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#148 - Campsites here in America could do well with that first one. $… 11/20/2013 on Maybe not that crazy... 0
#85 - This is a very non-douchey prank, and i'm very okay with this 11/19/2013 on Arise Chickun! Arise! +3
#109 - k. 11/14/2013 on It Just Never Occurred to Me 0
#283 - i thought they decapitated a guy in Columbia after a world cup… 11/12/2013 on And the Nobel Piece Prize... 0
#55 - holy **** his hair is gorgeous 11/12/2013 on Belly Dog 0
#190 - fake and gay 11/10/2013 on one of the rarerst pictures... -4
#94 - Please be living up to your name Number of slaveholde…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2013 on Kanye +2
User avatar #103 - commontroll (11/10/2013) [-]
When did I ever paint myself as elite or as a victim? The South was mistreated, and the Confederacy is indeed still given an unnecessarily ill reputation even today because of the war. I'm just saying that I hope hope being the key word that one day I'll be able to display it without people thinking I'm some racist redneck who wants to secede because Obama's in office.

And interestingly enough, I think I've only trolled a couple times. I've been misunderstood many times though. This being one of them.

Anyway, the number of slaves honestly doesn't matter much, since it was kind of like the whole 1% thing today, where a massive amount of slaves were owned by a tiny amount of the population. Only the plantation owners owned hordes of them, though others who were rich would have slaves who would work in the house like a butler would.

And I just find that it has significance in my home, my family, and my region's past. It's not necessarily the best time in Texas history, but it's still worth remembering, and I'm not ashamed of it.
#47 - except when it doesnt 10/31/2013 on Kiss Cam 0
#4 - why was i brought from **** to here ffs 10/21/2013 on Dig-evolve -1
#120 - Trevor isn't trevor enough without the mullet and gerry beard 10/17/2013 on Smooth 0
#68 - so like aids 10/16/2013 on Bug Types +1
#28 - my second most important relationship (after from the one i'm …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on My confession 0
User avatar #29 - vexaton (10/14/2013) [-]
Yeah same here... Thanks for mentioning that. I have been getting spurs of rage ever since we got back together. That's gonna be easier to deal with now I think.
#25 - We took a break for about 3 months this spring because we sort…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2013 on My confession 0
User avatar #27 - vexaton (10/14/2013) [-]
Hmm... Well I guess she hit a soft spot by going to her exes. The guy my girlfriend got together with, was a guy I feared she would get hit on by. She got hit on, and I told him off, and said he could have that one chance, but then remember that she has a boyfriend, a.k.a "me". He never touched her, until she was the one who aproached... Feels man... Fucking feels...
#28 - partnerintroll (10/14/2013) [-]
my second most important relationship (after from the one i'm in right now) ended badly. She was a promiscuous girl and pretty volatile. But I was a beta who finally scored a hot girlfriend. So I was fucking whipped. It was long distance, as I had just moved out of state when we started. Anyways, she often told me about how hot she thought all these guys were (she later told me that she did that so I would feel jealous and "sweep her as mine"), including all her friends who she had hooked up with and continued to hang out with. I just put all my trust into her, because she hadnt done anything with them in over a year or two, and she straight up did not talk to her last bf (her biggest relationship, first time, etc etc) and I was extremely busy with school. Believe it or not, after our break up, she didn't get together with any of those guys she hooked up with. She got together with her best friend, who I was never thought would be trying to hit that. for all I know she cheated on me while dated. I found out later that she masturbated on camera to my best friends. it's bullshit.

I think I figured out where my anger stems from man. Thank you
User avatar #29 - vexaton (10/14/2013) [-]
Yeah same here... Thanks for mentioning that. I have been getting spurs of rage ever since we got back together. That's gonna be easier to deal with now I think.
#107 - god dammit i read that in a british voice 10/14/2013 on Life, wat u doin with my... 0
#20 - because it doesn't make me love my girlfriend any less  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2013 on My confession +27
User avatar #136 - skulldan (10/14/2013) [-]
you sometimes hate her, then the amount of love cant be that big
User avatar #278 - zytherman (10/14/2013) [-]
One of my friends dated a girl who wasn't a virgin when started dating, and he said he felt the same sometimes.
He said it's just because it made him feel like he's nothing special, he was a virgin, so having sex with her was a first time was a big thing for him.
He later thought that he probably wasn't as good as the other guy, since it was his first time, and since then he always just thinks that she had sex with him, if they separate, she'd not have trouble getting someone else to date and have sex with.
But for my friend, it was hard for him to get the girl, it was his first girlfriend ever.

I feel the same (to a lesser extent) when my girlfriend tells me about her old relationships. It just makes me feel like im just another person shes dating, I hate feeling like it, but... i can't help it
User avatar #21 - zombiefeelings (10/14/2013) [-]
fair enough
#13 - I'm very well aware of the hypocrisy (although she is my only …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2013 on My confession +9
#243 - anonexplains (10/14/2013) [-]
Natural reactions don't make you a bad person. Taking sexual/emotional advice from the internet might.
User avatar #34 - fitchy (10/14/2013) [-]
it's not really immaturity, more then naivety. People have sex now, it's just something we have to deal with, unfortunately.
User avatar #16 - teranin (10/14/2013) [-]
It is, yes. It's like hating a child you adopt because you know someone else cared for it first, or hating a used car because someone else drove it. Can be really hard to get rid of an emotional gut-reaction like that though. Good luck.
#78 - I think many of us would consider violated a freshly dead, but… 09/27/2013 on /b/ - Random -1
#82 - too bad you can't equip anything but a mega stone on a mega poke 09/27/2013 on Mewtwo Z 0
#175 - Comment deleted 09/26/2013 on Yes there is bench sitting... 0
#174 - Comment deleted 09/26/2013 on Yes there is bench sitting... 0
#43 - wut 09/25/2013 on Take my money! +1
#34 - When did FJers ever get shame? For ****** …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Every male can relate +2
User avatar #39 - Daeiros (09/24/2013) [-]
I have never understood these sorts of things, and these posts come up fairly often. I watch some really nasty stuff and I have never felt this way. I guess it's because people are all brainwashed into thinking sex is evil and dirty and god gave us genitals as a joke because he never intended for us to use them and he will punish us if we do. Either that, or they have internalized the aggressor because their self-worth is entirely based on the opinions of others and they mentally berate themselves the way they imagine their friends and family would if they ever found out.
User avatar #41 - crazylance (09/24/2013) [-]
Dude. After I fap I feel either like syntheticdoll up in the comments (Meh) or "Oh lordy what's this" and I only speculate that my loss of lust is what causes me to say that. I wouldn't normally fap to the things that I watch unless I get a raging hard-on that over-rides all sense in an act of masturbation.

SO I will assume that say this (what is this filth on my screen and how did it get here) because our lust is gone and the need to ejaculate is gone.
User avatar #42 - Daeiros (09/24/2013) [-]
What confuses me though is that you can be disgusted by something that arouses you. It makes absolutely no sense to me. It's like saying after eating at your favorite restaurant, you sprint for the door the second you finish your meal because the smell of the food you just ate and seeing other people eating it is making you sick. You wanted it, you went out of your way to get it, as soon as you have it you can't get away from it fast enough because now it's gross? That's why I say it can only be external, either fear of god or fear of other people's opinions.
Though it probably doesn't help that I get off more times per day then a regular guy does in a week
#20 - 1. Disguise mines as rugs 2. Sell to Muslims as prayer mat… 09/24/2013 on Hehe +6
#522 - **partnerintroll rolled a random image posted in comment #19… 09/23/2013 on Name Colors +1
#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on Age is just a number 0
#27 - deadnannersreturns (09/23/2013) [-]
well you can't deny that it would be unfair to suddenly say it's illegal for soemeone who is over 18 to date someone under 18

and now i'm talking WITHIN age of consent not before that


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