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Date Signed Up:8/23/2012
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    the infamous wink and nod the infamous wink and nod
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#107 - Personally I've moved from this to the EDM scene 17 hours ago on Kids cover "Forty Six & 2"... 0
#32 - You should really start if off by saying "me and this 40 … 08/19/2014 on Story time +17
#29 - You have the best stories bro  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Story time +6
User avatar #30 - tripscausedthis (08/19/2014) [-]
sometimes when I tell people this story i accidentally begin it with "I bashed a kid in a wheelchair once" and they get angry.
User avatar #32 - parkingmeter (08/19/2014) [-]
You should really start if off by saying "me and this 40 y.o. man beat this cripple till he was unconscious", sounds better
#8 - If a camera adds 10 pound wouldn't the NSA be the cause of obe… 08/17/2014 on Breathalyzer, the written test -1
#113 - thank mr skeltal 08/16/2014 on Spooky Skeleton 0
#13 - I don't know why but i really like that manga/porn  [+] (12 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Spiders +8
User avatar #19 - solidderking (08/06/2014) [-]
ist manga/seofcore porn
you can read it on fakku or on "normal " sites
#22 - shambizzle (08/06/2014) [-]
Don't read it on Fakku.

Just don't use Fakku for anything, for that matter.
User avatar #103 - afjhahsdsl (08/07/2014) [-]
please elaborate
#116 - shambizzle (08/07/2014) [-]
Fakku! recently moved on ehentai to have numerous manga removed, and with help from a large company in japan that has the rights to many of the artists of said manga, they were successful in forcing the website to take them down.

Fakku! aims to have complete control of the manga releases in the US, selling them from their website and possibly forcing us to pay to use their currently free manga viewing service.
User avatar #118 - afjhahsdsl (08/07/2014) [-]
Oh, I see. How unsettling.

Do you know of any sites similar to Fakku?
Ive been avoiding it lately anyways.
#121 - shambizzle (08/07/2014) [-]
My personal favorite is pururin.com/

I found it before I learned of Fakku!'s current goals, and I discovered it to be quite a bit better, with all sorts of features that put it a mark above any other manga viewer I'd yet found.
User avatar #39 - keltainenlumi (08/06/2014) [-]
Why not? Because you don't like it?
User avatar #30 - solidderking (08/06/2014) [-]
i just said that you could and not that you should why no fakku ?
User avatar #36 - soupkittenagain (08/06/2014) [-]
Also it's behind on updates.
User avatar #38 - solidderking (08/06/2014) [-]
oh. thanks god i have another source
User avatar #32 - twillight (08/06/2014) [-]
Fakku is for hentai, not ecchi manga.
User avatar #14 - niimajneb (08/06/2014) [-]
It's funny, interesting AND hot!
#607 - thank mr skeltal 08/05/2014 on Calcium 0
#25 - Comment deleted 08/04/2014 on Zach Galifianakis 0
#24 - Oh, oh no, its begun 08/04/2014 on Zach Galifianakis 0
#22 - hey man, if your on pc ill do a high level mission with you to…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Heisting 101 0
User avatar #24 - ivehadworse (08/02/2014) [-]
Sent you a friend request. Sadly I will be eating in a few, and watching something. Might be a bit before we can do anything however.

User avatar #25 - ivehadworse (08/02/2014) [-]
steamcommunity.com/id/level3corn/ - And fuck it because whatever.

Feel free to add me on steam, FJ. Can shoot the shit or whatever.
User avatar #29 - MoparMan (08/02/2014) [-]
How opposed are you to free loot and levels?

I stealth heists solo sometimes for the fun and security of it, and I let people in at the very end to get exp and cash. Sound good?
User avatar #31 - ivehadworse (08/02/2014) [-]
Parkingmeter helped me get from Level 2 to Level 11 in two heists. Was kinda fun seeing things not go south real quick.

And I'm not really opposed to the idea, but I would like to earn some of my levels legit. I'm completely content failing a few dozen times in order to get that next level or next bit of bank. :p
User avatar #32 - MoparMan (08/02/2014) [-]
Ok, but keep in mind, some heists are much harder if you don't have certain unlocks.

Where are you, and what build are you? I can teach you how to stealth the bank, if you're a Ghost, but if you're not on East Coast USA I can't do much for ya.
User avatar #42 - ivehadworse (08/02/2014) [-]
I just got a few points into Ghosts. Nothing major. And I live in Georgia.
User avatar #43 - MoparMan (08/02/2014) [-]
okay, i'll add you later. ghost makes a lot of stealth easier, if thats what youre into
User avatar #44 - ivehadworse (08/02/2014) [-]
Personally, I don't mind going loud. A shotgun and two sentries seems like good solid defense. And the sentries could provide a distraction.
User avatar #45 - MoparMan (08/02/2014) [-]
the sentries sound good, but they can get shut down easily. Trust me; on Overkill or Death Wish difficulty, they get destroyed way too fast, not to mention they use way too many skill points. Do yourself a favor and avoid using them seriously.

Shotguns are hilariously overpowered for most heists, and even more so if you go up Enforcer. and you don't need the shotgun dlc to be overpowered btw, the Locomotive is the best gun in the game with or without dlc.

Ghost enforcer is a fantastic combo, btw. Just enough points in Ghost to get every stealth done, and putting the rest in Enforcer makes you practically unstoppable if you pay attention.
User avatar #46 - ivehadworse (08/02/2014) [-]
Went through a heist a moment ago. Used a Shotgun unmodded. Things died quickly. And managed to punch a SWAT guy in the groin.
User avatar #49 - MoparMan (08/03/2014) [-]
In case you didnt already know, only one shotgun pellet needs to hit the enemy to do full damage of the shotgun.

Like, TF2 has 10 pellets of 6 damage, so you have to hit each one to do the 60 dmg.
Payday2 has 8 pellets of whatever damage your shotgun does, BUT hitting more than one pellet on an enemy will not do any more damage.

also, another cool thing with shotguns is, headshot damage trumps bodyshot damage. So if you shoot someone in the chest and the head with the same shot, it will count the headshot dmg instead of the bodyshot dmg. so it's recommended to nerf the accuracy and just go for damage admin's minions because as long as you understand your range efficiency, practically every shot is a OHK.
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