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#95 - They're mods for emulators. if you so wish 10/16/2012 on Running outta names... 0
#62 - The romanized, Marvel Super Hero Thor depicted here is  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2012 on Fictional matchups +1
#71 - anonymous (10/17/2012) [-]
even the Marvel-Thor is from a cave in norway, is 6´6´´ tall and weights 290kg/640lbs. EVERYTHING IS WRONG worst day ever
User avatar #72 - partnerintroll (10/17/2012) [-]
link please, so I may nerdgasm
#241 - anonymous (10/18/2012) [-]
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; first page if you google "marvel + thor" :D
#61 - El Chapulin Colorado <3 10/16/2012 on Fictional matchups +3
#390 - Condescending Scorch, everybody! 10/16/2012 on PsychoFactz Comp. 1 0
#139 - what the actual **** OP 10/16/2012 on Bambi Almost Made It +2
#207 - Point is i would believe that they can't move them independently  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2012 on PsychoFactz Comp. 1 0
User avatar #334 - Scorch (10/16/2012) [-]
and there goes the compassion, flying right out the window following your never to be bored children
#390 - partnerintroll (10/16/2012) [-]
Condescending Scorch, everybody!
#98 - Fat Ass has a point. <-- Actual Reason she k… 10/16/2012 on Swag -2
#12 - THE **** . His 'Stache is a ******* cros… 10/16/2012 on Felix breaks Mel Gibsons... +6
#183 - I got kicked by one, it jumped and slammed both feet into me. …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/16/2012 on PsychoFactz Comp. 1 +1
User avatar #206 - Scorch (10/16/2012) [-]
damn, so you got double kicked by a kangaoo and you actually had something for comparison that was worse... that must have been so painfull =(

(no sarcasme their, i'm serieus)
#207 - partnerintroll (10/16/2012) [-]
Point is i would believe that they can't move them independently
User avatar #334 - Scorch (10/16/2012) [-]
and there goes the compassion, flying right out the window following your never to be bored children
#390 - partnerintroll (10/16/2012) [-]
Condescending Scorch, everybody!
#6 - I am pleased. 10/16/2012 on tough question 0
#8 - he broke the sound barrier my good friend  [+] (6 new replies) 10/15/2012 on joe wat r u doin +1
User avatar #10 - jurisultima (10/15/2012) [-]
*almost broke

but you are completely right about the friction thing
User avatar #11 - doctadoc (10/15/2012) [-]
No, he did break the sound barrier. Do some research my friend. He reached Mach 1.24. Pressure also determines terminal velocity. The pressure is nearly zero 24 miles above the Earth. So yeah, he could break the sound barrier no problem.
User avatar #12 - jurisultima (10/15/2012) [-]
he reached 766mph, speed of sound is 768mph
#15 - finelycutbeef (10/15/2012) [-]
Speed of sound changes with altitude. It's slower in the upper atmosphere, and nothing in space.
#16 - slootyslooot (10/15/2012) [-]
He went fast.
User avatar #13 - doctadoc (10/15/2012) [-]

Here is my source. I just got done reading this before I came onto funnyjunk.
#25 - Then **** off and go jack off to some necrophillic porn… 10/15/2012 on too soon? +2
#30 - Oh god thank you for pointing that out. Sorry I debate, an… 10/15/2012 on Humanity in a nutshell. -1
#28 - 1. Language over Amanda Todd perpetuates the logic that allows…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Humanity in a nutshell. -10
#29 - GreenToxon (10/15/2012) [-]
LOL @ "kritikal".
That just made your logic irrelevant.
User avatar #30 - partnerintroll (10/15/2012) [-]
Oh god thank you for pointing that out. Sorry
I debate, and since "critique" means what it does in English, then we use the german "kritik" with english conjugation to talk about a type of argument
#27 - Picture 10/15/2012 on Humanity in a nutshell. +1
#236 - well my dick was never small enough to fit in it without some … 10/14/2012 on what i want to know is...... +3
#231 - You had a HUGE ******* coochie when you were 8 …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2012 on what i want to know is...... +7
User avatar #234 - ihavenipplez (10/14/2012) [-]
Where I bought them, they came in a lot of different sizes.
User avatar #236 - partnerintroll (10/14/2012) [-]
well my dick was never small enough to fit in it without some kind of lubrication (and even when I got it in it was uncomfortable), so i envy your ability to pleasure yourself with it
#281 - and no, theyre not hipsters. The backwards pants and the shows… 10/14/2012 on SWAG 0
#279 - Cris Cross were my favorite niglets ever back in the day. Thes…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2012 on SWAG +1
User avatar #281 - partnerintroll (10/14/2012) [-]
and no, theyre not hipsters. The backwards pants and the shows have been done before. So they fail on every level

Originality? My big fat mexican ass
#77 - My best friend committed suicide. Partially because he was bul… 10/13/2012 on /b/ +1
#107 - The amount of ********* in this thread... It makes me q… 10/09/2012 on Smoking +5
#74 - what's so bad about south africa?  [+] (31 new replies) 10/09/2012 on We should do it +5
#76 - backlists (10/09/2012) [-]
Most dangerous place on Earth outside of a warzone?
#219 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
It's much better now, for example I don't have to worry about getting mugged when I walk around the city at night at all. The least violent black people are the Xhosa, who can be found in Cape Town (which, imo, is one of the safer places to live).
#91 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
Try Baltimore.
User avatar #78 - shaddz (10/09/2012) [-]
I was Born in South Africa and I have to agree haha
User avatar #138 - phoodawg (10/09/2012) [-]
I am South African too. I believe we are a first world country. We are much more "better", so to speak, than the majority of countries in Africa. Many South Africans would probably be up there on Mars :/
#137 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
another south african born reporting in, now in England and it is shit here :/
User avatar #142 - Gandalfthewhite (10/09/2012) [-]
well fucking leave then
#80 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
Ah a fellow South African :D
User avatar #87 - shaddz (10/09/2012) [-]
indeed, although I live in England now, not too keen on it here, too cold and bland most of the year
#79 - backlists (10/09/2012) [-]
I have a friend who lived there for 3 years (before being forced out).

He goes on holiday there every few years... Couple of years ago he came back with this lovely story:

"We came across a track that looked like it had badly crashed off the road. Me and my dad went up to investigate. 5 dead bodies, most had their hands missing, one guy had been decapitated."

Not sure if he was bullshitting or not, and I'm sure it's not all like that, but it doesn't say much for the place does it?
User avatar #81 - shaddz (10/09/2012) [-]
sounds about right, the black south african community are some of the most violent and sick people on the face of the earth, white people are murdered because they are white, white children are kidnapped and their gentiles removed for black medicine, blacks kill eachother just because they like to do it... there are some good people there but unfortunately the majority still have violent tribal mindsets.

By the time I was 5 there are a few incidents I remember because they shocked me as a child obviously.

Incident 1 : Mans tongue bitten out and he was left to bleed out in the middle of the road by the woman he tried to rape in the middle of broad daylight in the middle of a busy town, no one stopped to give a second glance.

Incident 2 : Man stabbed for his pocket change and worn out sneakers, maybe enough change for a single beer.

Incident 3: man decapitated after having his wallet stolen just because they thought it wasn't as fun without killing him.

Incident 4: Man and Wife shot in the face because they did not have any odd jobs to give to some black guy who wanted to make a little money... this took place down my street and opposite military barracks who did not give a shit.

South Africa is a beautiful place the only downfall are the tribal blacks and the cape colours (half cast bunch who are violent to everyone but other half casts), it is one of the most sick, twisted and violent places on earth all because of the blacks there, they will kill you because you are white, they will kill you because they don't know you, they will kill you to chop you up and make medicine, they will kill you for fun
User avatar #88 - bossdelainternet (10/09/2012) [-]
eesh. I've heard stories about people being torn in half in road accidents and having their bodies just pushed out of the way without a care, but i never believed it was true.
I always thought as south africa as being a place of coexistence an prosperity...guess i was way off.
User avatar #94 - shaddz (10/09/2012) [-]
oh yea waaay off, when I was 6 we moved to England because things were getting worse and worse, given that was about 20 years ago next month but I still talk to some of my friends back there, the ones who are still alive anyway and things are better in some places like Capetown but the rest have gotten worse, I would never set foot back in my home town as I probably wouldn't get out of there alive for a 2nd time
User avatar #95 - shaddz (10/09/2012) [-]
19 years sorry
User avatar #104 - threeeighteen (10/09/2012) [-]
And somehow the end of white rule in South Africa is a good thing.
#83 - backlists (10/09/2012) [-]
Well fuck...

It's true to say the authorities don't give a fuck then?

(also earlier I meant "truck", not "track")
User avatar #85 - shaddz (10/09/2012) [-]
oh they care, they are just not willing to get raped and tortured to death to get involved with a lot of it.
#86 - backlists (10/09/2012) [-]
Ah, that's a little better I guess...
User avatar #89 - shaddz (10/09/2012) [-]
not really lol, depending where you are born there you may end up scarred for life, I was in Pietermaritzburg, by far not the worst but enough to scar me for the rest of my life, I am 25 now and live in England and still look around like a nervous meercat when I go outside.
#96 - backlists (10/09/2012) [-]
I meant it like this:
I'd rather the police wanted to do something, but couldn't, than didn't want to do something about it at all.

My mate's lucky then, he's not like that at all... I think maybe he's just a little sadistic or immature about it.
User avatar #97 - shaddz (10/09/2012) [-]
maybe but again it depends where you were, my brothers lucky he didnt see a lot of what I did so he seems to be a fairly level headed guy now
#101 - backlists (10/09/2012) [-]
All I know is that he lived in Pretoria, and holidays in various places (mostly Capetown I think). What I mean by immature is that he'd tell these stories in a way that sounded like he was boasting about them. Maybe that's just a teenage thing to do. He's also very anti-England, despite being kicked out of his homeland and despite living here for most of his life now.
User avatar #111 - shaddz (10/09/2012) [-]
I must admit I am very anti England, I was never kicked out of South Africa, we chose to leave, I would never boast about those stories to me ending any life is disturbing...

Anyway England may be better than south Africa but it does not make it a good place, it has the potential for it I mean South Africa was bad because of the tribal tendencies but the people actually tried to do something about it in England it is bad because people don't give a shit and that is what makes me dislike this place, chav filled streets because the police won't do anything about it because the council and the government do not give 2 shits what happens as long as they can line their pockets with money.
#114 - backlists (10/09/2012) [-]
Hmm true...

But still, if any of those incidents happened in England, what would the response be like?
User avatar #115 - shaddz (10/09/2012) [-]
they may not happen openly but that kinda shit still happens, in my town theres almost a weekly stabbing that doesnt even get in the papers, a maniac attacked a couple with an ice pick axe (like you use for climbing) to the face in town centre, a few murders not far from where I am and this is a small town, the shit does happen here but its usually isolated to the chavs and pikeys, none the less nothing gets done because the policce and the government do not give a flying monkey turd. If they cared they wouldn't be spending 1.2 mill making the pikeys feel at home in our town, they would be kicking them out, the polocks wouldn't be around stealing everyone's pets to eat, the chavs wouldn't get free run smashing and stealing everything weather its nailed down or not.
#116 - backlists (10/09/2012) [-]
Scary... This never happens where I live. At least, I don't know about it if it does.

I think we can agree that humans are a fucked up species, shit like that happens all over, it's just the amount and the reaction to it that varies from country to country.
User avatar #117 - shaddz (10/09/2012) [-]
yep, absolutely, but still the majority could easily be prevented if the people pretending to care about the country actually cared.
#191 - mikecrux (10/09/2012) [-]
you just sound like a little bitch with how you are telling these stories about south africa. I have been living here, and have lived in various cities from Cape Town to johannesburg, for coming up on 21 years. My car has been broken into once. Sure, there are murders and stuff, but you get that anywhere in the world. you make it sound like it's a fucking risk on anyone's life living here. Either you should have moved to better areas, or just stopped being such pussy about it.
#227 - shaddz (10/09/2012) [-]
hurr durr im gonna flex my penis at someone online because I think I am better than them, what a wonderful person you have obviously turned out to be, such an inspiration on humanity... nah im kidding the pic is more related.
#240 - mikecrux (10/09/2012) [-]
no but really, it's people like you that really piss me off. You don't live here anymore, you don't get to tell people that it's a shit hole and make out as if you ou are likely to get murdered within the first day of being here. Fine, maybe you had some unfortunate things happen, but it doesn't mean the whole country is like that. Stop trying to scare people away from it, that's becoming half the problem here
#248 - shaddz (10/09/2012) [-]
yea fuck you too buddy, just because my experiences and life are different from yours doesn't mean you get to tell me what I can like and what I can talk about you self centred egotistical jackass
#109 - where was this posted originally?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/09/2012 on ahahahahahaahhaha -1
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User avatar #112 - defeats (10/09/2012) [-]
March 2012? No... I saw this on Youtube videos anywhere up to 3 years ago dude.
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#26 - the world may never know D: 10/08/2012 on Dawn 0
#19 - It's not funny a second time is it not?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2012 on Dawn +2
#25 - forkzrule (10/08/2012) [-]
Then why are there reposts?
User avatar #26 - partnerintroll (10/08/2012) [-]
the world may never know D:


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