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#37 - didn't Andre have a disease that caused his size and height  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2016 on RIP Andre +4
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#59 - saltyfries (05/19/2016) [-]
anon is part right, it was actually Acromegaly. Gigantism usually happens during childhood at the pituitary gland while Acromegaly happens after puberty at the gland. Both times the gland is excreting an excessive amount of growth hormone but in Acromegaly it causes some facial disfiguration making people like Andre here look like a caveman (it has the nickname Caveman Syndrome).

Andre unfortunately died a young death because he never had surgery on it (unlike the Big Show who did), and his heart got so big it couldn't support his body or weight.
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#67 - thegamegestapo (05/19/2016) [-]
>Oversized heart

I imagine that'd be extremely painful
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#72 - creepingorion (05/19/2016) [-]
For you
#49 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
didn't Andre have a disease that caused his size and height

Gigantism

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigantism
#42 - Picture 05/18/2016 on all hope is gone.... 0
#39 - well... ok  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2016 on all hope is gone.... +5
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#40 - weightedtemp (05/18/2016) [-]
oh god DAMMIT BOOBIES
#36 - no boobs for you then  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2016 on all hope is gone.... 0
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#37 - weightedtemp (05/18/2016) [-]
but I like boobs
#39 - paranoidzoid (05/18/2016) [-]
well...
ok
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#40 - weightedtemp (05/18/2016) [-]
oh god DAMMIT BOOBIES
#34 - thank you enjoy boobs  [+] (13 new replies) 05/18/2016 on all hope is gone.... +7
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#56 - mbm (05/18/2016) [-]
Sauce? For science?
#43 - nemesisapoc (05/18/2016) [-]
**nemesisapoc used "*roll picture*"**
**nemesisapoc rolled image**I recognize Katee Owen, but which specific video is that?
#41 - jaggsauce (05/18/2016) [-]
well i liked it
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#55 - mbm (05/18/2016) [-]
Game?
#60 - jaggsauce (05/18/2016) [-]
i don't know.. i got this gif off google after searching for "sexism in video games" kek
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#62 - harbingerwolf (05/18/2016) [-]
Was a gamecube title by the name of PN03 i think.
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#52 - scarycanary (05/18/2016) [-]
bloody hell, now i need to fire up my gamecube and run through that again....
#42 - paranoidzoid (05/18/2016) [-]
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#35 - weightedtemp (05/18/2016) [-]
I hate you
#36 - paranoidzoid (05/18/2016) [-]
no boobs for you then
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#37 - weightedtemp (05/18/2016) [-]
but I like boobs
#39 - paranoidzoid (05/18/2016) [-]
well...
ok
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#40 - weightedtemp (05/18/2016) [-]
oh god DAMMIT BOOBIES
#28 - what kind of dog is that  [+] (18 new replies) 05/18/2016 on all hope is gone.... 0
#51 - maxixam (05/18/2016) [-]
this dog has nothing to do with Russia. they were just taken to Russia a while ago from Georgia, thats it. also its real name is Georgian shephard, even though Causcasian shephard is more popular around the world.

my neighbor has one. its all cute and fluffy with with kind eyes. you shouldnt get the wrong idea though with them. they will tear you apart the moment you get close to their owners or in their owners territory.
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#30 - dgurevich (05/18/2016) [-]
That is a Caucasian Shepard.
A.K.A that crazy Russian's dog.
#34 - paranoidzoid (05/18/2016) [-]
thank you
enjoy boobs
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#56 - mbm (05/18/2016) [-]
Sauce? For science?
#43 - nemesisapoc (05/18/2016) [-]
**nemesisapoc used "*roll picture*"**
**nemesisapoc rolled image**I recognize Katee Owen, but which specific video is that?
#41 - jaggsauce (05/18/2016) [-]
well i liked it
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#55 - mbm (05/18/2016) [-]
Game?
#60 - jaggsauce (05/18/2016) [-]
i don't know.. i got this gif off google after searching for "sexism in video games" kek
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#62 - harbingerwolf (05/18/2016) [-]
Was a gamecube title by the name of PN03 i think.
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#52 - scarycanary (05/18/2016) [-]
bloody hell, now i need to fire up my gamecube and run through that again....
#42 - paranoidzoid (05/18/2016) [-]
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#35 - weightedtemp (05/18/2016) [-]
I hate you
#36 - paranoidzoid (05/18/2016) [-]
no boobs for you then
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#37 - weightedtemp (05/18/2016) [-]
but I like boobs
#39 - paranoidzoid (05/18/2016) [-]
well...
ok
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#40 - weightedtemp (05/18/2016) [-]
oh god DAMMIT BOOBIES
#55 - imagine your dog and you are so tight every time you sleep you… 05/13/2016 on G.O.T. FAQ. a not so short... +1
#62 - except for MOUSTACHE 05/12/2016 on Dragonball characters... +2
#53 - he was a pretty badass doctor 05/12/2016 on The emotional doctor. 0
#41 - vision was able to lift i too  [+] (15 new replies) 04/26/2016 on /pol/ infiltrates /tv/ +5
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#101 - leonhardt (04/27/2016) [-]
The Vision is a robot, though. Machines can lift the hammer, regardless of worth, but are not granted Thor powers.

Ultron could lift the hammer, but it'd just be a hammer.
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#42 - gruntmastr (04/26/2016) [-]
Well, yeah. He's the Vision. He's probably the most level-headed/worthy person in the Avengers
#52 - bakagaijin (04/26/2016) [-]
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**bakagaijin rolled image** Actually, it's because he's an android... vision is capable of lifting mjolnr, not wield it...
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#59 - gruntmastr (04/26/2016) [-]
but in Age of Ultron it shows him hitting Ultron with it, therefore wielding it. He even says to Thor that it's "Terribly Well-balanced"
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#102 - leonhardt (04/27/2016) [-]
Ultron could also have hit people with it. Be he couldn't do the Force Throw or shoot lightning with it.

Because he's a robot.
#63 - bakagaijin (04/27/2016) [-]
Welding it as in using its power... remember, just because you can lift it doesn't mean you are worthy... the ingraving on Thors hammer has 2 criterias 1. Whosoever holds the hammer 2.[if he be worthy] shall posses the power of Thor... meaning that lifting it is only half of the criterias needed to wield mjolnir...
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#60 - wimwam (04/26/2016) [-]
I had forgotten about that. So he is basically a mary sue. As strong as the strongest villain, as smart as the smartest AI, can wield mjolnr, etc
#67 - bakagaijin (04/27/2016) [-]
Vision is not worthy... he is a sentient but inorganic lifeform therefore doesn't register on mjolnir as a possible candidate...(much like amazing android who as able to lift it but not wield it) the only people that I know of (so far.... and I'm saying it off the top of my head) are beta ray bill, Bill masterson, Jane fonda, Thor, superman (only in dire circumstances during a crossover) and Captain America (only in dire circumstances)
#103 - leonhardt (04/27/2016) [-]
>Jane Fonda
#97 - yurboi (04/27/2016) [-]
Superman was only able to lift it because Odin lifted the spell over thee hammer cus Thor new that he could be trusted.
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#69 - wimwam (04/27/2016) [-]
I figured as much, but it still then functions as a hammer just fine- it just can't return to him if he throws it
#70 - bakagaijin (04/27/2016) [-]
Doesn't give him elemental control, augmented strength or endurance
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#61 - gruntmastr (04/26/2016) [-]
...I guess? He's just a superhero to me.
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#62 - wimwam (04/26/2016) [-]
He is like superman with no real weaknesses of personality or strength. Essentially perfect and unrelatable
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#75 - dopeydoo (04/27/2016) [-]
of course he's unrelatable, he's an android, that's the whole point, he doesn't have human emotions or human faults

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#6 - murrlogic (10/13/2015) [-]
Wrestling fan?
#7 to #6 - paranoidzoid (10/15/2015) [-]
yes
#16 to #7 - murrlogic (10/17/2015) [-]
>This will be on free TV

Gotta get those network numbers up somehow
#8 to #7 - murrlogic (10/15/2015) [-]
Favorite wrestler?
#9 to #8 - paranoidzoid (10/16/2015) [-]
sami zayn

yours?
#10 to #9 - murrlogic (10/16/2015) [-]
He's OK. Extremely talented really sucks he's been injured for so long.

Tyler Breeze is my boy.
#11 to #10 - paranoidzoid (10/17/2015) [-]
breeze is great

those two guys always have great chemistry, love to see them have more matches together
#12 to #11 - murrlogic (10/17/2015) [-]
I dunno when the **** Sami Zayn is coming back or Hideo Itami for that matter

I also dunno what the **** is next for Tyler Breeze besides continuing to be a good helping hand.
#13 to #12 - paranoidzoid (10/17/2015) [-]
zayn should be back by January in time for rumble i hope
the wrestler formally known as kenta should be back next month i think
#14 to #13 - murrlogic (10/17/2015) [-]
Who hype for Balor vs Crews?

The stiffness is real
#15 to #14 - paranoidzoid (10/17/2015) [-]
#5 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Could I interest you into joining the FJWF?
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#1 - vegeta (07/27/2013) [-]
thank you!