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#2 - Christina Model, because people are going to ask.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on Feeling a bit froggy? +3
User avatar #8 - Sabor (04/23/2014) [-]
N... No I wasn't!

Yeah, okay, thanks.
#15 - That's crazy how the dog managed to **** right on… 04/23/2014 on Bitch Neighbor +5
#10 - Good thing that's a fake weapon. Get some trigger discipline 04/22/2014 on the truth 0
#11 - >Saw the cute baby seal >"Oh man here come the … 04/21/2014 on this seal looks so happy 0
#23 - Picture 04/21/2014 on I promise it`s worth the reead 0
#43 - Tfw no grandparents left  [+] (6 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Always get me right in the... 0
User avatar #53 - darkoblivion (04/21/2014) [-]
going to the funeral for one of mine today
#62 - Spikeydeath (04/21/2014) [-]
Couldn't imagine my Mama or my grandad dying or my step grandma, but either of them would be hard. I am close to all of them.
User avatar #68 - darkoblivion (04/21/2014) [-]
other than a short cry when h was put in the hospital i've been rather numb to the situation, or i've been stuffing more emotionsbehind that door in the back of my mind. either way i'm carrying the casket in a few hours so if i have any more feels to be felt that's probably when they'll bubble over
#69 - Spikeydeath (04/21/2014) [-]
When my great grandpa died i shut down for a month and didnt talk or do anything.
User avatar #123 - darkoblivion (04/22/2014) [-]
well it's over, or at least it is for me. Cried more than i thought was possible for me.
#127 - Spikeydeath (04/22/2014) [-]
we are here for you
#110 - Wow, that is subtle and beautifully done. 11/10 thumbed and favorited 04/18/2014 on k +1
#71 - K 04/15/2014 on we interupt your fapping... +2
#79 - What he said: "Try to get in shape to improve the look of…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Witness a bald eagle in flight +16
#94 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?

How fit cosplayers are has literally no effect on your life. They put time and effort into doing something they like and often spend quite a lot of money on their costumes.
User avatar #83 - neverborn (04/13/2014) [-]
not all males are willing to be short you know
#102 - ennemi (04/13/2014) [-]
What are you talking about ?
Sure you shouldn't go lift heavy when you're still a teenager, but once you're 18-20 there's you won't become smaller because you lift.
User avatar #106 - neverborn (04/13/2014) [-]
vegeta is short
#145 - jazzytheferret (04/13/2014) [-]
I think he/she was jumping to a different conclusion there.
User avatar #172 - neverborn (04/13/2014) [-]
seems so
#94 - This got flagged 4 minutes before I saw it someone help pls 04/13/2014 on (untitled) +3
#8 - Taste the meat, not the heat. 04/11/2014 on d-did i make it guys? 0
#24 - If you're not capable of casually browsing an image site while… 04/11/2014 on Goodbye, FJ (Read Description) +7
#6 - Have an Italian mother, grandmother, father, or grandfather ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Marketing Noodles, the... +42
User avatar #16 - infinitereaper (04/11/2014) [-]
PIzza has far more nutritional value than packaged ramen
User avatar #19 - swagloon (04/11/2014) [-]
Cheap food. Cheap nutrition.
#8 - Oh **** he got disconnected 04/11/2014 on Fuck... +2
#17 - Yeah seems like you could just put a colored veneer on the cur… 04/11/2014 on Camera Eye 0
#1596 - Oh you're one of those UK versions of a weeaboo, using "t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#1601 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
I spell how I spell because it's closer to origin, but I speak any words within the language as they are fair game. I have no need to be from anywhere other than where I am now. I love Colorado, and I have the "North Western" accent you are talking about. Still, as far as accuracy goes, London is as close to origin as we can get.
#1579 - That's cool bro, you still put emphases on things in very styl…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#1581 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
Not from the UK. Just pisses me off when Americans are like "WE DON'T HAVE ACCENTS, YOU GUYS DO". Our language comes from their country. They are right.
User avatar #1596 - paintplayer (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh you're one of those UK versions of a weeaboo, using "twat" and all that. Here's the thing, man. There are a variety of American accents just like there are a variety of accents across the UK. Southern, East Coast, Midwest, etc. Check this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8mzWkuOxz8. What I'm saying is, if you go to the Northwest US, people generally pronounce things very phonetically rather than putting any type of influence on anything. I read the word "idea" as "idea;" my grandmother from the East Coast pronounced it "idear." She had the accent, because she pronounced it differently than it was written. It's not a problem, I'm just saying, if you are quantifying accent as a deviation from the written phonetic pronunciation, then the NW has little to no accent.
#1601 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
I spell how I spell because it's closer to origin, but I speak any words within the language as they are fair game. I have no need to be from anywhere other than where I am now. I love Colorado, and I have the "North Western" accent you are talking about. Still, as far as accuracy goes, London is as close to origin as we can get.
#79 - Why why why  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on respect +2
User avatar #87 - DrDanny (04/11/2014) [-]
Scarification. its brutal, but it looks cool
#1559 - If you give me a sentence I'll say it on that voice recording … 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#1551 - Do you consider people from the Northwest United States as hav…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#1573 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
*COUGH* THEUKISTHESOURCEOFYOURLANGUAGEYOUFUCKINGTWAT *COUGH*
User avatar #2182 - schurftinator (04/11/2014) [-]
Actually, queen Elizabeth the first demanded that the English language to be pronounced differently and 'invented' the posh British accent you hear these days. And maybe demanded is not the right word, but she and the nobility adjusted their accent and the rest followed because it was 'cool'. So in fact, American/Australian accents are much more like the way 'original' English used to be pronounced, rather than modern day British. Still, the whole discussion is bullshit. As long as you can communicate with each other, I believe.

The more you know....
#2712 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
Not all English accents are "posh", and the UK includes Ireland and Scotland (at the moment), neither of which are "posh".

The more you know?
User avatar #1579 - paintplayer (04/11/2014) [-]
That's cool bro, you still put emphases on things in very stylized ways compared to us. Also I'm fairly sure that despite your being from the UK, you didn't invent the English language, so no need to get so prideful about its origins.
#1581 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
Not from the UK. Just pisses me off when Americans are like "WE DON'T HAVE ACCENTS, YOU GUYS DO". Our language comes from their country. They are right.
User avatar #1596 - paintplayer (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh you're one of those UK versions of a weeaboo, using "twat" and all that. Here's the thing, man. There are a variety of American accents just like there are a variety of accents across the UK. Southern, East Coast, Midwest, etc. Check this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8mzWkuOxz8. What I'm saying is, if you go to the Northwest US, people generally pronounce things very phonetically rather than putting any type of influence on anything. I read the word "idea" as "idea;" my grandmother from the East Coast pronounced it "idear." She had the accent, because she pronounced it differently than it was written. It's not a problem, I'm just saying, if you are quantifying accent as a deviation from the written phonetic pronunciation, then the NW has little to no accent.
#1601 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
I spell how I spell because it's closer to origin, but I speak any words within the language as they are fair game. I have no need to be from anywhere other than where I am now. I love Colorado, and I have the "North Western" accent you are talking about. Still, as far as accuracy goes, London is as close to origin as we can get.
#1555 - xzayviaaeyeres (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't know as I don't know what a Northwest accent is. I'm usually okay with North american accents, Partly thanks to copious amounts of US TV programming that we get, I think
User avatar #1559 - paintplayer (04/11/2014) [-]
If you give me a sentence I'll say it on that voice recording website and send you a link so you can decide for yourself
#38 - Your field of view is wider but it's still your field of view.… 04/11/2014 on Densely Packed Hitlers 0
#88 - *sexiest 04/07/2014 on See Description 0
#23 - GET OUT OF MY HEAD 03/26/2014 on Big poop 0
#88 - I'll just copy+paste my other comment: >if you made ne… 03/24/2014 on Skyrim logic 0
#87 - >if you made nearly 4000 iron daggers in real life >… 03/24/2014 on Skyrim logic 0
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