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Date Signed Up:1/05/2011
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#72 - It's amazing how much more I care about your girlfriend bringi… 08/04/2014 on GOLBAT 0
#69 - If you find that please bring enough duct tape to wrap around …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on GOLBAT 0
#79 - plumpbooty (08/04/2014) [-]
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#86 - paintplayer (08/04/2014) [-]
I appreciate that
#148 - Sounds like someone isn't very athletic 07/31/2014 on The butter feel effect 0
#2563 - Not tryna white knight, although I see how it came across as t… 07/30/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
#24 - You should become a middle school English teacher so you can t…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2014 on The butter feel effect +89
#100 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
Some teachers are ridiculous like that but there is a lot more to a good book than its literal interpretation. Don't dismiss metaphors because of overzealous teachers
#63 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
Your comment reminds me of the blue curtains comparison.
#43 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
He should teach middle school English so he's like the one teacher in the building that doesn't relate fucking everything to sports
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#148 - paintplayer (07/31/2014) [-]
Sounds like someone isn't very athletic
#293 - Bail, he's a selfish douchebag and there's too many bros out t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts +22
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#2223 - pedrophile (07/23/2014) [-]
ITT: White Knights defending a woman they know nothing about and automatically assume it's the dudes fault, while she's out complaining to you guys, shes fucking her boyfriend...
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#2563 - paintplayer (07/30/2014) [-]
Not tryna white knight, although I see how it came across as that. Seems like common sense would dictate that she gtfo this relationship but then again, females age 15-25 ish have no dog gone idea what they want so I felt I should say something. And you're right she's probably on his dick right now.
#30 - Boyfriend sounds like a bitch. Take the good job and tell him …  [+] (26 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts +258
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#2555 - poppies (07/24/2014) [-]
Another update: I dumped him, now looking for flights back to England and on to Japan. I'm going to Nagano!
#1356 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
I agree. He should be supportive and happy about the better job opportunity you got, rather than force you to give it up. Essentially, if he is forcing you to give it up, he doesn't deserve you.
#1293 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
no ur a bitch
#930 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
im with this guy, however, you sais he has made sacrifices for you, before i call him whiney can you say what these sacrifices were if you dont mind?
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#246 - poppies (07/22/2014) [-]
Update.. I called him and he said he would come with me if there was a guarentee of a job for him too (you can go to Japan on a tourist visa and get a job whilst there but it's risky, and he'd be wasting $2000 if he had to go back home and start from scratch), he's selling his cars and giving up his job here to go to the one in Okaya, and pointed out to me that I'm not giving up much at all.
He basically implied if I leave him for this job then it means I don't really love him. I want this job badly but I do love him. But he's also said that I don't make him very happy so what's the point in staying in a relationship that's unhappy?
He said he'd made a lot of sacrifices and compromises for me, such as finding us an apartment in TN for when I came here when he could have been doing "other shit".
I feel guilty but.. I dont know what to do. I think I'm staying with him out of guilt and feeling obligated to more than anything. Would leaving him make me a horrible person?
#2508 - mistafishy (07/23/2014) [-]
Ditch him if he won't let you live your dream. Don't kill yourself. You're worth plenty if someone gave you an awesome gig in Japan. Even if you didn't have a boyfriend or a great job opportunity, you still mean a lot to us, no matter what.

It might not be any of our business to know the details, but just do what feels right.
#2519 - poppies (07/23/2014) [-]
You're all so sweet. I love you too.
in b4 gaaaayyyy
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#2457 - brozotheclown (07/23/2014) [-]
If he's making you feel guilty why be with him, a partner should make you feel happy
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#2477 - poppies (07/23/2014) [-]
I know. I feel really trapped, if I left him I'd just feel guilty. I feel like I owe him. I'm really considering just saying "fuck it all", I've been contemplating suicide for a while now and I know how easy it would be. I've spent hours on end thinking about how to do it. Sometimes it feels like that is the only way out.
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#2504 - brozotheclown (07/23/2014) [-]
Don't do it ok, I've been there before and If you just keep pushing through things will get better, and leaving someone will make you feel guilty for awhile, yes, but you just need to find that one person to make you feel happy in life.
#2115 - notreposter (07/23/2014) [-]
than it's decided you don't love him, get on the plane and don't waste anymore of his and yours time.
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#1801 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/23/2014) [-]
Leave him.
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#1649 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/23/2014) [-]
he's trying to guilt you into staying and also throwing up old arguments in your face (the unhappiness and him always doing stuff for you). If those were real issues he would have brought them up sooner. Also if he's unhappy again, why stay in a relationship like that? he said it himself.
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#1007 - olioh (07/22/2014) [-]
he seems to try to guilt trip you pretty bad, but imho go for the job, you are young, and those opportunities are rare, us filthy men come and go, and from your comments i really recommend the job it will hurt at first but remember, men come and go, my english is pretty bad : <
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#583 - luqmanr (07/22/2014) [-]
Who's the wisest person you know? I think you should ask him/her for advice rather than FJ. My two cents
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#613 - schmuxy (07/22/2014) [-]
perhaps, but on funnyjunk there's a much larger populace, and the ones who feel compelled to answer will likely be the ones who know what they're talking about.
#1465 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
Or shitposting cuntwhistles, but they're the minority in this thread.
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#544 - KoeSavant (07/22/2014) [-]
Tell him that you're going to do what you want to do and if HE really loved you he wouldnt make such a big deal out of it. I've given up so much for my girlfriend but i NEVEr mention any of it because i want her to be happy. I would get fucked in the ass by an elephant before calling her selfish for wanting to follow her dreams. Tell him that yeah you're selfish but at least you're not a dick about it and smear him in shit. You shouldnt be with guys who make you feel like you owe them on purpose.
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#491 - wunderlichh (07/22/2014) [-]
Reading of how he treats you does actually sounds like he owns you.
You have to follow your instincts, if you take the job maybe it leads to that you have to sacrifice your friend, but you will end up much happier in the long term.
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#293 - paintplayer (07/22/2014) [-]
Bail, he's a selfish douchebag and there's too many bros out there who would give you a good life wishing you would talk to them while this idiot takes advantage of you.
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#2223 - pedrophile (07/23/2014) [-]
ITT: White Knights defending a woman they know nothing about and automatically assume it's the dudes fault, while she's out complaining to you guys, shes fucking her boyfriend...
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#2563 - paintplayer (07/30/2014) [-]
Not tryna white knight, although I see how it came across as that. Seems like common sense would dictate that she gtfo this relationship but then again, females age 15-25 ish have no dog gone idea what they want so I felt I should say something. And you're right she's probably on his dick right now.
#275 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
Someone making you feel like you're terrible for wanting success isn't a person you should be with at all. Think of how hypocritical his saying you're selfish is. Someone who really loves you will live your success vicariously and be with you the whole time pushing you on. If need be leave him. Someone hindering your life, really, truly isn't worth it.
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#282 - goodatlosing (07/22/2014) [-]
Sorry, forgot to log in.
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#258 - schmuxy (07/22/2014) [-]
Absolutely not, if he's making you feel that bad then it isn't working out anyway
#126 - anetheron (07/22/2014) [-]
this
#7 - Lightly bite just through the chocolate to break off the choco…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on I’ve Said This Multiple... +1
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#13 - popnotes (07/22/2014) [-]
>fucking unwrap that shit and just eat it fucking whole and crunch up all that delicious shit as the fucking sweet ass flavors mix and shit like it was meant to be eaten

This is how I eat these, I highly recommend it.
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#12 - assassindash (07/22/2014) [-]
Wow, Ms. frizz or whatever apparently had a baby with the orange coward.
#9 - memescomefromb (07/22/2014) [-]
>Bite straight in the middle exposing the chocolate nut center
>Vigorously tongue-rape the chocolate out.
>Get annoyed before finishing first chocolate
>Start eating chocolates whole
#6 - Lol is that an oyster shucking knife  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Monopoly +35
#15 - frodoswaggins (05/23/2014) [-]
i was thinking more along the lines of this
#11 - volg (05/23/2014) [-]
I shucked oysters as a busboy a few years ago. Trust me, things can get just as bloody If you're an idiot like me and don't wear gloves on both hands .
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#19 - kanatana (05/23/2014) [-]
I've shucked oysters before, but I only wore the metal glove on my oyster hand, leaving my knife hand free. But yeah, it's tricky as hell to get it down.
#109 - >mfw I made a deal with the Army devil and they're paying m…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2014 on F U +17
#259 - anon (05/20/2014) [-]
>"financial independence"
>living off taxpayer money in peacetime
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#119 - cumbersome (05/20/2014) [-]
As drunk as you might be, it's very well and frankly put. All you have to deal with is your choice of picture