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#8 - dude... you just made me cringe even harder. th…  [+] (1 reply) 01/06/2015 on Cringe is guaranteed +3
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#3 - thats actually pretty neat. can anyone find the sauce?  [+] (9 replies) 03/18/2014 on Batmourn +23
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#148 - raquizta (03/19/2014) [-]
Flashpoint Paradox... It's one of the most awesome and fucked up JL movies I've watched.
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#169 - critality (03/19/2014) [-]
which would you say is the next best?
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#183 - raquizta (03/19/2014) [-]
I would have to say Under the Red Hood...
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#132 - frisbey (03/19/2014) [-]
Thomas wayne batman is best batman
#127 - panickattack (03/19/2014) [-]
The OG comic was Flashpoint. Just in case you'd wanna read it.
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#9 - harryboom (03/18/2014) [-]
flashpoint: knight of vengeance
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#7 - ktbmnf (03/18/2014) [-]
the Flashpoint Paradox brother. i liked it.
#2 - "whatever is on the ground is gods will" …  [+] (60 replies) 03/18/2014 on Karma's a bitch +344
#240 - rellergert (03/19/2014) [-]
"Boots on the ground, God's will"
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#196 - instalation (03/19/2014) [-]
#162 - furiousmarshmellow (03/19/2014) [-]
Gays are on the ground, technically.
#135 - kotetsulovesfj (03/19/2014) [-]
I don't see why so many people are so quick to put down christians. Every atheist I've met has been a complete asshole, yet I don't constantly bash them at every opportunity. Yeah, some christians exploit scriptures and commandments, and are completely fake, but that is with all religions. I just don't understand the constant hate on that one religion.
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#183 - YllekNayr (03/19/2014) [-]
Also, it's not even REMOTELY all on one religion. Your persecution complex is showing.
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#195 - kotetsulovesfj (03/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know it's a lot of religions. If I failed to post that, I'm sorry. I just get tired of so many people bashing everyone's religions. I wanted to rant, so if my post seemed juvenile, I apologize.
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#202 - YllekNayr (03/19/2014) [-]
As long as assholes use religion to justify their assholeishness, and others accept that reason as legitimate, people will have unkind things to say about the religion. In no other way can someone say discriminatory or hateful things in a public setting and not be immediately called out on it. Religion is a no-touch subject for some reason, and assholes will use that to their advantage. For an atheist, or someone of a different religion, seeing that religion used in that manner makes them see the religion in a negative light, as it's not their job to pick out who's "doing it right" from the assholes. If all Christians (and this applies to other religions as well) sorted themselves out and all acted the same way without hate or discrimination, I can guarantee you'd see no more complaints from outsiders, even if they still thought the religion was silly.
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#182 - YllekNayr (03/19/2014) [-]
You've met a lot more atheists than you realize.
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#113 - fuckingtrolls (03/18/2014) [-]
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#104 - studbeefpile (03/18/2014) [-]
Are you fucking kidding me?

0% of Christians actually think like that.
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#184 - YllekNayr (03/19/2014) [-]
Pretty sure that even one story like this disproves your comment pretty quickly.

Unless you're trying to invoke the No True Scotsman's fallacy.
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#191 - studbeefpile (03/19/2014) [-]
The second story is fake you dipshit.
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#192 - YllekNayr (03/19/2014) [-]
You don't fuckin say.
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#92 - aerosol (03/18/2014) [-]
I think logic is completely absent in this case
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#185 - YllekNayr (03/19/2014) [-]
Yeah. That's what paradoxc said.
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#74 - swagloon (03/18/2014) [-]
Could had been a jew.
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#116 - fuckingtrolls (03/18/2014) [-]
most likely a jew
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#34 - metalmind (03/18/2014) [-]
Well, there are a lot of cars on the ground, sooo
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#31 - iamaniceperson (03/18/2014) [-]
Shh, we're not all stupid fucks...
#22 - haeckal (03/18/2014) [-]
"Thou shalt not steal." ~ Exodus 20:15

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#20 - commontroll (03/18/2014) [-]
It could be a Muslim or a Hindu. They've got some pretty bitchy loopholes.
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#38 - ariplayer (03/18/2014) [-]
in islam its also forbidden to steal. even punishable by cutting off the hand that you stole it with, lol
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#80 - commontroll (03/18/2014) [-]
I've been told that those laws pretty much only matter when you do these things to fellow Muslims, as Infidels are kind of considered second rate.
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#260 - ariplayer (03/19/2014) [-]
dude no, definitely not. all these things apply to non muslims too. so if you steal some shit from a non muslim its gg wp hand you stole with either way
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#9 - economic (03/18/2014) [-]
Yea, because only Christians believe in a god. Bitch could have been a Mormon you retard.
#21 - anon (03/18/2014) [-]
...Mormons are christian...
Christian= believe Jesus is a pretty cool guy
Mormon= Church of JESUS CHRIST and Latter day saints
#145 - anon (03/19/2014) [-]
Without being a christian, I believe Jesus of Nazareth (And I say this instead of "Jesus Christ", because I refer to the historical person, not the religious person) was a pretty cool guy, because - according to the things they wrote about him - he did really cool things like feeding the poor while living a modest way of life. What the church made out of his ideals in history is a completely different story.
However I just don't believe that he was the "messiah", or the "son of god", since I don't believe in god. But of course I respect the faith of those who do, no fedora-tipping here.
Your logic would make me a christian, so let me please correct you:
Christian: Believes that Jesus of Nazareth is/was the messiah.
#108 - anon (03/18/2014) [-]
Except they don't believe that Jesus was the messiah, which is kinda the foundation of Christianity...having something in the name does not = believing in it.
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#251 - adrianking (03/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, we do.
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#193 - aussiepridevil (03/19/2014) [-]
as a roman catholic who is dating someone who was raised in the mormon church, i can tell you the only differences between them and christians is how strict they adhere to some of the teachings and also they beleieve that joseph whats his face in the 16th century found the sacred scriptures of 4 other prophets of god and he combined it to create the book of the mormon

look tl;dr they're strict christians with slightly different interpretations of the teachings and they have more prophets
#12 - anon (03/18/2014) [-]
found the christian
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#17 - economic (03/18/2014) [-]
They have to be nice to all races and many love the jews. I'm a racist cunt and want "another" holocaust.
I'm an Agnostic.
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#19 - speedysteve (03/18/2014) [-]
found the pretentious "equality" activist.
#111 - anon (03/18/2014) [-]
What part of that makes you feel that he wants equality? "I'm a racist cunt" doesn't seem to imply that at all.
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#23 - spookyghostparty (03/18/2014) [-]
... wait, are you not aware that economic is the biggest bigot on this site?
#37 - schnizel (03/18/2014) [-]
I tip my fedora to you.
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#30 - faimbot (03/18/2014) [-]
Hold the fucking phone, schnizel deserves that honour, because not only is he a bigot, he has no reason to be one, at least economic has issues, schnizel is normal as fuck.
#35 - schnizel (03/18/2014) [-]
People never ask why I say the things I say nor why I hate the things I hate not even a why.
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#67 - curveball (03/18/2014) [-]
What I'd like to know is why, if you have all these great ideas and arguments, you've chosen Funnyjunk as the place to share them? I'm honestly not trying to insult you, or tell you to leave the site (I'm sure you hear that enough without me adding to it) or anything, it just seems like there would be sites better suited to the discussions I've seen you engage in.
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#69 - schnizel (03/18/2014) [-]
I have my funnies but I like this community, I a part of it and I want to be with those who I like.
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#70 - curveball (03/18/2014) [-]
Well then out of curiosity, why do you say the things you say/hate the things you hate?
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#71 - schnizel (03/18/2014) [-]
I will reply in 9 hours.
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#287 - curveball (03/19/2014) [-]
No pressure or anything, just wondering.
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#289 - schnizel (03/19/2014) [-]
wana chat?
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#288 - schnizel (03/19/2014) [-]
sorry, just came back
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#286 - curveball (03/19/2014) [-]
Are you going to respond?
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#72 - curveball (03/18/2014) [-]
Cool, thanks.
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#39 - faimbot (03/18/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna ask either, your reasons are your own, there is no point in being the way you are and expecting empathy, you have chosen your path.

Personally i am probably more bigoted than you, but more towards people of my own race (i'm not white) i generally distrust them more than white people, when i was growing up all i had knew was the people around me and i loathed them, i took joy in knowing they were hated by most of the country.

When i finally went to high school, which took me miles outside the area i live, i was surrounded by white people, and i felt comfortable, at that point i even hated that it took so long to find people who werent so wrapped up in the idea of social privilege, and just lived life.

I'm not sorry to say it now, and i never will be, speaking as a non-white person, white people are the superior race, thats all there is to it, anyone who has an issue with that is too fucking stupid, or in a complete state of denial.
#40 - schnizel (03/18/2014) [-]
Love you bro. As an Illyrian I will fight for you drunk in a bar past 7 PM.
And you are?
Loving blondes does not mean you hate redhead.
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#50 - faimbot (03/18/2014) [-]
My family originates from pakistan, they are all muslims, i can comfortably say it is by far the worst religious mindset to ever roam the planet.

This was the family that was supposed to love me, i told them i never really believed in islam or god in general, and they treated it like i was joking, telling me not to be stupid. i said outright this is why people hate you, note i didnt say us, me and them were never the same, all we shared was dna, beyond that it was like two different species in the room, I have been called insulting names based on my race by a lot of white people and yet, i dont blame them, i wanna say it aswell, they are scum, they cant change.

Some might call it bitter, and resentful, i call it enlightening, you know how fucked up it is to actually side with the people who would rather see you dead? we have a political group here called the national front, pro white in every sense, and i agree with damn near everything they say.

and my family is probably the worst of them all, turn their nose up at everything, i wasnt even allowed to bring a white friend over to my uncles house once. i could have cried if i was capable. now i just thank him, thank him for being one of many factors that opened my eyes.
#102 - sgtxrootbeer (03/18/2014) [-]
you deserve a thumb, because i learned a bit from you.
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#51 - schnizel (03/18/2014) [-]
Know that we share a similar childhood and I would be proud to call you my friend.
#24 - speedysteve (03/18/2014) [-]
I don't go too deep in the comments too often,
#25 - spookyghostparty (03/18/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
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#8 - zoopityzop (03/18/2014) [-]
Isn't stealing in the ten commandments as well?
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#32 - anon (03/18/2014) [-]
you think they know ? lol
#132 - newdevyx (03/19/2014) [-]
Some dense mother fornicators probably don't.
#32 - i know this one friend of mine that eats nothing but junk, mou…  [+] (1 reply) 03/18/2014 on (untitled) 0
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#33 - feelythefeel (03/18/2014) [-]
Some people are just like that.

Including me, if I may toot my own figurative horn.
#2 - but why  [+] (1 reply) 03/17/2014 on :O +1
#3 - toxicin (03/17/2014) [-]
you asking the wrong questions
dont do that you gonna fail in life
#8 - i just got sleepy of that, thank you have a thumb :3 …  [+] (1 reply) 03/17/2014 on gn8 +6
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#15 - tacoiiimaniac (03/18/2014) [-]
I will always love this .gif
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