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Date Signed Up:1/31/2013
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Hello my name is Jim and i am a devout Pastafarian. Right now i am studying Pastafarian theology in hopes that one day i will become a pirate saint. What is Pastafarianism you might ask? It is the belief in our lord the Flying Spaghetti Monster the obvious source of all Order, Sense, and Morality in the universe, the above is clear and apparent to those who have been touched by His noodly and nudely appendage.

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#36 - Jokes on you, onion sauce only makes spaghetti more powerful a…  [+] (1 reply) 04/06/2014 on Proof of the Flying... +2
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#37 - Turtleboner (04/06/2014) [-]
Spaghetti is just an appetizer, whole raw onions and swamp water are the main course. And who is the lord of the onions? Repent and accept shrek's love into your anal cavity.
#34 - Worshippers of false prophets deserve to be boiled in hell, re…  [+] (3 replies) 04/06/2014 on Proof of the Flying... +4
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#35 - Turtleboner (04/06/2014) [-]
Worshippers of false prophets deserve to be suffocated in swamp gas and onion juice, repent now to the true ogrelord.
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#36 - pastafarianwarrior (04/06/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, onion sauce only makes spaghetti more powerful and delicious. The tru lord cannot be stopped.
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#37 - Turtleboner (04/06/2014) [-]
Spaghetti is just an appetizer, whole raw onions and swamp water are the main course. And who is the lord of the onions? Repent and accept shrek's love into your anal cavity.
#61670 - Our universe was created in all it's glory by the flying spagh…  [+] (1 reply) 04/06/2014 on Religion Board +1
#61673 - leepicfunposter (04/06/2014) [-]
hmmm, not so sure about that
#79 - I am simply APPALLED by how these people just allow blatant di…  [+] (4 replies) 08/08/2013 on Being a Pastafarian +3
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#251 - telekinesis (08/09/2013) [-]
Fukken' this.
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#118 - treepump (08/08/2013) [-]
Did you intentionally put 'devour' instead of 'devout'?
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#104 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
..... god damit......
#85 - anon (08/08/2013) [-]
I can't even handle how cool you are.
#26 - It is great to see the good message of the holy one spread ove…  [+] (1 reply) 02/05/2013 on Ramen. +6
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#30 - feedtehtrollz (02/05/2013) [-]
ALL HAIL OUR SPAGHETTI OVERLORDS!!
#9061 - They where intelligently designed in the image of his noodly a…  [+] (3 replies) 02/04/2013 on Religion Board +2
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#9063 - teoberry (02/04/2013) [-]
you're not funny anymore.
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#9146 - thezillis (02/04/2013) [-]
Kinda funny
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#9065 - noblexfenrir (02/04/2013) [-]
I think it's hilarious every time he posts.
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