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#123 - eurythmics - the art of harmonious bodily movement especially … 11/25/2013 on R.I.P English 0
#121 - No language is the thing it merely nominates. Our language evo… 11/25/2013 on R.I.P English +1
#188 - yeah when i moved to florida my geometry credit didnt transfer… 11/25/2013 on You're so right 0
#187 - I go to a public school in Florida, easily one of the worst st…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2013 on You're so right 0
User avatar #189 - shadesofbacon (11/25/2013) [-]
He may have done the IBCC which is a lot easier
User avatar #190 - partnerintroll (11/25/2013) [-]
no definitely international baccelaureate
User avatar #191 - shadesofbacon (11/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, there are two different international baccelaureates, the diploma and the career related certificate. I'd guess he probably did the career related certificate
#58 - Overstretch thread? >High School Senior >6 Colle…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2013 on You're so right 0
User avatar #59 - polymerisation (11/24/2013) [-]
geometry team?
User avatar #188 - partnerintroll (11/25/2013) [-]
yeah when i moved to florida my geometry credit didnt transfer over. so I'm taking it online, and because I'm enrolled, I'm just gonna enter the geometry competition for mathletes and fucking destroy
#185 - should have cropped it, posted it, saved the thumbnail, delete… 11/22/2013 on spiderwoman +4
#149 - And the alcoholic pouch exists in Puerto Rico right now. the f… 11/20/2013 on Maybe not that crazy... +1
#148 - Campsites here in America could do well with that first one. $… 11/20/2013 on Maybe not that crazy... 0
#85 - This is a very non-douchey prank, and i'm very okay with this 11/19/2013 on Arise Chickun! Arise! +3
#109 - k. 11/14/2013 on It Just Never Occurred to Me 0
#283 - i thought they decapitated a guy in Columbia after a world cup… 11/12/2013 on And the Nobel Piece Prize... 0
#55 - holy **** his hair is gorgeous 11/12/2013 on Belly Dog 0
#190 - fake and gay 11/10/2013 on one of the rarerst pictures... -4
#94 - Please be living up to your name Number of slaveholde…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2013 on Kanye +2
User avatar #103 - commontroll (11/10/2013) [-]
When did I ever paint myself as elite or as a victim? The South was mistreated, and the Confederacy is indeed still given an unnecessarily ill reputation even today because of the war. I'm just saying that I hope hope being the key word that one day I'll be able to display it without people thinking I'm some racist redneck who wants to secede because Obama's in office.

And interestingly enough, I think I've only trolled a couple times. I've been misunderstood many times though. This being one of them.

Anyway, the number of slaves honestly doesn't matter much, since it was kind of like the whole 1% thing today, where a massive amount of slaves were owned by a tiny amount of the population. Only the plantation owners owned hordes of them, though others who were rich would have slaves who would work in the house like a butler would.

And I just find that it has significance in my home, my family, and my region's past. It's not necessarily the best time in Texas history, but it's still worth remembering, and I'm not ashamed of it.
#47 - except when it doesnt 10/31/2013 on Kiss Cam 0
#4 - why was i brought from **** to here ffs 10/21/2013 on Dig-evolve -1
#120 - Trevor isn't trevor enough without the mullet and gerry beard 10/17/2013 on Smooth 0
#68 - so like aids 10/16/2013 on Bug Types +1
#28 - my second most important relationship (after from the one i'm …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on My confession 0
User avatar #29 - vexaton (10/14/2013) [-]
Yeah same here... Thanks for mentioning that. I have been getting spurs of rage ever since we got back together. That's gonna be easier to deal with now I think.
#25 - We took a break for about 3 months this spring because we sort…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2013 on My confession 0
User avatar #27 - vexaton (10/14/2013) [-]
Hmm... Well I guess she hit a soft spot by going to her exes. The guy my girlfriend got together with, was a guy I feared she would get hit on by. She got hit on, and I told him off, and said he could have that one chance, but then remember that she has a boyfriend, a.k.a "me". He never touched her, until she was the one who aproached... Feels man... Fucking feels...
#28 - partnerintroll (10/14/2013) [-]
my second most important relationship (after from the one i'm in right now) ended badly. She was a promiscuous girl and pretty volatile. But I was a beta who finally scored a hot girlfriend. So I was fucking whipped. It was long distance, as I had just moved out of state when we started. Anyways, she often told me about how hot she thought all these guys were (she later told me that she did that so I would feel jealous and "sweep her as mine"), including all her friends who she had hooked up with and continued to hang out with. I just put all my trust into her, because she hadnt done anything with them in over a year or two, and she straight up did not talk to her last bf (her biggest relationship, first time, etc etc) and I was extremely busy with school. Believe it or not, after our break up, she didn't get together with any of those guys she hooked up with. She got together with her best friend, who I was never thought would be trying to hit that. for all I know she cheated on me while dated. I found out later that she masturbated on camera to my best friends. it's bullshit.

I think I figured out where my anger stems from man. Thank you
User avatar #29 - vexaton (10/14/2013) [-]
Yeah same here... Thanks for mentioning that. I have been getting spurs of rage ever since we got back together. That's gonna be easier to deal with now I think.
#107 - god dammit i read that in a british voice 10/14/2013 on Life, wat u doin with my... 0
#20 - because it doesn't make me love my girlfriend any less  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2013 on My confession +27
User avatar #136 - skulldan (10/14/2013) [-]
you sometimes hate her, then the amount of love cant be that big
User avatar #278 - zytherman (10/14/2013) [-]
One of my friends dated a girl who wasn't a virgin when started dating, and he said he felt the same sometimes.
He said it's just because it made him feel like he's nothing special, he was a virgin, so having sex with her was a first time was a big thing for him.
He later thought that he probably wasn't as good as the other guy, since it was his first time, and since then he always just thinks that she had sex with him, if they separate, she'd not have trouble getting someone else to date and have sex with.
But for my friend, it was hard for him to get the girl, it was his first girlfriend ever.

I feel the same (to a lesser extent) when my girlfriend tells me about her old relationships. It just makes me feel like im just another person shes dating, I hate feeling like it, but... i can't help it
User avatar #21 - zombiefeelings (10/14/2013) [-]
fair enough
#13 - I'm very well aware of the hypocrisy (although she is my only …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2013 on My confession +9
#243 - anonymous (10/14/2013) [-]
Natural reactions don't make you a bad person. Taking sexual/emotional advice from the internet might.
User avatar #34 - fitchy (10/14/2013) [-]
it's not really immaturity, more then naivety. People have sex now, it's just something we have to deal with, unfortunately.
User avatar #16 - teranin (10/14/2013) [-]
It is, yes. It's like hating a child you adopt because you know someone else cared for it first, or hating a used car because someone else drove it. Can be really hard to get rid of an emotional gut-reaction like that though. Good luck.
#78 - I think many of us would consider violated a freshly dead, but… 09/27/2013 on /b/ - Random -1
#82 - too bad you can't equip anything but a mega stone on a mega poke 09/27/2013 on Mewtwo Z 0


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#1 - gravitystereo (09/19/2011) [-]
happy birthday you sexy man-beast
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