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#44 - I could use some advice on comics here. I read Rebirth which i…  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on Thomas Wayne +2
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#60 - TimUsher (1 hour ago) [-]
To really understand Rebirth you should probably read the Rebirth titles. However, after the event is over most titles act independently from each other, barring crossovers and other events. Also Rebirth, from my understanding, isn't so much a reboot just a massive plot 5 years in the making. After rebirth it seems like the New 52 and post-crisis canons are going to converge into a singular canon.
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#49 - holycrapimacupcake (3 hours ago) [-]
Rebirth is kind of a reboot, but new 52 leads into it. Read new 52 then jump into rebirh.
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#60 - I can't help much but this is the character Azrael from the Ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2016 on New Erma comic. 0
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#45 - vladhellsing (05/11/2016) [-]
You have no idea how hard it was to track down this vid. Tag your shit, my fabulous butt destroyer!
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#49 - namenotallowed (05/11/2016) [-]
God dammit why did this make me laugh so hard. I love the dark souls community in pvp sometimes, I've gotten into some really goofy fights whenever i get more than one invader. Most of the time it ends up with us getting into a parry punch fight.
#53 - locurus (05/11/2016) [-]
I've been invaded by Unbreakable Patches in Catacombs, a player who was cosplaying as Patches, with his face perfectly done, and using the false human ring to appear human instead of a red phantom. He first repeatedly tried kicking a skeleton into a hole, then showed me the lever to open a shortcut where the buttload of skeletons are. When the skeleton army started to rise, ran in front of me over the drawbridge and used Force while we were both on it, killing us both.
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#58 - vladhellsing (05/11/2016) [-]
I thought he would've tried cutting the bridge down while you were running across. Seems like the sort of thing Patches would do.
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#54 - namenotallowed (05/11/2016) [-]
That's absolutely fantastic true to character until the end. I got The Rock x3 today, I invaded at pontiffs and when I entered the game all I saw was three Havel's around me with Black Knight Great Axes I just decided to lie down and cry.
Also I ended up in a fun game of hide and seek searching for a player desperately, he had 2 Faithfuls a red phantom and me a mad phantom in the game running around by the time I finally found him laying down in a bush by the giants. Overall Dark Souls pvp is as hilarious and stupid as ever I hope it never changes Besides the auto summon covenants holy fuck i haven't been summoned once in over 100 hours of gameplay in any of them unless I actively invade.
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#59 - locurus (05/11/2016) [-]
Seriously? That's really strange. Have you tried messing with your matchmaking options?

I get summoned pretty often when using any of the co-op Blue Phantom covenants. Are you sure you're still in the right level range for the area?
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#76 - namenotallowed (05/11/2016) [-]
Yeah I've messed with them to no avail.
Yeah I'm in the right level range for most ng+ invasions and auto summons the game also takes your highest upgraded weapon into account for scaling as well which I think is pretty odd. My character is perfect for coop and Blue Sentinel style play since that's what I built him around, but I just haven't had any luck. I'm hoping as the game continues here maybe I'll have less of an issue as there will be more people in the higher level bracket.
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#77 - locurus (05/11/2016) [-]
Ah, I haven't tried those covenants in NG+. The summoning rate is probably much lower, because only a fraction of players play NG+ at all.
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#78 - namenotallowed (05/11/2016) [-]
Well shit I wish I new that before going into it. I guess I can always make a new character and putz around in Faraam just so I can pretend I get the neat loot on my main.
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#38 - murrlogic (09/26/2015) [-]
Who wants to see hot lesbian sex?
#39 to #38 - paulthehero (09/26/2015) [-]
I think I'm good actually, though I appreciate the attempt. More of a goody-two shoes myself.
#50 to #39 - murrlogic (09/26/2015) [-]
But she is rich fam

She's the Asami of the group
#51 to #50 - paulthehero (09/26/2015) [-]
Fair point. But Asami was never an entitled jerk. At least Weiss got better after a few episodes
#52 to #51 - murrlogic (09/26/2015) [-]
Nah fam

Rich cunts with anger issues make me hard
#53 to #52 - paulthehero (09/26/2015) [-]
To each their own. Everyone needs love afterall.
To each their own. Everyone needs love afterall.
#54 to #53 - murrlogic (09/26/2015) [-]
I would a lucina.
#55 to #54 - paulthehero (09/26/2015) [-]
You and me both. Lucina is bae.
#56 to #55 - murrlogic (09/26/2015) [-]
Post R34
#57 to #56 - paulthehero (09/26/2015) [-]
I don't have any r34 of her. Remember, trying to get away from that.
#40 to #39 - murrlogic (09/26/2015) [-]
Nah fam

Its a RWBY x LoK crossover

You sure you don't wanna watch two rich hot lesbians **** on piles of money?
#41 to #40 - paulthehero (09/26/2015) [-]
Trust me it sounds super enticing and it's nothing against you or whoever made it. I'm just one of those guys that's trying to get away from the whole porn thing. Got too much to do, and too little time to do it in. Responsible adult nonsense.

RWBY x Lok does sound super nice as they're both series that I love.
#42 to #41 - murrlogic (09/26/2015) [-]
You're upset because it doesn't have enough Ruby in it
#43 to #42 - paulthehero (09/26/2015) [-]
Gotta say I do like Ruby a lot but my fav is probs Yang. And if we're talking about fav character in the whole series it's totally Pyrrah
#44 to #43 - murrlogic (09/26/2015) [-]
You'd have to fight yoshibee for Pyrrah
#45 to #44 - paulthehero (09/26/2015) [-]
I'm sure we could find an equal appreciation for the best character
#58 to #45 - yoshibee (09/27/2015) [-]
You stay away from my girls.....You may look, but no touchie.
#46 to #45 - murrlogic (09/26/2015) [-]
You don't understand he wants to **** her and Ruby

and you'll have to fight Sethorein for Weiss
#47 to #46 - paulthehero (09/26/2015) [-]
I see. Well I could enjoy Blake at least. I have a weakness for the cat ears.
#48 to #47 - murrlogic (09/26/2015) [-]
She is the weakest of the group.
#49 to #48 - paulthehero (09/26/2015) [-]
Dunno. Weiss was the only one to get injured in her trailer and she was only going up against one enemy. Also, she got torn apart in the last fight against that chainsaw guy so I'd say she might be the weakest in terms of actual combat whether or not she's actually strong in dust usage.
#21 - murrlogic (09/24/2015) [-]
Socialize with Ms. Sato fam.
#22 to #21 - paulthehero (09/24/2015) [-]
#34 to #22 - murrlogic (09/24/2015) [-]
I want an all Joey and all Kaiba deck

What deck do you main?
#35 to #34 - paulthehero (09/24/2015) [-]
I made my own warrior one based on the one I have in real life. One of my roommates had a huge amount of cards from his childhood so we dumped the bucket onto our table one day and just sifted through them all cuz me and a friend wanted to make decks for ourselves. I ended up liking the way the warrior cards were so I pieced a deck together from scratch. It's not perfect, but it gets the job done. My other roommate pulled a Frankenstein's monster and just threw any random cards together but it works somehow.
I made my own warrior one based on the one I have in real life. One of my roommates had a huge amount of cards from his childhood so we dumped the bucket onto our table one day and just sifted through them all cuz me and a friend wanted to make decks for ourselves. I ended up liking the way the warrior cards were so I pieced a deck together from scratch. It's not perfect, but it gets the job done. My other roommate pulled a Frankenstein's monster and just threw any random cards together but it works somehow.
#36 to #35 - murrlogic (09/24/2015) [-]
Goddamit let me come over and play fam
#37 to #36 - paulthehero (09/24/2015) [-]
Gotta earn your chance to duel the master
#32 to #22 - murrlogic (09/24/2015) [-]
I think its a couple Joey fights and that ****** Mai vs Tea duel

>No Tag Duels at all

Wasted oppertunity could have implemented online co-op
#33 to #32 - paulthehero (09/24/2015) [-]
Dude, me and my roommates do a 1v1v1v1 free for all sometimes and it is absolute CHAOS. We go clockwise taking our turns and anyone can attack anyone on their turns so friendships end horribly. It's amazing.
#23 to #22 - murrlogic (09/24/2015) [-]
How are you?
#24 to #23 - paulthehero (09/24/2015) [-]
Doin aight. Playing Yugioh on my ps4. Y'know. Stuff.

How you?
#25 to #24 - murrlogic (09/24/2015) [-]
>Playing Legacy of the Duelist


Give it to me!
#26 to #25 - paulthehero (09/24/2015) [-]


But yes, it is quite fun. I use a warrior deck and I just built a spellcaster deck that I'm trying to experiment with. So far, I'm 4 turns in, Kaiba whipped out a blue eyes, and I copycatted it.
#28 to #26 - murrlogic (09/24/2015) [-]
I wanna beat the story mode using only the story decks including all the reverse duels

Wanna spend hours grinding for cards
#29 to #28 - paulthehero (09/24/2015) [-]
Good freaking luck. I eventually had to make my own deck just to continue the story although Yugi's deck when he goes against this dude that can pull exodia in one turn is literally built to stop him from drawing cards.
#30 to #29 - murrlogic (09/24/2015) [-]
That sounds like you need to get gud

Also DLC matches are like $5 a piece and half of Yu-Gi-Oh original is cut from the game. Yet literally all of GX, Zexal, and 5D's exists
#31 to #30 - paulthehero (09/24/2015) [-]
I did notice it cut out a lot of fights. Kinda unfortunate but I have this illogical distaste for dlc in almost any facet unless it's a game I'm gonna be playing for years like Skyrim or Witcher 3
#27 to #26 - paulthehero (09/24/2015) [-]
I beat him with the copycat after fissuring his blue eyes. Glorious happiness all around
#16 - murrlogic (09/21/2015) [-]
You're back
#17 to #16 - paulthehero (09/21/2015) [-]

But technically it was only for a few seconds to check my most recent post
#18 to #17 - murrlogic (09/21/2015) [-]

No leave!
#19 to #18 - paulthehero (09/21/2015) [-]
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

I'll be back tomorrow anyway for my daily browse so it's not that bad. It's just midnight and I'm tired.
#20 to #19 - murrlogic (09/21/2015) [-]
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#10 to #9 - paulthehero (09/18/2015) [-]
Hello to you too. May I ask why I'm being flicked off by Asami, the goddess of richness glorious hair?
#12 to #10 - murrlogic (09/18/2015) [-]
>richness glorious hair?

You really know how to satisfy best waifu. You earned yourself a friend request

Take it you like Legend of Angry Dindu who breaks things and screams very loudly?
#14 to #12 - paulthehero (09/19/2015) [-]
Also, "Angry dindu who breaks things and screams very loudly" got me.
#15 to #14 - murrlogic (09/19/2015) [-]
Come over to my profile I even mentioned you.
#13 to #12 - paulthehero (09/19/2015) [-]
Absolutely. That and the original were gorgeous works that will survive the test of time.
#11 to #10 - paulthehero (09/18/2015) [-]
However, if you're the same murrlogic as the deviantart artist, then I understand the connection. We share an interest in maid korra, haha.
#5 - clavatninenine ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
lol youre buttmad
#6 to #5 - paulthehero (01/06/2015) [-]
Replied to another commenter because I had a similar picture. Calm down.
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