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    #25 - ...to ask for da way  [+] (1 reply) 01/10/2018 on Chikkin +1
    #50 - rubusguy (01/11/2018) [-]
    join list: dEwAY
    Mention History
    #27 - **paralars used "*roll picture*"** **paralars rolled image… 01/09/2018 on build your own +2
    #41 - so done. 01/09/2018 on O_O 0
    #27 - I can't tell which is which. I also can't tell which part o… 01/05/2018 on Doppelganger +5
    #85 - When man is absolutely, definitely, positively not hot. 01/05/2018 on cUrsed Images, happy new... +8
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    #78 - ... and spend your money  [+] (1 reply) 01/04/2018 on O_o +5
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    #79 - cloakedone (01/04/2018) [-]
    hold on, ill try it. right now.
    Yep, you are right, she even knows what the different brands are if i ask for toilet paper, and she asks me what brand i want.

    Figures, seeing as i cant even fucking ask her what time the post office closes
    #58 - **paralars used "*roll picture*"** **paralars rolled image… 01/04/2018 on Random things 0
    #34 - thenk. 01/04/2018 on Cold +3
    #32 - just for reference, how much is that in actual units?  [+] (24 replies) 01/04/2018 on Cold +101
    #93 - anon (01/04/2018) [-]
    >actual units

    Are you working with water? Use celsius.
    Are you doing science? Use kelvin.
    Are you measuring human comfort? Use fahrenheit.

    We're measuring human comfort, so actual units are already being used.
    #169 - gravysponge (01/04/2018) [-]
    >Are you measuring human comfort? Use fahrenheit.

    Except the vast majority of people literally have no point of reference for farenheit whatsoever.
    #174 - anon (01/04/2018) [-]
    I suppose that explains why half the thumbs on my comment are green.
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    #97 - olanzapine (01/04/2018) [-]
    fahrenheit uses 180 grading whereas celcius uses 100 grading (hence why they're also called centigrade degrees), it's completely umpractical due to how it distorts in relation to kelvin (or celcius since both have the same grading)
    I could only agree with you if fahrenheit was 100 grading, (conversion would become simply XºC= 32+XºF - but that sound retarded already as well

    >inb4 using rakine over kelvin
    no, just no
    #152 - anon (01/04/2018) [-]
    Also, what part of your comment is relevant at all? This has absolutely nothing to do with grading or conversion.
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    #170 - olanzapine (01/04/2018) [-]
    fahrenheit is as arbitrary as celcius for common purposes, except it is also unwieldy due to the deviation resulting due to not being centrigrade

    I respect it for hisorical reasons, but that's the end of it, we longer use cmHg (at least directly, because we do use the concept) nor roman miles in our day and age.

    units like bar or Torr (mmHg except modern) are still justify their use, psi too (despite being an imperial conversion of the N/m^2). But fahrenheit degrees simply have little reason to have use. "Human confort" is too subjective unless you consider human limit resistances, which are better described by celcius anyway
    #107 - anon (01/04/2018) [-]
    Yeah, but what are you using it for?
    #64 - makosteel (01/04/2018) [-]
    It's cold, and colder numnuts, get with the program.
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    #60 - middlemunson (01/04/2018) [-]
    when us burgers dont understand metric, we get told to look up a reference

    not the other waqy around though

    really makes you think
    #85 - mistercookie (01/04/2018) [-]
    Thats because only 3 coutries in the world uses the imperial system, and 2 of them really don't matter at an international level.
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    #82 - mikiiii (01/04/2018) [-]
    Cause your units are... (don't want to say stupid) unuseable
    #33 - ninjagalresistance (01/04/2018) [-]
    -18 and -26 respectively
    #77 - regularorange (01/04/2018) [-]
    You guys okay?
    #57 - pingun (01/04/2018) [-]
    Thats quite nice
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    #41 - honzo (01/04/2018) [-]
    holy fucking balls that's cold as shit
    #62 - murpman (01/04/2018) [-]
    try -50
    #68 - anon (01/04/2018) [-]
    I saw -55 for two days while I lived in Wisconsin. Now whenever its above 0 its balmy.
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    #71 - lyraheartstrings (01/04/2018) [-]
    Currently in Wisconsin. -11. A brisk evening
    #100 - slowlearndurr (01/04/2018) [-]
    Wisconsin fag here.
    Make it stop. My car won't even start anymore.
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    #109 - lyraheartstrings (01/04/2018) [-]
    For real. I’m driving an old pos car while mines out of commission until hopefully tonight. But the back left window is out so my windshield keeps freezing, but the inside so I can’t even scrape it. It’s horrible!

    What part of Wisconsin are you from?
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    #110 - slowlearndurr (01/04/2018) [-]
    Southern. I live on the outskirts of Madison.
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    #113 - lyraheartstrings (01/04/2018) [-]
    Oh sick! I love Madison but don’t get down enough. I’m middle west kinda, in Eau Claire
    User avatar
    #114 - slowlearndurr (01/04/2018) [-]
    Never been. Furthest north I have ever gone was to snowboard at Granite Peak
    #34 - paralars (01/04/2018) [-]
    thenk.
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