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|#74 - what's so bad about south africa? [+] (31 new replies)||10/09/2012 on We should do it||+5|
#219 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
It's much better now, for example I don't have to worry about getting mugged when I walk around the city at night at all. The least violent black people are the Xhosa, who can be found in Cape Town (which, imo, is one of the safer places to live).
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#137 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
another south african born reporting in, now in England and it is shit here :/
#80 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
Ah a fellow South African :D
#79 - backlists (10/09/2012) [-]
I have a friend who lived there for 3 years (before being forced out).
He goes on holiday there every few years... Couple of years ago he came back with this lovely story:
"We came across a track that looked like it had badly crashed off the road. Me and my dad went up to investigate. 5 dead bodies, most had their hands missing, one guy had been decapitated."
Not sure if he was bullshitting or not, and I'm sure it's not all like that, but it doesn't say much for the place does it?
#81 - shaddz (10/09/2012) [-]
sounds about right, the black south african community are some of the most violent and sick people on the face of the earth, white people are murdered because they are white, white children are kidnapped and their gentiles removed for black medicine, blacks kill eachother just because they like to do it... there are some good people there but unfortunately the majority still have violent tribal mindsets.
By the time I was 5 there are a few incidents I remember because they shocked me as a child obviously.
Incident 1 : Mans tongue bitten out and he was left to bleed out in the middle of the road by the woman he tried to rape in the middle of broad daylight in the middle of a busy town, no one stopped to give a second glance.
Incident 2 : Man stabbed for his pocket change and worn out sneakers, maybe enough change for a single beer.
Incident 3: man decapitated after having his wallet stolen just because they thought it wasn't as fun without killing him.
Incident 4: Man and Wife shot in the face because they did not have any odd jobs to give to some black guy who wanted to make a little money... this took place down my street and opposite military barracks who did not give a shit.
South Africa is a beautiful place the only downfall are the tribal blacks and the cape colours (half cast bunch who are violent to everyone but other half casts), it is one of the most sick, twisted and violent places on earth all because of the blacks there, they will kill you because you are white, they will kill you because they don't know you, they will kill you to chop you up and make medicine, they will kill you for fun
#88 - bossdelainternet (10/09/2012) [-]
eesh. I've heard stories about people being torn in half in road accidents and having their bodies just pushed out of the way without a care, but i never believed it was true.
I always thought as south africa as being a place of coexistence an prosperity...guess i was way off.
#94 - shaddz (10/09/2012) [-]
oh yea waaay off, when I was 6 we moved to England because things were getting worse and worse, given that was about 20 years ago next month but I still talk to some of my friends back there, the ones who are still alive anyway and things are better in some places like Capetown but the rest have gotten worse, I would never set foot back in my home town as I probably wouldn't get out of there alive for a 2nd time
#89 - shaddz (10/09/2012) [-]
not really lol, depending where you are born there you may end up scarred for life, I was in Pietermaritzburg, by far not the worst but enough to scar me for the rest of my life, I am 25 now and live in England and still look around like a nervous meercat when I go outside.
#101 - backlists (10/09/2012) [-]
All I know is that he lived in Pretoria, and holidays in various places (mostly Capetown I think). What I mean by immature is that he'd tell these stories in a way that sounded like he was boasting about them. Maybe that's just a teenage thing to do. He's also very anti-England, despite being kicked out of his homeland and despite living here for most of his life now.
#111 - shaddz (10/09/2012) [-]
I must admit I am very anti England, I was never kicked out of South Africa, we chose to leave, I would never boast about those stories to me ending any life is disturbing...
Anyway England may be better than south Africa but it does not make it a good place, it has the potential for it I mean South Africa was bad because of the tribal tendencies but the people actually tried to do something about it in England it is bad because people don't give a shit and that is what makes me dislike this place, chav filled streets because the police won't do anything about it because the council and the government do not give 2 shits what happens as long as they can line their pockets with money.
#115 - shaddz (10/09/2012) [-]
they may not happen openly but that kinda shit still happens, in my town theres almost a weekly stabbing that doesnt even get in the papers, a maniac attacked a couple with an ice pick axe (like you use for climbing) to the face in town centre, a few murders not far from where I am and this is a small town, the shit does happen here but its usually isolated to the chavs and pikeys, none the less nothing gets done because the policce and the government do not give a flying monkey turd. If they cared they wouldn't be spending 1.2 mill making the pikeys feel at home in our town, they would be kicking them out, the polocks wouldn't be around stealing everyone's pets to eat, the chavs wouldn't get free run smashing and stealing everything weather its nailed down or not.
#191 - mikecrux (10/09/2012) [-]
you just sound like a little bitch with how you are telling these stories about south africa. I have been living here, and have lived in various cities from Cape Town to johannesburg, for coming up on 21 years. My car has been broken into once. Sure, there are murders and stuff, but you get that anywhere in the world. you make it sound like it's a fucking risk on anyone's life living here. Either you should have moved to better areas, or just stopped being such pussy about it.
#240 - mikecrux (10/09/2012) [-]
no but really, it's people like you that really piss me off. You don't live here anymore, you don't get to tell people that it's a shit hole and make out as if you ou are likely to get murdered within the first day of being here. Fine, maybe you had some unfortunate things happen, but it doesn't mean the whole country is like that. Stop trying to scare people away from it, that's becoming half the problem here
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