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pbeldin

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Date Signed Up:4/29/2011
Last Login:7/28/2016
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#443 - **pbeldin used "*roll picture*"** **pbeldin rolled image ** 20 hours ago on Lend me your energy 0
#66 - **pbeldin used "*roll picture*"** **pbeldin rolled image ** 07/24/2016 on Roll it and fap to it 0
#12 - It was at this point Rex knew he ****** up 07/23/2016 on Dog + Ice = not good +13
#56 - it must be pretty mentally draining 07/23/2016 on 10/10 it's gonna rip off 0
#54 - the second one is the guy pepsi? for you how hard is it whrn y…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2016 on 10/10 it's gonna rip off 0
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#55 - jokexplain (07/23/2016) [-]
Nah the second guy lived that's why it was cool

and when I come up to a wreck regardless of who, it's all business. The sads come later. You don't have time for sads at a scene
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#56 - pbeldin (07/23/2016) [-]
it must be pretty mentally draining
#52 - so whats so of the worse stuff you got cccalled yo also what h…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2016 on 10/10 it's gonna rip off 0
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#53 - jokexplain (07/23/2016) [-]
I won't tell you about the worst shit, just that it gets pretty bad sometimes. Especially with kids and babies. Them's the worst. But the coolest things I ever saw are as follows:

1: Get called to a porn shop. Two guys got in a fight over a DVD porno (this is in 2007, so internet porn is a thing) and wreck the whole fucking shop. The novelty 40 inch dildos are used as weapons; one guy ends up with a broken arm, the other guy ends up knocked out. The porn shop employees are fine, one of them has a cut from broken display case glass. But a poor public safety cadet, kinda a program for like 17 year olds to get to ride along with the cops, took a dildo to the face and has a shiner.

2: Guy is coming home from the local con, gets in a wreck. He bought a katana, didn't properly secure it, was probably showing it off in the parking lot because they were locking the cases at the con. He gets in a wreck, it bounces over the top of his seat, and goes through his back and chest at a downward angle. Goes right fucking between his carotid and subclavian arteries just north of his heart, doesn't touch them, according to a doc I talked to about it later that week.
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#54 - pbeldin (07/23/2016) [-]
the second one is the guy pepsi? for you how hard is it whrn you come up to a wreck and it involves kids?
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#55 - jokexplain (07/23/2016) [-]
Nah the second guy lived that's why it was cool

and when I come up to a wreck regardless of who, it's all business. The sads come later. You don't have time for sads at a scene
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#56 - pbeldin (07/23/2016) [-]
it must be pretty mentally draining
#50 - how is bring an emt? iys something i would like to end up doing  [+] (6 new replies) 07/23/2016 on 10/10 it's gonna rip off 0
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#51 - jokexplain (07/23/2016) [-]
Mostly boredom, intermittent moments of cool shit, the weekly trip to olive garden to get the regular who is retarded, walks into olive garden because he has low blood sugar, orders a glass of water, and passes out
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#52 - pbeldin (07/23/2016) [-]
so whats so of the worse stuff you got cccalled yo also what has been coolest
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#53 - jokexplain (07/23/2016) [-]
I won't tell you about the worst shit, just that it gets pretty bad sometimes. Especially with kids and babies. Them's the worst. But the coolest things I ever saw are as follows:

1: Get called to a porn shop. Two guys got in a fight over a DVD porno (this is in 2007, so internet porn is a thing) and wreck the whole fucking shop. The novelty 40 inch dildos are used as weapons; one guy ends up with a broken arm, the other guy ends up knocked out. The porn shop employees are fine, one of them has a cut from broken display case glass. But a poor public safety cadet, kinda a program for like 17 year olds to get to ride along with the cops, took a dildo to the face and has a shiner.

2: Guy is coming home from the local con, gets in a wreck. He bought a katana, didn't properly secure it, was probably showing it off in the parking lot because they were locking the cases at the con. He gets in a wreck, it bounces over the top of his seat, and goes through his back and chest at a downward angle. Goes right fucking between his carotid and subclavian arteries just north of his heart, doesn't touch them, according to a doc I talked to about it later that week.
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#54 - pbeldin (07/23/2016) [-]
the second one is the guy pepsi? for you how hard is it whrn you come up to a wreck and it involves kids?
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#55 - jokexplain (07/23/2016) [-]
Nah the second guy lived that's why it was cool

and when I come up to a wreck regardless of who, it's all business. The sads come later. You don't have time for sads at a scene
User avatar
#56 - pbeldin (07/23/2016) [-]
it must be pretty mentally draining
#92 - **pbeldin used "*roll picture*"** **pbeldin rolled image *… 07/23/2016 on shitboots +15
#37 - what alot of people need to do 07/19/2016 on Double Think 0
#423 - **pbeldin used "*roll picture*"** **pbeldin rolled image ** 07/17/2016 on Roll for your college... 0