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Date Signed Up:1/17/2012
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#20 - I live in Texas and we don't have a sex ed class. I had to tel…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Sex ed 0
#23 - anonexplains (02/23/2015) [-]
Wait what? Where do you pee out of then, when I was young I thought it was out of your ass but I was young and stupid now I'm just stupid. Going anon because I'm too old and I show know basic female anatomy by this point.
User avatar #30 - Zydratejunkie (02/23/2015) [-]
There is 3 holes. Anus for shit, vagina for dick, and just above the vagina is a tiny little hole which is the urethra and that is where girls pee from.
#44 - isoceles (02/23/2015) [-]
interestingly enough, that is also the reason girls are more prone to urinary tract infections. Their urethra is way too close to other body parts that may not have the best sanitation. Admittedly, guys can do our parts by keeping our parts clean, but still. i dont envy the female gender.
User avatar #67 - niggastolemyname (02/23/2015) [-]
so much for design by committee
#132 - Gosh dang smeckledorfers, always smeckledorfing us right in th…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on Something is fucky 0
#160 - mustangsvoo (02/23/2015) [-]
**mustangsvoo used "*roll picture*"**
**mustangsvoo rolled image** your not even using that made up word correctly and i agree with you
#125 - The video won't play for me, someone explain what it is?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Something is fucky 0
User avatar #133 - cobaltmech (02/23/2015) [-]
songebob and mr krabs yelling about a phony health inspector
User avatar #130 - combatplatypus (02/23/2015) [-]
We've been smeckledorfed
User avatar #132 - perishing (02/23/2015) [-]
Gosh dang smeckledorfers, always smeckledorfing us right in the smeckledorfs.
#160 - mustangsvoo (02/23/2015) [-]
**mustangsvoo used "*roll picture*"**
**mustangsvoo rolled image** your not even using that made up word correctly and i agree with you
#132 - I have barely any multiplayer games  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on perishing's profile 0
User avatar #133 - amuter (02/23/2015) [-]
There are many free to play games you could try
#130 - Casual stuff I suppose.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2015 on perishing's profile 0
User avatar #131 - amuter (02/23/2015) [-]
Co-op games are pretty casual and I play those quite a lot.
User avatar #132 - perishing (02/23/2015) [-]
I have barely any multiplayer games
User avatar #133 - amuter (02/23/2015) [-]
There are many free to play games you could try
#128 - Herro  [+] (5 new replies) 02/22/2015 on perishing's profile 0
User avatar #129 - amuter (02/22/2015) [-]
Do you play any video games?
User avatar #130 - perishing (02/23/2015) [-]
Casual stuff I suppose.
User avatar #131 - amuter (02/23/2015) [-]
Co-op games are pretty casual and I play those quite a lot.
User avatar #132 - perishing (02/23/2015) [-]
I have barely any multiplayer games
User avatar #133 - amuter (02/23/2015) [-]
There are many free to play games you could try
#1844 - An eye for an eye?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on Get told you're good looking +1
#1862 - amuter (02/22/2015) [-]
As smooth as this conversation is going we should probably stop building on that pick up line before it escalates.
#1817 - But I might need it if someone catches mine.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Get told you're good looking +1
#1822 - amuter (02/22/2015) [-]
You wish to make this a trade then?
#1844 - perishing (02/22/2015) [-]
An eye for an eye?
#1862 - amuter (02/22/2015) [-]
As smooth as this conversation is going we should probably stop building on that pick up line before it escalates.
#1801 - Serribly to. 02/22/2015 on Get told you're good looking 0
#1479 - Thanks. 02/22/2015 on Get told you're good looking 0

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User avatar #127 - amuter ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #128 to #127 - perishing (02/22/2015) [-]
Herro
User avatar #129 to #128 - amuter ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
Do you play any video games?
User avatar #130 to #129 - perishing (02/23/2015) [-]
Casual stuff I suppose.
User avatar #131 to #130 - amuter ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Co-op games are pretty casual and I play those quite a lot.
User avatar #132 to #131 - perishing (02/23/2015) [-]
I have barely any multiplayer games
User avatar #133 to #132 - amuter ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
There are many free to play games you could try
User avatar #122 - sheashea (12/08/2014) [-]
yes I do
User avatar #123 to #122 - perishing (12/08/2014) [-]
herro
User avatar #125 to #124 - perishing (12/08/2014) [-]
I want an OC pony.
User avatar #117 to #116 - perishing (07/29/2014) [-]
Great, now I can't sleep or I'll be forced into the Dark Brotherhood.
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#66 to #65 - perishing (07/06/2013) [-]
I don't care about you, like, at all.
I don't care about you, like, at all.
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User avatar #109 to #108 - perishing (07/06/2013) [-]
Ghost cat from my sims 3 game.
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#111 to #110 - perishing (07/06/2013) [-]
Nevermind.
Nevermind.
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#70 to #69 - perishing (07/06/2013) [-]
You're no good for me.
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#74 to #73 - perishing (07/06/2013) [-]
Here, for all that free time you now have.
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#57 to #56 - perishing (06/28/2013) [-]
Why? If it was nightmares, don't worry, I am here.
Why? If it was nightmares, don't worry, I am here.
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#59 to #58 - perishing (06/28/2013) [-]
Sucks to be you.
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#63 to #62 - perishing (06/28/2013) [-]
Including yourself?
Including yourself?
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#34 to #33 - perishing (06/27/2013) [-]
I am no "gurl" good sir.
I am no "gurl" good sir.
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#38 to #37 - perishing (06/27/2013) [-]
The usual. A ceiling, a ceiling fan. Here is your taco.
The usual. A ceiling, a ceiling fan. Here is your taco.
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#40 to #39 - perishing (06/27/2013) [-]
Of course I did.
Of course I did.
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#42 to #41 - perishing (06/27/2013) [-]
Now, GTFO.
Now, GTFO.
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#44 to #43 - perishing (06/27/2013) [-]
I gave you your taco, what more do you want?
I gave you your taco, what more do you want?
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#46 to #45 - perishing (06/27/2013) [-]
Only one taco for you. Now just love.
Only one taco for you. Now just love.
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#48 to #47 - perishing (06/27/2013) [-]
Taco scented love.
Taco scented love.
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User avatar #23 - deltoraquest (04/15/2013) [-]
how does my profile image remind you but not fully tell you about code: lyoko?
#25 to #24 - deltoraquest (04/16/2013) [-]
that explains too much
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User avatar #16 to #15 - perishing (11/07/2012) [-]
I have been on since about a year ago so I am kinda new.
User avatar #18 to #16 - perishing (11/07/2012) [-]
Got a profile 10.12.2011 then made a new one.
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User avatar #20 to #17 - perishing (11/07/2012) [-]
Thanks for the launcher.
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User avatar #22 to #21 - perishing (11/07/2012) [-]
What is a god gem?
User avatar #19 to #17 - perishing (11/07/2012) [-]
I was here for the start of that I am pretty sure.
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