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Date Signed Up:4/07/2012
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#31 - cause this is SUPLEX CITY BITCH ...and deers belong i… 07/22/2016 on Japanese deer +8
#41 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2016 on police police +4
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#53 - doctorcamden (07/15/2016) [-]
America is 12th in civilian freedoms last I checked.
#141 - except for AJ Styles 07/12/2016 on What Team Did You Choose? +2
#139 - Comment deleted 07/12/2016 on What Team Did You Choose? 0
#15 - carried for nine months and an average of eight hours giving b…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2016 on father advice 0
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#16 - lotengo (07/07/2016) [-]
>Carried for 9 months

Ya know it takes like 9 weeks for the baby to be an inch.
After 16 or 17 weeks the baby has the same weight as the average smartphone.
#17 - anon (07/07/2016) [-]
My mom went into extruciating labor for 48 hours. Her vagina literally tore. 90% of the time, the vagina will literally rip or but cut. Then she breastfed, and I loved being rough and making her nips chapped. Seriously, just, like, do some diapers man.
#19 - lotengo (07/08/2016) [-]
>Then she breastfed, and I loved being rough and making her nips chapped

#18 - anon (07/07/2016) [-]
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise skin with no nerves was painful to be torn (((( I bet getting your ears pierced was the most painful thing in the world (((((((.
#95 - they ain't falling for that one again 07/03/2016 on How to take a shower +4
#42 - Rhonda rousey  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2016 on Gif Dump - Part 88 0
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#50 - mastercolossus (06/25/2016) [-]
oh yea. isnt she doing the roadhouse reboot.
#58 - all hail coconut head  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2016 on Procrastination +6
#73 - runapuff (06/23/2016) [-]
Long may he reign as the boy of perfectly coconut shaped heads.
#74 - runapuff (06/23/2016) [-]
No other Coconut Head can compare.
#24 - the thing is i could understand those characters not being in … 06/17/2016 on Game of Thrones Facts: Part 8 +2
#11 - where the **** is arianne martell thats the problem they t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2016 on Game of Thrones Facts: Part 8 0
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#21 - sirgawain (06/17/2016) [-]
"Where the fuck is ____ in the show?"
Jeyne Pool, Great Jon Umber (now he's been killed offscreen and his son is a dickbag), Quentyn Martell, oh and how about AEGON FUCKING TARGARYEN
#24 - paranoidzoid (06/17/2016) [-]
the thing is i could understand those characters not being in it, as they were not completely central to the plot
my point is that all the things that made dorne interesting was cut out and all we're left with are the background characters
no BUT seriously where the FUCK is AEGON, THE ONLY DRAGON TO ACTUALLY LAND ON WESTEROS