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#21 - wake up sheeple 02/10/2015 on mother of god +27
#7 - **pastelink used "*roll cah answer*"** **pastelink rolls Pe… 01/23/2015 on Let's Play CAH (Directions) 0
#6 - **pastelink used "*Roll cah answer*"** **pastelink rolls La…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Let's Play CAH (Directions) 0
User avatar #29 - manwithmanynames (01/29/2015) [-]
Also... don't forget to subscribe to my account for more Cards Against Humanity- FJ Edition!
User avatar #26 - manwithmanynames (01/29/2015) [-]
CONGRATS! You are the winner of this question! I would give you a green thumb... but I do not seem to be able on this content. In lieu, I will add a favorite to your winning roll and I will make you the Card Tzar for one of the questions of the next installment in the CAH- FJ Edition!
User avatar #7 - pastelink (01/23/2015) [-]
**pastelink used "*roll cah answer*"**
**pastelink rolls Penis envy.**
#1 - Picture 01/06/2015 on Bacon +1
#226 - either shion or rena, because they end up not being crazy 12/26/2014 on choose carefully 0
#23 - It's possible to get ALMOST perfect stats in New Vegas with al… 10/29/2014 on Thelizardlord's guide to... +8
#10 - source:  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on cat and owl are bros +2
User avatar #15 - halefall (09/27/2014) [-]
Why does this have catalan music?
#9 - Picture  [+] (40 new replies) 09/03/2014 on How it's made +24
User avatar #81 - nightlynutria (09/04/2014) [-]
holy shit wtf
User avatar #76 - knucklebunny (09/04/2014) [-]
I clicked on your link and watched the video approximately half an hour ago. Not even the full video, just the first minute or so. I still can't finish my dinner. Damn it.
User avatar #73 - titsequalthumbs (09/04/2014) [-]
Video won't play for me. Anyone else getting this problem?
User avatar #77 - knucklebunny (09/04/2014) [-]
That's probably a good thing.
#70 - anonexplains (09/04/2014) [-]
holy shit the sound it makes is fuckin disgusting
User avatar #69 - darkjustifier (09/04/2014) [-]
why did I keep watching
User avatar #68 - bennybroseph (09/04/2014) [-]
Half of that was cow shit. Makes you wonder if that gets mixed into food...
#80 - zandersave (09/04/2014) [-]
yes, chicken nuggets mostly. After detoxification of course
#66 - worldofwarcraftdog (09/04/2014) [-]
the horses asshole was the last thing to go
#61 - superanonymouspers (09/04/2014) [-]
good lord, that was disgusting.
#59 - DrollHumor (09/04/2014) [-]
Almost became a vegetarian.
User avatar #56 - syfygeek (09/04/2014) [-]
I showed this to my vegan friend.

she was not pleased
#55 - anonexplains (09/04/2014) [-]
each time i watch that video i become vegan for the day
User avatar #53 - gunslayer (09/04/2014) [-]
Hey glycogen check this shit out
#49 - anonexplains (09/04/2014) [-]
but why
User avatar #48 - watyoutalkabout (09/04/2014) [-]
clicked it isss aight
User avatar #46 - propanex (09/04/2014) [-]
I feel better knowing they were killed prior to being put in that slow grinder. There was one gif I saw of a horse being dropped in one alive but it was hella fast and it died in about 2 seconds.
User avatar #67 - bighairyfart (09/04/2014) [-]
...link?
User avatar #85 - propanex (09/04/2014) [-]
Sadly no, could probably google though.
#45 - chulupabatman (09/04/2014) [-]
then they add some flavorings and colorings and boom chicken mcnugget meat
#44 - squidamon (09/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #43 - vonderin (09/04/2014) [-]
And that kids is where hot dogs come from
#41 - christianthejew (09/04/2014) [-]
#40 - mrpotatofudge (09/04/2014) [-]
>when the cow pops
#35 - toohntown (09/04/2014) [-]
that video is amazing
#31 - SevenForOhNoe (09/04/2014) [-]
#29 - dickswissmcgee (09/04/2014) [-]
The flailing tongues and limbs caused me to laugh, but it hurt a little.
#88 - yips (09/05/2014) [-]
i laughed through the whole thing, seemed funny, dunno why
User avatar #28 - setimanosomo (09/04/2014) [-]
It's pretty mesmerizing once you get past the squishing noises

Anyone have an idea how much force is behind those blades/discs/spinny thingies?
User avatar #33 - killerliquid (09/04/2014) [-]
a lot
User avatar #42 - setimanosomo (09/04/2014) [-]
Huh, would have that the answer was "a fuckton" or "hella bunch".

User avatar #27 - commontroll (09/04/2014) [-]
Nastiest parts were the shit spewing from the sheep, and the bladder explosion from the cow. The tongue on the horse was fucking hilarious.
#26 - retloc (09/03/2014) [-]
#20 - theruse (09/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 - mikekinkaid (09/03/2014) [-]
I have been looking at this link for about a minute now, trying to decide if I should click or not....
User avatar #71 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (09/04/2014) [-]
I wouldn't. I haven't eaten ground beef since I saw it. It's been a few months.
#19 - mikekinkaid (09/03/2014) [-]
I clicked it. Definitely not Toph.
#15 - youxbarstard (09/03/2014) [-]
That machine is impressive, clean up is probably easy too.
#13 - theintercourser (09/03/2014) [-]
thx m8
User avatar #12 - Mortuus (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh god...

That explosion at around 2:10
#190 - There's no such thing as "unnatural". Humans are par… 08/29/2014 on Vegans 0
#35 - dead money was my favorite dlc  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Never again +4
User avatar #51 - sexyhimself (08/16/2014) [-]
if you can play as a ghoul in future Fallout games I'm gonna name my self Dean Domino or Argyle for sure.
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