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paradoxfag

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: Brendan Petrassi
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/PetrassiMusica
Consoles Owned: Most
Video Games Played: Gears of War
X-box Gamertag: Gamesmaster5
Interests: Parkour, Guitar, Singing, Music, Rock Climbing
Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
Last Login:12/18/2012
Location:Ireland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 260 total,  432 ,  172
Comment Thumbs: 2262 total,  2658 ,  396
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 25 Content: Peasant → Level 26 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 64% (64/100)
Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:0
Content Views:21163
Times Content Favorited:10 times
Total Comments Made:702
FJ Points:2617

latest user's comments

#36747 - What the **** :L:L 08/07/2012 on Social Board 0
#36691 - Thank **** . I'm not gonna lie I was distressed xD Sound… 08/07/2012 on Social Board 0
#36689 - Please tell me you weren't sober.. :L  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #36690 - MichaelDoritos (08/07/2012) [-]
I was high as shit.
User avatar #36691 - paradoxfag (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank fuck. I'm not gonna lie I was distressed xD Sounds like a right laugh anyways :L
#36680 - Curious Case of Benjamin Button, I Am Legend and Hot Rod to name a few 08/07/2012 on Social Board 0
#36679 - Sounds like the munchies alright! Hahaha, totally worth it too…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #36681 - gmarrox (08/07/2012) [-]
It was glorious.
#36673 - ITT: Craziest drunken, stoned or any other induced substance a…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/07/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #36706 - theflamingotrigger (08/07/2012) [-]
My Junior year I moved to Washington and met this really cute guy. After knowing each other a few months, we get blazed in his barn and one thing led to another and suddenly we're in his bedroom. This isn't the first time we'd had sex, so I'm enjoying myself, when all of a sudden I get this cold slimy feeling around my ass. and I ask him: "How are you doing that?". "Doing what?" So now I'm really confused. I look back and see her dog is sticking it's nose totally up my asshole. :|
User avatar #36747 - paradoxfag (08/07/2012) [-]
What the fuck :L:L
User avatar #36707 - theflamingotrigger (08/07/2012) [-]
*His dog. Doesn't make it any better.
User avatar #36686 - MichaelDoritos (08/07/2012) [-]
I poured a can of mandarin orange slices into my pants and started rubbing my crotch allover my friends couch. When he came back from his neighbors house, he asked me what the fuck I was doing, and I told him "I wanted your couch to smell like an orange dick".
User avatar #36689 - paradoxfag (08/07/2012) [-]
Please tell me you weren't sober.. :L
User avatar #36690 - MichaelDoritos (08/07/2012) [-]
I was high as shit.
User avatar #36691 - paradoxfag (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank fuck. I'm not gonna lie I was distressed xD Sounds like a right laugh anyways :L
User avatar #36675 - gmarrox (08/07/2012) [-]
I got high and ended up eating a strainer full of macaroni that had been sitting in the sink wish dish water in it.
User avatar #36679 - paradoxfag (08/07/2012) [-]
Sounds like the munchies alright! Hahaha, totally worth it too I bet :P
User avatar #36681 - gmarrox (08/07/2012) [-]
It was glorious.
#36672 - Parties, parties, clubs, camping, holidays, parkour, music and…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #36712 - ventou (08/07/2012) [-]
I'm so fucking jealous of you..except for the gears of war part though
User avatar #36748 - paradoxfag (08/07/2012) [-]
Haha and that's what I spent the most doing :L

Why don't you go out and do some of that yourself?
#36670 - Red watermelon! 08/07/2012 on Social Board +1
#36669 - This. 4chan is just full of 12 year olds and your ave… 08/07/2012 on Social Board 0
#36668 - **paradoxfag rolls 02** 08/07/2012 on Social Board 0
#4700 - Do you have Slow twitch or Fast twitch muscles?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#4711 - bouncingbananas (08/07/2012) [-]
yes
#156 - Picture 08/07/2012 on Snooki +2
#22 - Pahaha, this ****** amazing. 08/07/2012 on So Awesome +4
#149 - Still would bang. Slutty looking girls can be even more appeal…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2012 on Snooki +2
#154 - champaigne (08/07/2012) [-]
#156 - paradoxfag (08/07/2012) [-]
#224 - **paradoxfag rolls 5,041** 08/07/2012 on now you know 0
#1440 - So funny :L:L 08/07/2012 on Television - cartoon... 0
#36643 - Haha you're alright xD I didn't thin there'd be so many irish … 08/06/2012 on Social Board 0
#407922 - **paradoxfag rolls 94** 08/06/2012 on Autism Board +1
#407910 - Why are you being forced to make a collage? 08/06/2012 on Autism Board 0
#31 - Also frontpage yesterday. 08/06/2012 on Only in Amsterdam... 0
#100 - Say that to my face, silly anon. 08/06/2012 on Oh boy videogames +6
#69 - Wait, wasn't this frontpage yesterday? 08/06/2012 on For all you classy ladies... 0
#21828 - Oh I see! That's great progress :D I know though, a vocalist o… 08/06/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#21824 - Ah I'm not really either, I'm just and get-up-and-go kinda guy… 08/06/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#273 - Just most of my family lives here :) I'm Irish really cuz all … 08/06/2012 on TheseChocodiles's profile 0
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#20 - jgcamaro (12/04/2012) [-]
wanna get rid of your items?
User avatar #8 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
....hi
User avatar #9 to #8 - paradoxfag (09/30/2012) [-]
Sup! :D How is thine? :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
o-o....I've been better and you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - paradoxfag (09/30/2012) [-]
Mm, tired and shizzle or?

I'm quite good thanks :3 Just chillin at like 5am :L
User avatar #12 to #11 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Well, it's 5:29 pm. haha. :)
User avatar #13 to #12 - paradoxfag (09/30/2012) [-]
So you're in the states too! Haha

Why have you been better? :P
User avatar #14 to #13 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Uhm..It's night time here? Not the morning? haha.
User avatar #15 to #14 - paradoxfag (09/30/2012) [-]
Ohh :L Hahaha, i'm tired sorry xD

Not gonna answer my question are ya? :P xD
User avatar #16 to #15 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Lotta **** been happening. You got a skype or whatever? xP
User avatar #17 to #16 - paradoxfag (09/30/2012) [-]
As a matter of fact I do, paradox.5 :)
User avatar #18 to #17 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Tiinkie Wiinkie?...lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - paradoxfag (09/30/2012) [-]
None other :D :L
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User avatar #4 to #3 - paradoxfag (08/19/2012) [-]
I'll get back to you.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - paradoxfag (08/19/2012) [-]
Uncle dolan and crystal form?
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