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Hilarious. I had a good chuckle over here.
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The monkey at the end always kills it.
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I love how it looks like he's thinking "damn, I love bread"
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User avatar #305 - citruslord (10/17/2014) [-]
It seems to me like any modern religion could replace Islam in terrorist groups and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
User avatar #271 - kanadetenshi (10/17/2014) [-]
The culture is build on the religion though.
#132 - syshusky (10/17/2014) [-]
Thank you sir for not being a dipshit and knowing the difference between the religion, which is actually a very nice religion that treats people mostly fairly, and the insane culture surrounding it. You deserve a thumb.
User avatar #325 - pappathethird (10/17/2014) [-]
Thank you. You get one just for being nice
User avatar #102 - Visual (10/17/2014) [-]
But aren't the cultures heavily based on the religion? Although they're just taking it to the extreme? Like......religious extremists?
#160 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/17/2014) [-]
Sure the religion had some influence but the culture predates the religion. Islam actually tamed the culture. Women use to have no rights at all. Most of the men would die in tribal warfare before Islam so the ratio of women to men was very high, hence, polygamy and the overall devaluing of women. Its the same as in economics, when supply is high, value is low. When women outnumber men heavily, the value of women goes down. Many women back then were forced into prostitution because they couldn't find a husband to provide for them. This made fathers hate having daughters, so much so that they would bury them alive. Islam stopped the female infanticide and gave women some rights.

I'm an atheist but I think the religion gets a bad rap these days due to ignorance. Islam transformed a bunch of tribes in the desert into an empire that stretched 3 continents and was at the forefront of science and modernity at a time when Europe was in the dark ages.
User avatar #116 - indonesia (10/17/2014) [-]
there's 2 type of muslims.
person who's taking all cultures based on the religion (example: arabian and indonesian sunnah)
person who's taking it to the extreme and made us looks like a bad religion (example: ISIS and fucking Al-Qaeda)

kinda hard to give example. but here it is
based on culture
"yes, when we kill our enemy in the name of Allah, it's Jihad. but Jihad itself must be in the right way. not killing innocent people in the twin tower with a plane. that's complete idiot. if you want jihad, there's a place and time for that. for example, war against Israel in Gaza."
extrimist
"PROPHET MOHAMMED KILL PEOPLE IN THE PAST. WE SHOULD DO THE SAME AND KILL THOSE KAFIR. WE DON'T CARE IF THEY INNOCENT OR NOT, THEY DESERVES DEATH IN THE NAME OF ALLAH. ALOHA SNACKBUR"
"but what if killing innocent people are-"
"WE DON'T FUCKING CARE"

seriously, extrimist like this need a high five with a chair in their head. twice.
#138 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/17/2014) [-]
or
Or
OR
#100 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/17/2014) [-]
Arab*
#91 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/17/2014) [-]
Apparently the Quran is pretty chill with rights and shit compared to other holy texts. Somehow many adherents manage to fuck it up in practice. I don't get it.
User avatar #282 - gatorade (10/17/2014) [-]
Hey, Christianity doesn't ask for crusades if the holy lands are taken. But it happens, it's the advancement of mankind in that area, unfortunately it looks like the people of Arabia are equal in equity and tolerance that Europe was 1000 years ago.
User avatar #259 - dyalibya (10/17/2014) [-]
Beat your women

- Quran
#169 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/17/2014) [-]
So does Christianity
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User avatar #300 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
I'm guessing you wouldn't trade your RITs?
#298 - bludead (06/25/2014) [-]
noi noi noi
noi noi noi noi
User avatar #297 to #296 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Hahaha that's pretty punny, my friend.
User avatar #293 - shadowrated (06/11/2014) [-]
cocks, huge cocks
User avatar #290 - tranquilizer (06/07/2014) [-]
pappa the turd

wats pappa
User avatar #291 to #290 - pappathethird (06/09/2014) [-]
what do you mean
User avatar #292 to #291 - tranquilizer (06/09/2014) [-]
I unno
User avatar #287 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #288 to #287 - pappathethird (06/06/2014) [-]
Why the love? <3
User avatar #289 to #288 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #272 - succubus (05/31/2014) [-]
YEY!

Hi there, new friend
User avatar #273 to #272 - pappathethird (05/31/2014) [-]
Hello there
User avatar #274 to #273 - succubus (05/31/2014) [-]
How you doing?
User avatar #275 to #274 - pappathethird (05/31/2014) [-]
Great, thanks. How are you?
User avatar #276 to #275 - succubus (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, doing well
User avatar #277 to #276 - pappathethird (05/31/2014) [-]
why'd you add me?
User avatar #278 to #277 - succubus (05/31/2014) [-]
Felt like it. =]
Want more friends and all that crap. =]
User avatar #279 to #278 - pappathethird (05/31/2014) [-]
well who doesn't. so tell me about yourself
User avatar #280 to #279 - succubus (05/31/2014) [-]
Well, I'm a nursing student.
21 from Australia. Engaged. Never had many friends; outcast of most social groups. Don't know a lot about anything in particular.

What about you?
User avatar #281 to #280 - pappathethird (05/31/2014) [-]
20, denmark. I work in a daycare and next year I'm going to study journalism. gf, not engaged though. I like playing music and most sports. Not really an outcast, neither one of the popular ones.

pretty basic
User avatar #282 to #281 - succubus (05/31/2014) [-]
Cool, cool

So how long you been lurking on FJ?



(If I vanish, I've gone to bed)
User avatar #283 to #282 - pappathethird (05/31/2014) [-]
err, since 2011, I think. I had a couple of accounts before this one, but they got banned
User avatar #284 to #283 - succubus (05/31/2014) [-]
Nice, nice.



I've been here since the old green layout back in 2005, never made an account til 2010; had about 4 accounts that I deleted due to some **** going down.
Oh well though, haha.
User avatar #285 to #284 - pappathethird (05/31/2014) [-]
what kind of ****
User avatar #286 to #285 - succubus (06/02/2014) [-]
Started a fight with the wrong person and had a barrage of abuse
User avatar #270 - nought (05/28/2014) [-]
are you black
User avatar #271 to #270 - pappathethird (05/29/2014) [-]
not really ...
#264 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
accept my friend request! buddy.
accept my friend request! buddy.
User avatar #266 to #264 - pappathethird (04/27/2014) [-]
of course. I hadn't noticed now we're friends
#267 to #266 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Yes!
Yes!
User avatar #269 to #268 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
I keep getting too many hand cramps
#255 - shadowrated (04/19/2014) [-]
you're soon to be number 1.

this is an early congratz
User avatar #258 to #255 - pappathethird (04/19/2014) [-]
oh my god, afjg isdead? well then ...
#262 to #258 - skiskate (04/21/2014) [-]
I posted the same comment to your profile hours before and you completely ignore me.

y u do dis
User avatar #259 to #258 - shadowrated (04/20/2014) [-]
yes, we shall be battling for #1 in the future
User avatar #260 to #259 - pappathethird (04/21/2014) [-]
may the hugest faggot win
User avatar #263 to #260 - shadowrated (04/21/2014) [-]
you got that right
User avatar #256 to #255 - pappathethird (04/19/2014) [-]
I'm very flattered. There's a long way to go, nonetheless
#254 - skiskate (04/19/2014) [-]
With theannoyingFJguy and include dead you are next to be #1. Congrats
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User avatar #245 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
Hooollly shieeeet you're getting 1000 thumbs for one comment...
User avatar #251 to #245 - pappathethird (04/16/2014) [-]
funny thing is, it wasn't actually the picture I wanted to post, I just stumbled upon it while looking for another pic
User avatar #252 to #251 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
haha nice one
well it worked
User avatar #253 to #252 - pappathethird (04/16/2014) [-]
sure did
User avatar #250 to #245 - pappathethird (04/16/2014) [-]
It's crazy, man. I've never gotten over 1000 thumbs on one comment before. And the content still has 5 hours left on the front page. feelsgoodman
User avatar #244 - shadowrated (04/16/2014) [-]
is your name pappathethird because you want to maintain 3rd in the comment rankings?
User avatar #246 to #244 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
its his third acc
User avatar #247 to #246 - shadowrated (04/16/2014) [-]
yeah? i think one of them is pappelardi
User avatar #249 to #247 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
" I had two profiles before this one. The first was pappalardi (www.funnyjunk.com/user/pappalardi) named after not so famous bass-player Felix Pappalardi. I made it into the top 5 with that profile. I was permabanned for posting this picture: static.fjcdn.com/ajax/2ceb8bf78ae6ee75bf0f2d9eebb7c83d.jpg (yes, the censored version (though I had been banned a couple of times before.)) I then made a second profile, pappalordi (www.funnyjunk.com/user/pappalordi) which made it into the top 100 in two weeks before getting permabanned. The reason pappalordi was permabanned was that I posted the pic I was originally banned for on admin's profile along with a message, trying to appeal my innocence. Didn't go as planned."
User avatar #248 to #247 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
and pappalordi i think
#233 - theannoyingFJguy (04/11/2014) [-]
FJ &quot;TOP COMMENTERS&quot; QUIZ:   
Short answering these will help with my compilation.   
   
1. Got any nicknames?   
   
2. What are you well known for on FJ?   
   
3. Did you hit #1? When?   
   
4. Did you get Level 400? When?   
   
5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?   
   
6. Info about your mascot?   
   
7. Anything else interesting about you?   
   
If you answer these, thank you.
FJ "TOP COMMENTERS" QUIZ:
Short answering these will help with my compilation.

1. Got any nicknames?

2. What are you well known for on FJ?

3. Did you hit #1? When?

4. Did you get Level 400? When?

5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?

6. Info about your mascot?

7. Anything else interesting about you?

If you answer these, thank you.
User avatar #235 to #233 - pappathethird (04/11/2014) [-]
I'm also the user with the highest comment/thumb ratio with 25.6 thumbs per comment

And you're the second with 24.8
User avatar #236 to #235 - theannoyingFJguy (04/11/2014) [-]
holler has us beat on that
User avatar #238 to #236 - pappathethird (04/11/2014) [-]
Damn. But amongst the top commenters at least
User avatar #239 to #238 - theannoyingFJguy (04/11/2014) [-]
yeah, i'll include it.
User avatar #240 to #239 - pappathethird (04/11/2014) [-]
You rock
User avatar #241 to #240 - theannoyingFJguy (04/11/2014) [-]
Cheers man you rock too
User avatar #234 to #233 - pappathethird (04/11/2014) [-]
1. Pappa, pops, faggot

2. I'm relatively unknown. I'm probably known for being in the top 10 since forever.

3. Yes. October 2013, I think.

4. Yes. November 2013.

5. FP and trending (I love the new trending feature)

6. My mascot is cropped from this comic: www.cheerupemokid.com/comic/perception

7. I had two profiles before this one. The first was pappalardi (www.funnyjunk.com/user/pappalardi) named after not so famous bass-player Felix Pappalardi. I made it into the top 5 with that profile. I was permabanned for posting this picture: static.fjcdn.com/ajax/2ceb8bf78ae6ee75bf0f2d9eebb7c83d.jpg (yes, the censored version (though I had been banned a couple of times before.)) I then made a second profile, pappalordi (www.funnyjunk.com/user/pappalordi) which made it into the top 100 in two weeks before getting permabanned. The reason pappalordi was permabanned was that I posted the pic I was originally banned for on admin's profile along with a message, trying to appeal my innocence. Didn't go as planned.
User avatar #242 to #234 - geometric (04/14/2014) [-]
Hey your other accounts are unbanned.
User avatar #243 to #242 - pappathethird (04/15/2014) [-]
thanks, mate
User avatar #237 to #234 - theannoyingFJguy (04/11/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'll make my summary of you and then ask you if you're all ok with it.
User avatar #227 - twi (03/10/2014) [-]
**twi rolled a random comment #156 posted by anonymous at Jessica Hyde Part 2 ** :
I noticed
User avatar #232 to #227 - rakuraimasuta (04/06/2014) [-]
**rakuraimasuta rolled comment #1099331 ** :
wat u gonna do about it
User avatar #226 - kaitora (03/10/2014) [-]
Random question time.

In which country do you reside?
User avatar #229 to #226 - pappathethird (03/31/2014) [-]
Denmark. You?
User avatar #230 to #229 - kaitora (03/31/2014) [-]
You operate slow.
User avatar #231 to #230 - pappathethird (03/31/2014) [-]
I know. I noticed this comment like a week ago and thought it would be silly to answer then. Then I saw you were online just now and well ...
User avatar #228 to #226 - rakuraimasuta (03/17/2014) [-]
You first
User avatar #218 - theannoyingFJguy (02/18/2014) [-]
Hey man, are you going for #1 again?
User avatar #219 to #218 - pappathethird (02/18/2014) [-]
Bitch I might be.

Though the competition is a little rough at the moment.
User avatar #220 to #219 - theannoyingFJguy (02/18/2014) [-]
****** tough yo. Include is going for 90K, but doujinshi has basically stopped commenting and will drop soon.

I'm on track for about 105K by the way.
User avatar #222 to #220 - pappathethird (02/18/2014) [-]
When I was no 1 I had fever thumbs than I have now.
User avatar #221 to #220 - doujinshi (02/18/2014) [-]
90k? Looks like it'll be a bit harder for you now, but good luck.. you can do it.
User avatar #216 - theannoyingFJguy (02/04/2014) [-]
pappathethirdplaceintherankings
User avatar #217 to #216 - pappathethird (02/04/2014) [-]
Bitch, I might be
User avatar #213 - tranquilizer (01/27/2014) [-]
y hate introverts?
User avatar #215 to #213 - pappathethird (02/03/2014) [-]
because they're pitty
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