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#57 - Anyone know the last one?  [+] (1 reply) 08/10/2012 on Visual Novel Comp. 0
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#66 - geobeo (08/10/2012) [-]
fate/stay night
#6 - The version I got was: Jack and Jill went up the hill …  [+] (6 replies) 08/03/2012 on TED. +33
#11 - luckoftheroll (08/03/2012) [-]
As learned on a elementary school bus ride.
jack and jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana
jack got high, unzipped his fly and asked jill "do you wanna?"
jill said yes undid her dress and did the hanky-panky
stupid jill forgot her pill and out came baby franky.
#64 - marchingband (08/04/2012) [-]
i heard it:

jack and jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana
jack got high, unzipped his fly and asked jill "do you wanna?"
jill said yes undid her dress and then they had some fun
stupid jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
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#19 - firinmalazor (08/03/2012) [-]
I heard it as

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high unzipped his fly as said "Jill d'you wanna?"
Jill said yes, took off her dress, and they did the hanky panky
But Jill forgot to pop the pill and out popped little Franky

slight differences, but they make it a little funnier to me
#12 - paulm (08/03/2012) [-]
Now that one is the best I've heard yet. You sir are awesome. Have a nice night from Scotland.
#7 - anon (08/03/2012) [-]
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun
Stupid Jill, forgot her pill
And now they've got a son.

Mine rhymes ^-^
I like yours though.

#8 - paulm (08/03/2012) [-]
Thanks man. Yours is pretty damn good as well. Have a nice day from Scotland.