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Date Signed Up:1/05/2011
Last Login:9/12/2016
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Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 129 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 300 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 301 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
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#7 - Lightly bite just through the chocolate to break off the choco…  [+] (3 replies) 07/22/2014 on I’ve Said This Multiple... +1
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#13 - popnotes (07/22/2014) [-]
>fucking unwrap that shit and just eat it fucking whole and crunch up all that delicious shit as the fucking sweet ass flavors mix and shit like it was meant to be eaten

This is how I eat these, I highly recommend it.
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#12 - assassindash (07/22/2014) [-]
Wow, Ms. frizz or whatever apparently had a baby with the orange coward.
#9 - memescomefromb (07/22/2014) [-]
>Bite straight in the middle exposing the chocolate nut center
>Vigorously tongue-rape the chocolate out.
>Get annoyed before finishing first chocolate
>Start eating chocolates whole
#6 - Lol is that an oyster shucking knife  [+] (3 replies) 05/22/2014 on Monopoly +35
#15 - frodoswaggins (05/23/2014) [-]
i was thinking more along the lines of this
#11 - volg (05/23/2014) [-]
I shucked oysters as a busboy a few years ago. Trust me, things can get just as bloody If you're an idiot like me and don't wear gloves on both hands .
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#19 - kanatana (05/23/2014) [-]
I've shucked oysters before, but I only wore the metal glove on my oyster hand, leaving my knife hand free. But yeah, it's tricky as hell to get it down.
#109 - >mfw I made a deal with the Army devil and they're paying m…  [+] (2 replies) 05/20/2014 on F U +17
#259 - anon (05/20/2014) [-]
>"financial independence"
>living off taxpayer money in peacetime
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#119 - cumbersome (05/20/2014) [-]
As drunk as you might be, it's very well and frankly put. All you have to deal with is your choice of picture
#107 - Whoa shoot this is moving away from the fetish and more toward…  [+] (2 replies) 05/07/2014 on Fox n' Friends +1
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#108 - harbingerwolf (05/07/2014) [-]
No problem, shame you didnt ask sooner, when i posted that last one it got me browsing and i found some others of similar quality although this histories buried now -_-
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#109 - paintplayer (05/07/2014) [-]
Shoot, that's alright though. I'm gonna bounce around on that page and see what's up. Looks really cool so far, could do a neat Khajit costume or something perhaps although I identify as a fox
#103 - Wait is this a costume mask? Cause I don't like fursuits but i…  [+] (4 replies) 05/07/2014 on Fox n' Friends +1
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#106 - harbingerwolf (05/07/2014) [-]
It is indeed, here's the makers link if you want.

www.furaffinity.net/gallery/qarrezel/
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#107 - paintplayer (05/07/2014) [-]
Whoa shoot this is moving away from the fetish and more toward the fandom, I like this a lot. Real works of art. Thanks man
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#108 - harbingerwolf (05/07/2014) [-]
No problem, shame you didnt ask sooner, when i posted that last one it got me browsing and i found some others of similar quality although this histories buried now -_-
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#109 - paintplayer (05/07/2014) [-]
Shoot, that's alright though. I'm gonna bounce around on that page and see what's up. Looks really cool so far, could do a neat Khajit costume or something perhaps although I identify as a fox
#573 - I read an article on this, she ended up spontaneously dying fr…  [+] (1 reply) 05/06/2014 on Girl gets hit with a shovel 0
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#574 - paintplayer (05/07/2014) [-]
I just found out this was a lie but it would've made a neat story