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#11 - i bathe in blood ************ . 12/14/2012 on Whats Your Sign? +1
#3 - not seeing the funny. Just a pecker wood with a shoe up his ass. 12/14/2012 on Title +7
#42 - I keep looking for something i can't get  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2012 on How A Glock Works +1
User avatar #58 - doodogger (12/16/2012) [-]
So call me maybe.
#37 - i just died in your arms tonight  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2012 on How A Glock Works +3
#41 - oldenglishassassin (12/14/2012) [-]
Must have been something you said.
User avatar #42 - payneiac (12/14/2012) [-]
I keep looking for something i can't get
User avatar #58 - doodogger (12/16/2012) [-]
So call me maybe.
#72 - He did the whole ******* thing for money!! 12/14/2012 on i don't want live on this... +1
#71 - Global Warming is a ******* myth you retarded lib…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2012 on i don't want live on this... 0
#74 - infinitephoenixb (12/14/2012) [-]
Go read a book.
#66 - Go to bed the adults are talking.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2012 on i don't want live on this... 0
#69 - infinitephoenixb (12/14/2012) [-]
If you actually think she did more for humanity, you're insane.
User avatar #72 - payneiac (12/14/2012) [-]
He did the whole fucking thing for money!!
User avatar #71 - payneiac (12/14/2012) [-]
Global Warming is a fucking myth you retarded liberal douche bag
#74 - infinitephoenixb (12/14/2012) [-]
Go read a book.
#65 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2012 on i don't want live on this... -2
#87 - sytheris (12/14/2012) [-]
Yeah. No. :3
#759 - Go to your room the adults are talking. 12/11/2012 on Canadian Bagged Milk 0
#6 - love and hate this guy at the same time 12/05/2012 on Fly free... +1
#401 - Best Friend Friend Friend Other Best Friends hot s… 12/01/2012 on This is legit 0
#3 - Comment deleted 11/29/2012 on Hypocrisy 0
#26 - I laughed way to hard at this 11/29/2012 on Will Smith 0
#23 - Comment deleted 11/28/2012 on Equality -4
#56 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2012 on let the butt hurt begin 0
User avatar #77 - heytheremister (11/28/2012) [-]
Except for that's wrong
#42 - Honestly, He was one of our best presidents, sure he had more … 11/28/2012 on JFK 0
#149 - A better name would be plan Z!! I'll go sit down over here 11/28/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse +1
#147 - It' the same basic concept. use a melee weapon whenever possib…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse 0
User avatar #170 - anoyingmos (11/28/2012) [-]
Never use guns against zombies in a zombie apocalypse. 1st. More will hear the shot. 2nd. If you are so lucky to get a hold on a gun and some ammo, then use it for hunting. The zombies will try to eat you, so you are the one who will go hungry!
But of course, use it if that's the only way out.
#143 - It's the same basic concept. Use a melee weapon whenever possi… 11/28/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse 0
#140 - Comment deleted 11/28/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse -6
#139 - Assuming he hasn't taken the gun already, assuming he doesn't …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse +1
#536 - jdsalenger (11/28/2012) [-]
What if his neighbor is already a zombie?
User avatar #362 - Screenshotman (11/28/2012) [-]
Very good points, I've thought of a few "what ifs" but I do think making alternate plans is a good idea.
My neighbor won't shoot me, he knows me well, assuming he's still there and alive I'll just inform him shit's going down (assuming he doesn't already know) and that I need any guns he can spare and his truck.

I've already discovered I'm a heartless cunt when my survival is at stake, I was actually stranded for 2 days at the Grand Canyon in summer with this guy I didn't know, I concealed a full bottle of water I had when all he had was half a bottle. It never got to a point where he might die because of dehydration so I don't know if I'd break under pressure and let him have it come that point, but I think I wouldn't have. We weren't expecting rescue for another week and it was pure luck that we found a road and just waved person after person down.
#130 - Knives don't run out of bullets is my saying.  [+] (12 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse +3
#141 - anoyingmos (11/28/2012) [-]
longer reach, then better.

<- this underestimated fucker is actually a good choice. it got reach, easy to use and doesn't run out of ammo.
User avatar #157 - michaelxjohnson (11/28/2012) [-]
its a good weapon, until it gets stuck in the zombie
User avatar #164 - anoyingmos (11/28/2012) [-]
Yes, its pretty useless against a horde. Forcing the zombies to the ground one by one is probably the best way to go, you'll get the advantage, and the chances to get bitten is low.
User avatar #147 - payneiac (11/28/2012) [-]
It' the same basic concept. use a melee weapon whenever possible, and save the guns for the big shit.
User avatar #170 - anoyingmos (11/28/2012) [-]
Never use guns against zombies in a zombie apocalypse. 1st. More will hear the shot. 2nd. If you are so lucky to get a hold on a gun and some ammo, then use it for hunting. The zombies will try to eat you, so you are the one who will go hungry!
But of course, use it if that's the only way out.
#134 - anonymous (11/28/2012) [-]
True, but you'd get bitten very quickly and get infected like the idiot you are.
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User avatar #131 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/28/2012) [-]
I'd prefer hammers. Longer reach typically, better for head trauma, more useful in most situations, can be immediately used for repair and even breaking in to locked areas. Sharpen the nail-removing end to a razor point and you have a nice hunting tool too.
#146 - woodywoodlinson (11/28/2012) [-]
Slower though. If it gets lodged in a head, you might have trouble getting it out before being eaten.
User avatar #176 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/28/2012) [-]
Note that because the concussive force causes the skull to fracture and dent rather than full on smash like a pumpkin, it won't be getting caught in any corpses. Also, slower but WAY more effective than a knife will be.
#154 - oldfags (11/28/2012) [-]
Thats why i like my big, razor sharp machette sitting in my garage.
User avatar #143 - payneiac (11/28/2012) [-]
It's the same basic concept. Use a melee weapon whenever possible and save guns for the big shit.
#153 - You're joking right. The Midwest would be fine without the coa… 11/27/2012 on SECESSION! 0
#106 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2012 on Teens This Days -1
#114 - typed (11/27/2012) [-]
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#101 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2012 on Teens This Days 0
#102 - typed (11/27/2012) [-]
peeple mention me 50 tams a day, but i furgif u
#106 - payneiac has deleted their comment.
#114 - typed (11/27/2012) [-]
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