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#139 - Assuming he hasn't taken the gun already, assuming he doesn't …  [+] (2 replies) 11/28/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse +1
#536 - jdsalenger (11/28/2012) [-]
What if his neighbor is already a zombie?
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#362 - Screenshotman (11/28/2012) [-]
Very good points, I've thought of a few "what ifs" but I do think making alternate plans is a good idea.
My neighbor won't shoot me, he knows me well, assuming he's still there and alive I'll just inform him shit's going down (assuming he doesn't already know) and that I need any guns he can spare and his truck.

I've already discovered I'm a heartless cunt when my survival is at stake, I was actually stranded for 2 days at the Grand Canyon in summer with this guy I didn't know, I concealed a full bottle of water I had when all he had was half a bottle. It never got to a point where he might die because of dehydration so I don't know if I'd break under pressure and let him have it come that point, but I think I wouldn't have. We weren't expecting rescue for another week and it was pure luck that we found a road and just waved person after person down.
#130 - Knives don't run out of bullets is my saying.  [+] (12 replies) 11/28/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse +3
#141 - anoyingmos (11/28/2012) [-]
longer reach, then better.

<- this underestimated fucker is actually a good choice. it got reach, easy to use and doesn't run out of ammo.
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#157 - michaelxjohnson (11/28/2012) [-]
its a good weapon, until it gets stuck in the zombie
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#164 - anoyingmos (11/28/2012) [-]
Yes, its pretty useless against a horde. Forcing the zombies to the ground one by one is probably the best way to go, you'll get the advantage, and the chances to get bitten is low.
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#147 - payneiac (11/28/2012) [-]
It' the same basic concept. use a melee weapon whenever possible, and save the guns for the big shit.
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#170 - anoyingmos (11/28/2012) [-]
Never use guns against zombies in a zombie apocalypse. 1st. More will hear the shot. 2nd. If you are so lucky to get a hold on a gun and some ammo, then use it for hunting. The zombies will try to eat you, so you are the one who will go hungry!
But of course, use it if that's the only way out.
#134 - anon (11/28/2012) [-]
True, but you'd get bitten very quickly and get infected like the idiot you are.
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#131 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/28/2012) [-]
I'd prefer hammers. Longer reach typically, better for head trauma, more useful in most situations, can be immediately used for repair and even breaking in to locked areas. Sharpen the nail-removing end to a razor point and you have a nice hunting tool too.
#146 - woodywoodlinson (11/28/2012) [-]
Slower though. If it gets lodged in a head, you might have trouble getting it out before being eaten.
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#176 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/28/2012) [-]
Note that because the concussive force causes the skull to fracture and dent rather than full on smash like a pumpkin, it won't be getting caught in any corpses. Also, slower but WAY more effective than a knife will be.
#154 - oldfags (11/28/2012) [-]
Thats why i like my big, razor sharp machette sitting in my garage.
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#143 - payneiac (11/28/2012) [-]
It's the same basic concept. Use a melee weapon whenever possible and save guns for the big shit.
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#98 - The problem isn't the teens or the parents. The problem is the…  [+] (5 replies) 11/27/2012 on Teens This Days +5
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