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Hello my name is Jim and i am a devout Pastafarian. Right now i am studying Pastafarian theology in hopes that one day i will become a pirate saint. What is Pastafarianism you might ask? It is the belief in our lord the Flying Spaghetti Monster the obvious source of all Order, Sense, and Morality in the universe, the above is clear and apparent to those who have been touched by His noodly and nudely appendage.

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#36 - Jokes on you, onion sauce only makes spaghetti more powerful a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Proof of the Flying... +2
User avatar #37 - Turtleboner (04/06/2014) [-]
Spaghetti is just an appetizer, whole raw onions and swamp water are the main course. And who is the lord of the onions? Repent and accept shrek's love into your anal cavity.
#34 - Worshippers of false prophets deserve to be boiled in hell, re…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Proof of the Flying... +4
User avatar #35 - Turtleboner (04/06/2014) [-]
Worshippers of false prophets deserve to be suffocated in swamp gas and onion juice, repent now to the true ogrelord.
User avatar #36 - pastafarianwarrior (04/06/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, onion sauce only makes spaghetti more powerful and delicious. The tru lord cannot be stopped.
User avatar #37 - Turtleboner (04/06/2014) [-]
Spaghetti is just an appetizer, whole raw onions and swamp water are the main course. And who is the lord of the onions? Repent and accept shrek's love into your anal cavity.
#61670 - Our universe was created in all it's glory by the flying spagh…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Religion Board +1
#61673 - leepicfunposter (04/06/2014) [-]
hmmm, not so sure about that
#29 - It is always great to see more devout followers of the one tru… 04/06/2014 on Proof of the Flying... -1
#79 - I am simply APPALLED by how these people just allow blatant di…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Being a Pastafarian +3
User avatar #251 - telekinesis (08/09/2013) [-]
Fukken' this.
User avatar #118 - treepump (08/08/2013) [-]
Did you intentionally put 'devour' instead of 'devout'?
User avatar #104 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
..... god damit......
#85 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/08/2013) [-]
I can't even handle how cool you are.
#3 - Comment deleted 02/05/2013 on Spongebob is a Pastafarian +3
#26 - It is great to see the good message of the holy one spread ove…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2013 on Ramen. +6
User avatar #30 - feedtehtrollz (02/05/2013) [-]
ALL HAIL OUR SPAGHETTI OVERLORDS!!
#9061 - They where intelligently designed in the image of his noodly a…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/04/2013 on Religion Board +2
User avatar #9063 - teoberry (02/04/2013) [-]
you're not funny anymore.
User avatar #9146 - thezillis (02/04/2013) [-]
Kinda funny
User avatar #9065 - noblexfenrir (02/04/2013) [-]
I think it's hilarious every time he posts.
#3 - That midget became the ancestor of leprachauns a once proud ho… 02/01/2013 on How it all started... +10
#128 - That's because no scientist could ever replace the beautifull … 02/01/2013 on Touched by his noodly... +1
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User avatar #2 - iluvnutella (09/08/2013) [-]
Keep at it, my brother, and spread thw word of his holiness to the world!

"Ut ambules in via morum sanctitate, non defecerint naves reddi mulsi midgets et strippers."

"May you walk in the path of his holiness and guidance, never to falter, and be delivered to the ships of mead, midgets, and strippers."
Ragu, "Blessings of Mosey"
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