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#24 - 14. There is nothing unique about this, this is just attending…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2014 on implying that I can get a... +1
User avatar #29 - alexstraza (03/13/2014) [-]
You are coming across as a cynic and I am personally glad I've never had the misfortune of dating you are anyone like you :/
#31 - paintplayer (03/13/2014) [-]
#22 - 1. Girlfriend falls out of tree, becomes vegetable, you live y…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2014 on implying that I can get a... +2
#24 - paintplayer (03/13/2014) [-]
14. There is nothing unique about this, this is just attending a sporting event with no knowledge of the sport, which people do fairly often in order to impress people.
15. Washable or not, it's vandalism. Enjoy your fine.
16. Police show up because they think your charades are just a distraction from someone else who is trying to break in.
17. Without the rest of the body, it's just going to look like you photographed a pair of boots in random different places.
18. Some of us work for a living, why do you have all these suggestions where I stay up all night until the dawn? Furthermore, most cities essentially shut down after about 9pm. Further further more, it's like asking to be mugged to walk around a city all night.
19. He probably will create you split pea soup with creme fraiche and a fat loogie because you tried to deviate from a menu he worked hard to put together, not to mention doing so while he's in the middle of a rush so that he's not able to serve the other customers who actually want to adhere to the menu in a timely manner.
20. That would be neat for about 3 1/2 minutes. What do you do for the other 2 hours and 26 minutes?



User avatar #29 - alexstraza (03/13/2014) [-]
You are coming across as a cynic and I am personally glad I've never had the misfortune of dating you are anyone like you :/
#31 - paintplayer (03/13/2014) [-]
#379 - That song is a masterpiece 03/10/2014 on Fucked by a knife +1
#94 - Pin the bread? 03/04/2014 on Hulk Smash +3
#51 - Nightmare fuel 02/28/2014 on Just Girly Things 0
#342 - My dad gave it to me, I'm not entirely sure where he got it. H… 02/27/2014 on she'll be shy but... +1
#340 - That dude is trying way too hard to be hooah, I show a half in…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on she'll be shy but... 0
User avatar #341 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
Making fun of others for being boots (marine term I picked up) is the opposite of being hooah. Learn a little about the military bud.
#339 - Sorry I offended you by not rolling up my sleeve, I took sever… 02/27/2014 on she'll be shy but... 0
#338 - iPhone 4s haha sorry I uploaded in full resolution 02/27/2014 on she'll be shy but... 0
#66 - I have that pen as well, but while the blade is quite sharp, i…  [+] (70 new replies) 02/26/2014 on she'll be shy but... +280
User avatar #336 - ompalomper (02/27/2014) [-]
assassin weapon.

slit the throat from behind and hide the weapon afterwards
#284 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
I love playing," Spot the POG". What is this time? Oh, a kid put his arm all the way across the entire frame just to show that he is wearing a uniform. Probably going to get thumbed down for this, but from my two and half years of being in, I can guarantee you that this kid just squirted out of basic a few weeks ago or is a POG (probably both).
#339 - paintplayer (02/27/2014) [-]
Sorry I offended you by not rolling up my sleeve, I took several pictures that did and did not include my sleeve but that was the only one that showed the blade and the time stamp in proper focus. Not really sure why you think I would have anything to prove by showing my ACUs to a bunch of anonymous strangers on the internet, but if you think you have to be hooah by trying to identify POGs on funny picture threads, go ahead.
User avatar #299 - thatonetyler (02/27/2014) [-]
or he was trying to show you the pen, also big whoop 2 and a half years, lets me guess you're a E-3
User avatar #340 - paintplayer (02/27/2014) [-]
That dude is trying way too hard to be hooah, I show a half inch of ACU sleeve and he goes off like a rabid pit bull. We get it guy, you're infantry. Nobody cares.
User avatar #341 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
Making fun of others for being boots (marine term I picked up) is the opposite of being hooah. Learn a little about the military bud.
User avatar #303 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
Aw, is the POG butthurt?
User avatar #310 - thatonetyler (02/27/2014) [-]
most infantry guys i meet are pretty cool, but then you have the select few who act all high and mighty, like you , but in reality the special forces are the ones who can really talk shit
User avatar #330 - agreatusername (02/27/2014) [-]
Whenever I hear about infantry talking shit I like to remind them that without POG's the majority of them would be dead.
User avatar #311 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
Bro, I'm messing around. I don't give a fuck about what MOS you have. It's just fun making fun of POGs.
User avatar #329 - agreatusername (02/27/2014) [-]
Damn straight, 68W is all that matters.
User avatar #313 - thatonetyler (02/27/2014) [-]
haha same here, im just saying SF are the guys to beat
User avatar #328 - fuelnfire (02/27/2014) [-]
As a Marine, it's my duty to poke fun at any and all Army personnel, regardless if they're cooks to a fucking SFG. Luckily, I never saw any Army SF, (unless the Hoo-ahs count) so I never got my ass kicked.
#277 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
Faggot. Pic related, it's you.
#274 - Lmaoplanes (02/27/2014) [-]
God damn son, those ACU's are starting to look like some variation of MARPART.
User avatar #266 - DoktorHax (02/27/2014) [-]
Nah man, that blade is ideal for stabbing. Go for the kidneys from behind or angle up into the diaphram from the front. Or slice the inner thigh. No good in a stand up fight, but if someone isnt paying you much attention you could fuck them up in all kinds of ways.
User avatar #264 - timelordjam (02/27/2014) [-]
Where would one buy one ?
User avatar #262 - negativeone (02/27/2014) [-]
On an unrelated note...holy shit that is a huge picture.

What kind of camera did you use?
User avatar #338 - paintplayer (02/27/2014) [-]
iPhone 4s haha sorry I uploaded in full resolution
User avatar #261 - mechbaird (02/27/2014) [-]
are those woodland usmc cammies
User avatar #259 - SylverSlayer (02/27/2014) [-]
that's why you stab, then slice
User avatar #256 - cordlessorange (02/27/2014) [-]
Rah?
User avatar #247 - agreatusername (02/27/2014) [-]
Woo, technical battle buddies.
#246 - jalthelas (02/27/2014) [-]
You obviously don't realize how soft neck tissue is.
User avatar #252 - redheel (02/27/2014) [-]
Thumb for Dexter
#208 - applescryatnight (02/27/2014) [-]
if i were to get that pen, and sharpen the other side, would i be able to use it for stabbing stuff?
i have a grinder at home. i can probably do it fairly easily.
User avatar #207 - dross (02/27/2014) [-]
You have insanely neat handrwriting. But I would too, if every time I fucked up my pen cut me.
User avatar #176 - thatonetyler (02/26/2014) [-]
hey battle, where yah stationed?
User avatar #285 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
And this tool put a fucking graduation day photo as his profile picture. Holy shit, how motivated can one be? Oh, no blue cord, that solves why he did this.
User avatar #296 - thatonetyler (02/27/2014) [-]
or you know i went to my uncles military wedding in it, a year and a half ago, also really? you're criticizing me for not being infantry, listen im trying to get my degree, and find a job in the army that will give me experience in the civilian world, and infantry wont do that.
User avatar #300 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
Or, because you're not active, you can be infantry and the same thing you're doing right now and not be a faggot and call others," Battle" like you just got out of basic. Maybe I'm looking into this wrong and you're pursuing a degree online and if that is true you're just stupid. Engineering or Computer Science or go home. No military job other than the few top-tier ones will look decent on your resume.
User avatar #305 - thatonetyler (02/27/2014) [-]
well thats not fully true, i was able to get a job because i had experience of working in warehouses, and using forklifts, also ive been using the term battle for the past 2 years now, and yeah i understand i can do online college and go active, but you know how much more time i would have to put in for that, the logical thing to do in my situation would be to go to college.
User avatar #306 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
The first half was referring to Reserves or being a Nasty Girl. You know, I was referring to an actual career, not a part time job or making near minimum wage.
User avatar #309 - thatonetyler (02/27/2014) [-]
Well i do make above minimum wage, actually i make very good money, but if i go active duty i will make a lot less than i do now, so until i go through OCS or ROTC then i dont plan on submitting my packet for deployment
User avatar #314 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
1. I'm National Guard and proud (probably due to being in the best NG brigade in the nation)
2. I went to a senior military college for a year (University of North Georgia)

Have you even started ROTC? Terrible choice.
User avatar #316 - thatonetyler (02/27/2014) [-]
i have not, i leaning toward OCS after college, but ROTC is always an option, and yeah im reserves up in PA, our national guard is huge though
User avatar #317 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
OCS, by far and you're not guaranteed a slot for the commission. Seen a kid have a 3.7 in Chemistry and was ranked highly in the corps not even pass a review board to even be considered for a commission.
User avatar #302 - clannadqs (02/27/2014) [-]
*do
#175 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
And dubs.
User avatar #153 - bladeguy (02/26/2014) [-]
Throats are very soft...
User avatar #142 - jacksipian (02/26/2014) [-]
you're on the west coast of the US, but you put the month second?? what is wrong with you? what are you, European? or anywhere else pretty much...
User avatar #248 - agreatusername (02/27/2014) [-]
Its the standard for dating documents in the military. I do it for everything now unless it has a guidline that contradicts it.
User avatar #250 - jacksipian (02/27/2014) [-]
yeah because it has be universal, that's why the US military also uses the metric system and stuff, i just wanted to mess with him a bit, CoolStoryBrosky this is a reply to you too.
User avatar #245 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/27/2014) [-]
It's a military date
User avatar #139 - fuelnfire (02/26/2014) [-]
Is that the worlds dirtiest ACU? (short of deployed uniforms)
User avatar #241 - agreatusername (02/27/2014) [-]
Nah, i have a couple brand new blouses that are a dark color. sometimes they just end up that way.
User avatar #323 - fuelnfire (02/27/2014) [-]
Did ya wash em in detergent, like tide and shit? my MCCUUS get kinda pinked up if i wash em wrong by accident.
User avatar #324 - agreatusername (02/27/2014) [-]
Ive used the same brand of detergent since BCT. Im a Tide pods man. And I havent washed them, they are brand new.
User avatar #325 - fuelnfire (02/27/2014) [-]
My combats/FROG gear didnt get washed at all. Smelled like complete ass, SSgt used to joke that it helped us blend in to the indigs better.
User avatar #326 - agreatusername (02/27/2014) [-]
I never bothered to smell mine, wasnt on my priority list to worry about the smell.
User avatar #327 - fuelnfire (02/27/2014) [-]
Believe me, I didnt try to actively smell them.
#138 - phuzebox (02/26/2014) [-]
"If I can't take it on a plane, it's a weapon."

~The man who still has faith in America
User avatar #135 - werfgh (02/26/2014) [-]
where have you bought that cloth? I like it, I want to have pixelated camo as well (if it is like that)
User avatar #242 - agreatusername (02/27/2014) [-]
Join the U.S Army bud.
User avatar #332 - werfgh (02/27/2014) [-]
I live in Europe
User avatar #333 - agreatusername (02/27/2014) [-]
Well good luck with that.
User avatar #131 - burdenedsoul (02/26/2014) [-]
may not be effective, but you'd get at least one good stab in with it, and if you aim carefully, that's all you need

also, where can i buy one of these? the want is very much do
User avatar #130 - kaboozle123 (02/26/2014) [-]
one stab to the jugular and that not very good knife is now a murder weapon
#229 - gerfox (02/27/2014) [-]
Or just a pen...?
User avatar #127 - Thracias (02/26/2014) [-]
Where did you get such a cool pen? Can I buy it anywhere on the internet? Nice handwriting by the way.
User avatar #342 - paintplayer (02/27/2014) [-]
My dad gave it to me, I'm not entirely sure where he got it. He has a tendency to give me random trinkets with no explanation regarding their origin haha. And thanks
User avatar #113 - beldepinda (02/26/2014) [-]
Maybe a stupid question... but why you wear camo?
User avatar #243 - agreatusername (02/27/2014) [-]
Probably because hes in the Army, and thats our work uniform.
#125 - riffz (02/26/2014) [-]
To blend in of course.
User avatar #133 - beldepinda (02/26/2014) [-]
Crap, how could i be so stupid! (slaps own head)
#120 - JHDog (02/26/2014) [-]
most likely in the military
User avatar #97 - iamnotgoodwithname (02/26/2014) [-]
thats why u get a knife sharpener!
User avatar #96 - rplix (02/26/2014) [-]
Still if you got stabbed with this, you probably won't feel too good. That's why it is marketed as a self-defense weapon.
User avatar #77 - existacne (02/26/2014) [-]
Go for the eyes, duh.
User avatar #72 - acemcgunner (02/26/2014) [-]
you displease me
#110 - Insert joke about general female lack of mechanical aptitude here 02/26/2014 on party hard 0
#109 - Lol who called the Angst Brigade 02/26/2014 on party hard 0
#34 - Well that looks fucking terrifying 02/17/2014 on So these are in Skyrim now... 0
#533 - Give me a request and find out what I sound like because you c… 02/17/2014 on It's Vocaroo time 0
#4 - I'll take "shit that never happened" for 20 02/15/2014 on Daddy wasn't there +10
#4 - Apparently love is getting your girlfriend to risk her life or…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on what is love, baby don't... 0
User avatar #24 - thetom (02/10/2014) [-]
oh god thats EXACTLY what love is.
#195 - Army here, yeah I had a bad last semester and need to pull my …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on College in a nutshell +1
User avatar #196 - durkadurka (02/06/2014) [-]
Yeah it was pretty rough. Got a D on my first midterm and that lit a fire under my ass. I was doing additional training to get into something called Arnold Air Society which ate up every Sunday, plus study and prep time during the week. Had little time to do much else. I couldn't imagine being an RA too. I probably would have applied otherwise, but ROTC comes first.
#3 - It probably took him about 15 minutes to learn that part and t…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Cant say he's not smooth. +4
User avatar #13 - frutus (02/05/2014) [-]
As far as I know, people in office can't appear on TV-shows. This one is obviously from before he was elected.
This is also the reason that Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't playing himself in the movie 2012, he was still governor.
User avatar #199 - inyourmind (02/06/2014) [-]
people in office will do bit parts like this every so often. they don't do anything major because they don't have time for it.
#92 - gerfox (02/06/2014) [-]
Are you sure about that? In that case it has to be a relatively new rule, since I know for a fact that the final question when John Carpenter won Who Wants to Be a Millionaire was; "Which of these Presidents appeared on the television series "Laugh-in"?"
#93 - gerfox (02/06/2014) [-]
And it was Nixon, who was (99 percent sure) the President at the time...
#10 - Pssh, "new money" 02/05/2014 on Deadmau5's Nyan Cat 0
#17 - Batman's swagger levels are approaching critical 02/05/2014 on the real batman +1
#35 - ROTC means I'm gonna come out about $10-15k in the black and h…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2014 on College in a nutshell +2
User avatar #185 - durkadurka (02/05/2014) [-]
Ditto. My bank account gained about $1500 after personal expenses in one semester and my education is paid for. Doing that and being an engineering student means I have no life during the semester, but it's definitely worth it.

Going Air Force btw.
User avatar #195 - paintplayer (02/06/2014) [-]
Army here, yeah I had a bad last semester and need to pull my ass out of the fire this go round but ultimately as long as I get above a 2.0 I'm alright. I was an RA which was a mistake, plus taking max credits. I have simplified now and I'm equally busy but far more squared away.
User avatar #196 - durkadurka (02/06/2014) [-]
Yeah it was pretty rough. Got a D on my first midterm and that lit a fire under my ass. I was doing additional training to get into something called Arnold Air Society which ate up every Sunday, plus study and prep time during the week. Had little time to do much else. I couldn't imagine being an RA too. I probably would have applied otherwise, but ROTC comes first.
#134 - And let me guess, OP considers himself a "normie." 02/03/2014 on the fj community 0
#479 - You moderate a fucking website, guy. If you were making decisi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on An apology to FJ ~ From... -1
User avatar #488 - ragingbrony (01/20/2014) [-]
This post is him trying to get over himself.
#608 - Ever shit so hard that you just needed to put on a hat? 01/20/2014 on OP Delivers +38
#358 - You have to strip the cartridges off the clip for the SKS; it … 01/19/2014 on Lesson from a Master 0
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