either.
The police should have sent a car out and it's absolutely embarassing that we don't have enough forces to be able to respond to that kind of crap in some federal states.
The German state has cut the budget big time in the last 20 years and now it shows.
#124 - lotengo (03/31/2016) [-]
You surrendering while not evn doing anything
A few guys beating you up without you evn trying to fight back
You end up paying for an ambulance for your gf
You getting talked out of reporting it, so they get away with it
You agreeing with you letting them get away with it
You saying the 14 year old deserved being beat up by several ppl because of his name
Just put on a wig, walk to the nearest assylum center and spread your asscheeks. We all know that is what you want.
Take your unconscious gf with you, if there is anything the migrants like its girls who are already unconscious.
#132 - kanduhuskedetder (03/31/2016) [-]
What, I'm a cuck because I avoid unnecessary trouble like a civilized person? I didn't really feel like getting arrested in a city I've never been to before, over two fucking faggots acting tough. I did get arrested under false claims, and I don't think I would've made anything easier for me by getting into a fight. Real life is not a fucking playground. You should try it some time.
I didn't pay, she did.
I didn't want to report it because it was one fucking punch. Even you should be able to swallow your sissy pride under those circumstances. My girlfriend fucking passed out, what would you have done?
Don't you need at least a girlfriend to claim a position in this argument anyway?
If you have to be such a massive faggot, why don't you suck my cock while you're at it?
#139 - lotengo (03/31/2016) [-]
>What, I'm a cuck because I avoid unnecessary trouble like a civilized person?
no ur a cuck because of several things combined, i mentioned them.
Be a man and take up for your own people.
>two fucking faggots acting tough
>My girlfriend fucking passed out, what would you have done?
If my gf would have fainted in public i would have shoved them aside. I would have shoved everybody aside to give her room so she can breath.
>I didn't want to report it because it was one fucking punch
Evn if you didn't sue, the moral highgroud is a made up concept when it comes to this case.
Fight back, and if you must, fight dirty. There is no honor in getting punched in the face.
>Don't you need at least a girlfriend to claim a position in this argument anyway?
I have a gf, tho i take care of her when she needs to, like she would also do for me, i can assure she wont randomly faint when she's with me.
So it is still hard to compare our situations
yea compare i gave you a mention,
yea you thank me for using a comparsion evn tho i did not.
#142 - kanduhuskedetder (03/31/2016) [-]
It's difficult to shove people aside to get to a person they think they have to defend. I tried the diplomatic approach, to no success. I'm also not looking for fucking honor. This isn't feudal japan. I wanted to sort that shit out. With the faggots and with the incredibly incooperative police, so that I can pick up my girlfriend at the hospital as fast as possible, and to go fucking home.
If I had sued the unknown guys, which the police had already let go on scene without even taking their info, I would've been tied to Germany, which was just funnecessary and impractical. It actually surprises me that you front me in this way, now that I know that you, too, have a girlfriend you're willing to protect.
You must see that it was the smartest solution.
#151 - zipov (03/31/2016) [-]
Your solution was cowardly, and I am not buying the story about police not taking the assailant's info.
If that's the way things are in Germany right now, I'm kind of less surprised you left.
Vid: how to defend gf. You skip the diplomatic approach entirely and proceed to beat opposition until they retreat.
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#84 - anon (03/31/2016) [-]
dont worry, in few months, the most common german name would be mohd, or abdul.
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